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Thread: Gag-Tag or Famous Re-Phrases
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jacobsen
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...for as the son of the Emperor Over the Sea you could access some great perks.
Keep right on to the -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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A30.
Keep calm and
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jbohn
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...hide the bodies.
Five feet high the door...
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We are punished by our sins, not for them.
--Elbert Hubbard
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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and there were no stairs, so I went somewhere else.
Does she or doesn't she? Only...
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This is the last sig I'll ever write for you...
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Stetson
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..her hairdresser cares.
Lips that touch wine...
[ 17. January 2013, 15:09: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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jbohn
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...often go on to say inappropriate things at the office Christmas party.
Over the river, and through the woods...
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We are punished by our sins, not for them.
--Elbert Hubbard
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jacobsen
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...and if you're lucky, you'll find, not only your own golf ball, but several belonging to others who gave up looking.
Keep right on to...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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Sorry, folks. Forgot I'd already used that one. Let's try this:
Six of one and ...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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a girl named Vi.
January brings the snow, makes your
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...pipes burst.
Many a true word...
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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...is supressed by the business lobby
Let not the sun go down on...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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ArachnidinElmet
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...on my tomatoes, or I'll never make a salad.
Spare the rod...
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'If a pleasant, straight-forward life is not possible then one must try to wriggle through by subtle manoeuvres' - Kafka
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Piglet
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... and disappoint the masochist.
Cleanliness is next to ...
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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music
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jacobsen
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As per Piglet's
Cleanliness is next to -
- cleanse, in my dictionary.
Back to Gwai:
Guests, like fish -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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Guests, like fish,
...should never be overfed
It's an ill wind...
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Miss you, Erin.
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jacobsen
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...when your digestion's up the creek.
They also serve...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Porridge
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during Happy Hour, but only tidbits.
Whose woods these are
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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!
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Stetson
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...doesn't really matter when you drank four glasses of water for lunch and you're miles away from the nearest restroom.
The Irish are impervious to...
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jacobsen
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...most things.
Laugh, and...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Porridge
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a story you've heard twenty-eleven times before, and will no doubt hear as many times again.
Suffer the little children
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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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...for thankfully bedtime is but five minutes away.
Every cloud...
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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jacobsen
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- has you as its target.
Start the day on...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Chorister
Completely Frocked
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Dawn, as long as Dawn doesn't mind.
When you wish upon a star
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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.
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jacobsen
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..you're already several million years too late.
I hold these truths to be...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jacobsen
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- and he'll slap you in the face with it.
I hold these things to be self evident...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...but you don't.
The hounds of Spring...
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jacobsen
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-er spaniels are not hounds at all.
Let all the world, in every corner-
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Firenze
Ordinary decent pagan
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...dust.
Will your anchor hold in..
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jacobsen
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# 14998
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-side a paper bag?
Oh dear, what can the -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Ariston
Insane Unicorn
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the stewpot!
(Probably because sous vide, followed by a quick sear under the broiler, yields such an incomparable tenderness)
Let not the one who puts on his armor...
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“Therefore, let it be explained that nowhere are the proprieties quite so strictly enforced as in men’s colleges that invite young women guests, especially over-night visitors in the fraternity houses.” Emily Post, 1937.
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jacobsen
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- forget his woolly vest.
Never put off till tomorrow ...
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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.....what you might get someone else to do today.
Here we go round…..
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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Angel Wrestler
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... being bad again, Mommy. Are you going to punish him?
A fool and his money ...
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The fact that no one understands you does not make you an artist.
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jacobsen
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- can have a damn good time.
Red sky in the morning -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Raptor Eye
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..or is it that I'm looking at the world through morning-after bloodshot eyes?
Every dog has his….
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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- bone buried where no-one else can find it.
My strength is as the strength of ten because -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Stetson
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...I'm talking about butterflies.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last...
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Raptor Eye
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Quick, give him another sleeping pill!
How now, brown….
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Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10
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jacobsen
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trousers.
It is a far better thing -
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Smudgie
Ship's Barnacle
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than this thing which is, quite frankly, a rubbish thing.
Oh to be in Paris....
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Miss you, Erin.
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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quote:
Originally posted by Smudgie:
Oh to be in Paris....
...Texas, said nobody, ever.
You can't judge a book by its...
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I reserve the right to change my mind.
My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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...synopsis, written by someone who's not actually read it.
January brings the....
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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Stetson
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...you must be talking about my brother-in-law.
In the year 2525...
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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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...this thread will still be alive.
Four and twenty virgins...
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Might as well ask the bloody cat.
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