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rolyn
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H'mmm So there'll be no sexism in Hell .
Watch out Mr Devil you are soon to be S/He 'd .
On 2nd thoughts seeing's how you're the bad guy I guess you'll remain a definite 'He'
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Arrietty
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Doesn't say you CAN'T be sexist, but it does say the general licence to be offensive in Hell doesn't make you immune from attack if you are sexist, racist etc.
This was in answer to SC's defence that he was being 'mindlessly Hellish' in what he said and that calling him on it was somehow against the spirit of the Hell board. [ 17. June 2012, 22:16: Message edited by: Arrietty ]
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Sir Pellinore
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quote: Originally posted by Lyda*Rose: ... It's performance art using negative space.
Are we then back to "Waiting for Evensong" a la "Waiting for Godot"?
There could be an embryo PhD thesis theme in this somewhere.
Could Evensong's continuing "performance art" be best summarised by correctly intoning the "answer" to all koans "Mu"?
The mind boggles.
But not for long.
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Jahlove
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Mu Mu
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Loquacious beachcomber
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quote: Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat: Hell is a good place for me to let off steam. that is why I come here.
Have you tried breathing into a brown paper bag?
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Sir Pellinore
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quote: Originally posted by Jahlove: Mu Mu
Good, but I'm not a Zen Master so cannot certify your obvious enlightenment.
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Jahlove
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Ach. well, one day, Glass Shopper
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Lyda*Rose
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quote: Originally posted by Arrietty: Doesn't say you CAN'T be sexist, but it does say the general licence to be offensive in Hell doesn't make you immune from attack if you are sexist, racist etc.
This was in answer to SC's defence that he was being 'mindlessly Hellish' in what he said and that calling him on it was somehow against the spirit of the Hell board.
If you value your ass, the last thing you should be in Hell is "mindless". Real hellions are anything but mindless. Vulgar, mean-spirited, critical, creatively nasty, yes, but the brains are definitely in gear.
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by the long ranger: quote: Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat: I also never suggested that anyone should be gang raped.
I invited you to correct a typo that suggested Evensong come here so "we might eventually have a proper chance to give Evensong a good fuck". You refused.
Explain to me how that is not a suggestion to gang rape.
It's not, really but what it is is the rapey, sexually charged, belittling rhetoric that some guys fling at women to appear badass.It's exactly the kind of thing ThomasDF would have said. It's a lot like Boom Boom Limbaugh calling that journalist chick a whore-- or wait, he didn't actually SAY that, we all oversensitive people HEARD that.
I don't think it's badass at all.I consider it chickenshit. A master-class hellion is scathing while avoiding chickenshit rhetoric that lowers his/herself.
And Evensong if you're out there reading this, next time you feel like pissing all over a thread for your own entertainment, remember that there are people you are pissing on that will have your back for the important stuff.And pull up our socks.
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orfeo
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quote: Originally posted by Think²: quote: Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat: I did make a suggestion that Evensong is so uptight that she might need be not getting enough.
That is the bit that is sexist, (suggesting someone being gang-raped is in incredibly poor taste regardless of gender), it speaks to a history of the patriarchal explanation and control of female sexuality.
Why the bloody hell do you think only females are uptight when they're not getting enough? I'm male and it sure as hell applies to me.
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Pyx_e
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quote: Originally posted by orfeo: quote: Originally posted by Think²: quote: Originally posted by Schroedinger's cat: I did make a suggestion that Evensong is so uptight that she might need be not getting enough.
That is the bit that is sexist, (suggesting someone being gang-raped is in incredibly poor taste regardless of gender), it speaks to a history of the patriarchal explanation and control of female sexuality.
Why the bloody hell do you think only females are uptight when they're not getting enough? I'm male and it sure as hell applies to me.
Well that explains your "From." Thanks.
AtB, Pyx_e
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by rolyn: H'mmm So there'll be no sexism in Hell .
You know, I have heard this kind of thing before and wonder how the hell it started. When the hell did the rumor start that only people who never challenge anything anyone says understand Hell?
You can be as nasty and horrible as you want in Hell. AND people get to say anything they damn well please about it. Fuck that "you're a fluffy bunny if you call people on their shit" shit.
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orfeo
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quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: Well that explains your "From." Thanks.
Actually it doesn't, but you're not even the first person to make that insinuation.
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Lyda*Rose
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Kelley Alves: quote: You can be as nasty and horrible as you want in Hell. AND people get to say anything they damn well please about it. Fuck that "you're a fluffy bunny if you call people on their shit" shit.
Yeah! Listen to her- she's a bunny and she ain't fuzzy.
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Kelly Alves
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As an example.
1. Lyda, thank you kindly.
2. Lyda, why is it neither you, Amos, Motherboard or anyone on the goddamn planet can seem to spell my name right?
For fuck's sake, it's right up there on my post!
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Pyx_e
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oooh listen to Allie Kelves.
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Boogie
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quote: Originally posted by rolyn: H'mmm So there'll be no sexism in Hell .
Would you be happy to see racism in hell?
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: oooh listen to Allie Kelves.
Laugh it up, funny man. And keep checking your news feed. You're gonna find a Bay Area item about someone named Kylie Alvarez up in a bell tower picking off random folk with a sniper rifle. And it will be all on your heads. [ 18. June 2012, 07:35: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Chorister
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a suitable punishment for Evensong would be being made to sing the 119th Psalm. All of it. In one go.
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Pyx_e
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quote: Originally posted by Kelly Alves: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: oooh listen to Allie Kelves.
Laugh it up, funny man. And keep checking your news feed. You're gonna find a Bay Area item about someone named Kylie Alvarez up in a bell tower picking off random folk with a sniper rifle. And it will be all on your heads.
Kylie was quoted saying "I don't like sundaes."
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Kelly Alves
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(Holy Moses.) On YouTube!
[Crosspost. Keep laughing, Pyx,] [ 18. June 2012, 07:41: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Boogie
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quote: Originally posted by Chorister: a suitable punishment for Evensong would be being made to sing the 119th Psalm. All of it. In one go.
Is she allowed to breathe?
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Pyx_e
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I always assumed she breathed out of her ass as she seems to use it for thinking too*.
AtB, Pyx_e
*sarky I miss you
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Lyda*Rose
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the Bunney wit a ax: quote: 2. Lyda, why is it neither you, Amos, Motherboard or anyone on the goddamn planet can seem to spell my name right?
It's after midnight and I've taken my meds. Give me a break.
But thanks for not spelling mine "Lydia".
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the long ranger
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quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: oooh listen to Allie Kelves.
Pricks_e
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Justinian
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We've seen plenty of threads that aren't about Evensong that have been about Evensong. But is this a first on the Ship? A thread about Evensong that isn't about Evensong?
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Uncle Pete
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Well, if we're on names, before I close this thread, why the ever-living fuck does everyone spell Motherboarde (as in ye olde) without the E? It's right there above her avatar.
Now give me a good reason I shouldn't send this thread to where it belongs. Which ain't here.
eta: Although I do love the idea of Evensong singing the 119th Psalm in one go. (That's the one that goes on and on and on, right?)
You're evil Chorister. I like that. Come back, soon, eh? [ 18. June 2012, 10:19: Message edited by: PeteC ]
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Pyx_e
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quote: Originally posted by the long ranger: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: oooh listen to Allie Kelves.
Pricks_e
I will let this pass IF you can honestly (hand on heart, hope to die) tell me you know (without Google) what a Pyx is. You protty assgoblin.
All the Best, Pyx_e
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the long ranger
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quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: quote: Originally posted by the long ranger: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: oooh listen to Allie Kelves.
Pricks_e
I will let this pass IF you can honestly (hand on heart, hope to die) tell me you know (without Google) what a Pyx is. You protty assgoblin.
All the Best, Pyx_e
No idea, I was just calling you names. Pixie is a form of fairy.
Does it mean 'complete tosser'?
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Pyx_e
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Ignorant AND delighting in ignorance. Such a winning combo.
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the long ranger
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Delighting in ignorance of pointless religious paraphernalia? Absolutely.
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the long ranger
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I also have the ability to use search engines, Tortuf, but yon pyx_e arsewipe specifically said I wasn't allowed to.
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Tortuf
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Wasn't trying to dis anyone.
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Patdys
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quote: Originally posted by orfeo: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: Well that explains your "From." Thanks.
Actually it doesn't, but you're not even the first person to make that insinuation.
Thankyou, I'm here all week.
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Uncle Pete
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quote: Originally posted by the long ranger: Delighting in ignorance of pointless religious paraphernalia? Absolutely.
Sounds to me like you already know what it is - ie religious paraphernalia.
Not pointless though. That's you. You're also witless.
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the long ranger
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quote: Originally posted by PeteC: quote: Originally posted by the long ranger: Delighting in ignorance of pointless religious paraphernalia? Absolutely.
Sounds to me like you already know what it is - ie religious paraphernalia.
Not pointless though. That's you. You're also witless.
Only because I looked it up. You're right, I'm also witless, lacking in imagination and creativity.
Oh no, that's you.
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mdijon
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Ooh you bitch.
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irish_lord99
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quote: Originally posted by mdijon: Ooh you bitch.
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Zach82
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Long ranger, you really ought to work on posting with less rage and contempt. We're all friends here. Even in hell- even mealy-mouthed smart asses like me.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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If this thread is going to be about names, could it be at least partly about the long ranger's name?
One day, the long ranger and his faithful sidekick, Tongto were riding across the Montana plains. Abruptly, Tongto reined in, stepped out of the saddle, held up his hand for silence, then pressed his ear against the ground. A few moments later, Tongto proclaimed,"Buffalo come!" "That's amazing, Tongto, how did you determine that?" the long ranger asked. "Face sticky!" came the reply.
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the long ranger
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quote: Originally posted by Zach82: Long ranger, you really ought to work on posting with less rage and contempt. We're all friends here. Even in hell- even mealy-mouthed smart asses like me.
You ought to go back to where you belong - the unemotional and logical place that exists solely in your own imagination. And clearly is not a place where God happens to visit - given that it is not a place that actually exists.
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Sioni Sais
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quote: Originally posted by Silver Faux: If this thread is going to be about names, could it be at least partly about the long ranger's name?
One day, the long ranger and his faithful sidekick, Tongto were riding across the Montana plains. Abruptly, Tongto reined in, stepped out of the saddle, held up his hand for silence, then pressed his ear against the ground. A few moments later, Tongto proclaimed,"Buffalo come!" "That's amazing, Tongto, how did you determine that?" the long ranger asked. "Face sticky!" came the reply.
To continue:
Tongto heard horses. 'Three horses, Kemo Sabe.' The long ranger looked up from behind the rocky outcrop and through his eagle eys recognised Sine Nomine, Zach82 and SilverFaux. 'Well Tongto, looks like we've had it' 'We' replied Tongto, 'who are "we", paleface?'
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Zach82
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Come on Long ranger. Tell us how old you are. We're all just dying to know!
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the long ranger
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quote: Originally posted by Zach82: Come on Long ranger. Tell us how old you are. We're all just dying to know!
They day you take classes in comprehension and logic will be the day when I tell you any, any personal details.
Fuck off, mind your own business and leave me alone.
But just to be awkward, I can tell you I have a teenage daughter, so I am probably not as young as you think. [ 18. June 2012, 16:47: Message edited by: the long ranger ]
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by the long ranger: quote: Originally posted by Pyx_e: oooh listen to Allie Kelves.
Pricks_e
Priceless!
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Lyda*Rose
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quote: Originally posted by Justinian: We've seen plenty of threads that aren't about Evensong that have been about Evensong. But is this a first on the Ship? A thread about Evensong that isn't about Evensong?
Elegant, isn't it?
I'm so proud of her resisting temptation and letting this happen.
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Zach82
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quote: They day you take classes in comprehension and logic will be the day when I tell you any, any personal details.
It so happens that I have a degree in philosophy and English, and have taken many classes in comprehension and logic. So cough it up, pork chop!
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by Lyda*Rose: quote: Originally posted by Justinian: We've seen plenty of threads that aren't about Evensong that have been about Evensong. But is this a first on the Ship? A thread about Evensong that isn't about Evensong?
Elegant, isn't it?
I'm so proud of her resisting temptation and letting this happen.
The force is strong in her.
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