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So, I had a conversation after Mass that pretty much went like this:

Anonymous Parishioner: It's outrageous we can't post the Ten Commandments in courthouses and public schools.

Me: I couldn't care less if they're posted there or not. What's important is if they are written on our hearts or not. For example, more Christians could choose not to shop on Sun-

Anonymous Parishioner: GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! ARE YOU SOME KIND OF COMMUNIST?

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Two Sundays ago, on the way to coffee hour - first time visitor to this church, btw - I commented to a parishioner that the sermon - on the speck/plank - was quite thought provoking and that I wished I could be there for part two to learn who my enemy is.

I was asked emphatically had I never been persecuted for my faith? I replied that I couldn't really say. That reply was obviously not the correct one. I was told I must not be praying enough and certainly wasn't much of a Christian.

Needless to say, coffee hour was rather dull after that admonishment.

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So, they were tempted to join you in not posting the Ten Commandments all over the place and said that to help themselves resist the temptation?

Or, they didn't even get that biblical theme right and have room temperature IQ's?

Either way, I might have been tempted to lay an open hand on forehead and loudly pray:

Lord, Jeezus, take this poor soul's stupid away from him. Amen.

But, that is just me.

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Lord, Jeezus, take this poor soul's stupid away from him. Amen.
snigger.

My God, are my lot gonna get sick of me laying that one on them by the end of the week.

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So, they were tempted to join you in not posting the Ten Commandments all over the place and said that to help themselves resist the temptation?
This isn't a literal transcript of the conversation. The last line, especially, was exaggerated for comedic effect. The theme remains though.

The irony here is that this person wanted the Ten Commandments posted everywhere when he can't even bring himself to follow one of the simplest ones, and is in fact offended when I suggested doing it, e.g. the Lord's Day as a day of rest.

[ 15. July 2012, 21:59: Message edited by: Unreformed ]

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That is because posting the Ten Commandments is a political theme, not a religious one.

There have been threads here before where discussion got around to all the SFB types wanting the Ten Commandments everywhere. The funniest links were to the ones who were asked to recite the commandments and couldn't even remember one or two.

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Originally posted by Tortuf:
That is because posting the Ten Commandments is a political theme, not a religious one.

There have been threads here before where discussion got around to all the SFB types wanting the Ten Commandments everywhere. The funniest links were to the ones who were asked to recite the commandments and couldn't even remember one or two.

Exactly, it's nothing more than a Republican shibboleth. Look, I teach in an inner city high school, and I can tell you exactly how much effect posting the Ten Commandments in my classroom would have on my students--NONE. It would be like giving a guy that just got his right leg blown off by a landmine a band-aid and two aspirin.

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Funny story about how those ten commandments got in our court houses in the first place: they were a promotional campaign for the movie the Ten Commandments.

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
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So, they were tempted to join you in not posting the Ten Commandments all over the place and said that to help themselves resist the temptation?
This isn't a literal transcript of the conversation. The last line, especially, was exaggerated for comedic effect. The theme remains though.

I'm sorry, it must a literal transcription. Exaggerating for effect is a no-no, why, you'll be using some fancy-dan translation of scripture next.

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
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So, they were tempted to join you in not posting the Ten Commandments all over the place and said that to help themselves resist the temptation?
This isn't a literal transcript of the conversation. The last line, especially, was exaggerated for comedic effect. The theme remains though.

I'm sorry, it must a literal transcription. Exaggerating for effect is a no-no, why, you'll be using some fancy-dan translation of scripture next.
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Funny story about how those ten commandments got in our court houses in the first place: they were a promotional campaign for the movie the Ten Commandments.

Do tell. I can't wait to hear this one.

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
The irony here is that this person wanted the Ten Commandments posted everywhere when he can't even bring himself to follow one of the simplest ones, and is in fact offended when I suggested doing it, e.g. the Lord's Day as a day of rest.

I don't want to bring down a pedant rain on your Hellish Parade, but somebody's gotta point out this simple biblical fact.

The Sabbath, the seventh day, the one on which God rested from all the work which he had done, is Saturday.

Sunday, on the other hand, is the first day of the week, the eighth day, the Lord's day, the day of resurrection, the day of the age to come.

One might be able to make an argument to restrict the observant Christian from work on Sunday, but its basis would not successfully be one of the ten commandments.

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quote:
Originally posted by Unreformed:
This isn't a literal transcript of the conversation. The last line, especially, was exaggerated for comedic effect. The theme remains though.

Did they say "communist", though? I'm doing a bit of [brick wall] myself after hearing someone say that the biggest problem in the Canadian Anglican church today is Marxism. Huh? People have to learn what communism/Marxism/socialism really mean before they bandy these terms about and display their ignorance (room temp IQs in CELCIUS!).

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quote:
Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
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Originally posted by Unreformed:
The irony here is that this person wanted the Ten Commandments posted everywhere when he can't even bring himself to follow one of the simplest ones, and is in fact offended when I suggested doing it, e.g. the Lord's Day as a day of rest.

I don't want to bring down a pedant rain on your Hellish Parade, but somebody's gotta point out this simple biblical fact.

The Sabbath, the seventh day, the one on which God rested from all the work which he had done, is Saturday.

Sunday, on the other hand, is the first day of the week, the eighth day, the Lord's day, the day of resurrection, the day of the age to come.

One might be able to make an argument to restrict the observant Christian from work on Sunday, but its basis would not successfully be one of the ten commandments.

I was going to point that out but I figured that coming from an SDA it would be way too predictable.

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Originally posted by Zach82:
Funny story about how those ten commandments got in our court houses in the first place: they were a promotional campaign for the movie the Ten Commandments.

Do tell. I can't wait to hear this one.
Here's the article.

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
The irony here is that this person wanted the Ten Commandments posted everywhere when he can't even bring himself to follow one of the simplest ones, and is in fact offended when I suggested doing it, e.g. the Lord's Day as a day of rest.

I don't want to bring down a pedant rain on your Hellish Parade, but somebody's gotta point out this simple biblical fact.

The Sabbath, the seventh day, the one on which God rested from all the work which he had done, is Saturday.

Sunday, on the other hand, is the first day of the week, the eighth day, the Lord's day, the day of resurrection, the day of the age to come.

One might be able to make an argument to restrict the observant Christian from work on Sunday, but its basis would not successfully be one of the ten commandments.

I already realize that the Lord's Day is not the Jewish Sabbath, TSA. Good Lord, how fucking stupid and uninformed do you think I am?

Nonetheless, going back to the earliest of the early church (1st and 2nd centuries) we have the tradition of treating the Lord's Day as a day of rest, using the same principle behind the commandment about the Sabbath. As usual with the Old Testament Law, we disregard the legalistic aspects while retaining the spirit behind them.

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quote:
Originally posted by Unreformed:
I already realize that the Lord's Day is not the Jewish Sabbath, TSA. Good Lord, how fucking stupid and uninformed do you think I am?

Nonetheless, going back to the earliest of the early church (1st and 2nd centuries) we have the tradition of treating the Lord's Day as a day of rest, using the same principle behind the commandment about the Sabbath. As usual with the Old Testament Law, we disregard the legalistic aspects while retaining the spirit behind them. [/QB]

You might be interested in N.T. Wright's Scripture and the Authority of God, in part of which he argues quite convincingly that any injunction to rest on Sunday is based on a misinterpretation of scripture. In the early church, they didn't have Sunday off and couldn't rest; getting up early to worship before a long, hard day of work was a sign of dedication. You'll have to excuse me for not having a page citation for that one.

Saturday is still the day of rest for many of us, although we're blessed to have a two-day weekend. See e.g., the (1979 TEC) BCP collect for Saturday morning:

"Almighty God, who after the creation of the world rested from all your works and sanctified a day of rest for all your creatures: Grant that we, putting away all earthly anxieties, may be duly prepared for the service of your sanctuary, and that our rest here upon earth may be a preparation for the eternal rest promised to your people in heaven; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen."

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
I already realize that the Lord's Day is not the Jewish Sabbath, TSA. Good Lord, how fucking stupid and uninformed do you think I am?

Nonetheless, going back to the earliest of the early church (1st and 2nd centuries) we have the tradition of treating the Lord's Day as a day of rest, using the same principle behind the commandment about the Sabbath. As usual with the Old Testament Law, we disregard the legalistic aspects while retaining the spirit behind them.

You might be interested in N.T. Wright's Scripture and the Authority of God, in part of which he argues quite convincingly that any injunction to rest on Sunday is based on a misinterpretation of scripture. In the early church, they didn't have Sunday off and couldn't rest; getting up early to worship before a long, hard day of work was a sign of dedication. You'll have to excuse me for not having a page citation for that one.

Saturday is still the day of rest for many of us, although we're blessed to have a two-day weekend. See e.g., the (1979 TEC) BCP collect for Saturday morning:

"Almighty God, who after the creation of the world rested from all your works and sanctified a day of rest for all your creatures: Grant that we, putting away all earthly anxieties, may be duly prepared for the service of your sanctuary, and that our rest here upon earth may be a preparation for the eternal rest promised to your people in heaven; through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen." [/QB]

Well that's nice if you're a protestant, and actually N.T. Wright is by far my favorite protestant, but Catholics have to follow Church traditions, too, and it's a longstanding tradition to treat Sunday as a day of rest, though not as legalistically as the old Jewish Sabbath.

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Quickest way to tweak someone's ire -- say something in conversation that causes him/her to have to actually think about their presuppositions and defend his/her position on a matter.


As for Unreformed's inner-city students... Heaven forbid s/he should teach something or post up something on the bulletin board, that might cause them to actually think about their presuppositions and defend their positions on a matter.

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Originally posted by Janine:
Quickest way to tweak someone's ire -- say something in conversation that causes him/her to have to actually think about their presuppositions and defend his/her position on a matter.

In order to have the light bulb moment you describe, you actually have to listen to and care about what other people have to say. If you are so uncivil as to to bust up to people at Sunday morning coffee hour to talk about controversial topics, chances are you are no more civil when it comes to listening to others.

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
I already realize that the Lord's Day is not the Jewish Sabbath, TSA. Good Lord, how fucking stupid and uninformed do you think I am?


As I write, the jury is still out. I'm not sure why though, given all the evidence.

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Nonetheless, going back to the earliest of the early church (1st and 2nd centuries) we have the tradition of treating the Lord's Day as a day of rest

I'm thinking that it would be not so early, but more nearly Constantine and the 4th century, but never mind; it's really more about tradition and less about the fourth—or is it third?—commandment.
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how fucking stupid and uninformed do you think I am?

Dunno. It's too early to tell. But, I am encouraged that you think that Christians ought to choose not to shop on Sundays. Good on you for thoughtfully rebutting your Anonymous Parishioner.
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2187   Sanctifying Sundays and holy days requires a common effort. Every Christian should avoid making unnecessary demands on others that would hinder them from observing the Lord's Day. ... Employers have a similar obligation toward their employees.


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quote:
Originally posted by Og, King of Bashan:
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Originally posted by Janine:
Quickest way to tweak someone's ire -- say something in conversation that causes him/her to have to actually think about their presuppositions and defend his/her position on a matter.

In order to have the light bulb moment you describe, you actually have to listen to and care about what other people have to say. If you are so uncivil as to to bust up to people at Sunday morning coffee hour to talk about controversial topics, chances are you are no more civil when it comes to listening to others.
Yeah, this.

And pardon me, but throwing up a bunch of rules nobody can really argue with on a chalkboard is not "challenging someone's ideas", it's a placeholder for an ethical discussion that is not taking place. In order to challenge someone's ideas, you need to first find out what those ideas are, and challenge them from where they are at.

Having said that-- a broad discussion of the 10 C'c, throwing in Hammurabi, The Babylonian Empire and the works, might actually rock some teen's world. But as a beacon of holy reminder shining forth from the wall, or a lawn? Come on. Don't treat my faith like a four-leaf clover.

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I'm thinking that it would be not so early, but more nearly Constantine and the 4th century, but never mind; it's really more about tradition and less about the fourth—or is it third?—commandment.
Nope, it started in the late 1st or early 2nd Century. Constantine did make it mandatory for everyone (even pagans) but this was not a case of Christianity ripping off paganism, but the reverse. It was already a popular day of rest by the time he did that.

To an earlier poster--I did not get called a Communist outright, however, it was strongly suggested that I hate capitalism and "freedom".

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Nope, it started in the late 1st or early 2nd Century.

Right, second time around, this is proof by assertion.

Now you need a cite.

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Nope, it started in the late 1st or early 2nd Century.

Right, second time around, this is proof by assertion.

Now you need a cite.

Read From Sabbath to Lord's Day by D.A. Carson. He convincingly establishes that Sunday worship and rest as a kind of alternative Sabbath was near-universal among Christians well before Constantine.

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No, I'm not going run out to my local library and pick up From Sabbath to Lord's Day (1982) by D.A. Carsonto and read it to make your case for you.

Sketch out his argument; otherwise, it's still proof by assertion.

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No, I'm not going run out to my local library and pick up From Sabbath to Lord's Day (1982) by D.A. Carsonto and read it to make your case for you.

Sketch out his argument; otherwise, it's still proof by assertion.

Fine.

Very briefly, there is no known record of any Christian group early on that did not observe Sunday with the exception of one sect of extreme schismatic weirdos.

That's as much as I'll do for you.

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And when he says "early", he means 1st and 2nd Century "early".

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Hail free market, full of grace [Votive]

Fixed.

(And P.J. presumably thanks you for the straight line! "The free market is ugly and stupid, like going to the mall; the unfree market is just as ugly and just as stupid, except there is nothing in the mall and if you don't go there they shoot you.")

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I was gonna say, dude, that last crack would have the Adventists spelunking your anus.

(crosspost- responding to "extreme schismatic weirdos">)

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I was gonna say, dude, that last crack would have the Adventists spelunking your anus.

(crosspost- responding to "extreme schismatic weirdos">)

Even the Adventists would be loathe to claim the sect I'm talking about as their spiritual ancestors, I think. I can't remember the name off the top of my head but it was a group of extreme Judaizers in one part of North Africa who rejected St. Paul as apostate.

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
Well that's nice if you're a protestant, and actually N.T. Wright is by far my favorite protestant, but Catholics have to follow Church traditions, too, and it's a longstanding tradition to treat Sunday as a day of rest, though not as legalistically as the old Jewish Sabbath.

Interesting variation of the Nuremberg Defence.

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Interesting variation of the Nuremberg Defence.
Really, Orfeo, really? Are you serious or did you just want to Godwin the thread? Not shopping on Sundays is like gassing Jews?

[ 17. July 2012, 01:00: Message edited by: Unreformed ]

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Even more interesting when one realises DA Carson is a Protestant scholar, or perhaps one of those Baptists who don't believe they are Protestant.
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Even more interesting when one realises DA Carson is a Protestant scholar, or perhaps one of those Baptists who don't believe they are Protestant.

I think he's Reformed. I purposely avoided using a Catholic source. If Sunday worship and rest could be proved to be an invention of Constantine (why is it ALWAYS Constantine? Why not Theodosius I? Or some Pope?) and a pagan rip-off, they'd be the first ones to jump on it, trust me.

[ 17. July 2012, 01:17: Message edited by: Unreformed ]

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
...trust me.

Oh, Lord.

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Originally posted by Unreformed:
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Interesting variation of the Nuremberg Defence.
Really, Orfeo, really? Are you serious or did you just want to Godwin the thread? Not shopping on Sundays is like gassing Jews?
No, I'm quite serious. I considered going with a quote from Cyprian about how a tradition without truth merely makes something an ancient error rather than a new one, but either way I find the "even if you could prove to me it was wrong, it was what I was told to do by an authority so I'll go ahead and do it" line of argument utterly fascinating and bewildering.

I don't actually have a strong stake in which is the correct day for resting, it's the argument that got my attention rather than the conclusion.

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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I was gonna say, dude, that last crack would have the Adventists spelunking your anus.

(crosspost- responding to "extreme schismatic weirdos">)

I personally have no desire to get anywhere close to Unreformed's anus, even with ropes, harnesses and lights.

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Hokay...let's review the bidding.

First we have the assertion that properly following the 3rd/4th commandment enjoins the Christian to make Sunday a day of rest.

Then there is a shift from the bible as the basis to the assertion that from the 1st and 2nd centuries there was a tradition of treating the Lord's Day as a day of rest, blowing by what the documentary evidence from the 1st (or even 2nd) century might be.

Finally, we ditch concern with the 3rd/4th commandment enjoining Sunday as a "day of rest" and wind up with the anodyne assertion that "there is no known record of any Christian group early on that did not observe Sunday with [one] exception."

But, don't get me wrong, I don't think anything should get in the way of divine service on the Lord's Day, especially servile work. And, shopping on the Lord's Day is pretty dodgy.

I'm done here.

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I don't care.

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Personally, I don't think God does either. The Sabbath is a gift God gave us, celestial permission to spend time recharging and re-creating, God-commanded so we aren't even allowed to feel guilty about doing it. I don't think he cares if we do that on Tuesdays, as long as we do it. It's just like communion; we are really good at taking a abundant gift from God and turning it into something we can whack each other over the head with.

And orfeo, I'm thinking you should take Brother Unreformed under your wing and teach him the ways of the Ship; he kinda reminds me of you when you were a knee-high Apprentice. Just a tiny bit. [Biased]

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Personally, I don't think God does either. The Sabbath is a gift God gave us, celestial permission to spend time recharging and re-creating, God-commanded so we aren't even allowed to feel guilty about doing it. I don't think he cares if we do that on Tuesdays, as long as we do it. It's just like communion; we are really good at taking a abundant gift from God and turning it into something we can whack each other over the head with.

And orfeo, I'm thinking you should take Brother Unreformed under your wing and teach him the ways of the Ship; he kinda reminds me of you when you were a knee-high Apprentice. Just a tiny bit. [Biased]

I would prefer that Tuesday were to be the day of rest. It's a nothing day. Monday's pain has passed but we aren't far enough into the week to look forward to the weekend. There's never anything on the telly, precious little live entertainment, no football (too close to the weekend) and now that there isn't a rest day, no Test cricket either.

As for Unreformed s/he is a bit bumptious. Few acquire any credibility in under six months but many lose any such chance in six posts.

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And orfeo, I'm thinking you should take Brother Unreformed under your wing and teach him the ways of the Ship; he kinda reminds me of you when you were a knee-high Apprentice. Just a tiny bit. [Biased]

Oh my God, really? What are you trying to do to my self-image? Are you THAT upset about the dinner dance?

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The dinner dance was a turning point in your general palatebility, my darling. If you can get the calendar date recorded, you should do so.

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Kelly Alves:
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Personally, I don't think God does either. The Sabbath is a gift God gave us, celestial permission to spend time recharging and re-creating, God-commanded so we aren't even allowed to feel guilty about doing it. I don't think he cares if we do that on Tuesdays, as long as we do it. It's just like communion; we are really good at taking a abundant gift from God and turning it into something we can whack each other over the head with.
I dunno. I seem to remember that capital punishment was in order for those who dared work on the Sabbath.

Exodus 31:12-14:
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12 And the Lord said to Moses, 13 “You are to speak to the people of Israel and say, ‘Above all you shall keep my Sabbaths, for this is a sign between me and you throughout your generations, that you may know that I, the Lord, sanctify you. 14 You shall keep the Sabbath, because it is holy for you. Everyone who profanes it shall be put to death. Whoever does any work on it, that soul shall be cut off from among his people."
Or as I paraphrased it in The Bible Non-stop: Exodus:
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"Do you remember the Sabbath day? Do you keep it holy? Keep it holy: forever. This is an important part of the Deal -you know, your Covenant with me. No work on the Sabbath, zip, nada. I didn't work on the Seventh Day. Even I, I-AM-IN-VARIOUS-TENSES-WITH-YOU, know how to take a break. You don't work on the Seventh Day. Unless you want to rest permanently, six feet under. You are going to be rested and refreshed every week, dammit. I see a lick of work, heads are going to roll!"
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I stand by my statement.

Most people understand the difference between "Honor your father and mother" and the instructions to stone a kid who sasses you, right?

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I would prefer that Tuesday were to be the day of rest. ... no football (too close to the weekend)

Eh? There are evening matches on pretty much every Tuesday of the season.

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I stand by my statement.

Most people understand the difference between "Honor your father and mother" and the instructions to stone a kid who sasses you, right?

Little bastards move too fast for my likin'
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
I would prefer that Tuesday were to be the day of rest. ... no football (too close to the weekend)

Eh? There are evening matches on pretty much every Tuesday of the season.
Don't know about European competitions - some Champions (and their rich mates) League matches are on Tuesdays - but there are just three Tuesdays on which Premiership matches take place: three on 27th November, a full program on 1st January (which doesn't count, as it's New Years Day) and six on 29th January.

I'll be working late most Tuesdays, unless we've invited people for dinner.

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