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Spike

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This was a game we were playing here a few years ago. It's quite simple - post something that you've never done with the lead in "never have I ever...". The next person to post must have done the thing the previous poster hasn't done, and posts something they haven't done with the lead in "Never have I ever ...". Well, you get the idea. I'll start:

Never have I ever seen an episode of The X-Factor

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Smudgie

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I have seen an episode of the X-Factor. Seen, I hasten to add, not watched. But...

Never have I ever jumped off a tall building

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Evensong
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Lord have mercy Smudgie, that's a hard one to meet. Does a tall diving board count?

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Smudgie

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Lord have mercy Smudgie, that's a hard one to meet. Does a tall diving board count?

I was thinking abseiling or bungee jumping actually....

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Jonah the Whale

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I abseiled from the Euromast in Rotterdam. It's not exactly jumping, but I hope it's close enough.

Never have I had a broken bone.

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Boogie

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I have - but it was only a little toe (stubbed on a stone on the beach of Iona)

I have never played football

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I have a broken chicken leg in my freezer right now.

However, never have I ever shoplifted.

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Boogie

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I have lifted the toy shop which my boys used to play with.

And I have still never played football.

[Biased]

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Spike

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I have and I hated it. It's a crap game.

Never have I ever been to Spain

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I've been to Minorca and Catalonia.

Never have I ever eaten truffle (the fungi)

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Delicious!

Never have I ever smoked a cigarette.

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Boogie

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I did, sadly, from age 8 to 28, but haven't touched one since [Smile]

I have never driven over 110mph

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I used to drive my ford cortina gt well over 110 mph on the M6


But I have never ever eaten a pizza

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I had a shrimp and cheese pizza Saturday evening- Yum!

But I have never gone to a "rave" party.

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I haven't gone to a rave party, but once some kind of Love Parade has passed in front of my house.

Never ever have I paid for sex.

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If winding up with a house full of teenagers a decade-and-a-half later qualifies, then I guess I have paid the price.

But never have I ever owned a purebred or deseigner doggie.

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I have a doggie draft excluder. Not purebreed, but definitely designed (in a fetching grey tweed).

Never Have I Ever Been Skiing

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I have been skiing, once and I hated it!

but

Never have I ever been water skiing

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Boogie

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I have - nearly pulled my arms off!

I have never been a CofE bishop.

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Jonah the Whale

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(Tricky one, Boogie. Are you trying to force somebody's hand?)
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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
I have - nearly pulled my arms off!

I have never been a CofE bishop.

Do themed parties count?

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How about St. Nicholas, aka Santa Claus in his current manifestation? Not CoE but definitely bishop.

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Chorister

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I reckon anyone making a good enough case for an answer gets it. So will it be Sioni or Jacobsen who comes up with the next 'Never have I ever'?

Oh, and usually we have a 24 hour rule if nobody can come up with an answer, in which case it's then up to the next poster after the deadline to pose the next 'Never have I ever'.

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Sir Kevin
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I have never met a C of E bishop, though I do have one as a Facebook friend and I once met Lord Runcie at my old church before I swam the Tiber to become RC. Does that count?

I have never gone more than 112 MPH in a passenger car, though I may have gone faster on a motorcycle.

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Sioni Sais
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I may have gone faster than 112mph on a motorcycle, but as it was an MZ150 with a broken speedo (amongst other parts) in the field behind my brother's house I rather doubt it.

Never have I ever been to Iceland*

*Note for UK Shipmates; the frozen food supermarket does not count!

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Chorister

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This will be a good a time as any to remind people that the trick in this game is to post something that it is quite possible that some people on the ship have done i.e. not 'Never ever have I been to Jupiter' or some such.
Chorister, Host

Now, back to that trip to (the country) Iceland....

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
I may have gone faster than 112mph on a motorcycle, but as it was an MZ150 with a broken speedo (amongst other parts) in the field behind my brother's house I rather doubt it.

Never have I ever been to Iceland*

*Note for UK Shipmates; the frozen food supermarket does not count!

I have been to Iceland, but never have I watched a James Bond film without getting bored and wandering off or changing the channel.

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Pigwidgeon

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I watched one James Bond film (Goldfinger, IIRC) about forty years ago and watched till the end.

But never have I ever been to Burma.

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LeRoc

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I've been on the border between Thailand and Burma.

We were in a bamboo hut on the shores of a magnificent lake in the middle of the rain forest. We were all set for a beautiful, quiet night ...

... when at 2am, suddenly a Japanese karaoke boat arrived on the lake, with people singing extemely loud and very out of tune [brick wall]

Never ever have I enjoyed listening to karaoke

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Spike

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I have, but only once. It was at a party with a lot of singing friends, so it was one of those extremely rare occasions when the karaoke was being performed by people who can actually sing.

Never have I ever ridden in a helicopter

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Lucia

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Years ago I went for a ride in a helicopter as a treat on my 18th birthday!

But never have I ever been scuba diving.

[ 22. November 2012, 07:12: Message edited by: Lucia ]

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Pigwidgeon

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It's been over 24 hours...

I've never been scuba diving, but I snorkeled in Hawaii.

But never have I ever seen "Casa Blanca."


[ 23. November 2012, 14:47: Message edited by: Pigwidgeon ]

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Loquacious beachcomber
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I have watched that movie several times, although not as often as I have watched "Elmer Gantry."

But never have I ever hiked in the Grand Canyon - yet.

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Boogie

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I have, I have - and you must!

I have never ridden a bike across the USA.

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Cara
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I haven't, but have a good friend who has--San Francisico to Boston in six weeks, averaging 80-90 miles per day. I saw him en route.

Don't know if this counts...will let more time elapse for bona fide bike riders to show up!

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It would have counted, but I've ridden the 50 States!

However, I've never read anything by Marquez

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Adam.

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One Hundred Years of Solitude. I recommend it!

But, never have I ever shaved my head.

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Cara
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This fun game is sliding down the page....has NOBODY ever shaved his or her head??!!

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Chorister

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*Reminder.*


quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:

Oh, and usually we have a 24 hour rule if nobody can come up with an answer, in which case it's then up to the next poster after the deadline to pose the next 'Never have I ever'.



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Tortuf
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Well I shaved my head, but I grew out of that phase.

Never have I ever baked a souffle.

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Adam.

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I can't claim to have mastered the art of a good souffle, but I think I can be said to have achieved entry-level "have baked" status.

Now let's see if I can not kill the thread by confessing that I have never put up dry wall.

[ 01. December 2012, 13:52: Message edited by: Hart ]

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Boogie

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I have helped to put up a dry stone wall on my brother's farm.

But I have never been scuba diving.

(And would love to!)

[ 01. December 2012, 15:55: Message edited by: Boogie ]

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ArachnidinElmet
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I have been scuba diving, but sadly only training in a junior swimming baths. Not many tropical fish there [Frown]

But never have I ever gone fishing

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Never gone fishing? Oh my! I have gone fishing but never have I ever...

been to the opera.

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Pigwidgeon

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I have been to the opera many, many times.

But never have I ever eaten sushi.

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I have eaten sushi, and don't care to do so again!


But never have I ever piloted a plane!
[Paranoid]

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Spike

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I did once for about 10 minutes. I'd gone for a spin with a friend with a Private Pilot's Licence and he let me have a go.

Never have I ever voted for the losing candidate in a Parliamentary election

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I am a member of the Green Party, so often vote for a person who doesn't win. Even if not the person with least votes. As there is only one winner, maybe this counts.

Never have I ever eaten an octopus. Nor, for that matter, would I want to, but each to their own.

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I have. Well not a whole octopus, but it was raw. Sushi octopus is, shall we say, chewy.

Now an 'easy' one...

Never have I ever owned a pair of jeans or a pair of trainers.

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Lyda*Rose

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I mostly live in jeans during the fall and winter.

But never have I spoken Swedish.

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