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Frankenstein
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Part of John Chapter 1 in Hawai‘i Pidgin

Wat John Da Baptiza Guy Tell
19 One time, da Jewish leada guys wen send priest guys an odda guys from da Levi ohana dat help da priest guys. Dey send um by John fo aks, “Eh, who you?” Dis wat he wen tell um:
20 He neva bulai. He tell um strait out, “Listen! I not da Christ, da Spesho Guy God Goin Send.”
21 Dey aks him, “Den who you? You Elijah?” He tell, “No, I not.”
Dey say, “Den you da Spesho Guy dat goin come an talk fo God?” He tell, “No, I not.”
22 Dey tell him, “Kay den. Tell us who you. Wat you say bout yoaself? We gotta tell da guys dat wen send us someting, you know!”
23 He say, jalike Isaiah wen say, da guy who talk fo God long time ago,
“I da guy dat talk real strong inside da boonies,
‘Eh, make da road ready fo da Good Boss.
Make um strait fo him!’ ”

Makes you think.

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Tortuf
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Frankenstein,

I am sure you will enjoy go long nao tok tok all manmeri* about this passage. You may however, wish to ask a kindly passing host to transfer it to an appropriate board.


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*Papua New Guinea pidgin. "Discussing."

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Spike

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WTF? [Confused]

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balaam

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quote:
Originally posted by Frankenstein:
Makes you think.

Yup. Makes me thing I'm not Hawaiian. It's not written for me, why should I criticise.

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Pyx_e

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That's Chapter 50 ............. Danno

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Sioni Sais
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Frankenstein,

Have a look at the FAQs, the Ship's Ten Commandments but especially the various Board headings and guidelines. Hell is for rants, vitriol and anger and your post exhibits none of those features.

To tell the truth I haven't a clue what board it should be on. Oh yes, I know where it should be: on your blog. The Ship is for interaction and with the exception of the TICTH thread it is not for posts unrelated to any other.

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Sioni Sais
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dyfrig
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Clearly posted as a warning against the tendency to regard John the Baptist as the Christ. It certainly stopped me dead in my tracks.

Anyway, knitting. Knitting's terribly interesting, isn't it?
You can make stuff with knitting.

Like jumpers.

And hats. Usually those sort of bobble hats without bobbles on them.

And hot-water-bottle covers.

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