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Thread: Andy Murray - before it's too late!!!
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deano
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He's two sets up! Okay I hate tennis but I hate Murray more.
He is an anti-English wanker and I'd rather have somebody from a no-name-muddy-field-istan like whoever-he's-playing-ovich than an anti-English Scotch twat like him win!!!
Come on God, give the hammer-power of "Longshanks" to whoever he's playing!!!!
[ 07. July 2013, 15:36: Message edited by: deano ]
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Anglican't
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Has he come out with this this 'Anyone But England' claptrap recently or can we try to put it down to youthful folly?
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Pomona
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I don't hate Murray but I do hate patriotism. Wanting somebody to win something because they happen to be from the same country as you just mystifies me.
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The Midge
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We will let home be English if he wins Wimbledon.
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deano
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quote:
Originally posted by The Midge:
We will let home be English if he wins Wimbledon.
No we fucking wont!!!
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The Midge
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Originally posted by deano:
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Originally posted by The Midge:
We will let home be English if he wins Wimbledon.
No we fucking wont!!!
Why not? It's the worse fate that could befall a true Scott!
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QLib
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Originally posted by deano:
I'd rather have somebody from a no-name-muddy-field-istan like whoever-he's-playing-ovich than an anti-English Scotch twat like him win!!
I love that 'anyone but England' attitude. The tensions are part of what makes Britain British. And he just won, so fuck you, deano, you ignorant racist twat.
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deano
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NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
FUCKING SCOTCH WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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The Midge
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On Scottish independence we will be moaning that it 80+ years since an English man won a grand slam.
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Pomona
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Deano, people are Scottish not Scotch.
What's wrong with Scotland anyway?
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deano
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It's not anyone but England. It's anyone but someone who hates England!
You fuckface ignorant cunt.
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Anglican't
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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
Deano, people are Scottish not Scotch.
I think Robert Burns might disagree?
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South Coast Kevin
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Originally posted by deano:
It's not anyone but England. It's anyone but someone who hates England!
Is this entirely based on Murray's comment about cheering on England's opponents in the football? There's a fair argument that he was just making a joke; has Murray given any other indications that he hates England?
And Murray won - put that up your pipe and smoke it!
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QLib
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Originally posted by deano:
It's not anyone but England. It's anyone but someone who hates England!
Yes, you made what you think perfectly clear. Well, I say 'think' ...
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Uncle Pete
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In your cups again, are you deanny-weenie?
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Firenze
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quote:
Originally posted by The Midge:
We will let home be English if he wins Wimbledon.
Sod off. First you steal our oil, now you want our tennis champion. Get yer ain ye numpties.
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Pomona
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Originally posted by Anglican't:
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Originally posted by Jade Constable:
Deano, people are Scottish not Scotch.
I think Robert Burns might disagree?
Robert Burns is kind of dead and not here to disagree. Scotch WAS the usual term before the English turned it into an insult (in Tudor times, you were fined for calling another man 'Scotch').
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deano
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SCOTCH anti-English cunt.
Enjoy your little win. We'll take your oil.
Wanker.
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Anglican't
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Originally posted by Jade Constable:
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Originally posted by Anglican't:
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Originally posted by Jade Constable:
Deano, people are Scottish not Scotch.
I think Robert Burns might disagree?
Robert Burns is kind of dead and not here to disagree. Scotch WAS the usual term before the English turned it into an insult (in Tudor times, you were fined for calling another man 'Scotch').
I've just checked the second and third editions of Fowler's Modern English Usage and neither criticise its use.
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Anglican't
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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
SCOTCH anti-English cunt.
Enjoy your little win. We'll take your oil.
Wanker.
You might want to add a little more lemonade to your Pimm's, Deano.
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QLib
Bad Example
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Pathetic.
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alienfromzog
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I've never, ever said this before.
And I truly thought I never would, but hey, Deano you are officially the second most ridiculous person in Britain* and it's your fault:
LAMEST HELL-CALL EVER
Ever, ever.
Ever.
AFZ
*The Rt Hon David Cameron MP
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Albertus
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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
I don't hate Murray but I do hate patriotism. Wanting somebody to win something because they happen to be from the same country as you just mystifies me.
We'll let the oddity of hating patriotism (as opposed to merely not feeling it, and to hating nationalism), pass, but you've nothing to worry about here, have you? You're English: he's a Scot.
Never cared for him much myself but I have found myself warming to him lately, and not because I have any interest at all in tennis or because it was starting to look like he might win Wimbledon. He's graceless and charmless but he is a battler and in those respects (as well as being actually good at top flight tennis) he's so utterly not Tim Henman that it's rather appealing.
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Albertus
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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Originally posted by The Midge:
We will let home be English if he wins Wimbledon.
Sod off. First you steal our oil, now you want our tennis champion. Get yer ain ye numpties.
You deserve your champion- 'Caledonia stern and wild...' and all that: all we could ever produce was that weedy little mummy's boy Henman.
You can have your oil.
But you can have your banks and Michael Gove, too.
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Firenze
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Well, according to deano it was only a 'little' win - so what's he getting his damp little knickers in a twist for?
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by deano:
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Originally posted by The Midge:
We will let home be English if he wins Wimbledon.
No we fucking wont!!!
Who is this "we" you mention? Speak for yourself.
My only regret is that Djokovic isn't Australian. Now that would have been sweet.
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balaam
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Originally posted by Albertus:
he's so utterly not Tim Henman that it's rather appealing.
You are so right. Not being Henman is a great reason for liking someone.
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by alienfromzog:
I've never, ever said this before.
And I truly thought I never would, but hey, Deano you are officially the second most ridiculous person in Britain* and it's your fault:
LAMEST HELL-CALL EVER
Ever, ever.
Ever.
AFZ
*The Rt Hon David Cameron MP
How can CallmeDave be regarded as more ridiculous that Boris Johnson, Michael Gove and George Osborne? Or all the judges of any "talent" show? The cast of Top Gear?
Maybe deano is the second most boring person in Britain.
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lilBuddha
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Sorry, deano, can't be bothered to read you thoroughly, but did you say you wanted to be power-hammered by someone's long shank?
At least Murray did you metaphorically, good luck on your search for literally.
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Originally posted by Albertus:
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But you can have Michael Gove, too.
There's a wry reflection doing the rounds here - "We used to boast that an Aberdeen education would equip you for anything, but now we know that's not true. It doesn't equip you to be Secretary for State for Education." ![[Disappointed]](graemlins/disappointed.gif)
Please, feel free to keep Michael Gove.
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Jack o' the Green
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As Murray pointed out when challenged about his comment. He was joking and he had an English Girlfriend at the time. Let he who is without wankerish comments in his life cast the first stone.
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Firenze
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Originally posted by leo:
And ENGLISHman David Cameron was cheering for Murray.
Doubtless hoping some of the magic will rub off on him.
Though I notice he didn't bring a large flag. Unlike Alex Salmond who was sitting just behind him (and with pretty much the same ambition).
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Jack o' the Green
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Originally posted by Firenze:
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Originally posted by leo:
And ENGLISHman David Cameron was cheering for Murray.
Doubtless hoping some of the magic will rub off on him.
Though I notice he didn't bring a large flag. Unlike Alex Salmond who was sitting just behind him (and with pretty much the same ambition).
There was a St Andrew's Cross flying over No.10 though. Thought for a moment Gordon Brown was in power again!
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lilBuddha
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Originally posted by Yonatan:
Let he who is without wankerish comments in his life cast the first stone.
Hold on a moment! It is for the Hosts to decide that deano is no longer allowed to post.
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North East Quine
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Deano declares that he thinks it's Scotland's oil:
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We'll take your oil.
Thank-you, deano. The S.N.P. concur with you on that one.
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shamwari
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This is supposed to be Hell.
Murray deserved to win. And he fully deserves every accolade.
Now the hellish bit.
Has Novak ever played so badly? Pushing instead of hitting. Patting balls into the net or looping them long. Over 50 unforced errors. Thhe World No 1 playing like the world 253.
Question therefore: was this a monetary fix?
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by shamwari:
This is supposed to be Hell.
Murray deserved to win. And he fully deserves every accolade.
Now the hellish bit.
Has Novak ever played so badly? Pushing instead of hitting. Patting balls into the net or looping them long. Over 50 unforced errors. Thhe World No 1 playing like the world 253.
Question therefore: was this a monetary fix?
What utter bollocks. Did you see the match?
It might have been three sets but they were all tough. Murray earned those points, even the ones Djokovic put into the net. Even two sets down Djokovic came back to lead 4-2, and he fought back from 40-0 down in the last game.
You're talking drivel, and not for the first time.
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According to Wikipaedia, Djokovic's lifetime earnings have been over $50 million. So it's hard to imagine what sort of a bribe would be needed to persuade him to throw the game.
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shamwari
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I watched every ball
And the bloke who beat Del Potro in 5 never showed up today.
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Jack o' the Green
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Originally posted by shamwari:
I watched every ball
And the bloke who beat Del Potro in 5 never showed up today.
And? Different day, different opponent who was playing some superb tennis. D doesn't need the money. If you are a competitor, it is the winning which is everything. Grand Slam titles bestow a kind of immortality, a mark on history which in this internet age is unlikely to be lost. No bribe could get you that. Plus there's the risk of exposure which would ruin both you and your reputation - agsin, for ever.
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Jane R
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North East Quine: quote:
Please, feel free to keep Michael Gove.
No, he's all yours. Really. You can come and get him any time you like. Sooner than that, if possible.
What you do with him when you get him north of the border is your affair; I see you already have an Education Minister... perhaps he could make the First Minister's tea.
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Would you trust Michael Gove with boiling water?
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Jack o' the Green
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quote:
Originally posted by shamwari:
I watched every ball
And the bloke who beat Del Potro in 5 never showed up today.
And? Different day, different opponent who was playing some superb tennis. D doesn't need the money. If you are a competitor, it is the winning which is everything. Grand Slam titles bestow a kind of immortality, a mark on history which in this internet age is unlikely to be lost. No bribe could get you that. Plus there's the risk of exposure which would ruin both you and your reputation - agsin, for ever.
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deano
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The only way this could be useful is if Kate has a baby BOY, there is a little more good news on the economy and DC calls a general election on the "feel-good" factor, wins by a landsalide, votes through the boundary changes and sticks two fingers up to the SCOTCH and tells them that if the fuck off then he will veto them joining the EU unless they adopt the euro!
I hate the scotch, they hate us. But Britain is 3 celtic countries run by one better country in order to ensure the 3 celtic countries are not royally fucked over by England like they have been for the last few millenia, and they want to throw it away the ungrateful wankers.
They've never been any use unless sucking at Englands tit, so fuck them, fuck Murray, fuck every jock everywhere. If they want independance, all it means is that we don't have to worry about shafting them.
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North East Quine
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Originally posted by Jane R:
North East Quine: quote:
Please, feel free to keep Michael Gove.
No, he's all yours. Really. You can come and get him any time you like. Sooner than that, if possible.
What you do with him when you get him north of the border is your affair; I see you already have an Education Minister... perhaps he could make the First Minister's tea.
You're too kind. But I think the First Minister is perfectly capable of making his own tea.
And the Forth Road bridge is now painted in special everlasting paint, so we can't put him to work painting that.
If we think of a use for him, we'll let you know. But in the meantime, you can keep him.
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Anglican't
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Originally posted by deano:
I hate the scotch, they hate us.
But many don't though, do they? There is a very vocal body of chippy twits who get off on this 'ABE' sort of thing but, as irritating as they are (and they do irritate me immensely) it doesn't necessarily follow that they are representative as a whole does it? I mean, Len McCluskey and Christine Blower are chippy twits who get off on spouting asinine nonsense, but they're not representative of working people, are they? (Or even of trades union members, some of whom vote Tory and most of whom don't vote Labour.)
Do you ever feel that you're letting a tiny bunch of fuckwits win when you, essentially, give them what they want?
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