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Doublethink.
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TICTH finding Nigella Lawson attractive when she's cooking - especially puddings - because at the same time everything that comes out of her mouth makes me want to strangle her, and then I feel hungry.
Is this how it feels to be a serial killer ? I feel so degraded.
[ 29. October 2012, 20:44: Message edited by: Doublethink ]
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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Do not despair Think. Nigella has to put up with her father, Nigel Lawson.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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Now I feel even more soiled ![[Frown]](frown.gif)
[ETA She's making chocolate pasta *faints* - and eating it with a golden spoon *faints again*]
[ 29. October 2012, 20:58: Message edited by: Doublethink ]
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All political thinking for years past has been vitiated in the same way. People can foresee the future only when it coincides with their own wishes, and the most grossly obvious facts can be ignored when they are unwelcome. George Orwell
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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I think she's perfect in every way. Gorgeous and a wonderful cook (and she's my age!)
ETA - that chocolate pecan pasta needs just a dash of cream.
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[ 29. October 2012, 20:58: Message edited by: Boogie ]
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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If it's food porn you're after, this chick will make drool puddles on your keyboard.
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Antisocial Alto
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TICTH individual health insurance plans. I thought under the much reviled Obamacare, insurance plans were required to cover preventive care as of 2010. I'm looking at seven different short-term plans from two different companies and not a damn one offers preventive care, or prescription coverage, or pays for *anything* until your ridiculously high deductible is met. Which unless, God forbid, you have a catastrophic illness, you won't do during the lifetime of the plan. And all of the plans cost at minimum $175 a month *before* they find out that my husband has a preexisting condition.
God bless the USA! I sure am glad I live here in the home of the free where no one will oppress me with affordable health care!
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An die Freude
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TICTH the Chinese Propaganda Ministry, to whom Orwell is not a stranger. The victor doesn't write the history - the victor is he who holds the pen. And who is prepared to use any tool and sacrifice any worth or value in order to win. The calm, silent result-focused evil behind this is truly stepping over the boundaries of humanity. Or into it, in a petty demonic way.
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Formerly JFH
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Huia
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TICTH - Ruamoko - Maori god responsible for earthquakes, aftershocks, volcanoes and other earth-shattering events.
I was lying back in my lavendar scented bubble bath and - kapow! Not a big one, and no damage, but it spoiled the mood.
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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quote:
Originally posted by Huia:
TICTH - Ruamoko - Maori god responsible for earthquakes, aftershocks, volcanoes and other earth-shattering events.
I was lying back in my lavendar scented bubble bath and - kapow! Not a big one, and no damage, but it spoiled the mood.
It's eating pulses that does it.
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Pyx_e
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snigger
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Cthulhu
PRAY TO BE EATEN FIRST
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TICTH USELESS BIPEDAL ANTHROPOMORPHIC LICE ON THE SKIN OF THE EARTH WHO PRETEND PURPOSEFULNESS WHILE WASTING A PERFECTLY GOOD DIMENSIONAL PLANE.
HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU. HELL IS WHERE I KEEP MY VACATION CONDO. I CONSIGN YOU TO THE ABYSMAL DARKNESS OF MIND-FREEZING HORROR.
OH, AND GET OFF MY BOY RUAMOKO.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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Oh look, a new troll. ![[Snore]](graemlins/snore.gif)
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Ship's Roundhead
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Originally posted by Cthulhu:
OH, AND GET OFF MY BOY RUAMOKO.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif)
quote:
Originally posted by Sober Preacher's Kid:
Oh look, a new troll.
Troll? TROLL???!!!
The one who shall not be named here, the great ravening hunger from beyond the darkness of space (now sadly fallen on hard times) no more recks with trolls than a mastodon with cat fleas. The time of mere trolls is over! As soon as he is free from his inconvenient confinement the trolls shall know the horrors that lurk ceaselessly behind life in time and in space, and tremble before those unhallowed blasphemies from elder stars which dream beneath the sea, and they and he SHALL be free, known and favoured AS THEY ARE by a loyal cultus ready and eager to loose them upon the world whenever another earthquake shall heave their monstrous stone city again to the sun and air....
[ 31. October 2012, 18:07: Message edited by: ken ]
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L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Oh look - an Admin who came into existence around the time Erin's ID was retired.
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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Oh fuck off ken, you overwrought fanboy.
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Cthulhu
PRAY TO BE EATEN FIRST
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THE WORD IS MINION.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET THE THREAD BACK ON TRACK BEFORE YOU GET EATEN BY A HOST. THERE'S CERTAIN THINGS THAT EVEN MAKE ME QUIVER.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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quote:
Originally posted by Sober Preacher's Kid:
Oh look, a new troll.
Behold though, SPK, a liturgical troll - can't remember one of those before. But look at the posting history; signed up in January, 2011, at the start of a calander year, has begun posting now, toward the end of a liturgical year.
I just wish she/he had shared its vision of the coming of Ruamkoko while the discussion of the eventual eruption of Yellowstone's super volcanoe was underway.
Rejoice and be of good spirits, SPK; a new chew toy for the palate of Lamb Chopped and others.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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Cthulhu has spoken. Damned is the name of Cthulu.
Here are the quaking bodies of mouthy minions, Master
[eta to pluralise]
[ 31. October 2012, 18:27: Message edited by: PeteC ]
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Sober Preacher's Kid
Presbymethegationalist
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Notice too how his title is in red. Which isn't correctly liturgical, but shows an awareness of liturgical colours.
Will Cthulu dowse himself in indigo for Advent, I wonder?
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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Party threads are in Heaven. ^ Thataway. Good boy.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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TICTH Basketball Commissioner David Stern, for calling Hurricane Sandy "Hurricane Katrina" during the Miami Heat Ring Ceremony last night.
Although, if there is going to be a heat ring ceremony, a nice warm place like Miami is probably a good place to hold it!
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Islander
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Cthulhu, has the "caps lock" key stuck on your computer? Or have you just been reading Terry Pratchett?
[ 01. November 2012, 02:59: Message edited by: piglet ]
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alto n a soprano who can read music
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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TICTH that thinks it's perfectly acceptable to store text in a way that's impossible for the human eye to detect. I don't care if "you" know it's there, I want to know it's there!
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Stejjie
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TICTH mini/micro/whatever USB leads for chargers. Thought they were supposed to be universal. But there's hundreds of the blighters lying around the house - can I find one that's the exact size and shape to fit my camera? No.
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deusluxmea
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TICTH the words "relational" and "missional". sick of 'em.
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Pyx_e
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Relatiomissionship.
You heard it here first. Up there with Evangeciple.
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birdie
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I heard the word 'presence' used as a verb twice last weekend.
Gah.
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jacobsen
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Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Up there with Evangeciple.
Surely that's Evangenipple? Suckling on the dried out, foxed teats of the loose leaf bible....
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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TICTH this pillock, and any other twat who would give class-A drugs to children.
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Moo
Ship's tough old bird
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Originally posted by balaam:
TICTH this pillock, and any other twat who would give class-A drugs to children.
I agree it is heinous, but I'm also flabbergasted that he would give away something so valuable. I wonder if he was high when he did it.
Moo
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See you later, alligator.
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Lucia
Looking for light
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TICTH stupid local bureaucracy that actually seems to make it almost impossible for you to comply with the law.
Oh yeah, and I'm tempted to add the person who stole my husband's mobile phone today out of his pocket on the metro. However I will resist as I daresay in the current circumstances here they may be among those struggling to make ends meet... but all the same...
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Evensong
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quote:
Originally posted by deusluxmea:
TICTH the words "relational" and "missional". sick of 'em.
Or in my pond, "community" and "theological reflection".
Gah. Reflect up yer arse.
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BessLane
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TICTH Tennis Elbow. This recent flare-up has me popping Aleve like tic tacs and has forced me to dig out my hot, uncomfortable neoprene elbow brace.
Stupid inflamed tendons, stupid pain...GRRR
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Snowball in Hell
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CRACKS HOSTLY WHIP
oh... that felt good... I've missed this bad boy.
as you were, minions.
comet
Hellhost
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Interplanetary
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Originally posted by comet:
CRACKS HOSTLY WHIP
oh... that felt good... I've missed this bad boy.
Gee, that's one nice whip ya got there.
*casually brushes an imaginary spot of dust off his brand new Adminly Disintegration Ray*
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Indigo
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Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
CRACKS HOSTLY WHIP
oh... that felt good... I've missed this bad boy.
Gee, that's one nice whip ya got there.
*casually brushes an imaginary spot of dust off his brand new Adminly Disintegration Ray*
I saw this and thought of you two lovebirds......
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Garasu
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![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Have I wandered into "Freedom and song" by mistake?
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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Originally posted by Garasu:
Have I wandered into "Freedom and song" by mistake?
No.
Marvin and comet were having what little boys call a pissing contest.
Back to your regularly scheduled program, now.
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BessLane
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At the risk of incurring multiple Hostly wrath, I'm just wondering who would win.
(Of course I'm pretty sure of the answer )
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orfeo
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TICTH gawking onlookers who put themselves in harms way trying to get the best view of Armageddon.
Now git!
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Loquacious beachcomber
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TICTH The Association of Presbyterian Church Educators.
It is great that you are holding your annual educational event in Orlando, Florida in February, 2013, in a hotel at the entranceway to Universal Studios.
But why did you have to call the event "Let's Play In Florida"?
Now everyone going has to convince their church boards to pay us to play; couldn't you have called it "The Theory and Praxis of Church Education" or something?
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Sioni Sais
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Loquacious beachcomber,
I'm sure they did it specificallly to piss you off. It has worked beautifully. Yay! I say to The Association of Presbyterian Church Educators. ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Loquacious beachcomber
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Oh hey, thanks; I thought they did it out of sheer stupidity.
There is a lot of that going around lately. Appaerently.
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TICTH-- Well I don't know who to be pissed at, it's just the situation.
The fucking Pos-T-Vac -- a fucking male enhancement schlong pump-- is completely covered by most health insurances. And people are struggling to keep the Pill accessible. How fucking insane is that?
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Pyx_e
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
TICTH-- Well I don't know who to be pissed at, it's just the situation.
The fucking Pos-T-Vac -- a fucking male enhancement schlong pump-- is completely covered by most health insurances. And people are struggling to keep the Pill accessible. How fucking insane is that?
The American Paradigm in three sentences.
Fly Safe, Pyx_e
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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TICTH Gramophone Magazine, for taking the online archive of old issues, stretching back decades, that was available for free and replacing it with "subscribe to our iPhone/iPad app and you get access to our whole archive of back issues as well".
No fucking thanks.
This is progress, folks. And one day soon you can forget about buying a magazine and having it sit on your shelf for as many years as you want. No, it's clear what the future is going to be: having to repay for a subscription every year or you'll lose your library. They have the power. They are going to use it.
And we'll allow them, in the name of 'convenience', to take control of the writing and music and film we naively thought we owned, and they won't have to break down the doors of our houses to get it.
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Loquacious beachcomber
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GASP!!! You were born, Evensong? What a surprise!
I thought the devil shit you atop a fence post.
Recently, too; making you postmodern.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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The past participle of the verb "to shit" is "shat".
The devil shat her out.
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