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Yorick

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.

Yeah, well you welcome and encourage this, but not everyone feels the same way. I'm afraid your excellent wit doesn't always disguise what a bitch you can be.

[ 30. June 2013, 08:26: Message edited by: Yorick ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Did it achieve its objective?

As a matter of fact -- yes, it did! [Axe murder]

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Alan Cresswell

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Sine, I know you are very clever and can be very funny. But you can also seem a maliciously vindictive shit who doesn't see when enough is enough. Dragging out a small detail posted about someone's private life into a "ooh! look at this!" thread certainly appears to me to fall into the vindictive shit rather than clever and funny category.

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Twilight

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Oh jeeze. Some of you didn't have enough siblings if you can't tell the difference between affectionate teasing and malicious slander.

If I was Orfeo I would have been secretly pleased to know that shipmates had been following my travels and TICTH rants closely enough to put together a little side trip of fantasy.

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Left at the Altar

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It's really just an avenue to get us all talking about Sine's sex life. We've mentioned carpet already.

He can't help himself.

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Welease Woderwick

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I think we know about Sine's sex life from his last visit to the doctor!

[Link NSFW]

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Sine Nomine

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Good morning! A couple of things.

As RooK correctly realized the thread title and OP were a tease based on Comet's quasi-official comment in TICH. It had no where to go really and would've lasted half a page and possibly been shutdown as a party thread.

Except that orfeo, in order to put me in my place, felt compelled to share that since arriving in NYC he had not one, not two, but THREE tricks. So yes I stand convicted of not being able to resist such pure gold willingly - nay eagerly - handed to me.

Point two - and this is so obvious I really shouldn't have to point it out - orfeo is the one on a fabulous vacation fucking his way through lower Manhattan, while I was sitting at home on Saturday night posting on damn Ship of Fools. So who's sorry now?

[ 30. June 2013, 13:39: Message edited by: Sine Nomine ]

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I think this is the first truly naff thread I've come across on the ship in 3 years of being aboard.

First for the baiting by Sine and then from orfeo by falling for it.

IMO sex is holy and private. It is not a commodity. Promiscuity is not a prize, it is a failing. *

* (Yeah, I know. I'm a theological liberal but a social conservative. So sue me.)

[x-posted with Sine]

[ 30. June 2013, 13:44: Message edited by: Evensong ]

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Welease Woderwick

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
...IMO...Promiscuity is not a prize, it is a failing...

I'm so glad you qualified that with the IMO - my take on sex is that primarily it is FUN!

As for commodity - as Steve Martin once said

quote:
Sex is one of the most wholesome, beautiful and natural experiences money can buy.


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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
I think we know about Sine's sex life from his last visit to the doctor!

[Link NSFW]

Hmm... the Tom of Finland doll looks quite interesting and versatile. With all those many attachable implements, it's certainly easy to get attached to it.

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Hmmm...it's been my observation that orfeo understands Hell as well as any shipmate, and better than most of the regular denizens. I have a hard time seeing him as the poor little fly unknowingly enticed into the parlor of the mean old spider Sine. It certainly wasn't necessary to point out that the weekend is still young...

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Augustine the Aleut
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quote:
Originally posted by Palimpsest:
quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
When I was an undergraduate at Tulane I used to take my Latin homework down to a bar in the French Quarter and do it. Although as gambits go I don't recall it being particularly successful.

Were you trolling for priests?
Those of us who actually know Latin-speakers can tell you that there are few clergy among them these days. One is much more likely to encounter bespectacled nerds (majority female) howling with laughter over off-colour Ciceronian puns and winking slyly as they offer to show you an offprint of their paper on Tuscan erotic pottery. It is a recondite circle of graduate students where there seems to be an inordinate amount of Action (but perhaps that's because they are graduate students).

As far as Orfeo is concerned, I met with him and John Holding over pasta in Ottawa and our conversation focussed on federal-provincial constitutional issues and cabinet government, which for Canadians and Australians, is generally as close as we ever get to unspeakable ecstacy.

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
I think this is the first truly naff thread I've come across on the ship in 3 years of being aboard.

Obviously, you don't count the ones you started, then?

[ 30. June 2013, 15:19: Message edited by: PeteC ]

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Organ Builder
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Of course, it wouldn't be the first time Sine toyed with a Hell Host. I recall RooK's heart-broken posts after Sine spurned his love...

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Wesley J

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Hmm...

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balaam

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Gee...My sex life has been a standing joke around here for years. You can't even mention carpet without people collapsing in laughter.

At least yours ha the word standing. [Disappointed] [Waterworks]

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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quote:
Originally posted by Augustine the Aleut:
our conversation focussed on federal-provincial constitutional issues and cabinet government, which for Canadians and Australians, is generally as close as we ever get to unspeakable ecstacy.

You need to get to New York more.

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Zach82
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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
Point two - and this is so obvious I really shouldn't have to point it out - orfeo is the one on a fabulous vacation fucking his way through lower Manhattan, while I was sitting at home on Saturday night posting on damn Ship of Fools. So who's sorry now?

Probably because you think a simple casual encounter implies the intimacy of eye contact. It scares them away.

[ 30. June 2013, 16:57: Message edited by: Zach82 ]

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comet

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quote:
Originally posted by Evensong:
Promiscuity is not a prize, it is a failing.

I could use a little more failure in my life.

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quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
Of course, it wouldn't be the first time Sine toyed with a Hell Host. I recall RooK's heart-broken posts after Sine spurned his love...

...and those wounds still linger. I can never forgive him, the beautiful bastard.
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Oh please. The time has come to end this charade now. I'm rather miffed about the fact that us Brits got a fair bit of flak about the (not very far) in-joke that is Mornington Crescent when the real In Crowd know that it is Uncle Sine who is the best-kept in-joke on board. Leading American shipmates all claim acquaintance, but the truth is that “he” is actually a rather – how can I put this nicely? - Junoesque Professor of Twentieth Century American Literature. She gave birth to dear Sine after a row with a Professor of Semiotics about character and identity in the Modern Novel. The closest she's ever come to carpet burn is when some Tolkein-wannabe visiting lecturer from a British redbrick accidentally dropped a freshly re-stoked pipe on her office floor.

If anybody wants me, I'll be hiding out in the departure lounge of Shermetyevo airport.

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Hey now. just last night I had a downright pornographic little dream involving a salmon trawler and three gallons of guacamole. in my world right now, that's sexy.

I might need to reconsider my game.

I am torn between feelings of total sisterhood and "guacamole actually sounds interesting".

Sine? I presume you have input.

(also, while I have your ear, Yorik has a point about the bitch thing and Zach kinda pwned you for a minute there. Weird on both counts.)

[ 30. June 2013, 22:21: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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quote:
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Actually this might have a future as TICH Dating and my sex life. I recently had occasion to investigate the joys of online 'dating' - Yes, that's a euphemism. But I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking.

I just HAD to come back to this. a recent foray onto Craigslist led me to one of these... interesting photographic angles. on Craigslist. listed under RVs!

Wasn't exactly what I had in mind when searching for "sleeps six".

and as a side note - why do some men think their little soldiers are attractive in the "at ease" position? I mean, really. it's like a little pink slug crawled into your lap to take a snooze. Not that I ever want photos of Pinky and The Brain - I'm much more interested in what he can do - but at least slap the little fucker into attention and get him smiling for the camera!

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Kelly Alves

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I so agree. We're supposed to provide perky nipples...

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quote:
Originally posted by RooK:
quote:
Originally posted by Organ Builder:
Of course, it wouldn't be the first time Sine toyed with a Hell Host. I recall RooK's heart-broken posts after Sine spurned his love...

...and those wounds still linger. I can never forgive him, the beautiful bastard.
Oh please, stop it now! You're making my eyes bleed.

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Sine Nomine

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:

Sine? I presume you have input.

(also, while I have your ear, Yorik has a point about the bitch thing and Zach kinda pwned you for a minute there. Weird on both counts.)

Oddly enough I just made myself a grapefruit and avocado salad for dinner so my input is 'yum!'

As for the other I like to fall back on "It's none of my business what other people think about me." (Of course I have to be okay with myself for that to work.)

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LeRoc

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quote:
Kelly Alves: We're supposed to provide perky nipples...
Don't sweat it. Just showing nipples is generally ok.

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Sine Nomine

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quote:
Originally posted by QLib:
If anybody wants me, I'll be hiding out in the departure lounge of Shermetyevo airport.

Save me a seat.

(That was very funny, QLib.)

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
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quote:
Kelly Alves: We're supposed to provide perky nipples...
Don't sweat it. Just showing nipples is generally ok.
I was told ice cubes. Is that what you meant by "Don't sweat it?"

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:


As for the other I like to fall back on "It's none of my business what other people think about me." (Of course I have to be okay with myself for that to work.)

That also goes for anyone who might think their opinion about orfeo's sex life means a fart in a high wind, coincidentally. I'm sure you agree.

Fuck away, orfeo. Makes those of us not currently contributing to the orgone field feel better.

(It is so criminal that spellcheck does not recognize "orgone".
[Disappointed] )

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LeRoc

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quote:
Kelly Alves: I was told ice cubes. Is that what you meant by "Don't sweat it?"
Heh, I was just joking. But speaking as a man, I can say that when an attractive woman shows me her nipples, this will usually please me whether they are perky or not.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Hey now. just last night I had a downright pornographic little dream involving a salmon trawler and three gallons of guacamole. in my world right now, that's sexy.

I might need to reconsider my game.

I am torn between feelings of total sisterhood and "guacamole actually sounds interesting".
As interesting as three gallons of guacamole sounds you had better be fast. On the other hand if you like brown gunk just take you time.

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Kelly Alves

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Either that or involve a heck of a lot of hungry people.

But back to the issue at hand-- Sine's spectacular view of the world from up his own ass, and his habit of throwing the Sacred Slogans at folk to deflect criticism. Thoughts?

(Hell Hosts-- feel free to start a betting pool on the responses I predicted on the Host Board. Winner to the nearest minute gets a bar of Ghirardelli's.)

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quote:
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But I've been AMAZED at what some people consider their best angle, photographically speaking. QUOTE]I just HAD to come back to this. a recent foray onto Craigslist led me to one of these... interesting photographic angles. on Craigslist. listed under RVs!

Wasn't exactly what I had in mind when searching for "sleeps six".


Goggle "Obscene Interiors " for a web site that critiques "dating" photo aesthetics.
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quote:
Originally posted by Palimpsest:
Goggle "Obscene Interiors " for a web site that critiques "dating" photo aesthetics.

That's fabulous.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
But back to the issue at hand-- Sine's spectacular view of the world from up his own ass, and his habit of throwing the Sacred Slogans at folk to deflect criticism. Thoughts?

He says he tries to make it none of his business what others think of him, but clearly wants to make it their business what he thinks of others. Double standards.

I like the chap, but he can certainly be quite unpleasant towards others when he turns his witty mind to it. And that's, well, unpleasant.

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And that's, well, unpleasant.

Mirrors can be. But it's a bit foolish to apportion all blame to the reflective surface.
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Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the squarest of them all?

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Most Hell threads start out with more mundane stuff and end up discussing people's penises. Has some fundamental reversal taken place in the Universe?

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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LeRoc just scored "Best of Thread."

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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Twilight

Puddleglum's sister
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As long as we get to appoint ourselves Thread Judge as a side appointment to People Judge, I'm giving Kelly Alves the "Worst of thread" award for calling Sine a bitch, accusing him of having his head up his ass, and declaring him "pwned" by someone in an incomprehensible post and other assorted bits of nastiness all smugly declared under the superior cloak of defending someone else.
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Tubbs

Miss Congeniality
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Copied over from the Styx:

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I 'backed away from the keyboard' for 48 hours to get out of defense mode and having done so wish to wholeheartedly apologize to orfeo for the hurt and embarrassment I caused him. It was a shocking lack of empathy on my part and I sincerely regret it. Hopefully I have learned from this experience.

Sincerely,
Sine

Here's a link to the actual post.

Tubbs

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lilBuddha
Shipmate
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quote:
Originally posted by Twilight:
As long as we get to appoint ourselves Thread Judge as a side appointment to People Judge, I'm giving Kelly Alves the "Worst of thread" award for calling Sine a bitch, accusing him of having his head up his ass, and declaring him "pwned" by someone in an incomprehensible post and other assorted bits of nastiness all smugly declared under the superior cloak of defending someone else.



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orfeo

Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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quote:
Originally posted by Tubbs:
Copied over from the Styx:

quote:
Originally posted by Sine Nomine:
I 'backed away from the keyboard' for 48 hours to get out of defense mode and having done so wish to wholeheartedly apologize to orfeo for the hurt and embarrassment I caused him. It was a shocking lack of empathy on my part and I sincerely regret it. Hopefully I have learned from this experience.

Sincerely,
Sine

Here's a link to the actual post.

Tubbs

As the Styx thread has been moved here, I've come here to say: Thanks.

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Uncle Pete

Loyaute me lie
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There doesn't seem to be any need for this thread to be open. I am closing it.

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