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Thread: Louis Armstrong I hate him.
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Pyx_e
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Wonderful world, my ass.
Fly Safe, Pyx_e.
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Matt Black
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Wft are all these threads about Armstrongs doing on the Ship? Lance, Neil and now feckin' Louis!
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The5thMary
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Originally posted by Matt Black:
Wft are all these threads about Armstrongs doing on the Ship? Lance, Neil and now feckin' Louis!
Yeah! And wtf with starting a Hell thread about Louis Armstrong? Is he the only one who ever wrote a song about the world being wonderful? I doubt it, although I can't think of another song/songwriter off the top of my head at the moment.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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I think that's the point.
And I know you're just being a shithead, Pyx, but you better back off my man Louie. You are not fit to sponge the dribble out of his water key.
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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Fold it five ways and put it where the sun don't shine, Pxy_e. If you gotta go after somebody, make it Bob Thiele and George Weiss, who wrote the tune (yeah, it's kind of sappy, in a charming way). Lay off Pops or Kelly and I will make sure your ass is grass. ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif)
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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Originally posted by Matt Black:
Wtf are all these threads about Armstrongs doing on the Ship? Lance, Neil and now feckin' Louis!
I know, I keep thinking there ought to be one in All Saints, then we'd have the set.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Pyx-e was jealous that Eversmug and Mark Betts were getting all the hell attention?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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(High-fives Timothy)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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Just because someone makes a happy positive song there's no need to hate them. McCartney wrote Good Day Sunshine.
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On second thoughts, I think that proves Pyx_e right.
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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Pyx_e's thread has nothing to do with Louis, and everything to do with Lance.
Do try to keep up.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by balaam:
Just because someone makes a happy positive song there's no need to hate them. McCartney wrote Good Day Sunshine.
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On second thoughts, I think that proves Pyx_e right.
... yeah, bad example. ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
Here's what sucks about being the quotes file mavin. The following? Brilliant.
quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
And I know you're just being a shithead, Pyx, but you better back off my man Louie. You are not fit to sponge the dribble out of his water key.
It even required a bit of research, otherwise it would have been, "You are not fit to sponge the dribble out of that thingy that releases the spit from the trumpet." Will it ever be enshrined in our memory? No. Because as my mom always said, the lady who buys the birthday cards never gets a card on her own birthday.
I'm not feeling sorry for myself or anything, I just don't think anyone loves or appreciates me. (shrug.)
[ 25. August 2012, 21:11: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Tortuf
Ship's fisherman
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I'm not feeling sorry for myself or anything, I just don't think anyone loves or appreciates me. (shrug.)
The Nashville Mafia loves you Kelly.
At least most of us do.
I think.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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If that the case, then nothing else matters. Nothing. ![[Tear]](graemlins/tear.gif)
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Boy, would I love to be a fly on the chalice for that one.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 66
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I just don't think anyone loves or appreciates me. (shrug.)
Dear God, woman! I "like" nearly everything you post on Facebook. What more do you want?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Oh, is that so?
(off to research.)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Gracious rebel
Rainbow warrior
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Actually for me I genuinely do hate that song, its his voice that really grates on me. Was watching a TV show recently of Top 50 number ones of all time, and when that one came on, my companions were a bit taken aback with the angry tirade it prompted from me!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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It's totally overplayed, true. Good Morning, Vietnam should have put the nail in the coffin. But it's just one dorky song out of an otherwise stylistic, jazztastic career.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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I loved it Kelly, and read it out loud to my trumpet player husband who calls it a "spit valve," but knew the other, nicer term, too.
Now all together! Lets sing, "Put on a Happy Face," to Pyx_e, complete with hand motions.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Actually, 'Spit valve' would have been edgier, and was the term I was really looking for. Bah.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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I considered a "RooKs Strong Arm Tactics" thread in Styx to round it off but by my estimation I'm 99 yards done on the 100 yd dash in Styx.
Tommorrows sermon is based around sitting in the door of the plane, parachute on getting ready to jump.............. for 40 years. In case anyone was intrested.
Fly Safe, Pyx_e
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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What's that in the quotes file? (Even great comedians need an editor sometimes.)
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Pyx-e was jealous that Eversmug and Mark Betts were getting all the hell attention?
cough 50615 cough
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Pyx-e was jealous that Eversmug and Mark Betts were getting all the hell attention?
cough 50615 cough
Ah, so jealousy it is.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Twilight:
What's that in the quotes file? (Even great comedians need an editor sometimes.)
Some idiot polishing Ariston's ego, as if it needs it. Why do you a--
(backs up a page.)
Oh, you sweet thang! ![[Axe murder]](graemlins/lovedrops.gif)
[ 25. August 2012, 22:31: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Originally posted by Tortuf:
Pyx_e's thread has nothing to do with Louis, and everything to do with Lance.
Do try to keep up.
Don't care, drag Louis into it and someone is likely to piss on your parachute and push.
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Tommorrows sermon is based around sitting in the door of the plane, parachute on getting ready to jump.............. for 40 years. In case anyone was intrested.
Fly Safe, Pyx_e
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Grits
Compassionate fundamentalist
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I do love this Armstrong, though.
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Actually, 'Spit valve' would have been edgier, and was the term I was really looking for. Bah.
There was just one other thing... He didn't like being called "Louie"--he always pronounced the "s".
But quotes file anyway.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
...someone is likely to piss on your parachute and push.
![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Anselmina
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Originally posted by leo:
If I wasn't otherwise engaged, I'd turn up at Pyxe's church and do a miniature Pussy Riot rendering of 'All things bright and beautiful' during his sermon.
You know he'd only join in? In fact, he'd probably want an encore.
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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I still struggling with Leo/Pussy Riot occupying the same place in my head.
Does not compute.
Fly Safe. Pyx_e
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mousethief
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# 953
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Originally posted by Patdys:
If you are given a balaklava, just make sure it is not plastic and has air holes.
I read this too fast and saw "baklava" and couldn't for the life of me figure out why you'd want a Greek pastry with air holes, or who would try to serve you a plastic one.
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Loquacious beachcomber
Shipmate
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Hey, Pyx_e, have you thought about leaving old dead soul crooners alone to moulder into dust, and ranting about the Ship's transformation from jalepeno salsa to marshmallows on white bread, though a spate of relationship/people as commodities threads which somehow missed their rightful home in the Ship's chatroom???
There is a ![[Projectile]](graemlins/puke2.gif) thread about how to make friends (according to the Genesis creation account, you shape them from loose earth and breathe on them).
There is a thread about how to make small talk (about which I will not comment further).
I mean, what's next, a thread about selecting suitable forms of gossip while painting one another's toenails?
Shiiiite!
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Uncle Pete
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Hsving fun, Beachbum?
Note the emoticons I used when I wrote this post?
Take a hint.
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Cryptic
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
You are not fit to sponge the dribble out of his water key.
and ![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
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The5thMary
Shipmate
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Kelly, it's called a spit valve. And, if you'd like to hear a gross but funny true story about me and what I learned about spit valves, PM me! It's just gross, not R-rated! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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The5thMary
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Apologies, once again! MY ADD is in full swing and I didn't see that someone had mentioned a spit valve. I simply must make time to read all the replies before I jump in to a discussion, trying so hard to be clever... ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
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Caissa
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What sort of moron calls Louis Armstrong to hell?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Someone who's dedicated his life to refining and perfecting his moronhood to the shiny jewel it is today.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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TomOfTarsus
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Completely un-hellish post about Louis and the subject song:
I do a pretty mean imitation of ol' Satchmo, bless his heart. My mother loves it. My very shy, never-do-anything-to-attract-attention-to-yourself dearly beloved wife can find it funny in the proper context.
We were all going to an Easter buffet and I had to drop back in line to help my mother in from her car. Said song starts playing over the intercom. My wife turns three different shades of red and say to her mother (thru grinding teeth) "I'm gonna kill him! I'm just gonna kill him!"
Ok, everyone, as you were...
Tom
eta: With Kelly & Timothy, Satch is the man!
[ 27. August 2012, 17:30: Message edited by: TomOfTarsus ]
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
What sort of moron calls Louis Armstrong to hell?
What kinnda moron posts a literal remark on a joke thread?
Fly Safe, Pyx_e
(polished not perfected)
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monkeylizard
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Originally posted by Grits:
I do love this Armstrong, though.
Which you'll need if you have this.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
What sort of moron calls Louis Armstrong to hell?
What kinnda moron posts a literal remark on a joke thread?
Fly Safe, Pyx_e
(polished not perfected)
I think the brother is trying to make you aware of the incredible karmic risk you put yourself in when you dog Satchmo, even in jest. A humbly whispered "Thank you" is your appropriate response.
Tremble lest the fickle spit valve of fate hover over your unworthy head.
(The spit valve of Damocles?)
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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