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Boogie

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TICTH Next door's wind chimes [Mad] [Mad]

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Sergius-Melli
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quote:
Originally posted by Boogie:
TICTH Next door's wind chimes [Mad] [Mad]

Good Lord, please don't say your my neighbour. I was getting fed up with my own wind chimes last night!
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Boogie

Boogie on down!
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<waves over the fence>

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Gwai
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TITCH The constant snorter who works over the filing cabinet from me. It's been days and he's still at it...

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Jengie jon

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I think I have done this already but just to make sure:

TICTH migraine

Jengie

[e.t.a. if I could string lots of words together coherently it might be worth a decent rant, but it has deprived me of that ability so I will have to content myself with this]

[ 11. February 2013, 20:20: Message buggered about with by: Jengie Jon ]

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comet

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PULL!

comet, Hellskeet

[ 12. February 2013, 00:06: Message buggered about with by: comet ]

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jedijudy

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TICTH...when someone else beats me to the quotes file. It's just so not fair. It doesn't matter if Someone else beat me there by three hours. And, you know who you are, don't you Missy!

[Disappointed]

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Sir Kevin
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
Spam. Here we go again. The first lot started to trickle through into a webmail account at around 9pm and they'll continue to pile up until tomorrow morning. Hotels, insurance, cruises, ppi claims, poker. Over and over again, day after day. I mark them as spam and it makes no difference. And my webmail account is now pretty much doomed.


My yahoo.co.uk has a great spam filter. Why not try it?

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Sir Kevin
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TITCH: gun owners who do not hunt and pretend their deadly weapons are for "self defense"! They are more likely to get stolen and used on their owners or innocent schoolchildren...

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Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession.

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Ariston
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What the fuck is this doing in my happy, pristine velodrome?

Fuck you, fuck you, don't you tell me what to do!

Thread SHUNTED!
Ariston, pretty pretty princess

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Ariel
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Mm... this looks like it needs the kind of support that only All Saints can give.

Ariel
Heaven something or other

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Welease Woderwick

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I think it needs some exegesis, what ever that is.

WW
All Saints **** and all round Angel

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Mamacita

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OK, Kerygmaniacs, the challenge has been set before us. They think they can lob the TICTH thread our way and get away without some good old-fashioned Bible schoolin'? Let's proof-text and verse them right out of here.

For starters:

Yet thou shalt be brought down to hell, to the sides of the pit. (Isaiah 14:15)

Who else has one?

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Matthew 23:33 Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell?

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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.

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Barnabas62
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But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—they will be consigned to the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death. Rev 21.8 NIV

[Circus ****s not exempt unless they say sorry very very nicely. (B62 translation of textual variation - manuscript found in a chinese fortune cookie)]

[ 13. February 2013, 00:35: Message buggered about with by: Barnabas62 ]

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Ariston
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From Saint Cyprian, Treatise 2, riffing on Matthew 5:36:

quote:
Your Lord says, "You can not make one hair white or black;" and you, in order to overcome the word of your Lord, will be more mighty than He, and stain your hair with a daring endeavor and with profane contempt, and, in an ominous foreboding of your future, already begin to make your hair the color of flames.


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Mamacita

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"Hair the color of flames?" Jeez, don't show that one to comet.


And the tongue is a fire. The tongue is placed among our members as a world of iniquity; it stains the whole body, sets on fire the cycle of nature,* and is itself set on fire by hell. James 3:6

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North East Quine

Curious beastie
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SAAS (the people who administer student finance in Scotland.)
We filled out the form for our son last summer, giving my husband's income exactly and an honest stab at mine. Husband's income alone means that son will get the minimum, so we didn't think mine mattered too much.

It was bounced, on the basis I had under-reported my income. Never mind that under-reporting mine made bugger-all difference to the outcome. I did mine properly, and they were right - I'd missed out £36 I'd been paid for invigilating an exam. We resubmitted.

They bounced it again - I had no documentation to cover £96 I'd been paid cash-in-hand. They suggested a letter "from my accountant" on "headed paper". I'm a PhD student - I don't have an accountant. And it'll make no difference anyway. Regardless of what I earn, they can't award less than the minimum. They have agreed I don't need to source an accountant to check my finances and confirm the £96 cash-in-hand.

Now they've said they need to see my last tax return before confirming that they'll give my son a minimum award.

It's February. We knew last August that our son would get minimum award. They knew last August that they'd be giving our son the minimum award. They have even confirmed to us that none of my documentation will make the slightest difference to the final award "but that doesn't mean that we don't still have to see it. "

[ 14. February 2013, 14:16: Message edited by: North East Quine ]

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Smudgie

Ship's Barnacle
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T-bloomin'-Mobile.
Costing me a mini-fortune in time and money trying to sort them out.
Almost thirty years I've been a customer. Eventually got conned into changing from pay as you go to contract sim. Great, except when the phone and the sim go through the wash and die. Sorry, Madam, you're tied into a contract. You will have to pay over £100 to buy yourself out.
As you're a valued customer (yeah, right!) we'll reduce your contract from £10 a month (on a non-existant sim that I can't use) to £5 a month (likewise) and can buy a new phone and new sim and transfer it.
Instead, after a couple of months of being unable to find the right phone at the right price, I decide that I need a contract phone instead of a contract sim because of my new job. I contact them about it and, hey, when they changed the £10 contract to a £5 contract on the non-existant SIM, they recommenced the 24 month contract and if I want to break that contract I'll now have to pay £150 penalty! I can't change it to a phone contract. So I'm paying them a bloody fortune for a non-existant phone and will have to continue to do so for two bloody years!
After hours of debate they agree to cancel the contract phone I'd ordered before trying to cancel the sim, and to transfer the payment towards another contract phone. Great, I said. (Why couldn't you just have done that in the first place?) The phone won't come until after the weekend, they said, and I will be charged the same price as a contract phone. Great, I said. Now I contact them to see why my phone hasn't arrived, a fortnight later. "You cancelled your order" they reply. I did BUT ON THE PROMISE OF A CONTRACT WHICH INCLUDED ANOTHER PHONE. "No, we never said that".
[brick wall] [Mad] [brick wall]
So what do I have? I have a contract on a dead SIM for what turns out still to be £10 a month or £150 to finish it. A fortnight without my new phone, which I can't really afford while I'm paying for a dead SIM. And now no agreement to transfer the SIM contract to a phone contract which took me over two hours to negotiate last time.

Valued customer, my backside!

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Spike

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The white van man who tailgated me and my pupil for about half a mile this morning before overtaking us and promptly parking right in front of us with no signal, then reversing towards us while laughing. Oh wow, what a big tough brave man you are that you can intimidate a nervous female learner driver. I bet all the girls think you have a really massive dick when you tell them that story.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Dressed for Church
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Over here, we could have taken down his number and reported him for aggressive driving -- and, with a witness in the car, it just might have stuck. Does the law let do that over there?

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Spike

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Yes, but it's really not worth the hassle. I'm seriously thinking about getting a camera fitted to the car though.

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lilBuddha
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GoPro, mate. Durable and high resolution.

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Hallellou, hallellou

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Twilight

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If a man goes on holiday and doesn't record it on camera has he really been on holiday?
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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He'll know when his credit card statement arrives.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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TICTH the insurance company that holds my annuity. It is supposed to issue a payment on the 15th of every month -- which arrives at the bank the next day but isn't credited to my account until the following day.

If the 15th falls on a Friday, it arrives Monday and is credited Tuesday.

If Monday happens to be a holiday (as it is over here next week -- Presidents Day), it arrives Tuesday and is credited Wednesday.

Thus I, a retiree living on a fixed income, have to wait five days past the due date for money I desperately need. Thank God for credit cards.

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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I can't decide if this goes here or in the prayer thread. (amazing how much overlap is possible) I have GRR and "oh help" in equal order.

septic system has been down for about a month. it's evil. A great plumber has been working on it for two days. seems my heat tape failed and the whole thing has been frozen solid. he's gotten a lot thawed, but in the process the toilet seal failed and is oozing poop soup onto my floor. awesome. when it froze up the toilet backed up - a whole bowl full of the grodiest stuff ever. now slowly oozing out onto the floor.

of course.

last night it snowed again. actually, it's still snowing. I have a foot of heavy, soggy stuff in my driveway. Got stuck getting the boys to school. to get the plumber HERE I need to do about an hour's shoveling. I should leave to work in about two hours.

The plumber called. get this. for him to go further, he needs to remove the toilet. which means I am now tasked with somehow getting all of the ... stuff... out of the toilet bowl. before I go to work. which will likely require a shower (hazmat gear?) assuming I even manage to figure out how to do that. and get the driveway shoveled. and get to work. somehow.

I can't even begin to tell you all how much I dread what I am about to do.

I've told the boys, we're going back to outdoor plumbing. so much more civilized. this is horrific. revolting. and thankfully there will be no video footage of what I am about to attempt.

So, when youre going about your day, and things seem challenging, close your eyes for a moment and picture me bailing and siphoning liquified shit, retching and swearing and generally making a complete disaster of things. meanwhile outside, the snow is coming down, down, down. picture the look on my face, the creative language I'm using. picture poo flying everywhere and the dogs cowering in fear.

picture all that. then sit back, and SMILE. I'm just here to serve as a source of entertainment. Hey, no problem. I'm here for ya.

and if you are of a generous spirit, pray for me. 'cause what I am about to do will likely require therapy to get over.

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Kelly Alves

Bunny with an axe
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Between your tank and my stupid ass computer's consistently impeccable timing as to screwing up online homework assignments, I'm beginning to suspect some asshole out there with a couple of voodoo dolls and some graveyard dirt having a gay old time.


Whatever, we must unify in defeating the hex BEGONE! you fucking ever present life hassling gremlins BEGONE! as in GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

[ 15. February 2013, 19:10: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
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Japes

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TICTH utility providers who send letters saying "We provide a variety of times and appointments to suit you. We understand you might be out when we need to inspect our meters."

Do you hell as like. You have exactly two weeks worth of appointments available, with no more exact timings of 8-1 and 1-6, weekdays only. Which is a fat lot of use to someone who live on their own, and works weekdays, being out from 7.00 a.m. - 6.00 p.m. I offered Saturdays, and the possibility of being available from 4.00 - 6.00 on three of the weekday evenings over the next four weeks, (thereby only losing half a day's pay, not a full day) and any time next week, the last week of March and the first week of April, but that wasn't good enough.

Oh, and there are threats of legal proceedings if I don't make and keep an appointment.

So, when your children grumble about school staff being missing, and you complain about how uncommitted school staff are, and how dare they take a day off in term time, just remember you were the one who insisted I take that time out.

[Mad]

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orfeo

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Japes: Whether such things are possible for you with your location/job I don't know, but I fucking well tell people to ring me on my mobile, 20-30 minutes in advance, and I will then drive home to meet them. None of this idiotic waiting in suspended animation.

Comet: This may be one of the few times this is appropriate in Hell: [Votive]


Yes, people, I started this thread, so I can bend the rules a bit if I want. [Devil]

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Twilight

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Yes, Comet deserves a prayer exception. How absolutely awful. Between Comet's story and the Carnival Cruise adventures it's a horrible day indeed.
[Votive]

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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it's done. I'm only having minor flashbacks.

and tonight, WE FLUSH! [Yipee]

PS - I'm also now high-centered on a 3 foot snowberm but I don't care because I GET TO PEE INDOORS

[ 16. February 2013, 04:14: Message edited by: comet ]

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alienfromzog

Ship's Alien
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
Between your tank and my stupid ass computer's consistently impeccable timing as to screwing up online homework assignments, I'm beginning to suspect some asshole out there with a couple of voodoo dolls and some graveyard dirt having a gay old time.


Whatever, we must unify in defeating the hex BEGONE! you fucking ever present life hassling gremlins BEGONE! as in GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!

Well... One or two people were a little upset by the H&A day...

AFZ

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comet

Snowball in Hell
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
it's done. I'm only having minor flashbacks.

and tonight, WE FLUSH! [Yipee]

PS - I'm also now high-centered on a 3 foot snowberm but I don't care because I GET TO PEE INDOORS

Billy (plumber) came by this morning, towed me out of the berm and plowed my driveway. The things some people will do to get to my plumbing. [Big Grin]

I'm surrounded by amazing people.

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orfeo

Ship's Musical Counterpoint
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"Tonight we flush" has to be used in a signature or sitcom or movie or SOMETHING.

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Spike

Mostly Harmless
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Crystal Fucking Palace Fucking Football Fucking Club and their fucking stadium and the chaos it brings to the local area every fucking Saturday.

This evening, we had tickets to a BBC recording. We allowed more than enough time to get into central London, but due to the thousands of brainless fucking morons who descend on the area to get excited about 22 men chasing a bit of leather around a piece of grass, the traffic was gridlocked and all the buses were full so we arrived too late to be allowed in.

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deano
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quote:
Originally posted by Spike:
Crystal Fucking Palace Fucking Football Fucking Club and their fucking stadium and the chaos it brings to the local area every fucking Saturday.

This evening, we had tickets to a BBC recording. We allowed more than enough time to get into central London, but due to the thousands of brainless fucking morons who descend on the area to get excited about 22 men chasing a bit of leather around a piece of grass, the traffic was gridlocked and all the buses were full so we arrived too late to be allowed in.

The club and and stadium were there before you arrived. Why live in London if you can't cope with the lifestyle?

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Would you be someone who thinks a person should move where the work is ? Because if so, you don't have a valid point there.

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quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink:
Would you be someone who thinks a person should move where the work is ? Because if so, you don't have a valid point there.

No, I just don't have time for someone whining about something that has been done for about a century now, and that millions of people enjoy, when it periodically inconveniences them. Next time, look when matches are being played and allow even more time. Fixture lists are readily available and are not state secrets!

I don't mov to where my clients are. I go to them, then travel back to my home.

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Spike

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quote:
Originally posted by deano:
The club and and stadium were there before you arrived.

No they weren't. The stadium was expanded in 1964, the year I was born.
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Why live in London if you can't cope with the lifestyle?

Why build a football stadium in a residential area? Even the local fucking supermarket has to close on match days.

[ 17. February 2013, 12:13: Message edited by: Spike ]

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Can we please now move discussions of London's transportation problems to either Purgatory, All Saints or, if you pay me vast sums of money to read it, a separate Hell thread?

Ta.

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TICTH the word random. Why is everything now fucking random? “Look at his hat, it’s sooooo random”. No it’s bloody not it’s just unusual. The person selected it at the shop and selected it to wear today. Nothing random about that process at all is there. Stop using the word until you know what it means you fucking plumb.

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TICTH being the responsible one. Doing the right and mature things. Being there when the irresponsible actual parent mucks it up. And, catching Hell for a situation which would not exist if the selfish bitch of a mother had not created it.
The fucked up psychology that makes a child idolise a fucked up parent is all the proof I need there is no fucking god.

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quote:
Originally posted by Gextvedde:
TICTH the word random. Why is everything now fucking random? “Look at his hat, it’s sooooo random”. No it’s bloody not it’s just unusual. The person selected it at the shop and selected it to wear today. Nothing random about that process at all is there. Stop using the word until you know what it means you fucking plumb.

In the hacker circles I moved in during college 40 years ago, Random was not a new word. In fact I lived in a dormitory called Random Hall. (A certain publishing company didn't allow it to be called "House".

When someone says a hat is random, to me it means the wearer chose it by picking it from a box without looking.

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How precious. NOT.

Me, I just wish people would remember that I am away and write me a chatty note from time to time, especially with the latest gossip.

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Earthquakes and aftershocks - today, on the eve of the second anniversary of the fatal quake the was a wee shake, just as a reminder.

Huia

[ 21. February 2013, 04:13: Message edited by: Huia ]

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TICTH my fucked up vertebrae and the fact that one slightly awkward movement has left me in a lot of pain and unable to move from my computer chair. Well, at least I've got the Ship to keep me entertained until the drugs kick in. I hope the drugs kick in... [Ultra confused]

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TICTH: Life. For being so ******* short.

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rosamundi

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TICTH this morning's van driver who followed me, on my bike, the length of a residential street, right up against my back wheel, leaning on his horn and revving his engine.

Cars were parked down the full length of both sides of the street. I was acting as advised by the Highway Code and cycle training:

Rule 67... Leave plenty of room when passing parked vehicles and watch out for doors being opened or pedestrians stepping into your path...

I was also fully aware you were there. There was no room for you to overtake me, as the space down the middle of the road is only wide enough for one vehicle at a time. There was no gap in the parked cars for me to pull over and let you past. as soon as a gap did appear, I signalled and pulled into it.

You risked my life, disturbed the peace of a residential area early on a Sunday morning (I was going to Keen People Early Mass with Extra Latin - this was about half 7 this morning), and broke several rules of the road. For you to then wind down the window and swear at me was completely unnecessary.

(here's the Google streetview but this has more gaps in the parked cars than there was this morning).

[ 24. February 2013, 09:48: Message edited by: rosamundi ]

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orfeo

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TICTH Airlines that schedule international flights at times that aren't convenient for either departure or arrival unless you live in a megacity.

I live in a decent sized city, not the middle of nowhere, and my Californian friends aren't exactly in a wilderness area either. So why would you make me leave home before 6am my time to get there, and make them leave home about 4am their time to pick me up?

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