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Sine Nomine
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Originally posted by comet:
listen, gentlemen, let's discuss orfeo's sad little sex life elsewhere, yes?
I really don't have much to say about it but as thread titles go it's hard to beat. And Hell is so slow these days even if it gets locked it will be on page one forever.
Unless of course the hosts decide the topic belongs on The Circus.
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Doublethink.
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My chief objection is that his sad little sex life is so much better than my sad little sex life.
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mousethief
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Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.
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Sine Nomine
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# 66
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Actually this might have a future as TICH Dating and my sex life. I recently had occasion to investigate the joys of online 'dating' - Yes, that's a euphemism. But I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking.
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Doublethink.
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.
Perchance I should have specified that - I go to bars for a drink, with a book.
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Palimpsest
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Isn't this the subject of an opera: Orfeo in Lesbos?
It's likely to perk up when he hits San Francisco.
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Kelly Alves
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.
In addition to being a pissy little pedant, you are also a brainwave thief. Get out of my brain, Mouse.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking.
We best not ask. ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 66
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Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.
I'm sure Comet could have sex if she wanted to. She's a very attractive woman.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.
I'm sure Comet could have sex if she wanted to. She's a very attractive woman.
Well, I said "seems." She is indeed no slouch in the looks department.
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
They either have tripods or very obliging friends.
That gives a whole 'nother meaning to this book title.
[ 29. June 2013, 22:58: Message edited by: mousethief ]
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RooK
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It's true: I did not waste a moment to dive into this thread to peruse its gory contents. Well played. Not quite as gotcha as the calling Alan Cresswell to Hell thread, which I should have been more dubious about. But still.
I feel that we should be selling "orfeo's Sad Little Sex Life" T-shirts or some such, to both feel exclusive/shocking as well as generating a fund so he can afford to actually have fun in NY. Instead of whateverthefuck he seems to be doing.
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basso
Ship’s Crypt Keeper
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"They visited orfeo's sad little sex life and all I got was this stupid T-shirt."
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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I haven't seen the other thread since I last posted on it. I'm wondering if I should go look, now.
My sex life has been pretty damn good recently. The assumption that I was going to a bar because I needed to get laid was a stupid assumption, which is why I chewed you out on it in the first place Sine.
Also, the lack of imagination you're showing tells me you'd be a pretty bad lay. No creativity.
Edit: okay so I went back to the other thread. Wrong Sine, wronger than wrong. Mr Smart Arse decides I didn't get laid in New York. I don't normally go around broadcasting my sex life, but just to rub your perpetually smug face in it for once, so you drop your superiority act, if that doesn't actually kill you: I've got laid 3 times in New York. And the weekend is young. Now fuck off and die.
[ 29. June 2013, 23:49: Message edited by: orfeo ]
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Also, the lack of imagination you're showing tells me you'd be a pretty bad lay. No creativity.
Frankly I think enthusiasm is more important than creativity.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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There you are, displaying creativity.
Can I just say, the FLP right just now before I post is a "Freedom and Song" dream grab?
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 66
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Greatest city in the world my arse. This place sucks. There I'VE SAID IT. On the Internet where it can be preserved for posterity and embarrass me when I'm famous. I dislike New York City, you bunch of assholes!
Oh dear! Apparently your tricks were neither creative nor enthusiastic. Sounds like the best you can go for is 'numerous', you Aussie slut.
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Kelly Alves
Bunny with an axe
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To be fair to Orfeo, NYC is like Father Guido Sarducchi's armpit in the summer, and everybody gets cranky as hell about it. As I recall.
Try late winder/early spring. Lovely, fresh, and everyone has chill-induced roses in their cheeks and an air of optimistic cheer.
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Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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I'll bet it all started in the hotel laundry room. A handsome traveling salesman had filled up both machines at once and Orfeo had such a spectacular hissy fit, it caused the man to look up from his Wall Street Journal and fall in love.
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Patdys
Iron Wannabe
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Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
There you are, displaying creativity.
Can I just say, the FLP right just now before I post is a "Freedom and Song" dream grab?
Sometimes I regret changing to the acronym.
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The Silent Acolyte
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
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Originally posted by comet:
listen, gentlemen, let's discuss orfeo's sad little sex life elsewhere, yes?
I really don't have much to say about it but as thread titles go it's hard to beat. And Hell is so slow these days even if it gets locked it will be on page one forever
Would someone favor us with the courtesy of a link?
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Twilight
Puddleglum's sister
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...or maybe it was when his luggage handle broke and someone mistook the telescopic handle he was waving around for something else.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Perhaps we should backtrack and see what happened in Toronto and Chicago. I had no idea he was so promiscuous.
Perhaps he hired a (kof) lad to carry his luggage?
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Sober Preacher's Kid
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Perhaps we should backtrack and see what happened in Toronto and Chicago. I had no idea he was so promiscuous.
I met orfeo in Ottawa. I can thankfully report that nothing came up, neither his sex life or the other reference of this way-too-easy innuendo.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
'Luggage'? Is that like 'Junk'?
Depends on how sad and little it is, I suppose. Or who's lugging it.
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Left at the Altar
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Well, I think someone who goes to bars for social interaction and not intending to get laid and then gets laid three times has little to complain about.
So there must be more to this intriguing tale. "Social interaction" is clearly a euphemism. But for what??? My mind is spinning.
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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Well, he clearly got the latter.
Maybe they weren't polite.
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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Originally posted by Doublethink:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
Better a sad little sex life than no sex life at all, perhaps.
Perchance I should have specified that - I go to bars for a drink, with a book.
Which book? Getting the right title can be the difference between carpet burns and abject failure.
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Which book? Getting the right title can be the difference between carpet burns and abject failure.
This may not be it.
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orfeo
Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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Originally posted by Left at the Altar:
Well, I think someone who goes to bars for social interaction and not intending to get laid and then gets laid three times has little to complain about.
So there must be more to this intriguing tale. "Social interaction" is clearly a euphemism. But for what??? My mind is spinning.
The only thing I have to complain about is your lack of logic. Exemplified by the words 'and then'.
You know what? You can all fuck off and die. A persons sex life is not an appropriate topic for a thread. I didn't fucking bring it up. I said something about bars. It wasn't all about a specific bar on a specific night, but hey, the master of gay smut decided he could add a few things together and make something of it.
I bet you've never seen a Host flounce before. So watch carefully. I'm ignoring the fucking lot of you down here in Hell until I return to duties. If I return to duties. Right now I'd sooner lock the fucking place up and tell you to go stick something sharp in very unpleasant places.
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
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When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.
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The Silent Acolyte
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Originally posted by Patdys:
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Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
Would someone favor us with the courtesy of a link?
Channeling Orfeo are you?
Tosser.
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Read TICTH.
Or, you could have just served up the link.
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.
I once passed someone a note in Latin in the old Eagle's Nest in NYC (not there anymore, more's the pity).
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.
That's your sex life, orfeo's is, I believe, different. Moreover, "carpet burns" et al are your defence mechanism, a bit like Black people using the "N" word. Besides which it's NYC and bars orfeo is railing against.
While you're at it why not call every other participant of the "A Truth Universally Acknowledged" thread in AS here? Why not all of them? Heck even straight folk have risible sex lives.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.
Hey now. just last night I had a downright pornographic little dream involving a salmon trawler and three gallons of guacamole. in my world right now, that's sexy.
I might need to reconsider my game.
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Originally posted by Doublethink:
I go to bars for a drink, with a book.
me too!
I think we're doing it wrong...
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
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Originally posted by mousethief:
At any rate, telling someone they have a "sad little sex life" seems like sour grapes.
I'm sure Comet could have sex if she wanted to. She's a very attractive woman.
if only photogeniality (is that a word?) were enough. I'm beginning to suspect my shy and demure demeanor might be putting men off. Obviously I need to work on my assertiveness.
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.
okay, I laughed.
Hard.
Healed up yet, baby? ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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Originally posted by orfeo:
I've got laid 3 times in New York. And the weekend is young.
road trip to New York, anyone?
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Left at the Altar
Ship's Siren
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Originally posted by comet:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
I've got laid 3 times in New York. And the weekend is young.
road trip to New York, anyone?
Ship meets would be so much more fun if there was more casual sex.
But, damn, I was in New York three weeks ago. You could have called it then. I can't afford another airfare.
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Sine Nomine
Ship's backstabbing bastard
# 66
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
While you're at it why not call every other participant of the "A Truth Universally Acknowledged" thread in AS here? Why not all of them? Heck even straight folk have risible sex lives.
Orfeo, who claims to be such a Hell expert, would've been wiser not to announce that he's been tricking up a storm in the Big Apple. Although it's pretty damn impressive!
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Palimpsest
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Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.
Were you trolling for priests?
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