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Stetson
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A folk remedy, popular in coastal regions of the Canadian maritimes. Made from seawater, beer, and other geographically variant substances(usually grasses or roots), brinfeakler is applied topically in the treatment of numerous skin ailments.

lardsy-bardsy

EDIT: Cross-posted with Jammy Dodger. Interesting thematic overlaps.

[ 15. November 2013, 20:57: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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Lardsy-bardsy: Cockney rhyming slang for police interrogation.

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ponsel: The ancient right of Lords of the Manor to demand payment in lieu of throwing your livestock from the church tower.

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Oh dear - I see crustard figures in the Urban Dictionary. They have it wrong, but I had better replace it with:

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Bolcreen: the type of pivot that allows angle-poise lamps to be so awesome.

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Rulipide - Rendered fat used to grease the the participants in Celtic wrestling, which went into severe decline after the invention of Morris dancing.

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Snabuntum - ancient pre-Christian holiday commemorating the return of migratory birds to Glastonbury.

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Clorder is both a verb and a noun, connected to the accumulation of useful things in a car. If you have a tendency to clorder things, you might have a first aid kit, a water bottle, a bible or two, a change of clothes, your gym kit just in case you get the urge to exercise, a picnic chair or two, a blanket, a spare jacket..... amongst the clorder in your car.

No, no, I'm not describing my car at all, there's still a tiny bit of room in there if you need a lift.......

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Bitterslough - the accumulation of mail behind your front door after a spell away (or inside). Believed to refer to the unvarying presence of tax demands, electricity bills, charity begging letters etc.

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A humourously grandiose word used to describe bad cooking. The analagous word "gastromauf" describes a bad chef.

"The gastromauf at that new steak place specializes in leathery sirloin marinated in bargain-shelf wine."

troconomics

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The cost of maintaining the Palais de Chaillot

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Related to death on the subcontinent.

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Celetion: the hasty removal of celery from a recipe.

(Why are TV chefs so fond of adding it to everything?!)

slurker

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Slurker - one who is perpetually inebriated. Originally meaning "one who slurks" - slurk being the noise of somebody falling into a vat of pig slurry.

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Flarpweezle

A variation on Judas, quisling etc. Specifically referring to a traitor who betrays his own side in return for amorous favours from enemy agents.

"That flarpweezle in London turned over dozens of Agency documents to a burlesque dancer working for the Bulgarians."

And, in the same way that "John Hancock" can mean a signature and "Shirley Temple" can mean a drink...

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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marty feldman - the bulging eye expression after being goosed in the backside, though could be also from a goat.

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ahlspog -- A variety of oyster noted for its sharp flavor and smoky aftertaste.


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frangelscarf - a miniature Patagonian potato variety.

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tarcuttle: an ancient roofing tool with a small curved, scythe-like blade.

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Originally posted by Jammy Dodger:
pippsickle

How dare you sir, this is a civilised website! [Disappointed]

[Biased]

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Er...I do apologise for inventing an offensive word. On the law of averages a random collection of letters will eventually spontaneously create an inexcusably inappropriate word. (Monkeys and typewriters and all that). I humbly beg forgiveness from my fellow shipmates.

As you were. [Biased]

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GeeZoo Whiz ! It's not like you gave us tittsickle or something. What's the next word?

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Marvin gave us

fent: pa.part. the condition of a car's bumper/fender after a fender-bender

ambithumbrous*

* This word was coined by my sister; I'll tell you what she meant by it once someone else has had a go.

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ambithumbrous: skilled at using a BlackBerry.

(I'll try and redeem myself)...

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frintopulatious - Jumping and singing while wearing lace doilies. Rob Ford has taken this up as a way to lose weight and avoid drug rehab. His mother supports it.

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abbretach: - a joint made with cheap glue that comes undone in a matter of days (tech. Aircraft Maintenance)

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[tangent]
quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
ambithumbrous*

* This word was coined by my sister; I'll tell you what she meant by it once someone else has had a go.

Come on then piglet what was the real definition?

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quote:
Originally posted by Jammy Dodger:
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quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
ambithumbrous*

* This word was coined by my sister; I'll tell you what she meant by it once someone else has had a go.

Come on then piglet what was the real definition?
My apologies - I forgot about that. [Hot and Hormonal]

ambithumbrous adj of a baby, having no particular preference for sucking either the right or left thumb.

[Big Grin]

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frazzard n danger on the road caused by freezing rain

pliffitude

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pliffitude:

An expression intended to dismiss something as trite or cliche, but which itself has become trite or cliche. Example...

"Complaining about 'Soccer Moms' is soooo late 90s!"

In the above sentence, the speaker has fallen into a pliffitude, because to say "Complaining about X Is So [whatever time period]" is now a cliche.

Someone else can do the next one.

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quote:
Originally posted by Stetson:

In the above sentence, the speaker has fallen into a pliffitude, because to say "Complaining about X Is So [whatever time period]" is now a cliche.

Someone else can do the next one.

May I riff on your definition?

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exissough

A humourous homonym on the phrase "X is O", shouted by referees during Tic Tac Toe competitions to indicate that a player has mistakenly marked down the symbol assigned to his opponent, thus forfeiting that round. The phrase is used both when a X player marks an O, or vice versa.

An example from The American Journal Of Tic Tac Toe ...

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Round 5 of the Rozhestvensky-Blackburn match was forfeited when an exissough was declared in favour of Blackburn
Next word...

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Jammy Dodger

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quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
quote:
Originally posted by Jammy Dodger:
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quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
ambithumbrous*

* This word was coined by my sister; I'll tell you what she meant by it once someone else has had a go.

Come on then piglet what was the real definition?
My apologies - I forgot about that. [Hot and Hormonal]

ambithumbrous adj of a baby, having no particular preference for sucking either the right or left thumb.
[Big Grin]

Brilliant. I was in the right ballpark then - the BlackBerry thing was supposed to be a reference to using both thumbs.
[Big Grin]

Carry on. The current word is helloundia from Stetson.

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You were indeed, JD. [Smile]

helloundia n an herbaceous plant of the genus Cerberus trifloreans characterised by three flower-heads on each stem. Origin obscure but thought to be from "hellhound", a reference to Cerberus, the three-headed dog who guards the entrance to Hades in Greek mythology.

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quixitudinal

The difficulty in setting longitude on a pitching and yawing ship, causing error to be made, and the resulting conflict in observations between neighbouring vessels in a fleet, usually settled by averaging the values.

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