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Ariston
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3. Not my font—it doesn't have a cheap glass bowl in the bottom to cover the leak.

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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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That's not my font- it's plug isn't a wine bottle cprk.

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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churchgeek

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5. That's not my font - the water in it has actually been blessed!

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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6. Thats my font, the kids are floating boats in the water!

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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi

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1. Those aren't my bell-ringers - the practice has started on time.

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2. Those aren't my bell-ringers - we ain't got no bells!
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Loveheart

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3. Those aren't our bell-ringers, they never ring on a Sunday!

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You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi

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4. They aren't our bellringers - they've come down for the service.

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.. to utmost west.

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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5. Those aren't my bell ringers- they're drinking lager

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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6. Those are our bell ringers - rushing off to ring at another church after ringing here

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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1. That's not my projector- it's showing the words of the right verse.

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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churchgeek

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2. That's not my projector - the color balance is right.

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I reserve the right to change my mind.

My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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That's not my projector - there's no 'Fatal Error' message.

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4. That's not my projector - er, what projector?

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Curiosity killed ...

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5. That's not my projector - the people there know how to set it up and run it

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6. That's not my projector - it doesn't suddenly start itself up halfway through the service even though I've set it on "stand-by".
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1. That's not my worship song - its vocabulary is too varied.

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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams

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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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2. That's not my worship song- there's no key change in the last verse.

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Come for tea, come for tea, my people.

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That's not my worship song - we know the tune

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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.


Danny DeVito

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4. That's not my worship song, it's not 'Shine Jesus Shine'
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5. That's not my worship song, I don't disagree with its theology!
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6. That's my worship song - it's singable, grammatical and theologically acceptable!

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1. That's not my thurifer - he's being timid with the smoke

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Ariston
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2. That's not my thurifer, you—wait, you mean there's actually a person in the middle of that smoke cloud?

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3. That's not my thurifer - he's set his alb on fire.

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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.


Danny DeVito

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4. That's not my thurifer - he can't deal with the bumble-bee in the thurible.

(Refering to a real incident when *our* thurifer had to do just that... Most of the congo didn't notice his rapid unscheduled disappearance and reappearance, though we in the choir did. Respect!)

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churchgeek

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5. That's not my thurifer - she doesn't overdo the charcoal!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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6. That's my thurifer - stand too close and you'll cop the thurible in the gob!

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1. That's not my pulpit - its steps are too high.

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2. That's not my pulpit - it's not got carvings on it

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3. That's not my pulpit - it's wooden.
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churchgeek

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4. That's not my pulpit - it's front and center!

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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5. That's not my pulpet, someone's using it.
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Ariston
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6. That's my pulpit- it's got Jack in it!

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1. That's not my lectern - the eagle is too shiny.
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2. That's not my lectern - it is an eagle

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3. That's not my lectern, you can see over the top of it.

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4. That's not my lectern -- the microphone works.

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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5. That's not my lectern; it doesn't wobble alarmingly when you touch it!

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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.

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6. That's my lectern! It's all alone because the speakers are wandering soo far away from it!

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A master of men was the Goodly Fere,
A mate of the wind and sea.
If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere
They are fools eternally.


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1. That's not my baptismal font - it doesn't weigh half a ton!

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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2. Tha's not my baptismal font--it looks like it was actually made for the purpose. [Devil]

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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3. Thats not our baptismal font, we don't have a swimming pool

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That's not our baptismal font - it's way too clean inside
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5. That's not our baptismal font - it's hasn't got steps to climb

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6. That's our baptismal font: the sculpted cover on it is so heavy that we only use it once a year.

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Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.

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1. That's not my PA system, I can hear every word of the sermon.

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Curiosity killed ...

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2. That's not my PA system - there's no feedback from the lighting circuit

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Mugs - Keep the Ship afloat

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3. That's not my PA system - the warranty is still valid.
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4. That's not my PA system, it's lovely and quiet.

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