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tomb
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I'm a little confused, Kelly. Is it RooK who resembles me, or the annoying neighbor? Lord knows I've annoyed RooK enough in the past....
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Kelly Alves

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RooK had grown a beard and that Frank Zappa hair you used to have.Never saw the annoying neighbors.

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comet

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Showed up to a film crew at work. Completely forgot. I get to play the bartender. Such a stretch.

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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
Showed up to a film crew at work. Completely forgot. I get to play the bartender. Such a stretch.

Hope the on-set customers aren't too much like the sad bastard you described on TICTH a day or two back.

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comet

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no, thank God. instead there was a 2 hour long bar fight that I didn't have to break up! it was awesome. [Big Grin]

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duchess

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quote:
Originally posted by tomb:
I'm a little confused, Kelly. Is it RooK who resembles me, or the annoying neighbor? Lord knows I've annoyed RooK enough in the past....

Tomb! It's so good to see you! That is all.

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Nicolemr
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We have a new baby tree on our block! The one that was destroyed by Hurricane Sandy was replaced!

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JB

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Who else has been watching "American Bible Challenge"?

Background here

Example, second season preview

(Sorry about those advertisements.)

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orfeo

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Hey there,

I've mentioned before in various oblique ways that I'm heading to the USA, but I thought it was time to say it explicitly here.

Let's see: next week it's the Inland Empire. Then Chicago.

Then after a Canadian excursion, June will be Vermont, New Hampshire, Boston and New York.

July will be Washington DC to start, then another brief Canadian gap followed by Seattle, Portland and San Francisco.

Then Hawaii in early August to round things off.

Yes, I'm exhausted already...

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Lyda*Rose

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(perks up!) Inland Empire, you say? California Inland Empire?

There are a few of us out here, but most have gone low-key on the Ship. But others might be able to come from L.A. or San Diego.

Details!

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basso

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And let us know when you'll be in SF. We haven't had a NoCal meet in quite a while, and your visit would be a great excuse.
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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
(perks up!) Inland Empire, you say? California Inland Empire?

There are a few of us out here, but most have gone low-key on the Ship. But others might be able to come from L.A. or San Diego.

Details!

I thought I was showing off my impressive credentials just by knowing the name 'Inland Empire'. Lol

Murrieta, specifically. Staying with friends. Who've just told me I'll be all alone on the evening of May 18, as they have a party to go to in Orange County. This may be useful information!

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by basso:
And let us know when you'll be in SF. We haven't had a NoCal meet in quite a while, and your visit would be a great excuse.

Roll up! Roll up! Come see the Antipodean Hellhost!
[Devil]

I'm in SF for the last full week in July. I fully expect to be crash tackled by Kelly Alves at the airport.

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Lyda*Rose

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
(perks up!) Inland Empire, you say? California Inland Empire?

There are a few of us out here, but most have gone low-key on the Ship. But others might be able to come from L.A. or San Diego.

Details!

I thought I was showing off my impressive credentials just by knowing the name 'Inland Empire'. Lol

Murrieta, specifically. Staying with friends. Who've just told me I'll be all alone on the evening of May 18, as they have a party to go to in Orange County. This may be useful information!

Erm. I'm booked in Riverside at 7:30PM. My dad takes me to the local symphony on season tickets and this is the last concert of the season. The late morning or the afternoon 'til 5PM would work for me (and anyone else?) I quite understand if your friends are entertaining you the rest of the day until they leave for Orange County.

And certainly the NoCal Shippers will show you a good time. [Big Grin]

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orfeo

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Er. Um. I think they said they were leaving around 3pm...

I don't know. Thought it was worth throwing that out there as a possible time. It's all complicated by my limited grasp of the local geography (specifically, distances) and a lack of easy self-transportation (not planning on driving in that first week, I'll not have adjusted to the RHS yet).

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Nicolemr
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When will you be in New York?

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Nicolemr:
When will you be in New York?

*flicks through copious notes* From 22 June to the end of the month.

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Kelly Alves

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by basso:
And let us know when you'll be in SF. We haven't had a NoCal meet in quite a while, and your visit would be a great excuse.

Roll up! Roll up! Come see the Antipodean Hellhost!
[Devil]

I'm in SF for the last full week in July. I fully expect to be crash tackled by Kelly Alves at the airport.

[Yipee] [Yipee] [Yipee]

Let me know your flight info.

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Lyda*Rose

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Er. Um. I think they said they were leaving around 3pm...

I don't know. Thought it was worth throwing that out there as a possible time. It's all complicated by my limited grasp of the local geography (specifically, distances) and a lack of easy self-transportation (not planning on driving in that first week, I'll not have adjusted to the RHS yet).

I'm very impressed that you know of the Inland Empire. [Smile]

Okay. I could come for you at, say, 3:00 in Murietta and pick you up from your friends' place. We could go for a nosh, I'd drop you back at your home-away-from-home (you'll have a key?), and leave for Riverside at about 5:30 (it's about 50 to 60 mins to get there). I'd really enjoy meeting you, but unless others could meet us there (anyone? anyone?), it would be a short meet for two.

Your call.

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Mamacita

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Chicago

Let me know your schedule. Would love to meet you, play tour guide, or help out however I can.

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Nicolemr
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We will have to get together at some point when you're in New York.

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jedijudy

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[Frown]
*sigh*

I'll just enjoy this nice bowl of worms...

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Chicago

Let me know your schedule. Would love to meet you, play tour guide, or help out however I can.
I've been in touch with Gwai a little bit, so it'd be great if we could all coordinate up. Chicago is the week after next, basically.

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
[Frown]
*sigh*

I'll just enjoy this nice bowl of worms...

I know, I know. We've been through this in the Hosts lounge. Your continent is so darn big that I can't actually get to very much of it in the space of almost 3 months!

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Antisocial Alto
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I hope you do get to visit the South sometime, orfeo- it may look frightening to outsiders but it's where all our best food is!

(Regional barbecue argument starting in 3... 2... 1...)

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rugasaw
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Darn right. Nobody can beat Texas BBQ. Except Oklahoma BBQ. [Biased]

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Grits
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Shoot. It ain't EVEN barbeque less'n it's pork.

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Mamacita

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by Mamacita:
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
Chicago

Let me know your schedule. Would love to meet you, play tour guide, or help out however I can.
I've been in touch with Gwai a little bit, so it'd be great if we could all coordinate up. Chicago is the week after next, basically.
Sounds good.

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jedijudy

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
[Frown]
*sigh*

I'll just enjoy this nice bowl of worms...

I know, I know. We've been through this in the Hosts lounge. Your continent is so darn big that I can't actually get to very much of it in the space of almost 3 months!
I would be considered evil if I didn't keep reminding you of an invitation!
[Big Grin] [Razz] (One more for the Hosts' Lounge, too!) [Cool]

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comet

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quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
[Frown]
*sigh*

I'll just enjoy this nice bowl of worms...

Somehow, not a great argument for southern food, right there.

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jedijudy

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quote:
Originally posted by comet:
quote:
Originally posted by jedijudy:
[Frown]
*sigh*

I'll just enjoy this nice bowl of worms...

Somehow, not a great argument for southern food, right there.
Ahh, but it's the preparation and presentation that make the difference! Imagine, if you will, slightly gritty spaghetti-esque packets of protein, lightly sauteed in peanut oil. Toss in a handful of toasted almonds, and a dash of your favorite hot sauce. A side of fresh asparagus, steamed with a sprinkling of sesame seeds and freshly baked cornbread round out the meal. And for dessert, a warm mango cobbler topped with homemade vanilla ice cream. We're talking good Southern fixins!

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Welease Woderwick

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jj, will you be putting that on the recipe thread in Heaven?

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jedijudy

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Probably not, WW! I usually have measurements and cooking times for the recipe thread. This particular dish is cooked until one feels it is done. [Biased]

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Otter
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quote:
Originally posted by Antisocial Alto:
I hope you do get to visit the South sometime, orfeo- it may look frightening to outsiders but it's where all our best food is!

(Regional barbecue argument starting in 3... 2... 1...)

I volunteer to be the taste-tester! [Big Grin]

Does that make me a Barbecue Agnostic?

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comet

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Geez, now I'm hungry.

And I find that a little disturbing...

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Ariston
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quote:
Originally posted by rugasaw:
Darn right. Nobody can beat Texas BBQ. Except Oklahoma BBQ. [Biased]

Preach it.

'Round about here, they think barbecue is pulled pork with vinegar-based sauce and cole slaw on top. Which isn't bad, once you give it a bit of a chance, but it's not dry-rubbed oak/hickory smoked pigsicles with a whole basket of fried okra and Shiner Bock. Which is probably why I'm glad for Hill Country Barbecue, its actual NYC roots be durned. No okra, the ribs are a bit...foreign, and there's a sad but total lack of barbecued bologna or hot links, but at least there's Shiner (and chewy lean brisket).

That said, blue crabs. Lots and lots of blue crabs. Forget JJ's worms, bring forth the crustaceans! Let's split some exoskeletons!

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Jengie jon

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Look guys you are talking of your barbecue skills to an Australian. Next you will be trying to sell to the French, coming to America to try wine.

Jengie

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Antisocial Alto
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Maybe the next time a Hellhost visits the lower 48, we shippies in flyover-land can have some kind of Survivor-like competition for who gets to demonstrate their regional cuisine for the visitor.

Working title "Ariston Shares His Crabs"?

  • Somebody in the western plains should do prairie oysters.
  • We in the Midwest can have a casserole-off. Lutherans and Methodists receive a handicap.
  • There would have to be an entire bracket for barbecue variations.
  • Shellfish Smackdown: Gulf Coast vs. New England
  • In the Dairy Death Match, Wisconsin vs. Vermont.
  • ???
  • Profit!

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basso

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quote:
Originally posted by Antisocial Alto:

Shellfish Smackdown: Gulf Coast vs. New England

The NoCal group will match our Dungeness crab against all comers. We're pretty fond of them.
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comet

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Oh please. When it comes to fish and shellfish, I win.

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Ariston
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quote:
Originally posted by Jengie Jon:
Look guys you are talking of your barbecue skills to an Australian. Next you will be trying to sell to the French, coming to America to try wine.

Jengie

First, the aftermath of the Judgment of Paris, especially thirty years later. UBB is complaining about the link having a parentheses, so I'll fix it when I'm not trying to rush off to work.
Second, contrary to whatever people north of the Mason-Dixon line or south of the Equator think, a cookout is not barbecue. You don't grill meat for barbecue, you smoke it, starting at three in the morning if you want even a snowball's chance of it being ready in time for dinner. I'm sure our Antipodian friends in Australia and South Africa know a think or five about how to wield the tongs, but true, honest-to-God barbecue is an entirely different beast.
3. Comet, my Chincoteague oysters, blue crabs, grilled rockfish and smoked eels could...well, if not beat whatever you've got, at least get some grudging respect, especially once the Flying Dog and Oliver kegs got involved. Which, having seen yer crabs, is something.

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quote:
Originally posted by Antisocial Alto:
Working title "Ariston Shares His Crabs"?

Then there's Chile. Red or Green or Christmas or Brown here in New Mexico - and I understand there are people in Texas who claim to make some, too.

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Originally posted by Jengie Jon:
Look guys you are talking of your barbecue skills to an Australian. Next you will be trying to sell to the French, coming to America to try wine.

Jengie

It should be noted at this point that Australians have been incredibly successful in recent years at selling wine to the French. Much to the horror of some French.

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PS Southern California is lovely today, and I've stopped panicking every time my host turns onto the right hand side of the road.

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
PS Southern California is lovely today, and I've stopped panicking every time my host turns onto the right hand side of the road.

Did you scream? I screamed (in terror) last week when one of the dear elderly ladies of the congo took me and the church secretary out to lunch. I thought we were going to die. I will never ever let her drive me anywhere ever again. Never.

Oh, and barbeque. I'll put my smoked ribs and smoked turkey against anyone, anywhere. It's that good.

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Originally posted by orfeo:
PS Southern California is lovely today, and I've stopped panicking every time my host turns onto the right hand side of the road.

I bet that you are quite relieved that it is feeling more like spring than high summer again. The last weekend was Not Fun weatherwise in the IE. It is not supposed to reach 104F in early May. [Disappointed]

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So orfeo, when are you going to be in Portland?

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quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
3. Comet, my Chincoteague oysters, blue crabs, grilled rockfish and smoked eels could...well, if not beat whatever you've got, at least get some grudging respect, especially once the Flying Dog and Oliver kegs got involved. Which, having seen yer crabs, is something.

respect. We don't do those; nor do we have lobster, which I do like if I can get fresh.

I'm comfortable with the claim, however, that our dungies beat the NoCal ones: I've had both. Those who know tell me it's the freezing cold waters that do it- the crab butter is more savory. (something like that)

I also claim the best salmon in the world (yes, I've tasted others. Sorry, Ireland- not even close) and our halibut is the True Ambrosia™. You haven't lived until you've put a piece in your mouth and been transported.

JB- YES! NM chile is the best! I'm always trying to bribe the family into shipping me bales of green. It's worth it for the smell of the roast alone.

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Unrelated to the lovely food talk:

1) I watched Chasee#2 graduate tonight. So hard won! So deserved! I'm exhausted and silly-nostalgic tonight. *sigh* what a beautiful tradition this is.

2) i'm most assuredly NOT sappy about the weather. This shit is ridiculous. Any warm shippies accepting refugees to your couches? I'm tidy and make great coffee.

Grumble.

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Sadly I'm heading off to Blighty or you'd be very welcome here - though you might find it a tad warm for your taste! This is the time of year when even the locals moan about the heat!


eta: congratulations to Chasee#2! Well done, Sir.

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