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The New St Joseph Sunday Missa - short and to the point.

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The Bhagavad Git

Story of a bad tempered Indian holy man.

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Inspired by Baptist Trainfan, Jules Verne's From the Earth to the Moo: a study of the transmission of nutrients in the bovine grazing process.

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What about that well-known Sherlock Holmes story The Adventure of the Naval Treat in which Holmes and Watson wonder just who is paying for high-ranking officers to be wined and dined in such a lavish fashion at a time of budgetary restraint? They discover that a strange alliance between the Mafia and Russian oligarchy lies behind it - linked to an Old Etonian connection.
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You're really flying today!

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Terry Pratchett's The Colour of Magi, a rip-rouring farce of the Nativity story where the three Magi face racism as they follow the Star of Bethlehem across the Deep South.

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And Charles Darwin's On the Origin of Specie, a historical treatise on the evolution of coins as a form of currency.

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Dun
Frank Herbert's dry tale of the desert. Eventually the lead character goes so crazy staring at that damn monochromatic sand that he imagines he is some sort of worm.

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Watership Dow

A group of intrepid rabbits take their first steps in the stock market.

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Moo

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Leave Her to Heave

She's very seasick.

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Geraldine Brooks People of the Boo, a story about a children's entertainment enterprise, simultaneously keeping young children from getting bored and scaring the timid.

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Angle of Repos
About people who have quit making their car payments

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To be topical, and at the risk of souring the tine of this thread,
Margaret Thatcher: the Downing Street Year. (Might've improved the book: would almost certainly have improved the twentieth century.)

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Melvyn Bragg Remember M

Bragg reminisces about his favourite James Bond character.

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Fahrenheit 45 a learned symposium by rather old-fashioned meteorologists explaining just why global warming has given us the coldest winter in years.
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mousethief

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How about some Bible books?

Hose -- The prophet who wore sheer tights

Rut -- Adventures of a breeding animal

Mica -- The prophet who was a flake

Mar -- The gospel writer who ruined everything he touched

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Somehow Mein Kamp doesn't sound half so threatening.

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I love this thread... though my bookcases seem to be proving rather unhelpful in providing suitable candidates for it.

Other people seem to be able to think of several in a row. But it leaves us poor unimaginative folks reeling. So can we please keep it to one book title per post, as per the OP, so that everyone gets a fair crack of the whip.

Thank you muchly.

Smudgie (with a wave of a hostly kipper)

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mousethief

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Righty-o, Smudgie!

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The Waste LAN -- T.S. Eliot's epic, book-length poem about superfluous ethernet cables.

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"Far From the Madding Crow". A 19th century novel about a group of friends who go out for a summer picnic and have their lives irrevocably changed by an angry bird.
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The Running Ma - Stephen King's story of a mother who enrols in the ultimate reality show in order to keep fit

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A Clockwork Orang

A prequel to I, Robot, featuring a mechanical ape.

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mousethief

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The Spy Who Loved M -- James Bond hits for the other team just once.

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Firenze

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The Ring and the Boo - mildly scary take on Tolkien.
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Somehow Mein Kamp doesn't sound half so threatening.

And some how it brings us back to "Three Men in a Boa" [Biased]


The Audacity of Hop - Barack Obama's stirring tale of a little bunny that never gave up.

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Firenze

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The Flying In - novel about an obsessive plane spotter.
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mousethief

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The Cricket on the Heart -- Dickens teams up with Poe for this charming Christmas horror novella

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Firenze

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The French Lieutenant's Woma A touching story of a soldier and his pet python.
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Mansfield Par a thrilling golfing saga from the East Midlands. Will Mr. D'Arcy manage a hole-in-one or will Emma end up in the rough at the tenth?
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Back to Borges:
The House of Asterio, a take on the myth of Theseus and the Boombox.

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Shakespeare the gender-bender: King Lea

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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir

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William Faulkner -- The Sound and the Fur.
Classic novel about the moral decay of the frozen North..

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Cat on a Hot Tin 'Roo

The mind boggles...

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The World According to Gar

Our planet home as seen through the eyes of a long, skinny fish

[ 09. April 2013, 03:16: Message edited by: mousethief ]

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Lady Chatterley's Love: a D. H. Lawrence novel about a woman whose frustration with her husband's paralysis prompts her to secretly pursue her passion of collecting fine art.

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Peter Pa

The dad who never grew up.

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Out of the Silent Plane (C.S. Lewis) - traumatised passengers in Terminal Five recount their distress after the failure of the in-flight entertainment system on their journey from Oz.
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The Kraken Wake His friends hold a party after the Kraken dies.
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quote:
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Leave Her to Heave

She's very seasick.

Moo

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Lucky Ji - social mishaps of a young Chinese academic. (And by the same author: Take a Girl Like Yo)
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Stephen King's I

A tender tale of one clown's search for identity in a world that does not understand.

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The BF. Roald Dahl.

A touching fairytale about an enormous benevolent boyfriend.

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The Ilia. ~Homer.

Epic poem about the greatest bones of the pelvis.

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The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrob

The leaders of Narnia's warring factions put their differences aside in order to investigate a hospital burglary.

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
How about some Bible books?

Hose -- The prophet who wore sheer tights

Rut -- Adventures of a breeding animal

Mica -- The prophet who was a flake

Mar -- The gospel writer who ruined everything he touched

Luk The gospel writer who scored well on the stock market and with the money changers in the temple.

Proverb Written by a bunch of grammarians who believed the Word was a Verb and was a professional, to boot.

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The last book (thank you, Jesus!) of the Twilight series: Breaking Daw about a female tween and her vampire lover who travel around the world wrecking musical equipment in recording studios.

*DAW: Digital Audio Workstation

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Wilkie Collins -- The Woman in Whit. A woman trapped in a very small somewhat indeterminate something. (Didn't sell well; too vague).

[ 09. April 2013, 12:44: Message edited by: Hart ]

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CP Snow's commentary on the early atomic age obviously causes significant genetic mutation in The New Me.
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And one in which Snow's contemporary and associate, William Cooper, discusses his fascination with pith helmets: The Ever-interesting Topi

(I suspect that our bookshelves have substantially similar contexts, Baptist Trainfain.)

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Sorry to disappoint you, but I've never heard of William Cooper!

What you may not have realised is that A E Housman once wrote an opera called A Shropshire La but it bombed as it was ffelt to be rather monotonous. ("Doh!" says Homer Simpson).

(Codefi. —A)

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