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Yangtze
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Originally posted by Zappa:
One of the primary EnZed "bring your own" dishes of choice is potato bake which I confess I find most pleasant ...

That looks like what I knew as 'pernackelty' growing up but is also called Pan Haggerty. A good Geordie (NE England) dish. Whenever I try to make it it's never as good as my mother's though.

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Lothlorien
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Two of my DILs make this much better than it do. Long cooking to ensure everything is cooked is the key.

One 70s recipe I remember was based on a large can of tuna well drained.

Add a bunch of finely chopped parsley, the more the merrier. A can of crushed pineapple also drained.

Stir all this through a 300 ml carton of thick sour cream. Place all in a bowl and top with a packet of what were then called French fries or straws.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothlorien:

One 70s recipe I remember was based on a large can of tuna well drained.

Add a bunch of finely chopped parsley, the more the merrier. A can of crushed pineapple also drained.

Stir all this through a 300 ml carton of thick sour cream. Place all in a bowl and top with a packet of what were then called French fries or straws.

You left out the last bit: Throw in bin.

I think tuna and pineapple has to be up there with kippers and strawberry jam.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ariston:
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Originally posted by georgiaboy:
Allright, okay, but, but, but,

My only experience with 'tater tots' has been in distinctly sub-par cafeteria service.
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My only exposure to 'hotdish' has been Garrison Keillor's explication of Minnesota-style Lutheranism, so my impression was that it was always tuna.

Am I forgiven?

Hmph. Ignorance is no excuse…except this time. Get thee to a Sonic and order ye some tots; don't even bother taking them anywhere, they have to be absolutely hot and fresh or else you'll never Get It.

As for tuna…that's the weird thing. I thought that too—tuna noodle casserole being the standby—but, after moving east/slightly north, it's become more hamburger and green bean based. Is this a Missouri Synod/Evangelical Lutheran split? Is the way you prepare your one-baking-dish meal for church more indicative of your churchmanship than hooch preference (especially if you're in a part of the country that doesn't drink)? Should we start comparing tuna noodle to tater tot hot dish to Hawaiian haystacks to Methodist meatloaf? Does this way madness lie?

Tune in next week.

Raised evangelical in western Canada. It was physically impossible to have a church potluck sans Shipwreck or Pineapple Delight. When I were a wee lass and it was announced in church that we would repair to the basement for "fellowship", I always assumed that was some adult code word for Pineapple Delight.

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Originally posted by Jade Constable:
Clarification - by tartar sauce I mean French/British tartar sauce, not the American style - I find the use of pickle relish unpleasant and miss the capers and tarragon.

Ah! Thank you, you have just explained what is wrong with tartar sauce over here. I thought that I had got a faulty batch, but now it all makes sense!

Sadly though, this means despite living in shrimp central (you can get it straight off the boat here) I am doomed to sub-par dipping sauces for the little beasties [Frown]

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Lothlorien
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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
quote:
Originally posted by Lothlorien:

One 70s recipe I remember was based on a large can of tuna well drained.

Add a bunch of finely chopped parsley, the more the merrier. A can of crushed pineapple also drained.

Stir all this through a 300 ml carton of thick sour cream. Place all in a bowl and top with a packet of what were then called French fries or straws.

You left out the last bit: Throw in bin.

I think tuna and pineapple has to be up there with kippers and strawberry jam.

I have vague memories that this did not taste as bad as I would find it now.

As for kippers and jam... Evening meal on Sunday was usually attended by a large number of hungry teenagers before church.

I would make several loaves of toast and prepare large amounts of food to go on it. Sliced cold meats, mashed boiled eggs, tomatoes, jam and heaps more.

My young sons loved all this because they had freedom of choice. The only rule was that if you put it on the toast, you ate it. So middle son found himself eating toast, peanut butter, cucumber,raspberry jam and curried egg.

I come from a family which is used to mixtures others find intriguing, even disgusting, but even this was too much for me. He ate it quite happily.

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Kinda funny... I loved/love quiche and still see it around at the Dekalb Farmers Market, here in Decatur, GA. Expensive still, and trendy. Meatloaf? Yuck! I have hated meatloaf since I was a child and had to endure my mother's "concept" of meatloaf: Ground beef with some bread crumbs and chopped onions. Maybe a dash of salt and pepper. Nothing else. Dry as an old leather shoe and about as tasty.

Only once in my forty-six years on this planet have I had a meatloaf I actually enjoyed and that was at a church picnic. A church I no longer attend, alas.

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georgiaboy: My late mother made a dish once that was pretty disgusting if one thought about it... and I did, later. After I had thrown it up for a few hours. Anyway, it had tater tots, green peppers, onions, caraway seeds, and cut up hot dogs. It was a baked casserole and I thought I liked it--but my stomach didn't like it and for years afterward, I couldn't bear the thought of a caraway seed. I'm still not overly fond of them or of hot dogs...

Even as I type this, I feel myself wanting to gag.

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That is the inbuilt intelligence which we share with rats. Food associated with being sick gets the revulsion factor automatically attached. I read a piece in New Scientist, in which the author referred back to an occasion when he had had an upset from sunstroke after having eaten watermelon, and for years couldn't face the stuff, though it was innocent.
This made it clear for me what had happened after my first foray into a MacDonalds. I'd been shopping in London with disturbed eating pattern, and came upon the one near Charing Cross. Massive queues, and the jingle running non-stop. I couldn't finish the milk shake after the Big Mac and fries, all the flavours seeming very intense. By the time I walked out, I had the migraine I had been cooking up all day, complete with sickness. For years I couldn't walk past the arches without feeling queasy, and everytime the advertisement came on the TV, the same. Useful instinct, that.

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Originally posted by Penny S:


That is the inbuilt intelligence which we share with rats. Food associated with being sick gets the revulsion factor automatically attached.


40 years after my last school dinner I still can't willingly eat custard. Even though I like the taste!

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Penny S
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Goodness. I actually got over the Big Mac thing - then allowing normal good taste to take over.
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Originally posted by Penny S:
Food associated with being sick gets the revulsion factor automatically attached. I read a piece in New Scientist, in which the author referred back to an occasion when he had had an upset from sunstroke after having eaten watermelon, and for years couldn't face the stuff, though it was innocent.

I can't stand Eggland's Best Eggs for that reason. The only time I ate them I was recovering from surgery and taking painkillers which made me vomit. (Eggland's Best hens are fed a special diet, and the eggs have a distinctive flavor.)

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Firenze

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Tomato sauce is always a bit borderline. I can't pin it down to any one occasion - rather, when young and poor and not much of a cook, tinned tomatoes tended to go in things a lot. So if you were throwing up, the chances of it being on an ill-considered spag bol were quite high. Or maybe it's a variant of the Billy Connolly line - 'there's always diced carrots in it'.
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Originally posted by Lothlorien:


As for kippers and jam... Evening meal on Sunday was usually attended by a large number of hungry teenagers before church.

I would make several loaves of toast and prepare large amounts of food to go on it. Sliced cold meats, mashed boiled eggs, tomatoes, jam and heaps more.

My young sons loved all this because they had freedom of choice. The only rule was that if you put it on the toast, you ate it. So middle son found himself eating toast, peanut butter, cucumber,raspberry jam and curried egg.

I come from a family which is used to mixtures others find intriguing, even disgusting, but even this was too much for me. He ate it quite happily.

We did something similar at vacation care recently. We put out bread and lots of different salad choices, ham and cheese (the processed slices sort) and the kids could choose their toppings. We also had strawberry jam in case anyone fussy just wanted a jam sandwich.

One of the kids had strawberry jam with cheese, ham, mayonnaise and beetroot. Thank goodness someone had stolen our vegemite or he probably would have added that too.

We often do cooking with the kids too. The recipes have to be fairly simple, and some definitely fall in the 'what were they thinking category?' Today was a picnic day and I was in charge of the Sail boat Sandwiches .
Not too stomach turning (although again we used processed slices instead of swiss cheese), but some of the kids complained about the hummus and asked if they could eat 'normal' sandwiches so I made up some with the leftovers. My shift finished before the picnic so I never got to try them and see if they were any good.

Hummus seems to be a go to ingredient in Australia. It's not fashionable any more but is ubiquitous as a dip, as is tzatziki. Trendy dips that have stayed popular for now.

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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
... it's a variant of the Billy Connolly line - 'there's always diced carrots in it'.

There's an anthem for days like that:

Ubi caritas - everywhere there are carrots [Snigger]

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Originally posted by Penny S:
That is the inbuilt intelligence which we share with rats. Food associated with being sick gets the revulsion factor automatically attached.

I have this reaction to raspberry ripple ice cream. Around fifty years after having it and then throwing up at a childrens' party, the thought of it still makes me heave.

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Originally posted by Boogie:
There is no food which isn't improved by added banana.

Back in grad school I lived in a house where we shared cooking duties. A couple years before I moved in (and so I did not taste this) Jim, whose usual approach was to just buy what looked good and put it together, created a dish that was infamously bad: he tried baking a casserole with bananas and eggplant. Everyone at the table excused themselves after a single bite. Susan said, "It was just like eating snot."

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quote:
Originally posted by Sparrow:
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Originally posted by Penny S:
That is the inbuilt intelligence which we share with rats. Food associated with being sick gets the revulsion factor automatically attached.

I have this reaction to raspberry ripple ice cream. Around fifty years after having it and then throwing up at a childrens' party, the thought of it still makes me heave.
Egg custard with a scant sprinkle of cinnamon - a typical children's dessert in hospitals. Looks nice on top, but a spoon discovers watery, undercooked egg bits underneath. Nearly 60 years on, it still makes me heave at the thought.

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My aunt once made an asparagus quiche for my great-aunt, who had invited us round. They were both sticklers for the "You eat what's on your plate and like it and don't complain" approach so I knew if I accepted anything, I had to finish it. Not having tried asparagus before, I accepted a piece and immediately regretted it. The asparagus chunks looked like large chunks of bronchial phlegm with a slimy consistency that made me struggle not to gag.

Somehow I forced this down without complaint and politely declined a second helping. My aunt had explained that my great-aunt didn't have much money and she'd wanted to treat her to something she didn't normally have. I was alone in not liking it: the rest of the family ate it with appreciation and complimented my aunt, and as my aunt was normally quite a good cook it may be that there really was nothing wrong with it. But it put me off asparagus for years.

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Am I right in thinking that in Erican "Swiss cheese" doesn't mean cheese from Switzerland but generic bland pale yellow semi-hard cheese with holes in it? And if so its only one step up from "processed slices" which are surely punishment rations?

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Absolutely right Ken.

Erican 'swiss cheese' is claimed to taste like Emmentaler - so not great to start with. But the Erican take on the product is vile.

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