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jacobsen

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fesses?


The voyage is silent and swift
As with hot air currents we drift.
But help! I can see
We have parked in a tree -
If confined to this branch, I'll be miffed.


Telephone engineer in grateful recollection of the guy go got my landline and broadband going today. [Overused]

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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quote:
Originally posted by jacobsen:
fesses?


The voyage is silent and swift
As with hot air currents we drift.
But help! I can see
We have parked in a tree -
If confined to this branch, I'll be miffed.


Telephone engineer in grateful recollection of the guy go got my landline and broadband going today. [Overused]

Not sure, jacobsen, if you're questioning my use of slightly vulgar vernacular, or asking for the meaning! In case it's the latter, les fesses is buttocks, and la peau des fesses or "the skin of one's buttocks" is a French way of saying "an arm and a leg." !

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Just wondered what it meant. Thanks for the translation.

Telephone engineer

[ 23. November 2012, 08:27: Message edited by: jacobsen ]

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Telephone engineer on Sandy's trail
Was met with a shower of hail
 From his wife Mandy
Who downed brandy
Then raged: going off the Richter scale.

Rescue

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With ladders and winches and boats
rescue crews salvage kittens and goats;
they save people in trouble,
battle storms, dig through rubble,
heroically earning our toasts.

(apologies for off rhyme, got stuck!)


barista (making espressos etc)

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East End Barista Charlie Easter
Liked to joke he was a Barrister
When asked, "Really?"
He'd say, "Clearly!
My other job's making Expresso, Mista."

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What profession do you propose for the next limerick, Pasco?

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Hi Cara,

Sorry, forgot to add the following:

Alternative Medicine Practitioner

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Breathe deeply and hold out your arm;
My needles will do you no harm.
Your chakras will glow,
And you will soon know
Accupuncture has a certain charm.


Obstetrician

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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Trying to make sure everyone has a chance to play, but it's about time....

Helping the baby come out
is what my career is about;
getting it in
whether in wedlock or sin
was more fun for the mum, there's no doubt.


glider pilot

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To begin, you pick up a map,
and, giving the speedometer a tap,
preparing to fly,
and steer through the sky,
the trick is: try not to flap.


film director

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CUT!!!!!! said the Film Director on set
As Technicals problems here beset
To cut actor free
Roped onto tree
Tis blunt knife made actor to fret!

Hot air balloon pilot

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Re above:

Technicals problems should read Technical problems. Sorry.

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"It's my dream," said the Vicar of Rye,
To preach while aloft in the sky.
My theology's steady.
My hot air is ready.
Cut the rope! Here I go! Do or die!"

Tax auditor

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Don't think that a cheat or a scam
Will fool the expert that I am.
Your sad little ploys
To me are but toys;
Look out for a penalty -WHAM!


shoemaker

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I do it the time-honoured way
with leather and last; but you'll pay
for my custom-made shoes,
and you will not refuse
once your feet have them on just one day!


valet (not to park cars, but Jeeves type...)

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If Sir would but incline this way,
I'll get him turned out for the day,
In lounge suit and spats,
And the coolest of hats
With a tie to make girls swoon away.


nanny

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Trendies call us Nan, short for Nanny
Nan here meaning also, granny
Mostly we’re young
Sprightly and sprung
Travelling afar, to every nook and cranny.


Spinnaker maker

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Looking for stuff for the sail at the front
Searched high and low so gave up the hunt
But looking to larboard
Noticed some cardboard
And now my boats as fast as a punt


Newspaper cartoonist

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Better than others by half,
My cartoons make everyone laugh.
Lampoon politicians,
T.V.chefs and morticians -
It's only the victims who barf.


doctor's receptionist

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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You want to see Doctor? You jest!
I've just fobbed off a dreadful old pest
who insisted her bunions
were bigger than onions;
your piles do not pass the test.


(Oh dear, sorry, this just wrote itself!! Apologies to all doctors' receptionists and anyone who suffers from the ailments mentioned...)


chiropodist

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A specialist in the care of feet
Was someone I was to meet
My achilles heel
It wouldn't heal
His was his inability to treat?!

shares dealer

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My only job is to invest
Your money in shares of the best.
A dividend then
Will be issued when
Values rise, for an investment fest.


IT maintenance person

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Without me you haven't a clue
of the complex manoeuvres to do
when your whole system locks
or your firewall blocks--
must you must wait your turn. Toodle-oo!


pastry chef

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With flour and sugar I bake
tiny tarts, meringues, cream cake.
Towers of tuile
with crystallized peel,
but I’d rather just have a Flake.

mafia boss

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oops just noticed a typo in my last.

Final line should read:

But you must wait your turn. Toodle-oo!

Sorry!

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You could hardly call it a job,
Since I'm king of an illegal Mob.
We kill and we steal,
And make traitors squeal
And all for a dishonest bob.


madam

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My girls are la creme de la creme
just watch as they lift up a hem;
if you want to see more
don't call her a whore
just pass over some gold or a gem!

Laundress

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Ode to the Laundress, our Bess
Doing loads more for lot less
Bar gained here
Bargain there?
Saving dosh on the wash, bless!

Soothsayer

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Some say my sayings are sooth
but I just try telling the truth
as I see it unfold;
I try to be bold
but people're always asking for proof!

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I try to stay calm, but I must
say your house is so covered in dust
that I just cannot cope,
and I really do hope
you'll forgive me--I'm off, in disgust.


fish and chip cook

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Though some think I'm mad as a hatter
I think the secret's the batter
which, if made with beer,
is sure to bring cheer
though those eating may sometimes get fatter!

driver of an underground train

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'Mind the gap,' is the regular cry,
As through darkened tunnels we fly,
With headlights a-blazing
Our speed is amazing,
And look- the next station is nigh.


door to door salesperson

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Do you want a brush or a broom?
or something to sweet scent a room?
or perhaps a nice duster
would somehow pass muster
or something to help your son groom.

Falconer

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My beauty is tranquil and good,
she sleeps when she's under the hood.
But when I release her
then nothing can please her
but catching her prey, as she should.


candy floss [cotton candy] maker

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Would you prefer white, or the pink?
Please chose - so, which, do you think
Would flatter your palate -
It won't hurt your wallet,
And costs far, far less than a mink.


plantation cotton picker

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Plantation cotton picker
Served to aid city slicker
He paid the price
To subsidise
City-wife's (luxurious) nicker.

Nicker-bocker-glory maker

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They're decadent, fruity and sweet,
Among puddings they're quite hard to beat.
A quivering tower
Of chocolate power
With ice cream in a tall glass - so neat.


luthier

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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No strings attached--that is me.
What you get is just what you see.
I make viols and cellos
and all their stringed fellows
so they ring out in fine harmony.


cartoonist

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When through comedy I would berate,
With my pencil I exaggerate
The nose of my victim,
As soon as I've picked him,*
So we can all mock his sad state.


*Not the nose.


elecutionist

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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There once was a lady from Spain
who noted that most of the rain
fell--how now, old brown cow,
why bother me now?--
fell, in the main, on the plain.


weather forecaster

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Will it snow, will it rain, will it hail?
My prognosis is there without fail.
I may be mistaken,
But interest will waken
As wind force increases to gale.


church embroiderer

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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.

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Hassock, altar-cloth, pall,
church linens enormous and small,
with garlands of flowers,
and angels, and bowers,
I have left my mark on them all.


rat-catcher

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With ferret and dog I arrive
To start up a rat-catching drive.
They're bashed on the head
And chased till they're dead -
I don't want to leave one alive.


street sweeper

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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Keeping the streets clean of litter
Helps in keeping myself fitter
I hate vomit
Tis the limit!
From mindless downing pints of bitter


meter reader

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Bending down to read this gauge
all in all for a rubbishy wage
now i've trod in someones gum
and next doors dog has bit my bum
No wonder my lifes full of rage




Lawn mower man

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I mow lawns from spring until summer,
And would never say it's a bummer.
But now I am older
As weather gets colder;
I'd rather retrain as a plumber.


car mechanic

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The man who made time, made plenty.

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What's that? An old Daimler Dart
Sorry Guv, but I can't get the part
and having it made
would mean much defrayed;
have you considered a nice horse and cart?

astronomer

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What's this, swimming into my ken?
A new planet, perhaps? I've a yen
to name one after me;
but--oh no!--can it be?
It's space junk left up there by mere men.


person who checks your ticket on the train
(controller?conductor? not sure what they call themselves!)

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They call me a ticket collector
Although I am just an inspector.
If you've none,you're rejected,
And,at worst, ejected,
For I am the public's protector.


driving examiner

[ 14. December 2012, 10:27: Message edited by: jacobsen ]

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