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Yam-pk
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TICTH patronising, smug, superior nasty cu**stomers...that is all [Mad] [Mad]
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quote:
Originally posted by The Midge:
quote:
Originally posted by RuthW:
TICTH church members dying, especially in clusters, especially in an interim period. The transitional minister is on her way out, so the brand spanking new associate minister, with the oil or water or organic soap or whatever the UCC uses when it ordains people barely dry upon his brow, will have to cope with doing yet another funeral of an old lady he didn't know for a family he's never met. And I get to break the news to him this morning.

Our local curate said "Oh no, your from that road. Please don't die. I've conducted six funerals from your road since I got here." I think he may have done 7 or 8 now.
One word from PeteC and someone else gets into discussion mode! Some of you haven't the sense God gave geese. Do you want a TICTH thread? Yes? Behave then.

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The Midge
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TICTH Cross posts [Devil]

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Pete--

Apologies for discussion.

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TICTH the asshat who thought it would be fun to phone in a threat to one of the Newtown (CT) elementary schools, causing the whole system to go back into a lockdown this afternoon. Like those kids haven't been through enough.

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TICTH my old friend. Jesus, dude: you’re getting married one year, two months, and 6 days after P’s death. You’re moving to another country with a woman you’ve known five months. I know I should be happy for you, but cripes, I’ve just barely taken P’s death on board, and now you’re leaving too.

But you still expect me to hem your wedding trousers, pick your son up at the airport, and sit the cats you’re leaving behind. Jesus, dude.

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TITCH my mother in law who is STILL living with us after 4 months, expects us to cook her dinner even though she is perfectly able and then stands in the middle of the kitchen, and just managed to take a loving joke between my husband and me and turn it into a snarky insult, with a dash of gay bashing for flavor.
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TICTH telephone push pollers who call up with a survey and ask incredibly slanted questions to teach you the right answer.
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TICTH upspeak.

Do you have any idea how offensive you sound? Because, like, y'know, I do understand the concept of a front door, and I do know what shopping is. My English is perfectly adequate, and I am neither a toddler just learning the language nor an adult with an impediment to understanding the most basic of ideas.

I try to tell myself that it's your own communication skills that you doubt, but, like, y'know, it really doesn't come across that way. Yeah?

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TICTH neighbours who, after four years of politely agreeing that the broken fence, which after three years became no fence, is their responsibility, inform me today that until they have spoken with the council to check who's responsibility it is, will not be replacing it. Which, they regret to say, will take a long time...

It's perfectly clear on both sets of house deeds whose responsibility that fence it is.

Time for a garden party with all the dog owners I know, who couldn't possibly leave their dogs at home, and all the small children I know.

[ 11. June 2013, 17:30: Message edited by: Japes ]

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TICTH the word scientism and its users. Pull your heads out of your arses long enough for at least one gulp of oxygen. Thank you.

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TICTH whoever decided that 15 seconds was long enough for my mother to get from the light-switch to the door of her flat and undo two locks.
I would be pushed to do it in that time and I do not have arthritis.

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TICTH doctors who aren't really ready to listen.

My job at the moment is the most intense and stressful ever - I am working eleven hours with just a half hour break for lunch (which I often eat whilst working) and then coming home and doing a further three hours at least planning and preparing. I am working with small children with severe learning difficulties, Autism and associated behaviour implications, with the result that I am on my feet all day and dealing with some extreme behaviours and am often exhausted. The job finishes in July but I haven't even the energy or the time to fill in application forms for a new job for September.

With the sudden symptoms of heightened blood pressure - a relentless headache, nausea, dizziness and fuzzy vision - (and my brother having relatively recently suffered a cerebral haemorrhage) I booked an emergency appointment as the only regular appointments available were at the end of next week, during school time.

Was she interested in any of this? No. I got a lecture on wasting emergency appointments (even though it did turn out my blood pressure was very high and she had to up my medication) and also on "making excuses" for not fitting a minumum of half an hour's exercise in every day. Apparently there's no reason for me not to WALK the 45 minute walk to and from school each day. Surprised she didn't add in that I should be getting more sleep, too... and cooking all my meals from fresh ingredients...... oh, and maybe I should stop being a single mum, and stop supporting two boys with various emotional difficulties one of whom is currently doing GCSEs right now, and stop trying to fit in things like going shopping and doing some housework and, as my landlord has requested, keeping my garden in better order....... after all, my high blood pressure is all a result of my lifestyle choices...

And it would be nice to have had a proper apology for the accusation that I was not taking my tablets: when she said it was over two months since my last prescription and I said I'd had a new prescription just over a week ago, perhaps she should have checked her record before accusing me of lying.

If my blood pressure hadn't been high before my appointment, it is now. Thanks Doc!

[edited slightly at the request of the poster (using her words)]

[ 12. June 2013, 17:58: Message edited by: PeteC ]

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TICTH my uterus. Specifically, the fibroids within it which are acting up and not responding to OTC painkillers.

Which leads me to CTH every. single. fucking. medical. professional over the last 15 years who have told me this level of pain is NORMAL and they can't do anything about it and refusing to give me anything except OTC painkillers and that OBVIOUSLY THE ONLY CURE IS TO LOSE WEIGHT, FATTY AND STOP BOTHERING US WITH YOUR CRAZY 'QUALITY OF LIFE' COMPLAINTS.

Fuck you you fucking fucks. I'm in too much pain to get creative. Oh, and I have to work because I have to save up sick leave so I can get this useless sack of tissue cut out of me so I'm just, you know, sitting at my desk doubled over.

Of course, first I have to deal with a gauntlet of medical professionals insisting that I should keep the useless sack of tissue because I might one day want children. Number one, on the off chance I go insane and get partnered and we decide to raise children, there's a better than 50% chance the person I choose to partner with will be able to carry the baby herself if we don't, you know, ADOPT ONE OF THE THOUSANDS OF FOSTER KIDS OUT THERE, and number two, I think I'm the one who knows my mind the most and guess what? MY MIND IS SET ON NOT HAVING CHILDREN.

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my dear Pissed Off Penguin - for the sake of my co-hosts who can't stand conversations on this thread, please clean out your PM box so I can give you the proper commiserations from one Really Annoyed Single Mama™ to another.

in the meantime, Fuck That Bitch.

crossposted with Spiffy. Fuck those guys, too.

[ 12. June 2013, 16:13: Message edited by: comet ]

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The Midge
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TICTH the British visa system. We were supposed to be welcoming some visitors who we help as a charity. We have provided sponsorship, signed away our souls in blood to guarantee they do not over stay, helped fill out the applications, paid for these people to travel across their country but apparently there is nothing that will convince the representatives of our oh so welcoming country that our would be guests are not part of a people trafficking scam. That they have responsibilities at home that will mean they have to go back. Of course they would far rather live on benefits in a squalid bedsit or detention centre just because we are such a wonderful country.

No our embassy writes to say to come and collect their passports in person- yes travelling across the country again- to be told that visas will not be granted. I mean couldn’t they post the rejection letter and documents? Not that theyy have to care for anyone of anything.

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CTICH people who don't like things as they are, but don't want to take on the responsibility themselves.
I had just said that I was happy to continue maintaining our church website as it currently is, so why did you then decide to ask if it could be more "interactive". When I asked what you meant by that, to reply "I thought you knew what interactive meant" was not really helpful. [Mad]
I know if you can click on links, they take you to new areas; you can click on a form & fill it in for more information, or to pass information on - how much more interactive should it be?
Then, when I say I'll give you password - you say you don't want to do it!! [Mad]
No, I don't really want another meeting with you telling me how easy it is to do technical things, when you don't want to do them yourself
[Mad]

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quote:
The Kat in the Hat: I know if you can click on links, they take you to new areas; you can click on a form & fill it in for more information, or to pass information on - how much more interactive should it be?
Oh, I can think of a couple of things. How about an online quiz that calculates how much chance you will have of going to Hell? [Devil]

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Bloody munted footpaths [Mad]

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I want to consign you to Hell, but I suspect you're already there, you poisonous, selfish, spineless excuse for a teacher.

This afternoon in the corridor, not one, not two, but three big lads gear themselves up to knock on your door to ask for access to a room. They don't want to, because last time they asked you 'weren't very happy'.

Let's be clear. To do your job. You 'weren't very happy' to DO YOUR FUCKING JOB. And you made those young guys feel so uncomfortable that I've ended up pretty much counselling them so they can bear to speak to you again.

Normal professional interactions seem impossible for you, let alone social. It's your mission to be vile to people, to make them feel uncomfortable, to make everything a problem. Then:
"I'm not going to apologise for the place I was in on Friday."

Can you *hear* yourself? You think you can come in to our shared workplace and pretty much smear your filth all over the walls? Because you're 'in a place'?? Who the fuck do you think you are?

Do you realise that all the staff see through you? And the kids? Well, my bottom set boys are smart enough to know what your game is.

You've got a face on you like a horrible stink, like a filthy toad. You've got the personality of a fucked-up hyena. You get in the way of my kids. Whatever demon has built its nest of shit and spit and rusted nails on you, you keep that beast to yourself. Fuck you. Fuck you right out of education.

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So you're too smart to follow normal server protocols are you, darling? Too good to be bothered with normal tasks like putting files where they go or assigning that task to someone else? Well guess what, I know you think your group is the only one that matters, sweetie, but others of us exist. And believe it or not, we think that our work is worth doing. There is absolutely no reason that I should have to go to the archives, find you are just to cute to archive your materials, adn then go not to the server where such work belongs, but to your own personal folder as if this whole department were a wee little wiki. So at least 20 people's work for a couple of years is to live in your personal folder, and apparently not even be archived in an timely fashion, because the filing system our server has didn't entertain. Well bless.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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quote:
Originally posted by Gwai:
So at least 20 people's work for a couple of years is to live in your personal folder.

Your network admin allows people to have rights to other people's personal folders? He belongs in hell too, then!

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Sioni Sais
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I bet everyone who has come within spitting distance of file handling has seen it done badly and probably illegally.

How about a thread for it? Damn, I'm sure all I have to do is mention Sharepoint.

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It is logically impossible to consign sharepoint to Hell.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Especially since it was born in hell and has never strayed from home.

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I would consign Sharepoint not just to Hell but into the mouth of Satan.

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TICTH onion in quiche.

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Sioni Sais
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Hostly Notice

Anything to do with servers holding data they shouldn't, the numskulls that administer them and software that is strung up so tightly to prevent sharing (in direct contradiction to its name) has a home right here.

Aren't we kind. No whinging about file handling on TICTH now. Thank you.

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To the person who called my registered no call phone number at dinner time and claimed he was from the government Social Security office and needed my bank account number, shame on you. When I replied NO, you called me a witch with a b before I could hang up. You sir are a scum bag, in so many ways, targeting seniors. May you suffer the consequences of a million curses by Italian grandmothers. ( I am not Italian but I understand they are the most potent) .
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TICTH being a student.

I hate exam periods.

effit, effit, effit, effit.

You'd think I'd be used to it after 11 years. [Roll Eyes]

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Pedestrian facilities in Manchester, New Hampshire. Grumble.

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Also, TICTH whoever occupied BOTH washing machines in between when I checked where the hotel laundry was and when I brought my clothes down. May all your whites be pink.

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Pedestrian facilities in Manchester, New Hampshire. Grumble.

They have pedestrian facilities in New Hampshire?

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quote:
Originally posted by Zach82:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Pedestrian facilities in Manchester, New Hampshire. Grumble.

They have pedestrian facilities in New Hampshire?
I think the only response to slander like this is to mutter, "Masshole."
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TICTH insomnia.

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quote:
Originally posted by The Silent Acolyte:
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Originally posted by Zach82:
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Originally posted by orfeo:
Pedestrian facilities in Manchester, New Hampshire. Grumble.

They have pedestrian facilities in New Hampshire?
I think the only response to slander like this is to mutter, "Masshole."
You want me to start a thread for a debate about pedestrian facilities in NH? Forget it.

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TICTH rubbish singers.

Yes, you. Again.

Two alto parts in Gibbons' Second Service, so I need to go back for evensong. I have a load of chores to do. I have prep to do for work tomorrow. I'm exhausted and I could really do with the night off. But no, I need to go back. This despite the fact that you will be there.

I cannot begin to express how FUCKING FURIOUS this makes me. If I was the only one on the line, fair enough. I need to be there to cover it.

But you will be there. Such a shame you can't hold the line so YOU MIGHT AS WELL NOT BE.

I have to go back for the second half of what's effectively a split shift, and stand next to you while you butcher Gibbons and Byrd. I'm going to try really hard not to PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE, you fucking choral terrorist.

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TICTH myslef for fucking up stuff.

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TICTH People who think the best way to emphasize stuff online is to TYPE IT ALL IN CAPITALS.

[ 17. June 2013, 07:22: Message edited by: Doublethink ]

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TICTH prying old biddies in town who have decided that because I have been seen having lunch in a restaurant on several occasions with men who are not my husband, I am either cheating on my husband or we are splitting up. FFS, its lunch! How the fuck does eating a grilled cheese sandwich with someone come close to adultery?

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Twilight

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People who begin their online posts with a derisive, patronizing, condescending, exhausted, you're-so-stupid-that-I-have-to-keep-repeating-myself-so-you-will-finally-understand-that-I'm-right:
*sigh*


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Anglican't
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TICTH: Charles Saatchi.
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Doublethink.
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I think this worth more than TICTH.

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Amos

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quote:
Originally posted by BessHiggs:
TICTH prying old biddies in town who have decided that because I have been seen having lunch in a restaurant on several occasions with men who are not my husband, I am either cheating on my husband or we are splitting up. FFS, its lunch! How the fuck does eating a grilled cheese sandwich with someone come close to adultery?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tezjznL9NzM

Something like this I imagine.

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orfeo

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ticth luggage handles that break. A long way from where I can take issue with the warranty. Which may not cover the handle anyway. [Mad]

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Uncle Pete

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
ticth luggage handles that break. A long way from where I can take issue with the warranty. Which may not cover the handle anyway. [Mad]

I never travel without my handy roll of duct tape.

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orfeo

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Duct tape fixeth not a telescopic handle that is permanently stuck in the up position. TITCH useless suggestions from Hellhosts who discourage discussion by others.

[ 17. June 2013, 23:54: Message edited by: orfeo ]

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Uncle Pete

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Oopsy. TICTH brain-fart minutes.

[ 18. June 2013, 05:09: Message edited by: PeteC ]

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Sandemaniac
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TICTH not having a clue what else I can do to earn a crust. The chosen course is, once again, fucking me over.

AG

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Evensong
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TICTH lame hell threads based on celebrities and newspaper articles. It's like watching Jersey Shore.

And we all know what happens when people watch Jersey Shore.

[ 18. June 2013, 13:07: Message edited by: Evensong ]

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