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Thread: New Heaven Host
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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I'm sure many of you will have noticed that we have been short of a host in Heaven for a while. Marvin the Martian has been doing a great job as a temporary host and, although it's been great fun to watch him squirm while out of his comfort zone, the time has come to appoint a new permanent Heaven Host.
I'm delighted to announce that Ariel has agreed to take on the role. Ariel has been on the Ship for a long time and I'm sure will make an excellent host.
Thanks to Marvin for stepping in.
-------------------- "May you get to heaven before the devil knows you're dead" - Irish blessing
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seasick
...over the edge
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Welcome, Ariel!
-------------------- We believe there is, and always was, in every Christian Church, ... an outward priesthood, ordained by Jesus Christ, and an outward sacrifice offered therein. - John Wesley
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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She will make all our sins as white as snow!
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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-------------------- Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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-------------------- Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Wesley J:
Wot Wes Said.
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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Hi Ariel, congratulations - I hope your time as a host isn't too Tempestuous.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Boogie
Boogie on down!
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Many welcomes Ariel - you'll make a great heavenly host.
-------------------- Garden. Room. Walk
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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Ariel, damn noobs.
Fly Safe Pyx_e.
(Congrats really )
-------------------- It is better to be Kind than right.
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Japes
Shipmate
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Enjoy Heavenly Hosting, Ariel.
-------------------- Blog may or may not be of any interest.
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Uncle Pete
Loyaute me lie
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Envisions Ariel in black in a candlelit church chanting Miserere mei Deus
Translation: Have mercy on me O God.
-------------------- Even more so than I was before
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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I can hardly say welcome to someone who has been around the ship longer than I have.
Be careful when hosting, Ariel, the bunnies are sensitive: Some are armed.
-------------------- Last ever sig ...
blog
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Pyx_e
Quixotic Tilter
# 57
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quote: Some are armed
Yes, some still have both arms.
-------------------- It is better to be Kind than right.
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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Posted
While others are completely 'armless...
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Pigwidgeon
Ship's Owl
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quote: Originally posted by Welease Woderwick: Hi Ariel, congratulations - I hope your time as a host isn't too Tempestuous.
-------------------- "...that is generally a matter for Pigwidgeon, several other consenting adults, a bottle of cheap Gin and the odd giraffe." ~Tortuf
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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Welcome to the Heavenly Hosts, Ariel!
And, many thanks to Doublethink and Marvin for helping us out.
(I'll show you which ***secret location in the Hosts' lounge*** the GIN and brain bleach are hidden in.)
-------------------- Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Many thanks to Marvin for doing a fine job as "night watchman" (he'll know what I mean) and well done the admins in appointing Ariel.
Welcome Ariel. Heaven isn't as easy to host as first appears. Good luck, etc.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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Welcome and best wishes, Ariel, and the most important thing: Have fun!
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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quote: Originally posted by jedijudy: (I'll show you which ***secret location in the Hosts' lounge*** the GIN and brain bleach are hidden in.)
There are cocktails? Yum!
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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quote: Originally posted by Welease Woderwick: Hi Ariel, congratulations - I hope your time as a host isn't too Tempestuous.
If it does get Tempestuous, I can always Shake my hostly Speare.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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quote: Originally posted by Ariel: There are cocktails? Yum!
The ultra dry Martini is favourite, and the olive ensures you get one of your five-a-day.
-------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Scarlet
Mellon Collie
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Welcome, Ariel
-------------------- They took from their surroundings what was needed... and made of it something more. —dialogue from Primer
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Robert Armin
All licens'd fool
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Excellent! And to think I nearly this missed this wonderful news.
(Ariel, is it now time to get the Hello Kitty avatar you've been toying with for ages? It would fit your new role. )
-------------------- Keeping fit was an obsession with Fr Moity .... He did chin ups in the vestry, calisthenics in the pulpit, and had developed a series of Tai-Chi exercises to correspond with ritual movements of the Mass. The Antipope Robert Rankin
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Nicolemr
Shipmate
# 28
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Congratulations!
-------------------- On pilgrimage in the endless realms of Cyberia, currently traveling by ship. Now with live journal!
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Marvin the Martian
Interplanetary
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Free at last! free at last! Thank God Almighty, I am free at last!
Ahem. Thanks for taking up the reins, Ariel
-------------------- Hail Gallaxhar
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Ariel
Shipmate
# 58
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quote: Originally posted by Robert Armin: (Ariel, is it now time to get the Hello Kitty avatar you've been toying with for ages? It would fit your new role. )
I'll get back to you on that...
Thanks, all!
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Flausa
Mad Woman
# 3466
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Oooohhhh, nice choice!
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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quote: Originally posted by Marvin the Martian: Free at last! free at last! Thank God Almighty, I am free at last!
Ahem. Thanks for taking up the reins, Ariel
(As Marv dons the Mantle of Snark anew...)
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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jedijudy
Organist of the Jedi Temple
# 333
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quote: Originally posted by Ariel: quote: Originally posted by jedijudy: (I'll show you which ***secret location in the Hosts' lounge*** the GIN and brain bleach are hidden in.)
There are cocktails? Yum!
For some, it's a matter of survival!
-------------------- Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.
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Earwig
Pincered Beastie
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Aw, grand news! Thanks to Marvin for his Heavenly stint and welcome to Ariel!
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Quinine
Shipmate
# 1668
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Hurrah! Congratulations, Ariel.
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The Weeder
Shipmate
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Welcome Ariel, and thanks to Marvin for keeping us afloat!
-------------------- Still missing the gator
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AdamPater
Sacristan of the LavaLamp
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Gandalf said it best: "Fly, you fool!"
But well done and all the best, otherwise.
-------------------- Put not your trust in princes.
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jbohn
Shipmate
# 8753
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Congrats!
-------------------- We are punished by our sins, not for them. --Elbert Hubbard
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the famous rachel
Shipmate
# 1258
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[pops head up from near permanent lurkerhood to say "congratulations!!". Vanishes again almost as quickly]
-------------------- A shrivelled appendix to the body of Christ.
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Golden Key
Shipmate
# 1468
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Thanks, hail, and farewell!
Does this mean we can expect Tempests in Heaven? (I'll get me coat.)
-------------------- Blessed Gator, pray for us! --"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon") --"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Zappa
Ship's Wake
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quote: Originally posted by jedijudy: Welcome to the Heavenly Hosts, Ariel!
And, many thanks to Doublethink and Marvin for helping us out.
(I'll show you which ***secret location in the Hosts' lounge*** the GIN and brain bleach are hidden in.)
The last of the gnostic secrets ... muahahaha.
Welcome: a wonderful addition (sorry I've been a bit slow)
-------------------- shameless self promotion - because I think it's worth it and mayhap this too: http://broken-moments.blogspot.co.nz/
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