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ken
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Deano is a ignorant racist lying hate-filled self-deluded 19th-hole-swilling class-envious pig with a chip on his shoulder the size of his arse, and probably too stupid to know it. There's enough "I'm not a racist butter" shite flowing from his keyboard to lubricate a giant radish in the appropriate slot.

No more to say really.

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Didn't take long for the hat-trick.

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Matt Black

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"Shall we put you on Mastermind, ken - specialised subject: The Bleeding Obvious".

In other words, good call and with apologies to John Cleese and Connie Booth.

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the giant cheeseburger
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Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

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quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

People considerably less rich than he is?
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Matt Black

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It's a bit like Mitt Romney earlier this year - I'm hurt and annoyed that he hasn't specifically offended at least one of my own tick-boxes: white, male, lawyer, English, balding but what hair I do have is brunette tending to grey, southern, middle-aged, parent, etc

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I was thinking he's a pretentious wanker.

Flaming asshat would also do nicely.

And deano, just to be clear, you'd still be a flaming asshat of a pretentious wanker even if I were in agreement with a basic premise of yours. Not that you can present one coherently.

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Matt Black

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OK, I've now read the thread title as "Deano is an ignorant otter".

I think I need to lie down.

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I hope we can keep him though. As long as we promise to feed him and muck him out and make sure he can't get out and hurt anyone?

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Rosa Winkel

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quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I hope we can keep him though.

This. He's cute.

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Matt Black

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No.

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He was suspended once before, in 2007. He seems to be intent on getting suspended again. He appears to me as little more than a wind-up merchant -cum- troll.

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I need more coffee and to lay off the urban fantasy*, I'm now contemplating the horror that is a "Cum Troll".


*Urban Fantasy is basically romance novels set in present-day cities, but with vampires and fairies and such. They're my current brain candy.

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the giant cheeseburger
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quote:
Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I hope we can keep him though.

This. He's cute.
Until he shits all over your carpet.

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
quote:
Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
quote:
Originally posted by Karl: Liberal Backslider:
I hope we can keep him though.

This. He's cute.
Until he shits all over your carpet.
He's not the sort of pet you get out of its cage except to clean it out - it'd be like keeping a venomous snake or some piranhas or a lionfish or something. Not rabbit or guinea pig territory.

Only "cute" in the sense that newts are cute to herpetologists. He's cute to collectors and students of the Internet Troll species.

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Matt Black

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I was thinking of the recent Norwegian film Trollhunter, Spiffy...

[ 13. December 2012, 15:32: Message edited by: Matt Black ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I was thinking of the recent Norwegian film Trollhunter, Spiffy...

That is an excellent film, and I usually watch it back to back this time of year with Rare Exports.

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quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

Wrong!

I have some very good, close German friends. We met in Cyprus years ago and see each other frequently. I like Germans, they are hard-working and intelligent people.

I love America and have yet to meet a bad Amrican in person. I spend about a third of the year over there on business.

Now the Scottish... well fair point.

Who I do hate...

People who think they are somehow better than others because they know a few hand-wringing, right-on phrases.

People who try to do book reviews without reading them

Fey, precious tits who resent anyone not in their cosy little clique.

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Rosa Winkel

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I said cute because of his comparison of prejudice faced by people with red hair (who are considered by some in the Balkans to be witches, I believe. But still.) to people with black skin. Of all the things to get worked up about (and I've seen people get picked on for having red hair, but compare that to being LGBT, or being Roma, or being Jewish, of being Muslim), and when I say worked up I mean shrill.

It's when he started talking about genocide that I considered using the [Killing me] smilie.

(I note the connection between the word "genocide" and a smilie which writes as "killingme" [Smile] )

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quote:
Originally posted by deano:

Fey, precious tits who resent anyone not in their cosy little clique.

Looked in a mirror recently?

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Matt Black

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Borderline hysterical rather than merely shrill.

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Rosa Winkel

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With a victim complex.

Like I'm one to talk [Biased]

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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
Who I do hate...

People who think they are somehow better than others because they know a few hand-wringing, right-on phrases.

[Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me] [Killing me]

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

Wrong!

I have some very good, close German friends.

Whoa, this is so close to "I'm not a racist because I have black friends" as you can get! You have to give him one thing, his lack of self-awareness is award-winning.

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Matt Black

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I think he genuinely doesn't get it.

There. I'm being kind. In Hell.

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by deano:
quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

Wrong!

I have some very good, close German friends.

Whoa, this is so close to "I'm not a racist because I have black friends" as you can get! You have to give him one thing, his lack of self-awareness is award-winning.
Are Americans considered a race these days?
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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by aumbry:
quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by deano:
quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

Wrong!

I have some very good, close German friends.

Whoa, this is so close to "I'm not a racist because I have black friends" as you can get! You have to give him one thing, his lack of self-awareness is award-winning.
Are Americans considered a race these days?
Sorry, how is this relevant? I didn't say or imply that they were, only that saying "I'm not prejudiced against Germans because I have German friends" is very close to "I'm not a racist because I have black friends." I didn't apply "racist" to Germans (let alone Americans) but only to blacks.

Here, I'll diagram it for you:

Hating Germans : Having German friends :: being racist : having black friends

This isn't rocket science, at least for most people.

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

Wrong!

I have some very good, close German friends. We met in Cyprus years ago and see each other frequently. I like Germans, they are hard-working and intelligent people.

I love America and have yet to meet a bad Amrican in person. I spend about a third of the year over there on business.

Now the Scottish... well fair point.

I have met Germans, Scots and Americans who fill me with dread. I have met Germans, Scots and Americans who are a joy to be with. They are people. Real ones.

quote:

Who I do hate...

People who think they are somehow better than others because they know a few hand-wringing, right-on phrases.

People who try to do book reviews without reading them

Fey, precious tits who resent anyone not in their cosy little clique.

But that represents a type of person. A type you think you see on the television, hear on the radio or read in a paper. A type that may post on the internet. A type of person is not a person one has met. I've met policemen, social workers, lawyers, builders, politicians, soldiers and many more. Darn it, I'm related to people of (I think) seven nationalities doing scores of jobs and we get on fine (with exactly two notorious exceptions). In short a fair section of those in the "right-on" professions and those in the more hard-nosed roles; some public sector, some private sector, and do you know what differentiates them? Nothing. No, one thing does; the more effective they are, the more tolerant they are of others and in particular the less inclined they are to wild generalisations that piss people off.

Use the <back> button a bit more often deano, believe me, it helps.

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A pile-on example of why hell should be abolished. [Razz]
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quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
A pile-on example of why hell should be abolished. [Razz]

I hear what you say [Disappointed]

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quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
A pile-on example of why hell should be abolished. [Razz]

By golly, guess what you can do about Hell if you don't like it?

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Caissa
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Three threads all targeting one person gives a whole new meaning to the trinity. [Eek!]
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quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
Three threads all targeting one person gives a whole new meaning to the trinity. [Eek!]

A different meaning perhaps, but not new. This is by no means the first time we have had multiple calls against the same member.

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quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
A pile-on example of why hell should be abolished. [Razz]

Deano is offensive to a fair number of shipmates. Should we each start a separate thread in Hell?
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quote:
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Three threads all targeting one person

But started by three different people over a period of a fortnight. To receive one hell call is unfortunate, but to receive three looks like carelessness.
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quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
A pile-on example of why hell should be abolished. [Razz]

Deano is offensive to a fair number of shipmates. Should we each start a separate thread in Hell?
We would rather you didn't.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Appears to be two options on the table:

code:
$ apt-get uninstall deano  

code:
$ apt-get uninstall Hell  



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Excellent l33t g33k joke there. Pwned.

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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet:
Appears to be two options on the table:

code:
$ apt-get uninstall deano  

code:
$ apt-get uninstall Hell  


You forgot the current option:

code:
10 PRINT 'DEANO IS A FUCKWIT'
20 GOTO 10

[x-posted]

[ 13. December 2012, 17:19: Message edited by: jbohn ]

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deano
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If any hosts on any forum feels that I've broken any rules or has any specific issues they want to bring up, please PM me and we'll discuss. If an apology is in order I'll be more than happy to oblige.

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
Three threads all targeting one person gives a whole new meaning to the trinity. [Eek!]

You say this as if the hunters all cruelly targeted the same poor little Bambi with their arrows.

Instead of Bambi strapping on a magnet the likes of which you've never seen, donning fluorescent orange pants and crying "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME" at the top of his lungs while prancing across the forest clearing.

The 'ginger hair' thread, in particular... I'm sorry, it will take me a while to find it... oh that's right, you won't recognise it from the front pages becuase it was a thread about the death of a nurse after (and perhaps because of) a prank call. It became a deano thread because deano grabbed it round the throat and made off with it.

[ 13. December 2012, 21:01: Message edited by: orfeo ]

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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
If any hosts on any forum feels that I've broken any rules or has any specific issues they want to bring up, please PM me and we'll discuss. If an apology is in order I'll be more than happy to oblige.

Firstly, each board has different hosts so only the Hellhosts are likely to read this.

Secondly, and most importantly in the immediate context, getting Hell calls isn't because you've broken the rules of the Ship. Getting Hell calls is because you've pissed off Shipmates. If you want to mollify them, you can apologise off your own bat, you don't need a host's instruction to do it.

Thirdly, the vast majority of hosting happens openly and publicly.

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[ 13. December 2012, 21:09: Message edited by: orfeo ]

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by Caissa:
Three threads all targeting one person gives a whole new meaning to the trinity. [Eek!]

You say this as if the hunters all cruelly targeted the same poor little Bambi with their arrows.

Instead of Bambi strapping on a magnet the likes of which you've never seen, donning fluorescent orange pants and crying "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME" at the top of his lungs while prancing across the forest clearing.

The 'ginger hair' thread, in particular... I'm sorry, it will take me a while to find it... oh that's right, you won't recognise it from the front pages becuase it was a thread about the death of a nurse after (and perhaps because of) a prank call. It became a deano thread because deano grabbed it round the throat and made off with it.

Well actually my point was about whether or not it was hypocritical of people to complain about prank phone calls, whilst laughing at bigoted humour. Some people thought it was fine to laugh at bigoted humour.

But call it like you see it mate.

I confess myself a little disappointed with the quality of the insults. I mean, “look in a mirror”, “fuckwit”. Dear, dear. It’s playground stuff! It’s “See that poo there? That’s you that is!”, which is funny when seven year olds do it but I thought people with IQ’s as large as some of yours would have put in a little more effort.

It’s not the sentiment that disappoints, but the reliance on tedious cliché. Where is the wit? Oscar Wilde can rest easy, that’s for sure.

Ken, Ken, Much Ado About Ken. First off, I need to apologise you on behalf of the Conservative Party. Care in the Community did you no favours. Have you tried Lithium?

I was thinking of you earlier this evening as was re-reading “A Brief History of Time”. I think Professor Stephen Hawking would love to meet you Ken. You see he is an expert on space and time and you are a waste of both.

Ken, some people’s character is left-brain, and some people’s character is right-brain. For you, I’m thinking… the stem perhaps?

How are your parents these days? Still brother and sister? I understand you were the first in your family born without a tail.

I was impressed with your list of my faults Ken. Did your carer help you with it? I must say, what SCOPE does these days is marvellous isn’t it.

Ah Ken, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?

Anyway, Ken, one final question. If I throw you a stick, will you fuck off?

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quote:
Originally posted by Matt Black:
I think he genuinely doesn't get it.

There. I'm being kind. In Hell.

I agree with you. I think he sees everything as 100010100000010001010001...
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I won't stop scrolling past deano's posts in Purg, but his rant against ken isn't half bad as fictional invective.

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quote:
Originally posted by the giant cheeseburger:
Germans, Americans and Scots - I wonder who he'll hate next?

Given the metaphors just used: People with disabilities.

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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deano, I tried $code for you given profile > fail

How about neuroanatomy? People think you're using too much of your reptilian brain.
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the reptilian complex was responsible for species typical instinctual behaviors involved in aggression, dominance, territoriality, and ritual displays.
We're getting "aggression, dominance, territoriality, and ritual displays". You started almost apologizing, and then reverted to your R-complex. Can we please get a little neocortex?


[Hostly edit because your linkie no workie.]

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Originally posted by no prophet:
Appears to be two options on the table:

code:
$ apt-get uninstall deano  

code:
$ apt-get uninstall Hell  


Perhaps someone can explain to me why 'ranga' is banned down here, but the above shit passes without comment?

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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
I won't stop scrolling past deano's posts in Purg, but his rant against ken isn't half bad as fictional invective.

The slight problem with that is that he's a troll, deliberately trying to make every thread about him, and if you ignore his posts you'll be left scratching your head about what started the madness.

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