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Source: (consider it) Thread: TICTH (Special Edition)
Lamb Chopped
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Visiting US, Greyhound has fucked up my travel three times. No competent person to respond or care. Is this the best they can do? #Greyhound

If they have ANYBODY doing social media (and who doesn't?), that ought to net you a quick response. Even if it's only a senior management person panting to defuckify your travel arrangements. At best, who knows? A refund or something?

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Sioni Sais
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TICTH the stupid old woman who feeds the pigeons at Newport bus station. Bus stations are bad enough, Newport was rated Britain's Crappiest Town some years ago and pigeons crap pretty much where they eat, which actually makes the bus station worse!

OTOH, if you were feeding them poisoned birdseed, I take it all back and I'll buy you dinner.

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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
TICTH the stupid old woman who feeds the pigeons at Newport bus station. Bus stations are bad enough, Newport was rated Britain's Crappiest Town some years ago and pigeons crap pretty much where they eat, which actually makes the bus station worse!

OTOH, if you were feeding them poisoned birdseed, I take it all back and I'll buy you dinner.

In the hope that it might lighten the load. [Snigger]

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Stercus Tauri
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TICTH... Surgical dressings and drains... and if anaesthesia related constipation was an Olympic event I'd be up for the gold. A pox on them all.

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Thay haif said. Quhat say thay, Lat thame say (George Keith, 5th Earl Marischal)

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*gentle hug*

[IANAD] ask your doctor if milk thistle will help. Works great for the MS version of the chronic stopper-upper. [/IANAD]

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quote:
posted by Grammatica
The little biting bugs we call "no see 'ums." They love me; feeling is not mutual.

They're probably thrips - sometimes called thunderbugs, corn lice or stormflies - which, depending on the type, can have a hellish bite in inverse proportion to their size.

Thrips' bites can cause swelling and intense irritation - the best treatment I've found is to apply surgical ammonia solution.

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Anti-perspirant deodorant roll-on heals mozzie bites, I wonder if it'd work on those too. Can be the very cheapest kind (UK folk, the supermarket economy brand ones work fine) as long as they are anti-perspirant and not just deodorant.

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TITCH the mother-in-law's digestion- she just gassed me out of the room!
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Slapper Atlantic: Little Red - for a being greedy, stupid, inefficient, inflexible - did I mention STUPID? - minging arsewipe of an airline.

You have two passengers on flights one hour apart, going to the same destination. The earlier flight has space - what more simple than to transfer Passenger B to the earlier one? But the girl at the desk has not had The Training to do that. Those that have, are unavailable. She tries someone else who should know - but can't say for sure. Time to departure of first flight draws steadily nearer. Both passengers now in 9th hour of travel and B paroxysmate with effects of acute bronchitis. Security man suggests sweets and girl tries escalating the call - and gets the answer! Passengers have to leave airside, find Poxy Old Whore Atlantic desk in main terminal, pay one and a half times the cost of the original fare, and they can both get on the later flight! Hurrah!

Anyone in possession of a more money-grubbing, self-defeating business model is invited to send it to R Branson, c/o Moronic Weasels, Cunt For Sale Atlantic.

[ 19. May 2013, 11:41: Message edited by: Firenze ]

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Sioni Sais
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Attention all Hellions!

See Firenze's post above. Now that's what a I call a Hell post!

Sioni

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TITCH swivel-eyed loons, wherever they may be found.

Before they turn the tables, and consign the rest of us to the fiery depths.....

[Ultra confused]

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Vlad the Impaler (1443) . Jeepers creepers he was one sick puppy.

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Ethne Alba
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TITCH- dog owner who left dog poo on path.

It ended up on my boot

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Stercus Tauri
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quote:
Originally posted by rolyn:
Vlad the Impaler (1443) . Jeepers creepers he was one sick puppy.

He had his faults, but he also had a hell of a cure for constipation.

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Uncle Pete

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I have been noticing a fair bit of discussion in this thread which is supposed to contain one-off rants.

If a post is worthy of discussion, it is worthy of its own thread.

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TICTH technology breakdowns.

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TITCH Google for closing Exchange Sync for new devices. At the moment we are trying to decide if it's financially smarter to migrate all company domains to Google Apps for Business or to run our own in-house Exchange server for push email support. It's starting to look like the Exchange server may be cheaper and that means supporting ANOTHER server lands into my in-tray.
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TITCH mouth ulcers and ear infection or whatever combination of things are making sport in the area between the back of my jaw and my ear hole.

Jengie

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lilBuddha
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TICTH Texas.

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The Silent Acolyte

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And, Joshua Compton while you're at it. He didn't have to ask for the clause to be enforced.


Oops. Is that discussion?

[ 22. May 2013, 04:09: Message edited by: The Silent Acolyte ]

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Uncle Pete

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quote:
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And, Joshua Compton while you're at it. He didn't have to ask for the clause to be enforced.


Oops. Is that discussion?

Fuckwit.

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The Silent Acolyte

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Making the cranky old man feel better.
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Dark Knight

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TICTH the soccer (football for my UK mates) we played tonight. Straight fucking thugs, totally classless. Desperately want to beat them next time - with a broom handle. [Mad]

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by Dark Knight:
TICTH the soccer (football for my UK mates) we played tonight. Straight fucking thugs, totally classless. Desperately want to beat them next time - with a broom handle. [Mad]

Are Stoke City on tour down your way? In the last few days eggs were thrown at a player's car and a pig's head put in another player's locker follow by a brick through yet another player's windscreen (in retaliation for the pig's head incident). And that was all by their own players! That was put down to 'dressing room pranks'. On the field they are probably the most physical in a league noted for physical football. They sound more like the Potteries chapter of the Hell's Angels.

Oh, and they have just sacked their manager.

To keep in my co-hosts good books, you can regard this as a TICTH call on Stoke City FC.

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Twilight

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I've got your back Juror #16. You can come and hide at my house. Even if you aren't the one responsible for deadlocking the penalty phase of the Jodie trial, that doesn't matter, certain people have decided that you are the one based on the fact that you were standing slightly apart from the others in the court house hallway, so you might as well be the guilty party, and when Nancy G. gets finished whipping up the vengeful anger of her blood thirsty viewers you'll be in bigger trouble than the perpetrator you've been asked to judge.

According to Nancy you pretty much promised to vote for the death penalty the day the jury was selected, simply by saying you weren't against it. Now it seems you've found yourself unable to actually pull the trigger on a fellow human being and that makes you evil in the eyes of Nancy, her twitter minions and that weird crowd at the court house who have quit their jobs and taken the Greyhound across the country just so they can cheer on the death of someone they've never met.

All eyes have turned from the accused to you because you've let Nancy down along with almost everyone who works for the HLN network, and most of all you've let down Travis' family. Because if a murder victim's family sits in the courtroom everyday -- you owe them a death penalty verdict, otherwise they won't get the "closure," they think they deserve.

Poor Juror 16. This is your penalty for voting and getting your name on the jury selection roster. For that you've had to sit in this courtroom for five months listening to an endless stream of boring minutia and now you're being asked to have the death of another person on your conscience for the rest of your life and/or be hated by the irate populace forever.

I'll go make up the guest room.

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The Rogue
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TICTH motor bike riders and cyclists who think it is OK to push in to the front of traffic queues.

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3rdFooter
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quote:
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TICTH motor bike riders and cyclists who think it is OK to push in to the front of traffic queues.

Rather than staying in the middle of the traffic and getting squished like God intended

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The Rogue
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Rather than joining the queue.

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Mad Cat
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TICTH lame-ass singers who join the choir, don't do the graft needed to keep up, then say whiney passive aggressive things like:
"If I do something really stupid, will you tell me?"

Sorry? What?? What the fuck am I meant to say to that?

Err, so I laugh, cuz I think maybe she's kidding on.

She: "You're laughing like I do that all the time."

What the EVER-LIVING FUCK are you on about? Bemused, I say:
"Well, there was that D natural you kept trying to flatten, but, I mean.... ever bastard tries to flatten that D nat the first time. That's why all the copies are marked up with a big fuck off warning natural."

"Well, you will tell me if I do something stupid...."
What, like SHOWING UP.
"I know I'm following......"
Yeah, you need to learn the notes like all the rest of us did for the first two years.
"......and I feel very insecure."
How exactly has that got anything to do with me, you creepy, passive aggressive, toxic arse? Rather than to do with you having a fucked up victim mentality and catastrophically low self-esteem? Am I supposed to sort that out for you by saying: "You did something stupid there."

So you make mistakes when you sight read. Who do you think you are? Dame Janet fucking Baker? Dry your eyes and get the fuck over yourself. Then fuck the fuck off. Or learn to sing in tune, for the love of God.

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RooK

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quote:
Originally posted by The Rogue:
Rather than joining the queue.

So, does that mean that you never pass cyclists on the road?

Incidentally, my understanding is that it's much safer for cyclists to slide up to the front of the queue at an intersection. It bypasses the main risks of not being seen in traffic and cars turning at the intersection in front of them (or, indeed, into them).

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The Rogue
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I overtake any road user who is going slower than me. I wait for a safe place to pass and if there isn't one I sit well behind them until there is.

When I'm on my pushbike I join the queue and put myself in the middle of the lane to make myself visible and difficult to pass. As the traffic moves I keep that position until I am past the junction. It doesn't stop the really determined moronic driver but I don't often have any problems. If the queue is stupidly long I will get off my bike and walk along the pavement (possibly ride if I am absolutely certain it is safe), cross the junction and then rejoin the road.

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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It's called filtering, it cuts ages off my commute and I have no idea why The Rogue thinks there's anything wrong with it.

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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https://www.gov.uk/rules-motorcyclists-83-to-88/general-guidance-83-to-88 - note "when filtering" - far from being unacceptable, it's expected that motorcyclists (and cyclists) will filter. It's part of the point of using two wheels IMV.

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The Rogue
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I am complaining about riders using filtering as a means of pushing in further up the queue and I C it TH.

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Uncle Pete

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This discussion of bicycles, fascinating as it is does NOT belong on this thread.

I've said it before and I will say it again: If a topic is worthy of discussion it is worthy of its own thread.

Read and understand, eh?

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Kitten
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TICTH D & V, I haven't felt so ill in ages

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Bob Two-Owls
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TICTH that potato-headed twat-monkey William Hague for wanting to contribute to yet another Middle-East car crash...
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Bob Two-Owls
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Sorry PeteC, blinded by my own rage at the radio, this should probably be a hellish topic of its own.

so...TICTH my complete inability to get things right...

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leo
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TICH bad bosses.

I accompanied someone to hospital, nervous about an operation.

A group of patients were being spoken to and one was told that his op. was to be postponed because the hospital hadn't the right equipment.

The patient explained that he could not return another day because of his shifts at work. His boss had insisted that he had this op. and recovery time as his annual holiday leave and would not give him time off, paid or unpaid, for the op.

bastard.

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Sioni Sais
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TICTH the BNP. These lowlifes wanted to hold a march from Woolwich Barracks (where Lee Rigby was murdered) to the Lewisham Islamic Centre. What utter shits. It would make more sense to march on the nearest shop that sold the kind of things used to kill the poor guy, but no, the BNP and its kind are determined to disrupt anything resembling a peaceful society.

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Macrina
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TICTH scammers and idiots everywhere. I try to book a flight in good faith having clicked on a website that looks legit, you call me back saying the flight you TOOK MY FUCKING CARD DETAILS TO PAY FOR and tell me it's vanished and I now need a more expensive one. You THEN tell me that I have to wait 24 hours before you will send me any confirmation of what I have paid for.

THEN went I do recieve my itinery it's for a THIRD fucking different flight. You pile of utter stupidity, if you're going to scam someone at least be consistant and at least learn to spell.

Do not refer to me as 'Dear', do not tell me I do not need to provide passport details to book an interational flight and above all do not ask me to "please transfer your balance amount as soon as possible" (to who, how and WHY when you have my details???) and expect me to do ANYTHING but stop my card faster than you can say robbing bastard. Do not even CONSIDER trying to steal the £200 'Booking fee' you claim that I consented to pay you with NO FUCKING DOCUMENTION to back it up.

Fuck you, fuck you and goodbye.

Macrina who has now booked her flights with a company that exists.

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Kyzyl

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Tornadoes. OKC/Moore getting hammered again right now. Plus a bad situation in St. Louis.

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duchess

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fuck denial and fantasy worlds. Fuck addition. Fuck having to be the one to make everyone deal with it. Fuck having to go to work and put on a happy smile and pretend everything is okay when it's fucked. And now some change is happening. Fuck that fact that it all could stop and nothing has changed. Fuck the fact I have to protect the privacy of a loved one or I could write all the details.

Oh, and on a separate note, fuck my ex-bf who cheated on me and broke up with me over text. And haha he got dumped. Karma is a bitch and so are you, pal.

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racists. All of 'em. FOAD in screaming pain. The world will thank you.

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TICTH the freakin' flash flood (mini, but still) that came OFF the road, DOWN our neighbor's driveway, OVER the flowerbeds, UNDER our deck, INTO the window well (where the drain was totally overwhelmed), THROUGH the dryer vent, and OUT the dryer, ALL OVER MY FREAKING BASEMENT, destroying the dryer in the process. Right before a major wash. With rain in the forecast all week.

Given the tornadoes/floods/other crap going on, there has been a run on clothespins and I came up with a single packet, grrrrrrr. And am now contemplating which of our rooms a bunch of damp laundry might do the least harm to. Without making the house uninhabitable.

LL has very thoughtfully looked at my face and gone away to lock himself in the TV room. Wise child.

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Er, this is what I've been up to (book).
Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down!

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ThunderBunk

Stone cold idiot
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TICTH singing plainchant hymns to metrical tunes. It's a St Mary's Bourne Street-ish affectation which in my decided opinion can fuck the unholy fuck off. For ever and ever.

And I consign our organist to the innermost pit. He's a lazy idiot.

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Currently mostly furious, and occasionally foolish. Normal service may resume eventually. Or it may not. And remember children, "feiern ist wichtig".

Foolish, potentially deranged witterings

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Stercus Tauri
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TICTH... Lymphedema... cancer's booby prize, awarded just when I thought I was going to make it home free. Merde.

Me: I'm fed up with this stupid body.
Nurse: Lucky you've still got one!

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Thay haif said. Quhat say thay, Lat thame say (George Keith, 5th Earl Marischal)

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Porridge
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TICTH monthly reports. And the fact that neither driving, nor drive time from client to client, NOR FUCKING REPORT WRITING on 44 fucking clients every fucking month is a billable activity.

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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!

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Meg the Red
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Family.

Can't live with 'em and you can't suspend them by their earlobes over a vat of snapping turtles.

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Chocoholic Canuckistani Cyclopath

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no prophet's flag is set so...

Proceed to see sea
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Stupid impatient car drivers who think themselves being in a hurry is worth cutting off cyclists, moving in front and slamming on their brakes, thinking it's a gas to nearly kill them, who pass too close and hit me with their mirrors, who put on a 'who me face' when I sound my 140dB horn at them. Are your ears ringing? We block lanes because we have to. You know absolutely nothing about cycling and absolutely nothing about driving. You have been reported to the cycling association and to the police.

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Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
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