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Spike

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Following the Croydon Underpass rules I'll start with

Camden Town

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Ariston
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Mornington Crescent

Next up, Dollis Hill

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AberVicar
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Leamington Spa

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Ariston
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Mornington Crescent

Hey, aren't you supposed to stick to actual London underground stations under these rules? I didn't think you were allowed to do train stations until page 4, Welsh names until page 5, and, once it became just Welsh train stations on page 6, shut it down.

So Charing Cross

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George Spigot

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Last time I started one of these it got shut down in less time than it takes to boil an egg.

(eats popcorn)

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Baptist Trainfan
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Of course, under recent Amendments initiated by the Blessed St. Ken (atheist though he may be), there is now no semantic difference between the prefixes "Under-" and "Over-". (Makes sense anyway - just think of the so-called "Underground" line on its viaduct through Ravenscourt Park, and don't even mention the Mill Hill East branch).

Thus: Penge West.

[ 11. February 2013, 07:22: Message buggered about with by: Baptist Trainfan ]

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Traveller
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And, of course, under these circumstances, there is very little distinction between West and East . So Aldgate East is a safe play, for a change.

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COCKFOSTERS

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The Midge
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quote:
Originally posted by George Spigot:
Last time I started one of these it got shut down in less time than it takes to boil an egg.

(eats popcorn)

But this was started by an *****

(And using the Tram Link extension rules takes us all the way to Elmers End

[Wierd? Something wrong with my typing fingure]

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King George V
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SHINING TIME STATION!

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Firenze

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quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
COCKFOSTERS

And the same to you. Furthermore

Up Holland

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Wauchope

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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To help the confused, (River) Styx.

Mythological location rules on; Atlantis is wild.

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Ferenginar

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Xanadu, obviously.

Anyone holding a blue chip can now play any poet or recreational drug links.

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kingsfold

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Woohoo...

Ffarquhar

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enacting the lesser-known Brassica Flatulence Defense...

Broccoli Farts

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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions

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Cthulhu
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R'LYEH

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The Midge
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quote:
Originally posted by Cthulhu:
R'LYEH

Try and find CAPS LOCK KEY

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Our tentacly friend has a free pass to- erm - play any move he likes any way he likes. Heh.

Harrow and Wealdstone.

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AberVicar
Mornington Star
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Victoria

[ 11. February 2013, 09:03: Message buggered about with by: AberVicar ]

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orfeo

Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote:
Originally posted by The Midge:
Try and find CAPS LOCK KEY

It's fairly obvious that Cthulhu has found it.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Aha! Aha! Borked Code Amendment 2004 - Crianlarich

(ref AV's hastily fixed post; doesn't count - I saw it before it was edited)

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AberVicar
Mornington Star
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and while we're at it and the rules are suspended we'll swim to

Waterloo

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The Midge
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quote:
Originally posted by AberVicar:
and while we're at it and the rules are suspended we'll swim to

Waterloo

Napoleon’s undies drawer

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orfeo

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Pont-y-Pant

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kingsfold

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Pant-y-llyner
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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quote:
Originally posted by kingsfold:
Pant-y-llyner

You mean Pantulaenr?

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kingsfold

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Welsh Speeling isn't a strong point.

But I think you got it...

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Thamshavn

I have my reasons.

[ 11. February 2013, 12:59: Message buggered about with by: orfeo ]

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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But it's hard to imagine that they're good ones, frankly.

Tottenham Court Road

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AberVicar
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Cwrt Bleddyn

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Cot-wydd-andsin-tul

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Baptist Trainfan
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Not quite like this, then.

Buggleskelly (Hants).

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Mornington Star
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Bugger's Muddle

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Sober Preacher's Kid

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Wormhole.

Queen's Park

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Asshole.

Mornington Crescent

Let's start again at Port Talbot Parkway.

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Heath High Level

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Place D'Armes

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Dead Horses

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PRATTS BOTTOM

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Hell

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Hell West

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Hull

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We can't stay there long, for obvious reasons.

Harold's Wood

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Butt Road

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Futtocks End

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