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Thread: That's not my bishop - his tat is too lacy
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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3. Not my font—it doesn't have a cheap glass bowl in the bottom to cover the leak.
-------------------- “Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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That's not my font- it's plug isn't a wine bottle cprk.
-------------------- Come for tea, come for tea, my people.
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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6. Thats my font, the kids are floating boats in the water!
-------------------- You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Baptist Trainfan
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2. Those aren't my bell-ringers - we ain't got no bells!
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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3. Those aren't our bell-ringers, they never ring on a Sunday!
-------------------- You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Morlader
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4. They aren't our bellringers - they've come down for the service.
-------------------- .. to utmost west.
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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5. Those aren't my bell ringers- they're drinking lager
-------------------- Come for tea, come for tea, my people.
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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1. That's not my projector- it's showing the words of the right verse.
-------------------- Come for tea, come for tea, my people.
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Bean Sidhe
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That's not my projector - there's no 'Fatal Error' message.
-------------------- How do you know when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Cryptic
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4. That's not my projector - er, what projector?
-------------------- Illegitimi non carborundum
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Baptist Trainfan
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6. That's not my projector - it doesn't suddenly start itself up halfway through the service even though I've set it on "stand-by".
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Dafyd
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1. That's not my worship song - its vocabulary is too varied.
-------------------- we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams
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Rosa Gallica officinalis
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2. That's not my worship song- there's no key change in the last verse.
-------------------- Come for tea, come for tea, my people.
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Bean Sidhe
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That's not my worship song - we know the tune
-------------------- How do you know when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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justlooking
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4. That's not my worship song, it's not 'Shine Jesus Shine'
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Arethosemyfeet
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5. That's not my worship song, I don't disagree with its theology!
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cosmic dance
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6. That's my worship song - it's singable, grammatical and theologically acceptable!
-------------------- "No method, no teacher, no guru..." Van Morrison.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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2. That's not my thurifer, you—wait, you mean there's actually a person in the middle of that smoke cloud?
-------------------- “Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Bean Sidhe
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3. That's not my thurifer - he's set his alb on fire.
-------------------- How do you know when a politician is lying? His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Morlader
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4. That's not my thurifer - he can't deal with the bumble-bee in the thurible.
(Refering to a real incident when *our* thurifer had to do just that... Most of the congo didn't notice his rapid unscheduled disappearance and reappearance, though we in the choir did. Respect!)
-------------------- .. to utmost west.
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Cryptic
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6. That's my thurifer - stand too close and you'll cop the thurible in the gob!
-------------------- Illegitimi non carborundum
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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1. That's not my pulpit - its steps are too high.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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kingsfold
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3. That's not my pulpit - it's wooden.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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6. That's my pulpit- it's got Jack in it!
-------------------- “Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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Cod
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1. That's not my lectern - the eagle is too shiny.
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Cryptic
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3. That's not my lectern, you can see over the top of it.
-------------------- Illegitimi non carborundum
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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4. That's not my lectern -- the microphone works.
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Banner Lady
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5. That's not my lectern; it doesn't wobble alarmingly when you touch it!
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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1. That's not my baptismal font - it doesn't weigh half a ton!
-------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Loveheart
Blue-scarved menace
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3. Thats not our baptismal font, we don't have a swimming pool
-------------------- You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi
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Philaret
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That's not our baptismal font - it's way too clean inside
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Banner Lady
Ship's Ensign
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6. That's our baptismal font: the sculpted cover on it is so heavy that we only use it once a year.
-------------------- Women in the church are not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be enjoyed.
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Cryptic
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1. That's not my PA system, I can hear every word of the sermon.
-------------------- Illegitimi non carborundum
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Cod
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3. That's not my PA system - the warranty is still valid.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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4. That's not my PA system, it's lovely and quiet.
-------------------- Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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