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Thread: Gag-Tag or Famous Re-Phrases
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ArachnidinElmet
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...ancient Greek.
Fine words butter no...
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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jacobsen
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but venison is both fine and chloresterol free.
Five and twenty ponies -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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should make enough Tesco burgers for a barbecue ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Mary, Mary, quite contrary....
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Miss you, Erin.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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... why do you always have to spell your name 'Yram'?
Tie me kangaroo
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Raptor Eye
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# 16649
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-to a post and he gets hopping mad!
If all the girls lived over the sea-
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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-they'd swim home for some decent fish and chips.
It's been a hard day's-
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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...confusion. But then H&A days are always like that.
Given that today is the feast of St Valentine...
What do you get when you fall in love...?
AFZ
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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claret10
Ship's Paranoid Android
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life long boredom and financial hardship
Distance makes the heart....
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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does
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Sioni Sais
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a little less tasty when you get home from the butcher.
laughter is the best
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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jacobsen
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turnoff.
Give me a child until he is...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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fed up of clotted cream, and I will give him back when he turns green.
Twinkle, twinkle, little...
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jacobsen
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tearful eyes,I just love to see you cry. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Where, oh where has my bonny...
[ 15. February 2013, 17:36: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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laid my keys? She never puts them back where they belong!
He prayeth best who loveth best
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)
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jacobsen
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the thound of a withtful lithp.
Give us this day our daily -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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ChaliceGirl
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Mail, as I really like to read it over breakfast!
Don't look a gift horse
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The Episcopal Church Welcomed Me.
"Welcome home." ++Katharine Jefferts Schori to me on 29Mar2009.
My KJS fansite & chicksinpointyhats
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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... up on eBay. the shipping is outrageous.
A bird in the hand
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Evil Dragon Lady, Breaker of Men's Constitutions
"It's hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.” -Calvin
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jacobsen
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bad apple to rot a barrelful.
My strength is as the ....
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Angel Wrestler
Ship's Hipster
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... morning dew. (now, isn't that poetic?)
two roads diverged in a yellow...
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
(unknown)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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... box junction.
I came, I saw, I
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...snapped it on my iPhone.
She lived amidst untrodden...
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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fields of Literature.
It was more honoured in the....
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Sioni Sais
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.. can prevent the whole fabric of the universe unravelling.
Into each life some rain
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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- will fall at unseasonable times, leaking into the house and leaving a trail of fungus.
On a clear day....
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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it's still wise to carry an umbrella, scarf, hat, gloves and wellington boots, especially in the UK in April.
If you're happy and you know it....
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Miss you, Erin.
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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Bugger off! I can't be doing with happy people... it's not natural I tell you.
Beware the ides of march...
AFZ
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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claret10
Ship's Paranoid Android
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The second half of the month will be worse than the first.
Snow is like sex...
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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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-tuplets. Always six times as much as you either expected or wished for.
Night's candles are -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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...are a fire hazard on par with smoking in bed, at least according to those politically-correct killjoys at the Department Of Safety.
You may talk o' gin an' beer...
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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- but you're better off just drinking them.
To-wit, to whoo, a merry ...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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-owl has been at the bottles again.
Ne'er cast a clout.....
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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...if you live in glass houses.
Softly, softly
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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-I've just got the baby to sleep.
There were ten green bottles....
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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- in the recycling bin after my birthday party.
Can any good come out...?
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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L'organist
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of Bad-Würtemberg ?
Friends, Romans, countrymen - lend me your
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Sir Kevin
Ship's Gaffer
# 3492
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....corpuscles.
If two are good, three are...
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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Sesquigood.
There's many a slip twixt...
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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-the knickers and the nightwear in M&S (clothes store)
There's one born every -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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time someone gives birth.
Except with twins, then it's two.
Or triplets, then it's three.
Or quads, then it's four.
Or..or...oh forget it.
When in Rome
AFZ
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Everyone is entitled to his own opinion, but not his own facts.
[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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-try the Strega.
It's a long road -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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L'organist
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in the bleak mid-winter.
To lose one parent... may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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EtymologicalEvangelical
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...you've got the hang of the manual gearbox, and you've got up to 120mph on the M1, enjoy the drive! (It'll probably be your last!)
A courtyard common to all will be...
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You can argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome': but you neither can nor need argue with a man who says, 'Rice is unwholesome, but I'm not saying this is true'. CS Lewis
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Leorning Cniht
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quote:
A courtyard common to all will be...
...empty of doormats, pictures and other personal property, owing to Fire Safety regulations.
The road to Hell is ...
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Joan Rasch
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# 49
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.. right through the middle of a split infinitive!
When in the course of human events..
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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-a human falls in the water jump, shoot him.
To what do I owe...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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