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Firenze

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Originally posted by no prophet:
My current sig is Stephen Maturin to Jack Aubrey in Master and Commander by Patrick O'Brian, published circa 1972.

"Wit is the unexpected copulation of ideas."

Cf. Swift - 'In the midwife's phrase - a quick conception and an easy delivery'.

And mention above of Sellars & Yeatman reminds me of the example of Horse poetry (from Horse Nonsense) - )

Come saddle my beaver and toss me my mare

Not to mention all of 'I sprang to the rollocks and Jorrocks and I...'

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Uncle Pete

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...

(Dickens) Tale of Two Cities

Many other lines from that novel spring to mind, but that is one of my favourites.

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Appleby: "But they're trying to kill everybody!"
Yossarian: "What difference does that make?"

From Catch-22, of course. Needs a little context, I guess.

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Patdys
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An ok series but the best opening sentence I have read in a long time.

It was a dark blustery afternoon in Spring, and the city of London was chasing a small mining town across the dried out bed of the old North Sea.

Philip Reeve, Mortal Engines.

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“We owe it to each other to tell stories.”
― Neil Gaiman

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In Just Williams - An Autobiography Kenneth Williams quotes Peter Cook

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Every morning there’s the toothpaste to be squeezed, the laces to be tied: it’s a full life.
PeteC used it as his siggy line for a while years ago.

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Kaplan Corday
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A couple more from Waugh, first the inevitable, "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole", and,"The better sort of Ishmaelites have been Christians for many centuries, and will not publicly eat human flesh uncooked in Lent, without special and costly dispensation from their bishop", both from Scoop.
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From Patrick O'Brian's Aubrey - Maturin series;

"Jack you have debauched my slug."

From "Scoop" by Evelyn Waugh the opening to the telegram

LOVELY SPRING WEATHER BUBONIC PLAGUE RAGING

From Saki (HH Munro)

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.

From Mark Twain "The Innocents Abroad"


“In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man”

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In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

Terry Pratchett - Lords and Ladies

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The line that made me a Jane Austen fan for ever:

[Darcy] really believed, that were it not for the inferiority of [Elizabeth's] connections, he should be in some danger.

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Two memorable couplets:

But far more numerous was the herd of such
Who think too little and who talk too much.
Dryden: The Medal

and

For th'orisonte had refte the sunne his light;
This is as much to say as it were night.
Chaucer: The Franklin's Tale

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quote:
Originally posted by Kaplan Corday:
A couple more from Waugh, first the inevitable, "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole", and,"The better sort of Ishmaelites have been Christians for many centuries, and will not publicly eat human flesh uncooked in Lent, without special and costly dispensation from their bishop", both from Scoop.

Wonderful.

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Welease Woderwick

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From an online story by Jon Kent:

quote:
Oh, he really is a bad-tempered, irascible man. On his gravestone he'll probably have the words 'Just you bugger off!'


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quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
From an online story by Jon Kent:

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Oh, he really is a bad-tempered, irascible man. On his gravestone he'll probably have the words 'Just you bugger off!'

Perhaps we should place that on your own memorial stone. [Big Grin]

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Firenze

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It's difficult to capture the wonderful Flora Finching in Little Dorrit in anything approaching one line -

“One more remark,' proceeded Flora.... 'I wish to make, one more explanation I wish to offer, for five days I had a cold in the head from crying which I passed entirely in the back drawing-room—there is the back drawing-room still on the first floor at the back of the house to confirm my words- "

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I keep meaning to re-read Little Dorrit soon.

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Welease Woderwick

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quote:
Originally posted by PeteC:
quote:
Originally posted by Welease Woderwick:
From an online story by Jon Kent:

quote:
Oh, he really is a bad-tempered, irascible man. On his gravestone he'll probably have the words 'Just you bugger off!'

Perhaps we should place that on your own memorial stone. [Big Grin]
Ah but I forebore to mention who I was thinking of as I posted that.

[Two face]

And from the same source [my mate ibid.]:

quote:
… but he is unconcerned, for he is yet to encounter a problem, be it ever so big or complicated, that he hasn't been able to run away from.


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quote:
Originally posted by venbede:
Madelaine Basset! It is profound that she ends up marrying the fascist Roderick Spode. Sentimentality is indeed the partner of fascism.

And, speaking of fascism and sentimentality, it's hard to beat this bit of political analysis from The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie:
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Benito Mussolini is a great man. He began life as a journalist, a man of learning, an intellectual, but he is also a man of action. He has made Capri into a sanctuary for birds. A simple act of goodness.
{I must be honest and say that I don't know if that occurs in Muriel Spark's novel or only in the film adaptation}

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quote:
Originally posted by S. Bacchus:
{I must be honest and say that I don't know if that occurs in Muriel Spark's novel or only in the film adaptation}

I can't find it in the novel. I did find:
Mussolini has performed feats of magnitude and unemployment is even farther abolished under him than it was last year.

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Hell isn't punishment, it's training.

Not really from a book - by Shunryu Suzuki.

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There was a truly dreadful novel about Owen Glendower that had one saving grace; a line where a character remarked that Bolingbroke (Henry IV) had a jester because 'I guess he can't think of anything funny for himself.'

I loved that line. Still do. Always will.

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Is that John Cowper Powys? I tried Wolf Solent and finished it, so now I know not to bother with his other novels.

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Mr Toots's ""If you could see my legs when I take my boots off, you would form some idea of what unrequited affection is", from Dombey And Son.
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Firenze

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Dickens is a gold mine. I like how, in the 1860s, he already has Wildean protagonists in Eugene and Mortimer in Our Mutual Friend . As in staggering out, retching, from viewing a drowned corpse - 'Not much worse than Lady Tippins'.
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Also from Dickens, the unpleasant schoolmaster Squeers is praised for his humane attitude to animals:

Mr Squeers, being amiably opposed to cruelty to animals, not unfrequently purchased for boy consumption the bodies of horned cattle who had died a natural death.

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Jasper Fforde in one of his Thursday Next books:

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Thursday's uncle Mycroft is such a brilliant inventor that the Goliath Corporation offered him not one but two blank checks.


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Scout describes the long hot summers of her youth in To Kill A Mockingbird :

'Ladies bathed before noon, after their three o'clock naps, and by nightfall were like soft tea-cakes with frostings of sweat and sweet talcum.'

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quote:
Originally posted by venbede:
Is that John Cowper Powys? I tried Wolf Solent and finished it, so now I know not to bother with his other novels.

No it was fromCry God For Glendower by, I think, Martha Rofheart.

The Cowper Powys book on Glendower is the best novel out there about the guy. Which says a lot about the dearth of novels about Glendower. Cowper Powys is hard going.

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Penny S
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Currently, having just finished "Women in Antiquity" by Charles Seltmann (mentioned in the can men be feminist thread), I am somewhat taken with this anti-church piece. (He is careful to say he is not ant-Christianity.) He writes it in a bit bridging the gap from antiquity to his 1950 present.
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This new religion, like its rivals, expounded stories of miracles and a theophany with recurrent emphasis on corn, wine and blood; but, in contrast to its precursors, it was simultaneously aggressive and humble, exclusive and catholic, anthropocentric and misanthropic, pontifical and penitentiary, authoritarian and anarchic, redemptionist and comminatory, absolutionist and evangelistic, transcendential and purgatorial, sacrificial and apocalyptic.
Not that I agree, but he had fun composing it.

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Wow -is the whole book like that? If so kudos for wading through it.

Huia

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No, it was just the last chapter. I have noticed over the years a tendency for some writers to go off on one there.
Fred Hoyle, in a book on cosmology, enlivened with diagrams of universes shaped like trouser legs, spent the last chapter ranting about how the steady state theory disproved the existence of God. (Instead of continuing his argument against the Big Bang.)
A chap who wrote a book on cancer I read in my teens had a chapter about how cankers on trees could be found outside houses where people got cancer.
Someone who did a book about lost rivers in London attributed awful diseases to living over the buried rivers.
I haven't read Hawking's "Brief History of Time" but I gather he did something similar to Hoyle.

The odd thing is there is no predicting that this is going to happen until one reaches the end - though in this case, there were hints that the sustained misogyny of the Christian era was seen in contrast to the enlightened attitude to women found among the ancients. Not that sort of writing though. Overkill, I feel. Had he been in a pulpit, which seems unlikely, one could imagine him working himself up into a powerful performance, arms waving, voice rising in pitch and volume, face distorted, glaring at those in his audience he thought to be guilty of following the beliefs of the church.

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One of the chapter headings from Eco's The Name of the Rose:

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In which Alinardo seems to give valuable information, and William reveals his method of arriving at a probable truth through a series of unquestionable errors.
I have always been rather fond of the concept of reaching truth through unquestionable errors.

Come to think of it, in the same chapter there is this lovely exchange when William admits that, if he had answers to his questions he would be teaching theology in Paris:

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"In Paris do they always have the true answer?"
"Never," William said, "but they are very sure of their errors."



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Firenze

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quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
One of the chapter headings from Eco's The Name of the Rose:

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In which Alinardo seems to give valuable information, and William reveals his method of arriving at a probable truth through a series of unquestionable errors.

"when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

The Sign of the Four

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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
quote:
Originally posted by Hedgehog:
One of the chapter headings from Eco's The Name of the Rose:

quote:
In which Alinardo seems to give valuable information, and William reveals his method of arriving at a probable truth through a series of unquestionable errors.

"when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

The Sign of the Four

Love that line too! I am nothing if not consistent.

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Austen, Pym, Dickens...all superb, and bottomless barrels of good short quotes.

Perhaps a little less well-known, though beloved among aficionados, are these opening lines:

"I write this sitting in the kitchen sink. That is, my feet are in it; the rest of me is on the draining-board, which I have padded with our dog's blanket and the tea-cosy..."

from I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith.
Wonderful book, much more to it than meets the eye.

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quote:
Originally posted by Cara:
I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith.
Wonderful book, much more to it than meets the eye.

YES! It's full of good one liners, like
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Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
And it also has the finest last lines of any book. I'm welling up just thinking of it.
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More Waugh, from the description of the filming of the Wesley biopic in Vile Bodies:-

"But did Wesley and Whitefield fight a duel?"
"Well it's not actually recorded, but it's known that they quarreled and there was only one way of settling quarrels in those days. They're both in love with Selina, Countess of Huntingdon, you see".

And later:-

.....Wesley in America was being rescued from Red Indians by Lady Huntingdon disguised as a cowboy....

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quote:
Originally posted by Earwig:
quote:
Originally posted by Cara:
I Capture the Castle by Dodie Smith.
Wonderful book, much more to it than meets the eye.

YES! It's full of good one liners, like
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Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
And it also has the finest last lines of any book. I'm welling up just thinking of it.

I've just got out my copy and read the last half page and it really is superb. I think I'll have to put it on the stack for a full re-read soon.

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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
"when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth"

The Sign of the Four

Ack! Whence comes this barbarism? 'Tis The Sign of Four - no 'the' [Eek!]

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quote:
Originally posted by S. Bacchus:
... '"Take my camel, dear", said my aunt Dot,' ...

Thanks, S.B. - you took the words right out of my mouth. [Smile]

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"It was the day my grandmother exploded."

The opening line of The Crow Road by Iain Banks.

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Feel slightly guilty that, amidst all these (genuinely) profound and lovely one-liners, the first one that went through my head takes the tone down considerably:

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My father announced at breakfast that he is going to have a vasectomy. I pushed my sausages away untouched.
From "The Growing Pains of Adrian Mole" by Sue Townsend.

I'd like to point out I'm actually 34, not 13, as my calling this line to mind so quickly might suggest...

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quetzalcoatl
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I'm still mainlining 'Ulysses'. Just two, the second one 3 sentences, so a cheat/cheap/cheep/sheep/ship ...

Me. And me now.

Mr Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed roast heart, liverslices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencods' roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.

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Carex
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It's difficult to pick out any one line from Mark Twain because there are so many:

A man who carries a cat by the tail learns something he can learn in no other way.

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

Barring that natural expression of villainy which we all have, the man looked honest enough.

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Hedgehog

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While on the Mark Twain theme, I'd also nominate:

"His one striking peculiarity was his . . . using big words for their own sakes, and independent of any bearing they might have upon the thought he was purposing to convey."

--Mark Twain, Roughing It

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Fr Weber
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"At the Name of Jesus, every knee shall bow, but Parlabane didn’t stop short at bowing; he positively cringed and crossed himself with that crumb-brushing movement which is supposed to show long custom and which he, born a Protestant of some unritualistic sect, grossly overdid."

--Robertson Davies, The Rebel Angels

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--Sr Theresa Koernke, IHM

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quetzalcoatl
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His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

Dubliners, Joyce.

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Cara
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Ah, wonderful, other lovers of I Capture the Castle.

Here's something from a book I love, though not sure how well they work if you haven't read it--the effect is slowly cumulative, so these lines gather force from all that's gone before.


"We can ask and ask but we can't have again what once seemed ours for ever -- the way things looked, that church alone in the fields, a bed on a belfry floor, a remembered voice, the touch of a hand, a loved face. They've gone and you can only wait for the pain to pass."

from the last page of A Month in the Country by J. L. Carr.

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Firenze

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Again, hardly one line, but you need the cumulative build for the full effect.

'Oblivion is not to be hired. The greater part must be content to be as though they had not been, to be found in the register of God, not in the record of man. Twenty-seven names make up the first story and the recorded names ever since contain not one living century. The number of the dead long exceedeth all that shall live. The night of time far surpasseth the day, and who knows when was the equinox? Every hour adds unto that current arithmetick, which scarce stands one moment. And since death must be the Lucina of life, and even Pagans could doubt, whether thus to live were to die; since our longest sun sets at right descensions, and makes but winter arches, and therefore it cannot be long before we lie down in darkness, and have our light in ashes; since the brother of death daily haunts us with dying mementoes, and time that grows old in itself, bids us hope no long duration;--diuturnity is a dream and folly of expectation.'

Sir Thomas Browne Urn Buriall

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mousethief

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A two-liner by Charles Williams.

"After all, that's our direction."

"The chief use of the material world ... is that one can, just occasionally, say that with truth."

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