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Cryptic
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Come ye yourselves apart and rest awhile???

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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Campbellite

Ut unum sint
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A reading from Judges 3:12-30

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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?
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wheelie racer
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How about the old Kendrick classic "May the fragrance of Jesus fill this place?" [Devil]

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Disability Rights: To boldly go where everyone else has gone..
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monkeylizard

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I've got a river of life flowing out of me.

[Devil]

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~ Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)
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ken
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How can this have got to a second page without:

quote:

Peace is flowing like a river,
Flowing out of you and me...


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Ken

L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Organ Builder
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As we always used to sing,

"I've got piss like a river,
I've got piss like a river,
I've got piss like a river in my soul..."

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How desperately difficult it is to be honest with oneself. It is much easier to be honest with other people.--E.F. Benson
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Piglet
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"My chain fell off"?

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monkeylizard

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Have you any room for Jesus?

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. ~ Herbert Spencer (1820 - 1903)
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Bernard Mahler
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What a bogged down thread!

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"What does it matter? All is grace" Georges Bernanos
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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No one has yet mentioned "Earth and all stars" with the apocryphal verse favored by many choirs:

Earth and all stars, loud flushing toilets,
sing to the Lord a new song!

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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Zappa
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I've just misread this thread title as 'desiccating the toilets' ... which I guess could be a useful form of fertilisation management

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jedijudy

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Only if they're vegetarian, I think, Zappa! [Biased]

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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