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Curiosity killed ...

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I take pictures of vehicular porn. Sadly the light wasn't good enough, but there was an amazing yellow VW last night. But cats, not so often.

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jedijudy

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Organ porn. Really!

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JB

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Pony Porn

(The rider was Jedijudy.)

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Lyda*Rose

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quote:
Originally posted by JB:
Pony Porn

(The rider was Jedijudy.)

Half of the ten-year-olds I knew when I was also ten would have given their right eye teeth to have that handsome picture hanging in their bedrooms. [Yipee]

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Sir Kevin
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quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
Car porn.

[Cool]

I'd prefer the current Jaguar XKS-R: I've driven it and though it costs less than an Aston Martin and does not have a V-12, it is wicked fast! It does have 550 horsepower.


Salome is opera porn. I've seen The Dance of the Seven Vails at our local symphony hall...

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jedijudy

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quote:
Originally posted by JB:
Pony Porn

(The rider was Jedijudy.)

Pony Porn indeed! [Axe murder]

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jedijudy

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Christmas Porn.

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Piglet
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No, no, JJ. IMHO Christmas porn is the Praetorius Christmas Mass, sung by the Gabrieli Consort. I'd link to you-tube if it was on it but it doesn't seem to be; you'll just have to buy the CD.

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georgiaboy
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Christmas Porn for me begins with Henri Busser's 'Sleep of the Infant Jesus,' a super-scrumptious meditation for harp, solo violin and organ. If that's not the prelude to Midnight Mass I always feel cheated somehow. (It doesn't seem to be on YouTube.) And then, of course, Porn Part 2 is 'Ceremony of Carols' (since the harp is there already)!

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lilBuddha
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Old school camera porn.

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JB

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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Old school camera porn.

Old School

(It still works.)

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Ariston
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quote:
Originally posted by JB:
quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Old school camera porn.

Old School

(It still works.)

Reminds me of mine—which also still works.

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Kelly Alves

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My neph found a bunch of those cameras in the attic yesterday-- Dad used to collect them. They are being passed on to cousin Andy, a shutterbug.

He also found something very much like this --and the batteries (which we figure were about 20 years old) still worked! He took it home to play with.

[ 09. November 2012, 02:08: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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Sioni Sais
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Cake maker's porn

Mrs Sioni bought this on Saturday at the International Cake Show at the NEC, and it is impressive.

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Sir Kevin
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quote:
Originally posted by JB:


(It still works.)

My Dad had a tiny Minox spy camera. It still worked when I last saw it about 40 years ago, but it wasn't new then. It took tiny film and you separated the two halves to take a picture. In order to keep it from falling on the ground and getting smashed or lost, it was retained by a stainless-steel cord and a leather button-hole so you could hook it onto your shirt of coat button.

It probably still works but it was not among his effects when he passed just prior to age 83 in 2005.

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angelfish
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Harp porn.

<<groans with desire>>

[Fixed the link for you!]

[ 13. November 2012, 01:14: Message edited by: jedijudy ]

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fluff
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There is an Apple Shop located in my vicinity - lop-top porn - not quite as bad as it sounds...
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Chorister

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church architecture porn

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Chorister

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Anyone else see the RoN cartoon of a priest surreptitiously going into a magazine shop and furtively looking at the top shelf? On it were periodicals entitled 'Thurible Weekly' and similar. I can't quite remember the caption, but you get the idea.

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Meerkat

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Chorister... I used to see that roof in Salisbury Cathedral once a month...I lived and went to school close by... we went for a morning service, us lads from the upper school!

I still see it occasionally when I go home to see my aged mother.

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JB

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More Church Porn

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