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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I could have played football and been a striker, but it wasn't my goal.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I could have worked with computers but I just couldn't hack it.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I could have been a liturgist but I got no response
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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I could have been a Jehovah's Witness, but one door shut after another.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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I could have been a nun but could never get into the habit
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich
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Welease Woderwick
Sister Incubus Nightmare
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I could have been a mountaineer but I couldn't make the grade.
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I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way.
Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details
What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I could have been a heritage line engine driver, but I ran out of steam.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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I could have been an inventor, but I couldn't engineer my way out of a paper bag.
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Albertus
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by joan knox:
I could have been a nun but could never get into the habit
I could have been a monk but I got into the wrong habits.
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My beard is a testament to my masculinity and virility, and demonstrates that I am a real man. Trouble is, bits of quiche sometimes get caught in it.
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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I could have been a Judge, but I just couldn't make a decision.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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I could have been a cab driver, but I never fared well.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Sylvander
Shipmate
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I could have been a climber but I wasn't up for it.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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I could have been a carpenter, but I didn't measure up.
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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joan knox
Knoxy is my homeboy
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I could have been a glazier but I couldn't see a way into it
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I could have been an undergarment designer, but I thought it was pants.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I could have been a urologist, but it was bollocks.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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pjl
Shipmate
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I could have been a glazier
but it too much of a pain
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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I could have run for Congress but I couldn't deal with my bills.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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Yam-pk
Shipmate
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I could have been a tailor, but someone stitched me up
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WhateverTheySay
Shipmate
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I could have been a baker, but I just couldn't rise that early.
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I'm not lost, I just don't know where I am going
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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I could have been a writer, but somehow it just seemed wrong.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
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I could have been a pimp, but I couldn't hook 'er.
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I could have been a manicurist but I wasn't quick enough
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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pjl
Shipmate
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I could have been a puppeteer.
but there was to many strings attached
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Yam-pk
Shipmate
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I could have been a badger, but I got in with the wrong sett.
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I could have been a badger hunter, but I didn't follow the cull of the wild.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Sylvander
Shipmate
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I could have been a baker but I thought it was crępe.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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I could have been a candlestick maker, but I burned my candle at both ends.
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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MiceElf
Not your average mouse
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I was going to be a hot air balloonist, but that fell flat.
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What do we want.... Cure for Obesity
When do we want it.... After Dessert.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I could have been a herbalist but I didn't have thyme
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Yam-pk
Shipmate
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I could have been a snooker-player, but I didn't have the balls...
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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I could have been an orinthologist, but it was for the birds.
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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I could have been a banker, but I lost interest.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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I could have been a haberdasher but I didn't have the zip.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I could have been an angler but it just wasn't my line
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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quote:
Originally posted by Pearl B4 Swine:
I could have been a banker, but I lost interest.
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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pjl
Shipmate
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I could have been a jailer
but I was too keyed up
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I could have been a plumber but I got lead out of it
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Loquacious beachcomber
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I could have been a pussy but I didn't have a split personality.
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TODAY'S SPECIAL - AND SO ARE YOU (Sign on beachfront fish & chips shop)
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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And I could have been your daddy, but the dog beat me over the fence.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I could have been an angler but it just wasn't my mine
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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line*
meh
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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pjl
Shipmate
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I could have been a poultry farmer
But I chickened out
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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I could have been a flutist, but I blew it.
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I could have been a cellist, but I had another string to my bow.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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Wesley J
Silly Shipmate
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I could have been a farmer, but I didn't care a straw.
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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)
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pjl
Shipmate
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I could have been a dietician
But I had too much on my plate
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Jahlove
Tied to the mast
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I could have been a toymaker but I had to lego of that idea
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“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” - Mark Twain
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