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Uncle Pete
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Today I consign to Hell, all you whingers and moaners who can't get past being snubbed.
One post for each whinge. Advice can be given in All Saints.
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Today I consign to Hell everyone who wastes my time.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Today I consign to Hell everyone who labels a female Prime Minister as "losing control of her emotions" when a male Prime Minister would be recognised as being bloody angry, with good reason.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
Presbymethegationalist
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TITCH the wankers who misuse the Engineer-in-Training programme. It is supposed to be a professional apprenticeship, not a code word for an uncertified, experienced engineer who just needs time to get their P.Eng.
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lily pad
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TICTH......bedbugs
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Golden Key
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...the friggin' Taliban idiots who attempted to assassinate Malala, a 14-year-old activist for girls' rights in Pakistan. She's in the hospital (critical condition, I think).
The *&^%ers have promised to finish the job, if she survives.
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May God hit them with a clue bat, and heal Malala.
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--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Yorick
Infinite Jester
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TICTH my S2BX. May her despicable, heartbreakingly destructive lies and betrayal fester in her throat and become a tumour.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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TICTH our neighbours!
Not all of them but...
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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TICTH the Board at [removed to protect me] who are incapable of managing a simple transfer of about a dozen staff from one organisation to another, despite the fact that the organisation they are currently in will not exist from April next year.
I have always held that one should not assign to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence, but the level of incompetence required is rapidly approaching a level as to present the same problem to the hypothesis as the amount of exotic matter required for the Alcubierre Warp Metric does to the prospect of FTL travel.
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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Matt Black
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TICTH our on-line business banking 'service', which is the only way of effecting real estate completions these days and which is 'down' today: I have a client whose purchase completes this morning, it's pissing with rain and they're waiting outside their new property but can't get in thanks to this. Another example of the banking system in this country fucking it up for everyone.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
TICTH the Board at [removed to protect me] who are incapable of managing a simple transfer of about a dozen staff from one organisation to another, despite the fact that the organisation they are currently in will not exist from April next year.
I have always held that one should not assign to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence, but the level of incompetence required is rapidly approaching a level as to present the same problem to the hypothesis as the amount of exotic matter required for the Alcubierre Warp Metric does to the prospect of FTL travel.
There's always greed, Karl. Stupidity plus greed covers a lot of ground. Sometimes greed is close to malice, but it is worth looking at that as a possible explanation for persistent SNAFU.
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
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Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
TICTH the Board at [removed to protect me] who are incapable of managing a simple transfer of about a dozen staff from one organisation to another, despite the fact that the organisation they are currently in will not exist from April next year.
I have always held that one should not assign to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence, but the level of incompetence required is rapidly approaching a level as to present the same problem to the hypothesis as the amount of exotic matter required for the Alcubierre Warp Metric does to the prospect of FTL travel.
There's always greed, Karl. Stupidity plus greed covers a lot of ground. Sometimes greed is close to malice, but it is worth looking at that as a possible explanation for persistent SNAFU.
I'd look for that one, but can't see anywhere anyone's nose could be in the trough.
Bear in mind I'm one of those parasitic public sector workers who are barely better than unemployed scum and in CallMeDave's perfect world would be begging for scraps at the feet of my go-getting entrepreneurial betters.
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Sioni Sais
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TICTH Lance Armstrong; champion cyclist, cancer survivor, charity worker and five-star, fur-lined ocean-going cheat.
Can anything bring sport into disrepute more than this? I'm getting awfully cynical about anyone who doesn't give to charity anonymously.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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TICTH myself. Lots of things to be getting on with and I've done hardly anything today. Lazy bastard.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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TICTH our condo board and realty manager, who refuse to spray professionally for a spider infestation on the walls and balconies in case someone has a reaction, but informs us that we are free to spray walls and balconies ourselves.
Now look, yez barstards, when I spray upward at the nests on my two balconies, zillions of spiders descend toward me on webs. Then, if I can clear out my own space, the concrete walls and other balconies remain infested.
First frost is coming, the fuckers are trying to move indoors. Some satisfaction when they freeze to death, of course, but I want them gone, now, period.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Loquacious beachcomber:
TICTH our condo board and realty manager, who refuse to spray professionally for a spider infestation on the walls and balconies in case someone has a reaction, but informs us that we are free to spray walls and balconies ourselves.
Now look, yez barstards, when I spray upward at the nests on my two balconies, zillions of spiders descend toward me on webs. Then, if I can clear out my own space, the concrete walls and other balconies remain infested.
First frost is coming, the fuckers are trying to move indoors. Some satisfaction when they freeze to death, of course, but I want them gone, now, period.
Would hi-tack hairspray achieve anything? Spray the buggers, retire to safe distance and incinerate? Just an idea.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
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Meg the Red
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TICTH dear "Christian" family members who are too fucking dishonest to address their complaints about me to my face, but have no problem spreading that shit throughout our extended family and the church we grew up in. And TICTH also those dear folks who encourage those family members in their behaviour.
I'm considering spending Christmas in a snowbank - it'll be warmer than the bosom of my family. ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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Eleanor Jane
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Originally posted by Loquacious beachcomber:
TICTH our condo board and realty manager, who refuse to spray professionally for a spider infestation on the walls and balconies in case someone has a reaction, but informs us that we are free to spray walls and balconies ourselves.
Now look, yez barstards, when I spray upward at the nests on my two balconies, zillions of spiders descend toward me on webs. Then, if I can clear out my own space, the concrete walls and other balconies remain infested.
First frost is coming, the fuckers are trying to move indoors. Some satisfaction when they freeze to death, of course, but I want them gone, now, period.
Eeeeeeschkk!! ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
A few weeks ago I had a sizeable spider IN MY HAIR as I lay in BED! It then ran down my BARE ARM! Wiggins ensued as I stood shivering in the kitchen while my lovely husband moved all the furniture in the bedroom and sprayed the living fuck out of every crevice. TICTH spiders in/near houses.
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molopata
The Ship's jack
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Spiders? Pohh!
Tonight I consign to hell the perfidious rodents who have decided to encroach on our privacy over the last few months and forced us to part with good money for a whole battery of killer traps.
And the attitude of our landlord who, when he eventually showed up and learnt that they "might" be coming up a drainpipe opening, mixed a concretey slurp up by hand and tossed the lot down the opening. I understand he wants to flog the place in a couple of years. We're sure not standing in line to buy.
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Bean Sidhe
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TICTH my cats. Idle buggers who've not caught a rodent in years, but persist in waking me any time they feel peckish. Like just now.
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Spiffy
Ship's WonderSheep
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TICTH the mating skunks that have taken up residence under my new residence. Yes, this is a lovely three bedroom bungalow, perfect for raising a family, but I'm single and hate kids, especially when they come pre-loaded with foul odors.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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In fellow feeling with Matt Black TICTH my British bank who have screwed up my monthly transfer to my Indian bank FOR THE SECOND MONTH RUNNING!!!
My first name initial is R, it has been R for over 63 years, it is R in my account details for both my British and Indian banks so why the fuck send the funds to the account of Mr D ******? Very nice woman at my local branch here called me to tell me as soon as the transfer arrived so I was able to phone UK for another lengthy chat with British bank, at enormous sums per minute, and it should be sorted today... or tomorrow... or failing that on Monday!
My Indian bank is super-efficient, no complaints there.
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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People who have a heartbeat and who breathe in and out.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
People who have a heartbeat and who breathe in and out.
People who breathe in and out but have no heart.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
People who have a heartbeat and who breathe in and out.
People who breathe in and out but have no heart.
I don't like leaving people out.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Bean Sidhe:
TICTH my cats. Idle buggers who've not caught a rodent in years, but persist in waking me any time they feel peckish. Like just now.
You have forgotten the First Law of Cats, namely: You do not have cats. Cats have you.
You are clearly a deficient cat servant.
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the long ranger
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Today I consign to hell the fuckers who award the Nobel Peace Prize. What the fuck are you thinking?
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"..If some have no teeth, then teeth will be provided.”
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Wesley J
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quote:
Originally posted by the long ranger:
Today I consign to hell the fuckers who award the Nobel Peace Prize. What the fuck are you thinking?
Oh dear! Perhaps not exactly the right moment. Or is it? (There may be a thread in purg soon.)
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Matt Black
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That was entirely my thought too. The E-fucking-U?!?! ![[Ultra confused]](graemlins/confused2.gif)
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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The Nobel Prize Committee just wants to be its best to help with the European bailout. After all, the money will go to the European Bank, will it not? Or will the President keep it for himself (herself)?
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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George Spigot, Kelly Alves, Evensong, daronmedway, orfeo
Games are for the Circus, idle chitchat for the Cafe. This thread was almost closed before the long ranger rode to the rescue.
Another outbreak like that, and this thread will be quarantined. Permanently.
PeteC
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Evensong
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Funny that.
I thought George Spigot, Kelly Alves and orfeo's contributions were a hell of a lot more real than the juvenile, facile and superficial long ranger's response.
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jbohn
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
That was entirely my thought too. The E-fucking-U?!?!
No worse than when they gave Barack Obama the prize, when he'd been in office all of 9 days...
The NPP has become increasingly irrelevant in recent years.
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Sandemaniac
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TICTH (as I seem to recall thus is the purpose of the thread) jobhunting.
It would be nice to arrange for a few government ministers, present and previous, to have to do it like the rest of us. Ain't gonna happen though, is it?
AG
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Pigwidgeon
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Allergies! The two nicest times of the year, spring and fall, are so filled with pollen that I can't enjoy being outdoors.
(Yes, I've had the tests and the shots -- a waste of much time and much money. And the only antihistamines that work for me knock me out cold.)
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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TICTH people who can't read simple directions. Or won't. Either way: fuckers.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Funny that.
I thought George Spigot, Kelly Alves and orfeo's contributions were a hell of a lot more real than the juvenile, facile and superficial long ranger's response.
Wanna step outside of Hell to discuss this, sweet cupcake? Otherwise Commandment 6.
PeteC
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RuthW
liberal "peace first" hankie squeezer
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Originally posted by PeteC:
Wanna step outside of Hell to discuss this, sweet cupcake?
Sure, let's. Styx thread started.
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Japes
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TICTH all teenagers who are unable to survive for five minutes without their mobile phones.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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Candy Crush Level 121
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote:
Originally posted by PeteC:
George Spigot, Kelly Alves, Evensong, daronmedway, orfeo
Games are for the Circus, idle chitchat for the Cafe. This thread was almost closed before the long ranger rode to the rescue.
Another outbreak like that, and this thread will be quarantined. Permanently.
PeteC
Hellhost
Trust me, I wasn't playing games (though I can understand the interpretation). Kelly's post dovetailed neatly into my own thought patterns at that moment. Having encountered some fine examples of heartlessness.
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Nicolemr
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My cell phone service provider.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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TICTH Britain's energy suppliers.
As soon as one supplier announces price rises they all join in. So much for competition. These outfits use different strategies for energy buying (gas, oil and electricity) but when it comes to domestic tariffs they are use the same one: screw the consumer.
So much for free-market capitalism.
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Lucia
Looking for light
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TICTH French school's Homework.
Just because we have an extra day off on Monday does not mean I want to spend my long weekend helping my 7 year old do his ridiculously large amount of homework which he does at a snail's pace. Honestly, does his teacher not understand the concept of a day off?
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Nanny Ogg
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TICTH my computer.
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