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Sandemaniac
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The Spy Who Came in From the Cold

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While You Were Sleeping [Killing me]

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Simples!

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Only halfway there, but...

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Sandemaniac
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One for the Welsh ladies of the Ship:

Dai Hard

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(Auntie Doris - that was mean and malicious. I laughed like a drain.)

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"It becomes soon pleasantly apparent that change-ringing is by no means merely an excuse for beer" Charles Dickens gets it wrong, 1869

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Your post me think of this one: Batteries not included.

Damn! Damn! Damn! Should have thought of that.

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The Big Sleep
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Timothy the Obscure

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Man's Hope... and Now and Then (see my previous post), O Lucky Man.

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Left at the Altar

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Year of the Beaver
(historical film)

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Gill H

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Unfortunately they never made a film of the 1970s TV series BJ and the Bear...

Anyway, you know I'm far too conventional for that sort of thing.

Or even Swing Time

I'll have to settle for

As Thousands Cheer

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comet

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perhaps more descriptive for me is The Hand

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And, in all seriousness, Giant [Devil]

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Kelly Alves

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Uh, yeah. I'm thinking of a certain Kenneth Branagh film...

( [Snigger] )

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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Some Like it Hot [Razz]

but

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So many to chose from- I'd like to think it was always A Night to Remember or A Perfect Husband, but I fear it's usually at best a case of Good Night and Good Luck.

(Surprised nobody's mentioned Twelve Angry Men yet....)

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Left at the Altar

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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
perhaps more descriptive for me is The Hand

[Devil]

And maybe Finger of Guilt ?
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Albertus
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You could trace a whole lieftime's experience in Mike Leigh films- from High Hopes and Life is Sweet (and maybe even Four Days in July) through Hard Labour and Bleak Moments, to Secrets and Lies and the eventual consolation of Career Girls...
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Ariston
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Or how about Scream 4?

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Who needs sex when you've got
Chocolat

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Recent love life has been The Big Chill But I do have A Fistful of Fingers. [Biased]

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
You could trace a whole lieftime's experience in Mike Leigh films- from High Hopes and Life is Sweet (and maybe even Four Days in July) through Hard Labour and Bleak Moments, to Secrets and Lies and the eventual consolation of Career Girls...

I like you,Albertus. I really like you.

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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Albertus
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[Biased]

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In my University days there was the odd Brief Encounter. And due to being sensible I avoided The Parent Trap [Big Grin]

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quote:
Originally posted by kankucho:
Girl With a Pearl Earring

(My output isn't what it used to be! [Frown] )

[Killing me] ISWYDT

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quote:
Originally posted by Horseman Bree:
Given the usage of "khyber" in the limerick thread, that may be TMI.

Would you be happier if I'd said Snatch?

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Chorister

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quote:
Describe your sex life with a film title....
But.... I don't have a sex life with a film title. [Confused]

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Extremly Close and Incrediably Loud.

(ok, we're not actually _that_ loud... [Big Grin] )

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And Now the Screaming Starts

[Snigger]

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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
quote:
Describe your sex life with a film title....
But.... I don't have a sex life with a film title. [Confused]
That's nice for you, but some of us have to take what we can get... [Frown]

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No Country For Old Men

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I can be very vocal in bed, thus:

Scream [Razz]

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Nightmare on Elm Street

[Ultra confused]

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A Private Function

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Sorry for the DP but I remembered the old 1932 movie with Bette Davis

So Big!

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Pyx_e

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I see your Mike Leigh and raise you a JRR or three:

The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King*


AtB, Pyx_e


*concluded with The Hobbit.

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Very smart! OK, what about British films of the 1940s?

Brief Encounter
Went the Day Well?
Fires Were Started
but alas it turned out to be no more than
The First of the Few

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Kelly Alves

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OK, beat Sam Fuller:

Pickup on South Street
The Naked Kiss
The Big Red One
China Gate

and, well, Verboten!

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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As Good as it Gets

Bedknobs and Broomsticks [Devil]

Perhaps back in student days, A Series of Unfortunate Events

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Chorister

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Truly Madly Deeply

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The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin

AG

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Chorister

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Kelly, I read your sig. and thought that was your entry for the film title.

Hmmm, I thought, she must lead an interesting life.... [Ultra confused]

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