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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Making love to your bible is obscene, beyond the idolization of the book itself. I didn't watch long enough to see if he gave the book his tongue or if he kept his hands on the book only. [Projectile]

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Gextvedde
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quote:
Originally posted by Yorick:
I don’t see the problem with that video. The guy seems quite sincere in his faith, and his audience is clearly uplifted and inspired by the message in his song. So what’s the actual difference between this stuff and, say, a Papal address? Or your Sunday Communion sermon? It’s a question of taste, isn’t it?

If taste is a fair arbiter of religion, all your faiths are a joke.

It's the same difference that exists between Shakespeare and Mills & Boon. It may be sincere but that doesn't mean it's not syrupy tasteless cack.

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goperryrevs
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quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
Actually, I see no reason to believe the gentleman leading the worship is anything but perfectly sincere (though he may be speaking figuratively when he says he sleeps with it).

I agree. Sincere but loopy, so I have some sympathy with what Yorick is asking.

When he says he sleeps with his bible, I think he just means that he sleeps with it under his pillow or something. I've come across people who have done that when they're going through a tough time, as a kind of comfort.

I'm trying not to picture the alternative if I'm wrong about that...

"Stroke it, kiss it, rub it on your face" is really catchy. I'm sure they could use it in an advert for... something... not sure what though.

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Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Of course he seems sincere. His livelihood depends on it.

One could say the same of any priest or bishop...

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Chorister

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Looks a very valid candidate for Fruit Tube to me.

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Mertseger

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quote:
“But it was alright, everything was alright, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Mother.”
Doubleplusgood, Ol' Pyxe: I'd knew you'd find your way to the Goddess eventually.
quote:
"OUR Lady Andrea Dworkin, who hath left power to her Coven to absolve all wim who truly repent and believe in her, of her great mercy forgive thee thine offences: And by her authority committed to me, I absolve thee from all thy rapeliness, In the Name of the Maiden, and of the Mother, and of the Holy Crone. Awim.
Anyone else wanna come down to the river and repent your mewimly ways?

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Evensong
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:

Self-flagellation, Pyx_e, you know it's the only way.

That was likely the point of the thread.

Or perhaps he felt bad about it and wanted his fan club to help him feel better about it. (You know - as long as people think it's okay it must be okay).

Or perhaps he decided Hell was boring these days and thought he'd post something stupid to see how many stupid people would respond.

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Or perhaps he decided Hell was boring these days and thought he'd post something stupid to see how many stupid people would respond.

The way things are going, we're going to have to post an 11th Commandment soon: thou shalt not post utterly pointless shit in Hell just because you're bored.

Since when did the Ship become the only source of excitement for you people anyway? Can't you go play in traffic or something? Teach lambada at the local nursing home? Become a graffiti artist? Perfect your juggling?

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Chorister

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Gah, even the Archbishop of Canterbury has a sense of humour. We need priests who can see the funny side of life - God help us all if Christianity means we can't laugh at a puerile joke once in a while.

Even in Lent.

Perhaps especially in Lent.

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Anselmina
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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:

Self-flagellation, Pyx_e, you know it's the only way.

That was likely the point of the thread.

Or perhaps he felt bad about it and wanted his fan club to help him feel better about it. (You know - as long as people think it's okay it must be okay).




Yeah, because Pyx_e really cares about what other SOF posters think, and can't live without the approbation of people like you and me. [Roll Eyes]

quote:
Or perhaps he decided Hell was boring these days and thought he'd post something stupid to see how many stupid people would respond.
...... [Two face] Naw, too easy. [Big Grin]

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passer

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ITTWACW

Surely, Christians don't do jokes?

BBC1 this evening at 23:05, for those on this side of the pond.

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Pyx_e

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quote:
Or perhaps he decided Hell was boring these days and thought he'd post something stupid to see how many stupid people would respond.
Evensong keeping stupid culture alive one sentence at a time.

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Pyx_e

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
The way things are going, we're going to have to post an 11th Commandment soon: thou shalt not post utterly pointless shit in Hell just because you're bored.

Since when did the Ship become the only source of excitement for you people anyway? Can't you go play in traffic or something? Teach lambada at the local nursing home? Become a graffiti artist? Perfect your juggling?

Who is this "you people"?

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Marvin the Martian

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quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Who is this "you people"?

Everyone who isn't a current or former Hellhost, obviously.

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Who is this "you people"?

Everyone who isn't a current or former Hellhost, obviously.
Exactly. Because I agreed to hang around here even WHEN I am bored.

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Pyx_e

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by Marvin the Martian:
quote:
Originally posted by Pyx_e:
Who is this "you people"?

Everyone who isn't a current or former Hellhost, obviously.
Exactly. Because I agreed to hang around here even WHEN I am bored.
Ah OK, so on threads I start can you say "them people"?

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Evensong
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Welcome to the Darkside Pyx_e. Postmodernists don't like "us" and "them" distinctions.

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QLib

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Why are they called postmodernists, then? Why aren't they just called
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Evensong
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Why ?

(unless of course, you're labeling against modernism. [Big Grin] )

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Jengie jon

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Welcome to the Darkside Pyx_e. Postmodernists don't like "us" and "them" distinctions.

No they call "them" "other". You need to catch up with your Post-Colonial branch of Post-modernism.

Jengie

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Evensong
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Jengie

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comet

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We Are Not The Twits. Keep your twitting hashtag thingies for the mothertwitting social twitting media twitsites.

(the following is directed to all hashtagging twits, not just evensong)

drives me fucking nuts. you want to say something, say it. don't remove all spaces and render every fucking thought down to a little nugget of cliche. We don't talk like that. and whenever I see it, I imagine some nitwit blurting it all out in one word like the verbal equivalent of a giant, rude belch. Save it for fellow like-minded belchers and when you're around real fucking humans pretend you're older than a kindergardener and USE YOUR WORDS!

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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Dammit, now I'm all cranky. Need something soothing. What to do... what to do...

I know!

CRACKS HOSTLY WHIP

fuck you all.

THREAD CLOSED

comet
Bitchy Hellhost

PS: Happy Easter, everyone.

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