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Which is exactly my point. Any appearance of cuteness is a cunning trap.

Isn't everything in Australia?
Nope. Only the koalas. Oh, and the male platypuses. The snakes don't try to be cute. Wombats ARE cute, and will only try to ram you if they're scared (so Wikipedia tells me). Echidnas are cute too, though obviously not cuddly.

Kangaroos generally just vaguely look at you with mild disinterest.

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Kangaroos generally just vaguely look at you with mild disinterest.

That was my experience of the girls in high school.

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Kangaroos generally just vaguely look at you with mild disinterest.

That was my experience of the girls in high school.
You too?

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Kangaroos generally just vaguely look at you with mild disinterest.

That was my experience of the girls in high school.
Well, I've just been reading about how different species fill the same ecological niche in various parts of the globe...

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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Kangaroos generally just vaguely look at you with mild disinterest.

That was my experience of the girls in high school.
You too?
Oh wait, did he say "disinterest"? I thought he said "distaste".

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Having spent a good amount of time living outside of my native US, I think I can safely say that I feel most 'at home' here, and probably will never live elsewhere again.

That said, we totally should import the metric system, dividing by 10 is so much better than 8th's, 16th's, 32nds' etc... that and calculating my truck's output of rods per hog's head of fuel gets tiresome. [Biased]

Re the OP: I hear enough conservative talk radio at work to know that your talking heads think America is a pretty shit place to live too. They also think that we're doing poorly economically, and our foreign policy sucks, and basically everything is going down the toilet. They think the US is a horrible country, but of course it's still the 'best' at the same time. Somehow a single presidency seems to have destroyed the 'best and most well-founded' country of all time.

The cognitive dissonance astounds me, especially Glenn Beck: how he can spell out doom and gloom for this 'damned' country, and then turn around in the next half hour and chant the constitution while crossing himself and facing his holy wall on which hang icons of George Washington, Abe Lincoln, and Thomas Jefferson.

The guy probably masturbates to an American flag.

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Originally posted by irish_lord99:
That said, we totally should import the metric system, dividing by 10 is so much better than 8th's, 16th's, 32nds' etc... that and calculating my truck's output of rods per hog's head of fuel gets tiresome. [Biased]

Bah. Nobody divides recipes into 10ths. Cutting a recipe in half, or in thirds, all the time. And nobody uses rods or chains or furlongs anymore so all that is just rhetorical crap. Does anybody use decimeters and dekameters and every other name for every power of ten? If so that's a bloody lot to memorize. If not it's all a bunch of rot. The metric system is a good thing in a practical sense because it's used so widely. In an intrinsic sense, it's an inconvenient gimmick.

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1 recipe = 100%

half recipe = 50% = five-tenths

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1/3?

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who would bother to make a third of a recipe?

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Not much of a cook, are you?

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Rods and hogsheads was a joke, MT.

That said, you ever build a house? Spend all day trying to subtract 16ths from quarters some time, or convert fractions of a foot from the blueprints into something useful. I've lived with both systems, and metric is a beautiful, beautiful thing.

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Oh, and as far as cooking goes, a third of a liter is a lot easier to figure than a third of a quart.

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Originally posted by mousethief:
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Originally posted by irish_lord99:
That said, we totally should import the metric system, dividing by 10 is so much better than 8th's, 16th's, 32nds' etc... that and calculating my truck's output of rods per hog's head of fuel gets tiresome. [Biased]

Bah. Nobody divides recipes into 10ths. Cutting a recipe in half, or in thirds, all the time. And nobody uses rods or chains or furlongs anymore so all that is just rhetorical crap. Does anybody use decimeters and dekameters and every other name for every power of ten? If so that's a bloody lot to memorize. If not it's all a bunch of rot. The metric system is a good thing in a practical sense because it's used so widely. In an intrinsic sense, it's an inconvenient gimmick.
If Mousethief ever ventured off the Queen's Highway in eastern Ontario into the back concessions, where everyone looks suspiciously inter-related, he would indeed hear about rods, chains, and furlongs; and where bushels and pecks are not just a phrase in a song from one's grandparents' courting days.

Still, this is a USA-related thread and I should let you all get back to it, all the while regretting that, on its foundation, the USA did not adopt the more honest name of The Lost Provinces.

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And nobody uses rods or chains or furlongs anymore so all that is just rhetorical crap.

A chain (22 yards) is the distance between the wickets on a cricket pitch. Although the word isn't used so much, the distance itself lives on around the world.

Furlongs are very much used still in horse racing.

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In the interest of Dimensional Ecumenism, I should point out that in my office (engineers), we frequently use heat transfer units such as Watts/(inch-°C). It just makes the numbers more comfortable.

But I work wood at home an would far rather use fractions than millimeters, and can quickly add them in my head. I have a machinist's text from the 1940's that says the ability to use halves, quarters, etc. is what makes the imperial system superior and is why the metric system will never be adopted in the USA (or "The Lost Colonies", thanks for that! [Killing me] ). But once below 1/64ths of an inch (~ .015 in. or 0.4 mm), I'm into decimals anyway, and certainly so on any drawings requiring precision machining.

Funny how we get used to things. I don't like a lot of furniture from a certain Swedish big box store in the US solely because it is metric; the proportions are different from imperial sizes and for some reason I notice it. It's quality, ease of assembly, etc, is just fine, I just don't like the proportions.

And in the end, it doesn't matter. We use a whiteboard math program here at work that allows you to perform calculations pretty much as they would be written on paper. The added bonus is that it keeps track of your units and their consistency - for instance, you can add millimeters and miles (and rods and chains and hands and barleycorns), but not millimeters and milliliters. This of course inspires my shenanigans, as I have all these oddball units defined and can occasionally provide the boss with a completely correct, but totally incomprehensible, set of results.

I'm not real good at this Hell thing.... enjoy!

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quote:
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Originally posted by irish_lord99:
That said, we totally should import the metric system, dividing by 10 is so much better than 8th's, 16th's, 32nds' etc... that and calculating my truck's output of rods per hog's head of fuel gets tiresome. [Biased]

Bah. Nobody divides recipes into 10ths. Cutting a recipe in half, or in thirds, all the time. And nobody uses rods or chains or furlongs anymore so all that is just rhetorical crap. Does anybody use decimeters and dekameters and every other name for every power of ten? If so that's a bloody lot to memorize. If not it's all a bunch of rot. The metric system is a good thing in a practical sense because it's used so widely. In an intrinsic sense, it's an inconvenient gimmick.
Have been living in a hybrid system since the 1970s in Canada. We mix it up all the time.

Cooking? It is all in cups, ounces, tea spoons and table spoons. Distance travelled? It's all in clicks (kilometres). Height? feet and inches. Amount of snow accumulation? centimetres if a small amount, feet and inches if large. Rain tends to be in inches. Temperature? we generally understand both, but the shift is toward metric.

We buy food which has large indication by the pound, say apples. But buying some prepared sliced meat would be in grams. Beer comes in either 341 or 355 ml bottles or tin cans. It's really in the English system, relabelled as metric.

So I say, it is worth having both systems, in complete chaos, so as to represent the true state of most people's brains and the world in general. Apparently using your brain for complex thinking prevents dementia. So old Canadians will obviously be smarter than all the rest.

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Fact is, we do perfectly well with the imperial system, have always done so, and and whatever the charms of the metric system they aren't worth the effort of switching. We just don't need to know the number of quarter inches in a mile that often. Look at it as a quaint quirk instead of, as a lot of rather irritating people tend to, a searing indictment of American ignorance and xenophobia.

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Have been living in a hybrid system since the 1970s in Canada. We mix it up all the time.

I think that's pretty much how it is in the UK (with some obvious differences to Canada - road signs are all in miles, for instance).

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Fact is, we do perfectly well with the imperial system, have always done so, and and whatever the charms of the metric system they aren't worth the effort of switching.

I agree - after all, the Americans put a man on the moon and built a coast-to-coast railway using the imperial system, so it can't be all bad, can it?
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Oh, and as far as cooking goes, a third of a liter is a lot easier to figure than a third of a quart.

Not really, by the by. 4 cups in a quart, divided by 3 equals 1 1/3 cups. It's the virtue of the imperial system. We can just make fractions and call it a day.

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But in case you do, Zach82, it's 251,040 (with a comma, not a decimal point!).

I like your take... it really is just that. On a woodworking forum I've posted on, by far the longest thread they have is a metric-vs-imperial one. And guess what? The wood doesn't care!

ETA: Oh, blast it. CP'd with Anglican't and Zach82

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If we can't live with fractions, a third of a cup is one third of 16 tablespoons, which works out to 5 1/3 table spoons, which is the very easy 5 tablespoons 1 teaspoons.

Though now we're just being masochistic. [Biased]

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Originally posted by Anglican't:
I agree - after all, the Americans put a man on the moon and built a coast-to-coast railway using the imperial system, so it can't be all bad, can it?

They also crashed a spacecraft into Mars because of their inability to talk with their European colleagues.

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Originally posted by mousethief:
Does anybody use decimeters and dekameters and every other name for every power of ten? If so that's a bloody lot to memorize. If not it's all a bunch of rot.

In general it's more convenient to jump 2 or 3 powers of ten, rather than just 1.

A bloody lot to memorize? Once you know what centi-, milli- and kilo- mean as prefixes, I'd say you're just about set. The same set of prefixes regardless of whether you're measuring distance, volume, mass etc etc etc, instead of having a different set of names for each type of measurement.

The whole point is that it's systematic. I'd say it's a lot easier for a new English speaker to grasp metre, centimetre, millimetre and kilometre than it is to grasp yard, foot, inch and mile.

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Originally posted by Zach82:
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Originally posted by irish_lord99:
Oh, and as far as cooking goes, a third of a liter is a lot easier to figure than a third of a quart.

Not really, by the by. 4 cups in a quart, divided by 3 equals 1 1/3 cups. It's the virtue of the imperial system. We can just make fractions and call it a day.
I think you picked the wrong one to make a point with - quarts. The USA quart is a different number of American fluid ounces (16) than the Imperial quart (20), the American and Imperial systems have ounces of different sizes (29 ml versus 28 ml). We sometimes get things in American gallons in Canada, which is 3.87 L, An Imperial gallon is 4.54 L. An Imperial quart is 1.2 (approx) USA quarts and larger than a litre, and the USA quart is smaller than a litre.

This is where we might be using metric to sort out the small USA quart from the Imperial (English). If you want to be more confused, Wikipedia demonstrates the confusion.

When I cook, 2 tablespoons is 1/8 of a cup, which is the way I do small amounts. Not sure if 2 Tbsp is 1/8 of a cup in the USA or not.

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If you want to be more confused, Wikipedia demonstrates the confusion.

Christ on a bike. If that's simpler than a system where you simply move the decimal point up and down between numbers that don't have to change because we count in base 10 in the first place, then I'm a happily married housewife named Alison who lives in Wyoming with her 3 children (one of whom is a state junior baseball representative), cross-dressing husband and a pet llama.

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Christ on a bike.

How would Jesus measure anyway? I'm thinking he peddles only when he wants to.

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I think you picked the wrong one to make a point with - quarts....
Did have have the misapprehension that I was converting US quarts to British cups or something? What do liters have to do with it?

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Originally posted by Anglican't:
I agree - after all, the Americans put a man on the moon and built a coast-to-coast railway using the imperial system, so it can't be all bad, can it?

They also crashed a spacecraft into Mars because of their inability to talk with their European colleagues.
How many vehicles has your country launched into space? Landed on the moon? Mars? How many vehicles launched from Australia are reaching the farthest edges of the solar system?

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How many vehicles has your country launched into space? Landed on the moon? Mars? How many vehicles launched from Australia are reaching the farthest edges of the solar system?

Why go to Mars when you can go to Western Australia instead?
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Furlongs are very much used still in horse racing.

Well enough. But does anybody worry about converting them to anything? Indeed does anybody worry about just how long they are, except racetrack designers?

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They also crashed a spacecraft into Mars because of their inability to talk with their European colleagues.

Or vice versa. Talking requires two parties.

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When I cook, 2 tablespoons is 1/8 of a cup, which is the way I do small amounts. Not sure if 2 Tbsp is 1/8 of a cup in the USA or not.

Yes.

Finally, what Zach said about anti-Americanism. Times two.

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I agree - after all, the Americans put a man on the moon and built a coast-to-coast railway using the imperial system, so it can't be all bad, can it?

They also crashed a spacecraft into Mars because of their inability to talk with their European colleagues.
How many vehicles has your country launched into space? Landed on the moon? Mars? How many vehicles launched from Australia are reaching the farthest edges of the solar system?
Why the fuck would we want to go there? Life's too good here.

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Furlongs are very much used still in horse racing.

Well enough. But does anybody worry about converting them to anything? Indeed does anybody worry about just how long they are, except racetrack designers?
I strongly suspect that the answer is 'no' to both questions. I suppose if one is interested at all in horse racing one needs to have an understanding of how long a furlong actually is, so that when the commentator says 'there are two furlongs to go' you know what sort of distance is involved.

As an aside, while looking at the Wikipedia article on furlongs, I found that - bizarrely -
Burma still uses them for road signs.

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quote:
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If we can't live with fractions, a third of a cup is one third of 16 tablespoons, which works out to 5 1/3 table spoons, which is the very easy 5 tablespoons 1 teaspoons.


But only if you use US cups and Tablespoons. Imperial cups (10 imperial oz, not 8 US oz)and Tablespoons are different. I have no idea whether the relationship between them is the same.

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I suppose if one is interested at all in horse racing one needs to have an understanding of how long a furlong actually is, so that when the commentator says 'there are two furlongs to go' you know what sort of distance is involved.

Yes but the understanding of furlongs you get that by feel from watching many horse races is worth more than the converting it to feet many times over. That's how we get a feel for any measurement. When the sign says the next exit is 1.5 km, you don't think about how many meters that is, you have a feel for how long that will take from driving many times past signs that say something is 1.5 km away.

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Christ on a bike. If that's simpler than a system where you simply move the decimal point up and down between numbers that don't have to change because we count in base 10 in the first place

And people are far too stupid to do anything else. This attitude just coddles math ignorance. It's no more difficult to divide 10 by 2 and get 5 than it is to divide 12 by 2 and get 6. The computations we have to do with measurements in every day life require multiplying or dividing by powers of ten just about zero times.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Zach82:
If we can't live with fractions, a third of a cup is one third of 16 tablespoons, which works out to 5 1/3 table spoons, which is the very easy 5 tablespoons 1 teaspoons.


But only if you use US cups and Tablespoons. Imperial cups (10 imperial oz, not 8 US oz)and Tablespoons are different. I have no idea whether the relationship between them is the same.

John

This is the second time someone has made this objection. How did you get it into your head I was converting British quarts into US cups? Am I the only one that understands what proportionality is?

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Actually, I assumed you were relating US cups (8 oz) to US TAblespoons. Since 16 US Tablespoons is indeed roughly a (US, 8oz) cup. And that was the relationship you were talking about.

I was merely pointing out that the relationship between UK cups and tablespoons was (potentially) different, given that both cups and Tablespoons are different sizes in the UK.

John

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I was merely pointing out that the relationship between UK cups and tablespoons was (potentially) different, given that both cups and Tablespoons are different sizes in the UK.

John

Metric tablespoons differ too. In NZ (and I think Uk) a tablespoon is 15mls whereas, according to the Australian recipe book I have a tablespoon is 20 mls.

The difference can play havoc with baking if you don't know the source of the recipe.

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Our tablespoons are 15 ml. (Or as close as makes no nevermind.)

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Originally posted by mousethief:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by orfeo:
[qb]...The computations we have to do with measurements in every day life require multiplying or dividing by powers of ten just about zero times.

If daily life includes school level calculations, then it it does in the metric system, because that's where all the unit conversion goes.
In the imperial, you either need to remember a bunch of numbers for different situations, or multiply by 172 (or potentially 4/3) or whatever before and after.
It really shows it's worth in something like calculating the gravitational force between two objects. But even in something mundane like I need to make 13, 5 oz cakes are my 4 1 lb bags of sugar enough you save a [non power of 10]calculation*

*I initially had 4oz, but that works unreasonably well in both systems. Speeds would be perfect as an daily example that really gains, if our planet wasn't so inconvenient.

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If daily life includes school level calculations, then it it does in the metric system, because that's where all the unit conversion goes.

Huh?

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So America is the Great Satan on account of measuring cake mix in spoons - and possibly furlongs - which differ from other people's spoons/furlongs. ?

Damn, no wonder they're hated across two hemispheres.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jay-Emm:
If daily life includes school level calculations, then it it does in the metric system, because that's where all the unit conversion goes.

Huh?
As an example of what I mean (and indeed I do need to do around once a week in real life*)
g=9.81m/s/s
can be used in a situation that calls for km (/1000) mm (*1000)
g=32.17'/s/s
can be used in a situation that calls for ",etc... but you then you need to multiply by 12, etc...

and even in the cake situation, the equivalent of 5oz*13 becomes 5/4*100 g * 13

So the metric system does lead to multiplication by 10 occurring in real world more often than it 'ought'.

*or I could write them down.

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Kangaroos generally just vaguely look at you with mild disinterest.

That was my experience of the girls in high school.
You too?
Huh! You don't know how lucky you are! They nearly all liked me.

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are we really having an argument over units of measurement?

just can't get any decent reading around here. pathetic.

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And Americans did not build the first atom bomb in Imperial units. They used metric like everyone else. Well, not quite like everyone else, they used cgs instead of mks but you can't have everything.

American scientists tend to be sensible about these things. And they now use SI like the rest of us. Its the engineers that stick to the old units.

Its sort of quid pro quo among the great old civilisations. In the future (a future that is already here in science) every serious project anywhere in the world will use the English language to write in (and often to talk in), French units of measurement, American software & telecommunications standards (except for the Web, we did that one), and Chinese date formats. We had to leave something for the Chinese.

And I still don't get what this thread is about.

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The one that is highly curious is related to computers. Everyone assumes the metric "10" applies to them. Except that a byte is 8 bits. Thus a megabyte or gigabyte does not actually represent what it is.

The other ones that might convince us that, although metric can assist in calculations, God prefers esoteric numbers, are pi (3.14), phi (1.6) and e (2.7)**. God obviously likes us to have to calculate in complex ways or we'd have different sensible 10-based numbers built into mathematical constants of the universe.

** Hellish footnote: if you don't know these numbers, your school was crap, you didn't pay attention or you're just stupid (or all of these).

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And I still don't get what this thread is about.

When it first started, I thought moron was trying to stir the shit with the Ship's liberals. It seems to morphed into something strange and ghastly, though.

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