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Ariston
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2. That's not my Bible—there aren't any random bulletins in it.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Banner Lady
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4. That's not my bible; there's too much highlighting in it.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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lily pad
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5. That's not my Bible - everyone knows Jesus spoke in red words!
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Sloppiness is not caring. Fussiness is caring about the wrong things. With thanks to Adeodatus!
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Baptist Trainfan
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3. (Since we seem to have missed it). That's not my Bible: it doesn't start with a letter to King James.
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Amos
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6. That's my Bible! It rolls up on two sticks!
[ 28. July 2012, 22:05: Message edited by: Amos ]
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At the end of the day we face our Maker alongside Jesus--ken
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Bean Sidhe
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2. That's not my church pew, there's nowhere to put my hymn book, service booklet, parish notes, giving envelope and flyer for the quiz night.
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Mamacita
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3. That's not my church pew -- all the books are in the rack, right side up and facing the right direction.
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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North East Quine
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4. That's not my church pew - it's comfortable.
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cosmic dance
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5. That's not my church pew - it has tapestry covered kneelers.
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Banner Lady
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6. THAT's my church pew, with the names of countless bored children scratched into it!
(And I didn't get the numbering wrong at the top of the page - if you backtrack, you will find the real culprit ![[Smile]](smile.gif) )
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Dafyd
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1. That's not my jumble sale - the toys are too intact.
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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Baptist Trainfan
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3. That's not my jumble sale - you don't have to wash your hands after handling the merchandise.
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Bean Sidhe
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4. That's not my jumble sale - the books hold together when you open them.
[ 29. July 2012, 19:44: Message edited by: Bean Sidhe ]
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Leaf
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1. That's not my church library - it has too many religious books in it.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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2. That's not my church, it has candles.
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Amos
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3. That's not my church library, it's systematically organized.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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(get it right this time, ass)
4. That's not my church library, all the book spines are facing outwards.
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North East Quine
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5. That's not my church library - there's no Rick Warren books in it.
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Banner Lady
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6. THAT's my church library - all that's left of it is a sign on the door, because it's been turned into a storage room.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Leaf
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1. That's not my church visiting group: they will visit people not already their friends.
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Chorister
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2. That's not my church visiting group - they haven't got 100 people to visit in too little time.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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TomOfTarsus
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3. That's not my church visiting group - they exist!
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By grace are ye saved through faith... not of yourselves; it is the gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath ... ordained that we should walk in them.
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Amos
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4. That's not my church visiting group, they haven't washed their hands!
[ 31. July 2012, 18:59: Message edited by: Amos ]
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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5. That's not my church visiting group! They call ahead before a visit.
[ 31. July 2012, 20:29: Message edited by: churchgeek ]
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Banner Lady
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6. THAT's my church visiting group, prayed over every Sunday by the entire congregation, before they go out to those not well enough to make it to church.
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Lyda*Rose
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1. That's not our youth group fundraiser- it isn't a car wash.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Sir Kevin
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That's not our Youth Group fundraiser - there' nothing fit to eat here.
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Amos
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5. That's not our youth group fundraiser; the kids are doing it for themselves.
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
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6. That's not our youth club fundraiser, there's nothing covered in dark blue icing.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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I'm going to assume we can all invert Balaam's last post, and start a new one:
1. That's not my cassock, it fits me!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Amos
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2. That's not my cassock, it hasn't been cleaned in forty years!
[ 01. August 2012, 20:36: Message edited by: Amos ]
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Banner Lady
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3.That's not my cassock, all the buttons are there!
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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Cryptic
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4. That's not my cassock, the back hem isn't hanging down where I've stood on it trying to get up.
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Illegitimi non carborundum
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Chorister
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5. That's not my cassock - there's a manky hanky in the pocket.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Jane R
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6. THAT'S my cassock - I recognise the wax stains.
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Enigma
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3. That's not my organ - it doesn't whine.
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Who knows? Only God!
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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4. That's not my organ, it doesn't have a decorated case.
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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5. That's not my organ- that's quite a jolly tune!
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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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6. That's my organ! I just got blasted out of my skin!
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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[tangent]
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Originally posted by Chorister:
4. That's not my organ, it doesn't have a decorated case.
That is gorgeous!
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New one, hopefully one we haven't done yet (but if so, I'm sure we can do 6 more):
1. That's not my baptismal font - you could fit a person inside it!
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Lyda*Rose
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2. That's not my baptismal font- it's not a hunk of Sedona red rock.
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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