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Morlader
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Continuing Scotch / Sello tape.
5. Electrical insulation
[ 05. October 2012, 07:32: Message edited by: Morlader ]
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Spike
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6. Halo
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pjl
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Painful but cheap device for removing pubic hair
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balaam
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8. For gagging noisy children (don't try this at home*)
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* or anywhere.
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TomOfTarsus
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9. Shower curtain loops
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By grace are ye saved through faith... not of yourselves; it is the gift of God; not of works, lest any man should boast. For we are His workmanship, created in Christ Jesus unto good works, which God hath ... ordained that we should walk in them.
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jbohn
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10. Windows in a cheap dollhouse (or regular house, for that matter).
Soda can
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lilBuddha
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1. Windmill base for the all mouse production of the Man of La Mancha.
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Hallellou, hallellou
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Spike
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2. Emergency repair for a damaged exhaust pipe
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jacobsen
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3. Tower for mouse production of Rapunzel.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Bean Sidhe
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4. A safe house for nano spies.
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How do you know when a politician is lying?
His lips are moving.
Danny DeVito
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Spike
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5. A percussion instrument
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balaam
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6. Cut in half, bury in garden, pour beer into can. What you have is a slug trap.
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HenryT
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7. Collect several hundred, cut out the ends, make solar collectors.
(I know someone who's serious about doing this!)
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Sioni Sais
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8. Collect several hundred more, secure them to each other to make a post-modernist water feature.
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(Paul Sinha, BBC)
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balaam
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9. Use ring pulls for earrings.
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lilBuddha
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10. A mold to make suppositories for politicians.
Door Wedge
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HenryT
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1. wedge the corner of the video projector in the meeting room so the picture is finally aligned correctly.
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Golden Key
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2. Keep a mattress from sliding.
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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Bean Sidhe
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3. Paint it yellow and disappoint a mouse.
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Mamacita
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4. mouse skateboard park
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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.
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Sir Kevin
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5. Something to trip on when you are in a hurry to leave!
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If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.
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Spike
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6. Ammo for a rubber-band slingshot
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balaam
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7. To prevent a table from wobbling.
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Golden Key
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8. Emergency arch supports for your shoes.
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Blessed Gator, pray for us!
--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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jbohn
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9. Aiming adjuster for a potato cannon.
[ 10. October 2012, 13:41: Message edited by: jbohn ]
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TomOfTarsus
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10. Felling wedge (I have to cut down some trees...)
marble(s)
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Mamacita
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1. Substitute for banana peel if you're trying to engineer a pratfall.
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lilBuddha
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2. The Palantiri for the all mouse version of The Lord of the Rings
[ 10. October 2012, 18:57: Message edited by: lilBuddha ]
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marzipan
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3. Ball bearings for giants
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formerly cheesymarzipan.
Now containing 50% less cheese
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jbohn
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4. Ammo for a rubber-band catapult.
[ 10. October 2012, 19:06: Message edited by: jbohn ]
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Chorister
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5. Bottle stoppers.
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Golden Key
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6. Decorations, placed in a jar and set near a window to catch the light.
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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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lilBuddha
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7. Bowling balls for the all mouse version of The Big Lebowski
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Spike
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8. False eyes
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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by lilBuddha:
7. Bowling balls for the all mouse version of The Big Lebowski
Oh yeah!
9. Bowling balls for live action remake of Bowling Alley Cat.
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Mamacita
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10. Place in bottom of plant pot to help drainage.
Next up:
Used CDs
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Jengie jon
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1. shiny mobiles to entertain senior citizens suffering from dementia.
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Chorister
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2. Drinks coasters.
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jacobsen
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3. Reflectors to signal SOS in morse code when you're stranded in the outback....
Waddaya mean why take a portable CD player. It's retro.
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The man who made time, made plenty.
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Golden Key
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4. Jewelry. (Especially if broken into pieces.)
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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
--"Oh, Peace Train, save this country!" (Yusuf/Cat Stevens, "Peace Train")
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Morlader
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5. Weapon
(so classified by airport security and therefore banned from cabin baggage)
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jacobsen
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Definitely a weapon. See Hellraiser 3
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The man who made time, made plenty.
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jbohn
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6. Stage and backdrop parts for an all-mouse version of Saturday Night Fever.
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Mamacita
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7. Substitute disks for skeet shooting. Pull!
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Carex
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8) Wheel for homemade pizza cutter.
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jacobsen
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9. full cover wall decoration for a really naff edition of Changing Rooms*
*Reality TV show where a team go in to completely revamp a room in 48 hours. Results usually varying from the cheap and nasty to grisly.
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Golden Key
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10. Appetizer plates--preferably with doilies on top, in case the surface is toxic.
Altoids Tin
(Lots of ideas online!)
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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
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jacobsen
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1. Coffin for a mouse production of Vampire Chronicles
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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jbohn
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Casing for the electronics in a very small Geiger counter.
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Chorister
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3. container for chocolate sardines.
(I hate to throw altoids tins away, and will be watching this section of the thread with great interest....)
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