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Thread: Add a Word, Ruin a Christian Book
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lilBuddha
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Soul Train Searching
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I put on my rockin' shoes in the morning
Hallellou, hallellou
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Stetson
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On Being A Christian Scientist
Hans Kung, pretty much blowing his chances at getting his tenure reinstated.
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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!
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mousethief
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The Great Haitian Divorce
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Antisocial Alto
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The Seven Storey Mountain Lion
(perfect for a B-movie adaptation)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Know What Newspapers You Believe
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Interior Decorator's Castle
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Kardashians: Looking Good Being Bad
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Albertus
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The Celebrity Screw Tape Letters
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My beard is a testament to my masculinity and virility, and demonstrates that I am a real man. Trouble is, bits of quiche sometimes get caught in it.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Halogen Illuminated Life
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Everlasting Gobstopper Man
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Pearl B4 Swine
Ship's Oyster-Shucker
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Left Behind Again
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Great Divorce Lawyer
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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An Andrew Greeley collection:
Lord of the Break Dance
Angel Fire Fighters
The Cardinal Sins Mightily
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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jacobsen
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The Gospel according to Luke Skywalker.
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But God, holding a candle, looks for all who wander, all who search. - Shifra Alon
Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
The man who made time, made plenty.
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Lyda*Rose
Ship's broken porthole
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Deuteronomy 101
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Albertus
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The Epistle of EL James.
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Lyda*Rose
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The Epistle to Titus Andronicus
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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quote:
Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
The Epistle to Titus Andronicus
To my true son in the common faith:
Don't eat the pie.
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Lyda*Rose
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![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe
Dressed for Church
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The Shocking Revelation of John the Divine
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"I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr.
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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Paul's Letter to Timothy Leary
The Phenomena of Man Caves (Pierre Teilhard de Chardin)
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Out of this nettle, danger, we pluck this flower, safety.
\_(ツ)_/
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Horse and His Boy Toy
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Stetson
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The George Jefferson Bible
"Weezy! You tell dem honky pharisees I don't give a good DAMN what they say about the sabbath!"
link
[ 19. October 2013, 18:51: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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The Silver Electric Chair
(Is Jefferson's Bible really a Christian book? Did he consider himself a Christian?)
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Porridge
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Engaging the Super Powers
The Passover Already Plot
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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!
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L'organist
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The Song of Solomon Grundy
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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet
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Lyda*Rose
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Zen and the Birds of Peckish Appetite
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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mousethief
Ship's Thieving Rodent
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Surprised by Almond Joy
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Originally posted by Lyda*Rose:
Zen and the Birds of Peckish Appetite
Groan!
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Stetson
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(Is Jefferson's Bible really a Christian book? Did he consider himself a Christian?)
Well, it's a book extolling Jesus, by a guy who believed in God and saw Jesus as a unique figure in human history, albeit not for supernatural reasons. I'd say TJ is as entitled to the label as is any MOTR cleric who announces he doesn't believe in God, and still gets to keep his collar.
Anyway, to get a bit "comical" here...
Lex Luther's Table Talk
First Blast Of The Trumpet Against The Monstrous Regiment Of Wonder Woman
[ 20. October 2013, 07:39: Message edited by: Stetson ]
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mousethief
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Nave's Topical Anesthetic Bible
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Originally posted by Stetson:
I'd say TJ is as entitled to the label as is any MOTR cleric who announces he doesn't believe in God, and still gets to keep his collar.
So, NO then.
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Signaller
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The Man Born to be Jason King
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Lyda*Rose
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Jesus - Safe, Tender, Extreme Athlete
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Pearl B4 Swine
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The Terrycloth Robe
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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Stetson
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The Hammer Of The Kitchen Witches
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Lyda*Rose
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The Purpose Driven Life Guard
The Flashcard Practice of the Presence of God
The Torch Song of Solomon
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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Pearl B4 Swine
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The Cook Book of Kells
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Oinkster
"I do a good job and I know how to do this stuff" D. Trump (speaking of the POTUS job)
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mousethief
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The Divine Comedy Channel
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Wet Kipper
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Take my life...savings
The Hallelujah X factor
Making life Hard work
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mousethief
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The Greatest Salesman in the World Series
Crossing the Threshold of Hope Crosby
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L'organist
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Surprised by Joy Beverley ![[Snigger]](graemlins/snigger.gif)
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Stetson
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My Utmost For His Highest Bidder
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Lyda*Rose
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Saints Preserve Us Lemons
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"Dear God, whose name I do not know - thank you for my life. I forgot how BIG... thank you. Thank you for my life." ~from Joe Vs the Volcano
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mousethief
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The Proverbs 10:31 Woman
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Erik
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God on Mute Swans
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One day I will think of something worth saying here.
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pimple
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I can only steal and recycle:
The Myth of God Botherers Incarnate
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In other words, just because I made it all up, doesn't mean it isn't true (Reginald Hill)
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churchgeek
Have candles, will pray
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Drunken Celebration of Discipline
quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
[If I may bend the rules a bit and change some letters in an existing word]
The Power of Positive Drinking
That's actually a Lou Reed song!
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My article on the Virgin of Vladimir
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