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(mildly risque)

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Old organ grinder

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Piskie Priest Barbie

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Ariston
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That's both wonderful and slightly horrifying. Okay, that . . . um, surplice? The scapular-looking thing with the cross on it? That's a bit OTT.
(ETA: I checked the facebook group for Episcopalian Priest Barbie—it's a tabard stole. Whoever made those vestments is detailed—even the colors on the academic hood of the vicar at St. Barbara's-by-the-Sea, Malabu, are correct.)

Quantifier for Quantas—"Crush your daughter's hopes and dreams now, teach her to aim low! Airline accounting's the only way to go!"

[ 05. April 2012, 07:05: Message edited by: AristonAstuanax ]

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Retirement-home Resident Barbie-

Non-skid slippers; pressure stockings; hospital gown (flappng open in the back; crocheted shawl; complete with walker (zimmer frame) and cane.

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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
Piskie Priest Barbie

Reminds me of a 90s Private Eye spoof of female priests, done up as an ad for just that sort of doll.

"She walks, she talks, she quotes Bishop Spong!"

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Anyway, over to the other end of the spectrum...

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Truckin' Trollied Barbie

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quote:
Originally posted by AristonAstuanax:
Whoever made those vestments is detailed

Did you catch the itty-bitty thurible hanging up in the background? I have also seen a Bishop Barbie but couldn't locate a photo online.

Next up:

Unctuous Undertaker Barbie, who would wear a somber black suit and pumps, with her long hair pulled back in a tasteful low ponytail.


eta: Chorister - LOL.

[ 05. April 2012, 18:26: Message edited by: Mamacita ]

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Frantic Fanny

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Got that one already - you missed the page turn

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wasp waisted Barbie (stripy bathing suit, natch)

[ 05. April 2012, 22:37: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]

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Zesty Zoophile

(SFW)

Someone else start the next one.

[ 07. April 2012, 09:41: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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What about salutations?

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CANCEL

[ 07. April 2012, 17:40: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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chichi ciao

(Had to double check that that can mean hello, which apparently it can)

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Delightful dumneavoastră!
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Encouraging enconmium

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friendly felicitations

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gentle good morning

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alto n a soprano who can read music

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heady hello

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jolly jambo

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kiss-ass kowtowing

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Lucky Lips (think that was in a Cliff Richard song)

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merry merry Christmas

(And a happy new year . . .)

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narcissistic nodding
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quiet quandary

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Righteous Right-o

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Sincere Salutations

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Tetchy Tally-ho

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unctuous "Up Yours!"

(populsr in rush-hour traffic)

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Vivacious vale

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well-intended wave

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yuppie's "Yo!"
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