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Matariki
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Sorry, plesae forgive my French Toujours Dan ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by ToujoursDan:
Also, President Gerald Ford was quite hot when he was younger, and he was probably one of the last sane Republicans. I'd put my socialist leanings aside for a wild night...
That must have been about the time he was playing "too much football without a helmet" (per LBJ).
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Albertus
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Originally posted by QLib:
My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
Was she safe in taxis?
No, it's sort of V BC c 1910 I've got a thing for. Don't ask me to explain it.
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QLib
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Originally posted by Albertus:
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Originally posted by QLib:
My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
Was she safe in taxis?
Safe from my dad, anyway.
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Albertus
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Originally posted by QLib:
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Originally posted by Albertus:
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Originally posted by QLib:
My dad once shared a taxi cab with her. He wasn't impressed.
Was she safe in taxis?
Safe from my dad, anyway.
![[Killing me]](graemlins/killingme.gif) ![[Overused]](graemlins/notworthy.gif)
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Mad Cat
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Ted Hughes
Wolfish, wild haired poetical genius. Enough to drive one to distraction. Poor Sylvia, but also, jammy bitch.....
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Albertus
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Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
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And Gary Lineker, footballer and football commentator, of course.
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Gary Lineker? What are you, some kind of crisp fetishist?
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ken
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Gary Lineker was in the same class at school as my ex-wife's current husband's elder brother.
Does that make us related?
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L’amor che move il sole e l’altre stelle.
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Matt Black
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Originally posted by Mad Cat:
Ted Hughes
Wolfish, wild haired poetical genius. Enough to drive one to distraction. Poor Sylvia, but also, jammy bitch.....
OK, if you can have Ted, I'm having Sylvia. And a threesome with the Pankhurst girls (a recommend from an old goat like Lloyd George is good enough for a dirty middle aged man like me!).
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Uncle Pete
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Brigitte Bardot.
Well, she's from myhistory!
Dee Dee Lind (playmate of the month, August 1966.)
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rolyn
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Us hetero guys are are at a slight disadvantage here as most great historical figures are geezers.
Lets face it whose gonna pick thatch ??!
Urs. Undress out of Ryder Haggard's "She" would do it for me I think.
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Sioni Sais
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Oh, forgot Gabrielle Drake (Lt Gay Ellis from UFO, amongst other things).
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Gextvedde
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I'd go back to the 80's and fuck Margaret Thatcher. At least whilst she was doing that she wouldn't be fucking the miners.
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Albertus
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Actually, at the risk of being rather tastelessly prurient, I have occasionally wondered about Mrs T's sex life. I imagine that either she didn't like sex very much (and if so, how typically efficient of her to get her childbearing over in one go with mixed sex twins), or that she had lots of usually pent-up passion and went, when she wanted to let it out, like the proverbial belt-fed mortar. I suspect the latter, if only because I have a soft spot for Denis and would like him to have had a good time.
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Eleanor Jane
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Originally posted by rolyn:
Us hetero guys are are at a slight disadvantage here as most great historical figures are geezers.
That makes me feel quite hellish! Why are men great historical figures? Not 'cos women weren't (and aren't) awesome!
Some ideas
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More ideas
and Even the Daily Mail...
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lilBuddha
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Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
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What a foul thread!
-Oscar Wilde We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars... ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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leo
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Originally posted by Eleanor Jane:
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Originally posted by rolyn:
Us hetero guys are are at a slight disadvantage here as most great historical figures are geezers.
That makes me feel quite hellish! Why are men great historical figures? Not 'cos women weren't (and aren't) awesome!
Some ideas
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More ideas
and Even the Daily Mail...
Um. Dianne Abbot? When I was a Labour Party member I voted every time she stood for exec. But when I saw her on TV I wished I hadn't.
Julie Andrews? A bit too camp for my liking.
Bakewell - yes, even if she has been dubbed 'the thinking man's crumpet.'
Angie B. Wilson - yes - she was my vicar.
Shami - yes - met her in Durham and fancied her for her looks as well as her work.
Collns - no - rubbish writing.
Lady Di - no - airhead.
Duffy - absolutely yes.
Liz the 2nd - no - I am a republican and there are too many queens in this country.
Grenfell - yes - any teacher can identify with her.
Hepworth - her sculptures need to loose weight.
Lessing - have read all her books.
Lucas - good woman but can afford to have principles when not in power.
Murdoch - real all her books too. Bit of a fag hag, though.
Quant - no because i hate make up.
Roddick - no - a capitalist in socialist's clothing.
Delia - no - she is the reason I have put on lots of weight.
Stopes - yes - important in a world of too much unsafe sex.
Thatcher - oh, for fuck's sake i hate that bitch.
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leo
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More:
Aung San Suu Kyi - yes, one of the bravest people of this and last Century.
Harriet Harman - the changeling Harperson - weish she would retire.
Oprah Winfrey - maybe, in short does but too earnest.
Maya Angelou - well, I love purple.
Germaine Greer - good when she was a feminist but she is not in her dotage.
Shere Hite - wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
Mary Warnock - good woman - if only Holy Motgher Church listened to her sound sense on embryo research.
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Originally posted by leo:
wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
WHAAH?!?! Dude what the fuck is the matter with you?
1) I don't care how "enlightened" you are, "clitoral orgasms" and "mother" never ever EVER belong in the same sentence.
2) you don't know that she wasn't, do you? because chances are, while you don't have the sense God gave a donut, your mother probably had the good sense to not inform you of the state of her sexual satisfaction you complete and utter freak.
jaysus I weep for humanity.
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Gextvedde
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Posted by Albertus
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Actually, at the risk of being rather tastelessly prurient, I have occasionally wondered about Mrs T's sex life. I imagine that either she didn't like sex very much (and if so, how typically efficient of her to get her childbearing over in one go with mixed sex twins), or that she had lots of usually pent-up passion and went, when she wanted to let it out, like the proverbial belt-fed mortar. I suspect the latter, if only because I have a soft spot for Denis and would like him to have had a good time.
By all accounts she was very tactile and flirty at parties. I'm confident she's make you do as you're told in the sack.
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Timothy the Obscure
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Emily Bronte--a pent-up volcano of passion there. Probably some bunny-boiler tendencies as well, but that's part of the thrill...
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Albertus
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Originally posted by Gextvedde:
Posted by Albertus
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Actually, at the risk of being rather tastelessly prurient, I have occasionally wondered about Mrs T's sex life. I imagine that either she didn't like sex very much (and if so, how typically efficient of her to get her childbearing over in one go with mixed sex twins), or that she had lots of usually pent-up passion and went, when she wanted to let it out, like the proverbial belt-fed mortar. I suspect the latter, if only because I have a soft spot for Denis and would like him to have had a good time.
By all accounts she was very tactile and flirty at parties. I'm confident she's make you do as you're told in the sack.
Gosh, yes, I can imagine - but I think I'd better try not to.... ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
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Albertus
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Sorry to double-post, but honestly, this is terrible. I haven't felt so degraded since I found myself fancying Sarah Palin. Oh the shame and horror.
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Nunzia
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No shame. Many men have wanted to fuck her brains out, and somebody apparently succeeded.
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leo
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Originally posted by comet:
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Originally posted by leo:
wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
WHAAH?!?! Dude what the fuck is the matter with you?
1) I don't care how "enlightened" you are, "clitoral orgasms" and "mother" never ever EVER belong in the same sentence.
2) you don't know that she wasn't, do you? because chances are, while you don't have the sense God gave a donut, your mother probably had the good sense to not inform you of the state of her sexual satisfaction you complete and utter freak.
Wrong. We had a conversation about it soon before she died. She told me she'd never had one, didn't really know what it was and that she was taught to endure sex.
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Albertus
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Originally posted by Nunzia:
No shame. Many men have wanted to fuck her brains out, and somebody apparently succeeded.
Bless you for that kind and comforting thought, Nunzia.
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Sorry, but, even in fantasy, outa our leagues.
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Doublethink.
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Originally posted by leo:
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Originally posted by comet:
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Originally posted by leo:
wish my mother had been alive to learn about clitoral orgasms. She might have been more fulfilled.
WHAAH?!?! Dude what the fuck is the matter with you?
1) I don't care how "enlightened" you are, "clitoral orgasms" and "mother" never ever EVER belong in the same sentence.
2) you don't know that she wasn't, do you? because chances are, while you don't have the sense God gave a donut, your mother probably had the good sense to not inform you of the state of her sexual satisfaction you complete and utter freak.
Wrong. We had a conversation about it soon before she died. She told me she'd never had one, didn't really know what it was and that she was taught to endure sex.
Do you feel she would want to share this on an international bulletin board ? If not, if you request, I imagine a H&A might be persuaded to remove that for you.
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QLib
Bad Example
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At what stage does it become acceptable to give specific examples when saying that many women of that era were taught that sex was for the man to enjoy and the woman to endure? Can one discuss the sex lives of one's grandparents? I'm seriously consdiering putting some details about mine on t'interweb some time in the next year or so. Not that their sex life was the main point of interest in their lives, but it's a fairly crucial part of their story.
Recently, on the wonderful BBC4 Harlots, Housewives and Heroines Dr Lucy Worsley revealed that, in the seventeenth century, it was believed that women couldn't conceive unless they reached orgasm - she provided some fascinating examples of 'How to ...' manuals. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif) Pity all that got lost by the nineteenth century.
Anyway, I advise all female shipmates to pick they GHFILFs from the right era.
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For more recent history, my choice would be George Harrison, circa 1964 (A Hard Day's Night).
As George says in the film, "I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality"!
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lilBuddha
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Originally posted by Ariston:
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Sorry, but, even in fantasy, outa our leagues.
Speak for yourself, ponycorn, I've mad skillz. Er, well, my fantasies do in any case.
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QLib
Bad Example
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Yes, George would be my Beatle of choice, too.
ets: : starbug, obviously
[ 19. February 2013, 19:01: Message edited by: QLib ]
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BroJames
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Olivia de Havilland though it took quite a trawl to find the right picture. I don't like the more sophisticated sultry persona she developed.
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Albertus
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I see she's still around- do living people count? Mind, there's a picture on her wikipedia page of her as a very pretty 17 year old playing Alice in Wonderland.
If we're talking actresses of that generation, may I put in a word for Celia Johnson?
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Alf Wiedersehen
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I fancy the pants off of Virginia Woolf. I don't know if it is the wonky nose/chin combination or the mouth. I mean, look at the way it pulls to the side. I would bunga-bunga with her. Oh, yes.
And Nicole Kidman plaing VW in "The Hours". Golly.
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I used to have the biggest woody for James Cagney. He was dust long before I was born, but still, I was smitten.
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ArachnidinElmet
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Any list of dead hot (or dead, hot) actors has to include James Stewart and Gregory Peck.
(BTW, how acceptable is it to share pin-ups with your mother and grandmother? Is it a step too weird?)
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Og, King of Bashan
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Originally posted by lilBuddha:
Audrey Hepburn should be on everyone's list. Hot and a humanitarian, which is even hotter.
When she was young, mind. No zombies here either.
Meh. You can have her. Ever since I saw "To Have and Have Not" as a horny teenager, I've been a young Lauren Bacall kind of guy.
Or whoever modeled for "Flaming June."
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rolyn
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Originally posted by Gextvedde:
I'm confident she'd make you do as you're told in the sack.
Been trying to form a mental picture on this one at work today.
I wonder, at what point during the proceedings maggie would say, "The lady's not for turning" ?
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Firenze
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Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
Picture.
Reminds me to wonder why backcombed hair was ever seen as a Good Thing. Though not as bad as this obviously.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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Originally posted by Rosa Winkel:
Picture.
Reminds me to wonder why backcombed hair was ever seen as a Good Thing. Though not as bad as this obviously.
Let's just admit it was the Wrong Way to Big Hair.
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lilBuddha
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
I used to have the biggest woody
Uh, erm, hmmm. See the definition, well.... Ah, it is simply, err....I mean I thought....
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Rosa Winkel
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I did start wondering whether Kelly is a man. I thought that, in America, "having wood" meant having a hard cock.
Yeah, Barbara's hair isn't the greatest, and I couldn't find any decent picture of her, but in Doctor Who she looks well nice.
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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Originally posted by Gextvedde:
I'd go back to the 80's and fuck Margaret Thatcher. At least whilst she was doing that she wouldn't be fucking the miners.
There's a joke going around likening her to Jimmy Savile over just that activity.
[ 22. February 2013, 11:40: Message edited by: Karl: Liberal Backslider ]
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