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mousethief
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quote:
Originally posted by Stetson:
What's that got to do with the price of...
a vowel on Wheel of Fortune?
I wouldn't do that if I were...
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Porridge
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. . . in public, but as I'm not, why the hell not?
Man must toil from sun to sun, but . . .
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mousethief
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if he can get others to toil for him, he can get rich on the sweat of their backs.
In a hole in the ground, there lived...
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jacobsen
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a psammead.
When in doubt,-
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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mousethief
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than some schmuck of a tourguide that doesn't know their way about Hell at all.
It's an ill wind that...
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Stejjie
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..."the children slept well last night! Think we're over the sleepless nights!"
We have nothing to fear but...
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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...the space in the cavity walls where the stupid animal went just before we replaced the bricks.
You say potato....
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Chorister
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I say spud.
Keep right on 'til the end of
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jacobsen
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the financial year and you just might make a profit.
Where there's a will-
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
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mousethief
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there's a lawyer eager to make a profit offit.
Never ascribe to malice what can be explained by...
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...rays from Outer Space.
April showers...
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Stetson
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# 9597
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...insufficently for the olfactory sensitivites of her co-workers.
Something is rotten in...
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mousethief
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your bedroom, young lady, and you are going to find it and clean it out before I drive you to Sarah's house.
A woman needs a man like...
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jacobsen
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a snowball needs hell.
Let me to the marriage of true minds admit no-
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Stetson
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...pre-nups.
I want a girl just like the girl...
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mousethief
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that the aliens abducted at our nuptials.
It's a bitter pill...
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Stetson
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...but I prefer my booze in liquid form.
Double, double toil and trouble...
[ 05. January 2013, 18:13: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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but not if I get in first with a machine rifle.
Earth hath nothing to show more fair-
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
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mousethief
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# 953
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than one sibling cutting the cake, and the other choosing the first piece.
The rain falls on the just and ...
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Firenze
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...makes them wet.
O for a muse of fire...
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Porridge
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. . . engine red, to haul my sorry butt out of these ever-lovin' oil-paintin' blues.
The night is always darkest . . .
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mousethief
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# 953
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in the middle of the ocean, under full cloud cover and a new moon.
C'mon, baby, papa needs a new pair of...
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ArachnidinElmet
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...dice, these buggers appear to be broken.
To be, or...
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Chorister
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2H, that is the pencil.
Two out of three aint
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...convinced the Coalition is doing a good job.
There are more things in heaven and earth...
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Stetson
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...since purgatory's been having a garage sale.
I saw the best minds of my generation...
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...completely absorbed in playing World of Warcraft.
Neither a borrower nor...
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
# 953
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a stick of dynamite, if what you want is light and not an explosion.
I can't believe it's not...
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Welease Woderwick
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...tea time yet.
Strong in th'arm...
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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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Raptor Eye
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..week in, week out.
When you walk in the storm….
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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...you'll get wet no matter how good your cag.
Better out than[...
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...than a bishop.
How sharper than a serpent's tooth
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Stejjie
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...are my daughter's finger nails.
Raindrops keep falling...
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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...and falling, and falling. Bloody weather.
The square on the hypoteneuse...
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mousethief
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doesn't dig jazz.
There's many a slip twixt...
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Porridge
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# 15405
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. . . skirt and pantyhose.
Double, double . . .
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jacobsen
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your bid at whist, and hope to win.
Where e'er you walk -
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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...some bugger will have let their dog lay an egg.
Which came first?
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jacobsen
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-me or my shadow?
It is more honoured in the breach than -
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jacobsen
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-before I shoot.
It is a far, far better thing-
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
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ArachnidinElmet
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...than something slightly worse.
Friends, Romans, countrymen...
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mousethief
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who else do you want to invite to the party?
When the wind is southerly I know a hawk from a...
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jacobsen
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bald headed eagle.
I wandered lonely as a-
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Firenze
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..person who doesn't wash.
Better be a lion for an hour..
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