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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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Someone mentioned that Nigella was food-porn, I agree. I have often thought Top Gear was car-porn.
twitter: emotional cripple-porn.
I have others but what about you?
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Mr Clingford
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We can't move on the telly without coming across house porn.
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mark_in_manchester
not waving, but...
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Kevin McCloud (et al) - property porn
Daytime telly kids-with-medical-problems-stories - empathy porn
Daily Mail - indignation porn
Ian Paisly / Abu Hamza - racism porn
(as Cockburn sang...'don't need no reverend-Paisly-hate-masturbation...')
It's a shame the formal definitions are explicitly about sex. Telly really is 90% porn, taken in a wider sense.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Several threads on the Ship qualify - we have Bike Porn and Camera Porn and Food Porn and Intellect Porn [isn't that what Purgatory is all about?] and...
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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I often look at websites and magazines to look at the silky smoothness of a neck or the erotic curves on a body.
I like guitar porn, so what.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Never thought of myself as a porn addict, but I fancy just about all mentioned so far. I am a dirty, dirty person.
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Og, King of Bashan
Ship's giant Amorite
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I can't be the only Ecclesiantics poster who has ordered a copy of the J. Whippell catalog for my own perusal, even though I am neither a priest nor in a position to buy vestments for a priest, right?
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Barefoot Friar
Ship's Shoeless Brother
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quote: Originally posted by Og, King of Bashan: I can't be the only Ecclesiantics poster who has ordered a copy of the J. Whippell catalog for my own perusal, even though I am neither a priest nor in a position to buy vestments for a priest, right?
I do the same with Gaspard.
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Ruudy
Shipmate
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The mail order catalogs still being sent to us are clothes porn and toy porn.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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Knitting porn - aka bottom shelf magazines.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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R W Brunskill (b.1929) is an academic architect. His field is English vernacular architecture and I want all his books! I'll accept the contributions of others, especially regarding timber-framed buildings, but Brunskill is yer man.
I'm not sure what kind of porn that is though.
eta: Reality TV - Failure Porn. [ 31. October 2012, 17:00: Message edited by: Sioni Sais ]
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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There's a nice Purgatory thread title:
Capitalism needs porn to survive - discuss
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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lolcats = kittehporn. [ 31. October 2012, 18:07: Message edited by: Lyda*Rose ]
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ArachnidinElmet
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Christmas porn: coming soon to a supermarket shelf near you.
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Lothlorien
Ship's Grandma
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quote: Originally posted by Firenze: Knitting porn - aka bottom shelf magazines.
Then, when you have succumbed to the temptations in the magazines, you sit and fondle the purchases.
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Curiosity killed ...
Ship's Mug
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Vehicular porn, goes with the photographic porn - photographs of silky sheens and voluptuous curves (we do actually say that on photos)
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Sandemaniac
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Sioni Sais: R W Brunskill (b.1929) is an academic architect. His field is English vernacular architecture and I want all his books! I'll accept the contributions of others, especially regarding timber-framed buildings, but Brunskill is yer man.
Cecil Hewitt: The collars have clasping ends to hold the principal rafters, and similarly the spur ties clasp the eaves pieces to the arch timbers; the common couples are framed in seven cants porn.
AG (that's not even the most quoted piece of Hewitt impenetrability - knew what he was about with wood, but oh boy did he like long descriptions!)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Ever seen the centrefold spread in this magazine each month? Pure Organ Porn.
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Bishops Finger
Shipmate
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Antiques programmes on BBC (they grow like Hydra's heads....) = Retro Porn.
Ian J.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
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Or bow-tie and tweed porn depending how you look at it.
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Doublethink.
Ship's Foolwise Unperson
# 1984
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quote: Originally posted by Barefoot Friar: quote: Originally posted by Og, King of Bashan: I can't be the only Ecclesiantics poster who has ordered a copy of the J. Whippell catalog for my own perusal, even though I am neither a priest nor in a position to buy vestments for a priest, right?
I do the same with Gaspard.
You two really ought to have got into glam rock - then you could actually be wearing the shiny stuff.
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ebeth
Shipmate
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The film Eat, Pray, Love = travel porn.
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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Fundamentalism = bible porn
Politicians = dishonesty porn, a-hole porn
Banks = money porn
If porn is supposed to get one aroused, what I've seen of royal weddings and TV tours of royal houses = revolution porn
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monkeylizard
Ship's scurvy
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I like my porn outdoors in natural settings. Cabela's, Bass Pro Shops, REI, Outdoor Life and Field & Stream are my vices...
They all (except the family-friendly REI) include some extra naughty gun-porn too. [ 01. November 2012, 17:20: Message edited by: monkeylizard ]
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Offeiriad
Ship's Arboriculturalist
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Sorry, this thread is just so out of date. Plant catalogues from the more specialist nurseries have been known as Hortiporn in our family for years now!
not a prayer in this context, just the government burning more Ash trees. (They were warned by the industry in 2009 - why are they only doing something three years later???)
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Timothy the Obscure
Mostly Friendly
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Guitar porn. There's a lot more of it out there. I'm so ashamed...
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BessLane
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by monkeylizard: I like my porn outdoors in natural settings. Cabela's, Bass Pro Shops, REI, Outdoor Life and Field & Stream are my vices...
They all (except the family-friendly REI) include some extra naughty gun-porn too.
Ooohhh! Any of Phil Robertson's* first couple of movies = Duck Hunting Porn. Most of what you can see on hunting shows on TV are absolute Redneck Porn.
*Duck Dynasty for those non-duck-hunters in the States.
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Ariel
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Timothy the Obscure: Guitar porn. There's a lot more of it out there. I'm so ashamed...
Timothy, sorry but your link crashed my browser both times I tried to access it, so I'm guessing that this may happen for other people too.
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Anselmina
Ship's barmaid
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Clothes catelogues; and shoe shops (incl. handbags). It's not right how much pleasure I get out of perusing them.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Zappa: Bless me father/mother, for I have sinned
Venial sin, this one is mortal
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DonLogan2
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quote: Originally posted by monkeylizard: I like my porn outdoors in natural settings. Cabela's, Bass Pro Shops, REI, Outdoor Life and Field & Stream are my vices...
They all (except the family-friendly REI) include some extra naughty gun-porn too.
And don`t forget the creme de la creme, 6mm br website, laminated stocks, heavy barrels and overpriced optics
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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quote: Originally posted by monkeylizard: I like my porn outdoors in natural settings. Cabela's,
I saw a Cabela store for the first time recently. Good god almighty mother of Honey Boo Boo wet your pants. It's dead animal heads on the wall porn. Also plastic animal decoy porn. And aw-shucks idiots wearing camo porn.
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Piglet
Islander
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Car porn.
Furniture porn.
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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Piano porn
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Vulpior
Foxier than Thou
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quote: Originally posted by Chapelhead: Wedding magazines seem to be a form of 'bridal porn'. But there's probably another sort as well.
Wedding magazines were frequently to be found on the tables, and being read, in the Special/GU/STD clinic in Bath. I guess that there were a lot of people going in for a pre-nup check-up.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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quote: Originally posted by piglet:
Furniture porn.
Not as phwoar! as this. [ 04. November 2012, 08:59: Message edited by: Firenze ]
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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quote: Originally posted by Firenze: quote: Originally posted by piglet: Furniture porn.
Not as phwoar! as this
Sorry Firenze, all that link does is link back to this post. [ 04. November 2012, 09:04: Message edited by: Firenze ]
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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There you go. All fixed. Revel in the velvet.
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Bob Two-Owls
Shipmate
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A wargaming magazine recently reached its 300th publication and celebrated with a big glossy full colour issue full of lovely pictures of beautifully painted little lead soldiers. At the club it was called "toy soldier porn" right up until the point when one of our "more adventurous" members slapped a german (always german!) publication on the table. It featured men and women in shiny PVC napoleonic uniforms with apple-red cheeks and blank expressions doing unspeakable things among giant gift wrapped boxes under enormous Christmas trees.
"Now THATs toy-soldier porn..."
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
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lol
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Stercus Tauri
Shipmate
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Ah..... Steam porn. I can spend hours watching old films of puffing, heavy breathing steam locomotives, and I do.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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quote: Originally posted by piglet: Furniture porn.
A music room that stylish needs something to play in it.
The grain pattern of the ash on this baby is striking too. And it's mine
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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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quote: Originally posted by Boogie: Who can resist cute kitteh porn?
Me. I made the mistake of clicking such a link once. Was nauseous for days after.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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quote: Originally posted by lilBuddha: quote: Originally posted by Zappa: Bless me father/mother, for I have sinned
Venial sin, this one is mortal
I'm burning with you. It'll be worth it.
As I'm pretty sure many of you have noticed, I have my own pornographic weakness. Some of my friends have learned that if I send them a link marked NSFW, it probably comes from Bianchi USA.
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