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Thread: Gag-Tag or Famous Re-Phrases
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
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- when the fast bowlers are on with the new ball. (cricket)
The first shall be last and ..
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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jacobsen
seeker
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-the last, tired of waiting, will have gone to the pub.
Bless me Father, for I have -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
Shipmate
# 76
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...a sheep hiding in the bathroom.
It's an ill wind...
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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jacobsen
seeker
# 14998
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- that follows beans on toast.
To each -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Yam-pk
Shipmate
# 12791
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according to their ability, to each accordion to his knees...
...And ye shall know the the truth, and the truth shall....
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claret10
Ship's Paranoid Android
# 16341
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...scare you into submission
In the beginning....
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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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was an early bird.
Never say
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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TomOfTarsus
Shipmate
# 3053
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"Sure I'll handle children's church this quarter!"
To every thing there is a season...
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By grace are ye saved through faith... not of yourselves; it is the gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath ... ordained that we should walk in them.
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Jane R
Shipmate
# 331
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...except in Tesco's fruit and veg department.
It is better to travel hopefully...
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balaam
Making an ass of myself
# 4543
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...than to trust an out of date Sat-Nav.
A bird in the hand...
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Bean Sidhe
Shipmate
# 11823
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...me when a LibDem comes canvassing.
There's no fool like a(n)...
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Jane R
Shipmate
# 331
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...April Fool.
Look after the pennies...
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jacobsen
seeker
# 14998
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gooseberry fool for mouthwatering tangy flavour.
Damn. X-posted
Look after the pennies and you can fill a large jar.
Red sky at night -
[ 13. December 2012, 08:45: Message edited by: jacobsen ]
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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TomOfTarsus
Shipmate
# 3053
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From a tough fire-fight!
Red sky at morning
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By grace are ye saved through faith... not of yourselves; it is the gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath ... ordained that we should walk in them.
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Mamacita
Lakefront liberal
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makes a good day for a lie-in.
It's six of one,
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
Shipmate
# 76
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...who's not as good eye candy as Seven of Nine.
Here today...
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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Stejjie
Shipmate
# 13941
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...unless you need it urgently (in which case it'll likely be here next week).
Sticks and stones may break my bones...
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claret10
Ship's Paranoid Android
# 16341
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...but a fall off a cliff probably will.
Absence makes the heart...
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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does
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Stetson
Shipmate
# 9597
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quote:
Originally posted by claret10:
...but a fall off a cliff probably will.
Absence makes the heart...
...stop beating.
Better the devil you know...
[ 13. December 2012, 22:34: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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jacobsen
seeker
# 14998
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-he knows your preferences.
Win some -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
Shipmate
# 76
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quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:
Win some..... gloat some ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
If the cap fits....
...it'll hide your features from the CCTV.
A rolling stone...
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
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...may be the first you know of the avalanche.
Little jugs have...
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Stetson
Shipmate
# 9597
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...their own fetish sites.
Hell hath no fury...
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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like a hellhost with a hangover
(these host and admin Christmas parties, they are seriously heavy stuff man.... ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) )
In the bleak midwinter
[ 14. December 2012, 20:54: Message edited by: Chorister ]
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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- the trains and buses don't run.
Just play. Have fun. Enjoy ....
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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marzipan
Shipmate
# 9442
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Enjoy playing the wrong notes in Christmas carols.
From little acorns...
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formerly cheesymarzipan.
Now containing 50% less cheese
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
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...you can make a really foul coffee substitute.
Birds of a feather..
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
# 10894
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. . . need to be plucked before eating.
Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling a pig . . .
quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
like a hellhost with a hangover
(these host and admin Christmas parties, they are seriously heavy stuff man.... )
Speak for yourself, lightweight.
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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alienfromzog
Ship's Alien
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Arguing with a lawyer is like mud wrestling a pig . .
kinda fun at the time but you're bound to go away feeling dirty.
Don't put all your eggs..
AFZ
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[Sen. D.P.Moynihan]
An Alien's View of Earth - my blog (or vanity exercise...)
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claret10
Ship's Paranoid Android
# 16341
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... where the dog can get them.
Life, the universe and....
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Just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
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...a bath of warm chocolate can add up to a really good night in.
Never give a sucker..
[ 15. December 2012, 13:53: Message edited by: Firenze ]
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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to someone with a swallowing disorder.
The more it rains...
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claret10
Ship's Paranoid Android
# 16341
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the more the english complain
Abandon hope, all ye who....
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Sioni Sais
Shipmate
# 5713
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Those who drive in shades at night (see TICTH from a few days back).
There's no business like
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"He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor"
(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
# 473
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ACME.
Deck the halls with
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Starbug
Shipmate
# 15917
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Spikes and man-traps.
Ne'er cast a clout
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“Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?” ― The Day of the Doctor
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Garasu
Shipmate
# 17152
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... in an open-plan boudoir.
Many a mickle...
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"Could I believe in the doctrine without believing in the deity?". - Modesitt, L. E., Jr., 1943- Imager.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
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...started life as a Michelle.
Up Shit Creek without...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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...Apple Maps
The hurrieder I go...
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Stetson
Shipmate
# 9597
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...so let's have waffles.
Rome wasn't built...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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...it was extruded from the magma.
Every time it rains...
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
Shipmate
# 76
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The Daily Express insists it proves that global warming isn't happening.
One for sorrow, two for joy...
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
# 619
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...but three tequilas and you're totally out of it.
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio...
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
Shipmate
# 76
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...than beer and sex and chips and gravy, but apart from rock and roll, you can manage without them.
When in Rome
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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...make sure you go to Luigi's Trattatoria on Via Materosa and 5th.
Pride goes before a ...
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Piglet
Islander
# 11803
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...nd Prejudice
Look before you ...
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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