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Originally posted by Chocoholic:

I'm not a great one for receiving on the tongue, but even if I did would still feel my hands needed a clean.

Out of interest, do you also sanitize your hands between tucking your chair in and eating your lunch? Or between greeting your friends in the church hall and getting to grips with a choccie hob nob?
Most of the time where I eat I don't need to, we have chairs round the side of our staff room, if I ever go to the canteen whatever I get I'm using cutlery for.
With a name like mine you think I greet people before having a bickie?! No no no, I'm first in line, no one to greet
[Biased] but I don't shake hands with people when I do (no one does, we say hello!).

Hand shaking during the peace was banned during the swine flu outbreak a few years ago and hand hygiene has massively cut hospital infection rates. At work we not only have to wash/sanitise our hands but do it in a certain way.

Piglet, I do agree, same with antibacterial house cleaners, I was bought up without 'em! I suppose frequent videos/teaching etc about bug transmission rubs off and having a household member who does need protecting from stuff means I want to avoid getting sick myself and passing it on.

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Given the general trend of the thread heretofore, we could shortly be on to foot washing.... (Do you wash your own feet, or wait for a passing pope?)
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What I find odd here in the south-east of the UK is that when (a considerable number of people, but obviously not everyone) people in a small group decide to go out for lunch or 'coffee', they invariably go to a 'Garden Centre', as against a pub; restaurant / cafe or the local Sta*bocks or the like.

Mrs. Kat and her mother meet once a week and go out for a drive and then it approaches midday. "Shall we have lunch?" "OK, where shall we go ". "Let's go to Wibbledore's Garden Centre". Why? There's a perfectly lovely little cafe about half a mile away!

Would you go to a restaurant to buy plants or garden tools?

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I never buy plants. If somebody gives me flowers, I give them to my wife. I never try to grow roses. I rarely water my orange tree. It needs a good trimming and an electric drip-watering system. I cannot be bothered to go out in the back garden on a regular basis!

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Firenze

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quote:
Originally posted by Meerkat:

Mrs. Kat and her mother meet once a week and go out for a drive and then it approaches midday. "Shall we have lunch?" "OK, where shall we go ". "Let's go to Wibbledore's Garden Centre". Why? There's a perfectly lovely little cafe about half a mile away!

Does the cafe have on site parking?

I can think of at least one large garden centre hereabouts where I'm not sure the plants aren't in a minority. There's not only the cafe/restaurant, but the farm shop and the play area and the butterfly world and an aquarium and the section selling floral tea towels and twee china. They aim to be Destinations - offering you lots more to spend money on than just a slice of quiche and a salad.

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Originally posted by piglet:
I reckon people use hand-sanitisers too much, for two reasons: (a) if we kill all the bugs our immune systems will forget how to fight them; and (b) the smell of some of them makes my eyes water.

Yes. I think a lot of illness and allergy is due to over-sanitised conditions. 'Tho I do tend to wear gloves on public transport to stop me catching a cold.

(sez me - who spends two days a week in a class of 35 small children, none of whom know how to cover their mouths when they sneeze!)

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They should forget about sanitised hands and sanitise the taps. Will someone not invent a self sanitising tap?

I find those "Now wash your hands signs sometimes found in pub and work toilets odd.

Let me explain. After using the toilet and cleaning yourself and adjusting your clothing you wash your hands. But it isn't that simple:

  • You turn the tap on - there is no plug for the basin so you leave it running.
  • You wash your hands.
  • You then touch the tap WHICH YOU LAST TOUCHED WITH YOUR SOILED HAND to turn the tap off.
How can that be hygienic?

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For the garden centre thing, I go there fairly often for coffee or lunch, it has a fabulous restaurant with really nice food and yummy cakes. It also has a green grocers and bakery so is convenient to pick up some locally grown produce. It's also present to have a look around at the plants etc.

For the tap thing, I know what you mean although more and more switch off automatically. The thing I don't get is in a few places I've seen anti microbial coat hooks. Why?!

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I think the garden centres may sometimes have been marginally cheaper - one of my local ones uses veggies from their own site (but has had an attack of accountants and reduced the range of foods on offer and the portions). The other one I haven't tried because it has gastropub prices. Not many local cafes (caffs, yes) or teashops. One got a write up in the county magazine and had as a selling point that she wouldn't serve solitary customers. (Could this be unlawful discrimination, or a hate crime or something?)
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Okay, this is freaking me out. You have restaurants in garden centers? I am imagining how far you'd need to place it from the manure bags...

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Compost etc is usually in the outdoor bit. Garden centres often have loads more than plants though, they can have fresh produce, homewares, gifts, indoor play areas for kids etc.

I love em, popped into our local this morning for some veggies.

Some even have drive throughs for the heavy stuff, they pop it straight in the boot for you.

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Alright this plan shows the sort of Garden Centre we are looking at. The manure is normally very separate from the restaurant; often as in this case in a separate building.

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Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:
Okay, this is freaking me out. You have restaurants in garden centers? I am imagining how far you'd need to place it from the manure bags...

I consider the best garden centres, here in the UK, to be the ones that offer a Grand Day Out. We are fortunate to have one locally. You can buy tableware and crockery there, all sorts of gifts, cards, a limited range of books... Other sections have clothes, both the fashionable sort and the outdoorsy rugged sort, pet care, sweets, cakes, and a vast range of Christmas trees (real and artificial) and ornaments in season; also Santa's Grotto. There's a large restaurant where you can enjoy drinks, cakes, or a full blown meal, complete with a soft play area for the kids.

Oh, and some plants.

You could spend hours there. [Smile]

Nen - who has.

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Yep, I'm with Nen, you can spend hours at them. Start with lunch, tootle round, have a coffee. I have done a fair amount of a Christmas shopping at ours. If only they'd put in wifi!
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I agree with the 'destination' comments and the 'spending hours there'... I am quite happy to do that. However, when all you want is a quick bite to eat... [Razz]

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Originally posted by Penny S:
One got a write up in the county magazine and had as a selling point that she wouldn't serve solitary customers. (Could this be unlawful discrimination, or a hate crime or something?)

At least they're up front about it. Many places pretend they don't have seats if you're a woman by yourself, try to make you sit at the bar, or pretty much ignore you. [Mad]
(Hint -- I'll be in and out of your precious restaurant a lot more quickly than a couple or group, and single women usually tip well if they're given decent service.)

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Originally posted by Jengie Jon:
The manure is normally very separate from the restaurant

Normally?!? Remind me not to accept a lunch invitation to that centre! [Eek!] (Mind you, our nearest one burnt down before Christmas - perhaps someone was cooking the compost)

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Right near where mother M. used to live, there is a garden centre and we would go there just for the tea and wonderful cakes, made by the proprietor of the little on-site cafe. If we had a look around and bought a plant or looked at the little blacksmiths or wanted some manure, well, that was a bonus. But we went there for the cakes.

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Originally posted by Rev per Minute:
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Originally posted by Jengie Jon:
The manure is normally very separate from the restaurant

Normally?!? Remind me not to accept a lunch invitation to that centre! [Eek!] (Mind you, our nearest one burnt down before Christmas - perhaps someone was cooking the compost)
Yeah, because there is always the odd occasion when something does not function as it should. The occasion when a guy restocking manure has a heart attack outside the restaurant and leaves it there on a the trolley. Given that it is bagged up in thick sealed polythene bags the contamination risk is still very small.

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This place is a splendid restaurant situated in a horticultural nursery not too far from us. Lovely on a summer's day! This place also gets a good reputation, though I haven't been there for years.

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I've never been to a garden centre to go to the cafe or for a day out and find it a little odd, but then I can't drive and also think it's probably an older person's activity.

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Our local garden centre has a restaurant and free wifi.

I like to potter round, buy a plant or two, have a coffee the browse the (very expensive) pottery and crafts.

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quote:
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I've never been to a garden centre to go to the cafe or for a day out and find it a little odd, but then I can't drive and also think it's probably an older person's activity.

Are you a teenager? I spent several happy hours at our local one only yesterday, with my daughter. She's 24 and also goes up there with friends - those with small children play in the soft play area while the adults have coffee and chat. [Smile]

Nen - young at heart.

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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:
I've never been to a garden centre to go to the cafe or for a day out and find it a little odd, but then I can't drive and also think it's probably an older person's activity.

Are you a teenager? I spent several happy hours at our local one only yesterday, with my daughter. She's 24 and also goes up there with friends - those with small children play in the soft play area while the adults have coffee and chat. [Smile]

Nen - young at heart.

I am 24. I just don't understand why you wouldn't go to a proper coffee shop? But then I don't have children and don't have local friends my age with children, and don't have any local garden centres accessible by public transport. I just think of garden centres as being for old people. Not even my parents visit them except for specifically buying plants or garden equipment, my parents would prefer to go to the pub. Perhaps it's a split between pub-goers and non-pub-goers? We've always been a pub-going family from my grandparents down.

It wouldn't occur to me to cater for children, although if children are in garden centres and not in my favourite coffee shop, that is a bonus for me [Biased] I go to coffee shops when I've been shopping in town, and sit in them with a magazine and a pastry or maybe use them for a lunchtime panini.

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Excuse me, I'm only 47 and I love garden centres! * They don't just sell plants - I've bought clothes and Christmas decorations there and they also have a small range of electrical goods at my local centre. My friend's wife is the chef there and her cakes are wonderful, so I make a point of going to the coffee shop.

I didn't learn to drive until I was 42. When I was taking lessons, I used to promise myself that one of the first places I would drive to on my own would be the local Haskins. **

* Suddenly realises that 47 probably sounds very old to someone in their twenties. [Hot and Hormonal]

** Other garden centres are available, but not so close to my house.

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[Killing me] Crockery, cakes, electrical goods, clothing--Are you sure we aren't discussing a shopping mall with a wee place for plants attached to it???? And a drive-thru????

[Snigger]

Okay, now I REALLY want to go to one of these places and see for myself. So much more than the basic US "get your bulbs, weedwhacker and manure here."

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[Killing me] Crockery, cakes, electrical goods, clothing--Are you sure we aren't discussing a shopping mall with a wee place for plants attached to it???? And a drive-thru????

Some of them are. One I sometimes go to (where I don't stop to have lunch, btw) has all that listed above plus a pick-your-own, a conference centre which can be rented out for weddings, a children's zoo that even includes emus, and a tiny funfair.
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* Suddenly realises that 47 probably sounds very old to someone in their twenties. [Hot and Hormonal]

Tosh, Gran, you are not old.

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Excuse me, I'm only 47 and I love garden centres! * They don't just sell plants - I've bought clothes and Christmas decorations there and they also have a small range of electrical goods at my local centre. My friend's wife is the chef there and her cakes are wonderful, so I make a point of going to the coffee shop.

I didn't learn to drive until I was 42. When I was taking lessons, I used to promise myself that one of the first places I would drive to on my own would be the local Haskins. **

* Suddenly realises that 47 probably sounds very old to someone in their twenties. [Hot and Hormonal]

** Other garden centres are available, but not so close to my house.

Well my mum is 43 but I wouldn't say 47 is old.

I am just baffled as to why garden centres are so much more desirable to eat in than an actual cafe in a town/city centre? I am very baffled by a garden centre that sells clothing! All the things sold by garden centres that I've been to have been incredibly naff and twee, I can't imagine what the clothes would be like!

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I'm from the south-east of England and I've never heard of or imagined anyone going to a garden centre for lunch or to meet friends.

Coffee shops maybe, though they aren't really part of my culture. The place you go to socialise is the pub.


I tend to divide coffee shops (which in England are not the same thing as cafes) into three categories

- real ones, which are independent and not part of a branded chain and where the staff wear no uniforms and are almost always Spanish or Italian. They mainly exist in central London and overlap with sandwich bars. Mostly used by office workers buying lunch to take back to their desks. Often totally packed out a 1am and closed by 4. They have big old shiny esprrsso machines that still show their historical origins on the Italian railways. They can also make decent tea.

- fake chain coffee shops like Costa Lotta and Cafe Plastico. Staff wear uniforms and get minimum wage. Found in railway stations, franchised canteens in universities and motorway service stations, small towns where real local businesses have been murdered by Tescos, and in mid-market shopping malls and high streets. The espresso is often OK, the tea is crap, the food overpriced and oversweet, though alright for a hurried takeout breakfast if you are feeling flush.

- pretentious twat chains like Starfucks and, er, I assume there are others. Found everywhere. Customers mostly seem to be 19-year-old girls trying to look cool and wasted gay men with expensive clothes and Apple laptops. As far as I can tell they don't actually sell coffee so much as a variety of horrendously expensive mildly coffee flavoured milkshakes. I'm not completely sure as I've never been in one and never had occasion to either.

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quote:
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I'm from the south-east of England and I've never heard of or imagined anyone going to a garden centre for lunch or to meet friends.

Coffee shops maybe, though they aren't really part of my culture. The place you go to socialise is the pub.


I tend to divide coffee shops (which in England are not the same thing as cafes) into three categories

- real ones, which are independent and not part of a branded chain and where the staff wear no uniforms and are almost always Spanish or Italian. They mainly exist in central London and overlap with sandwich bars. Mostly used by office workers buying lunch to take back to their desks. Often totally packed out a 1am and closed by 4. They have big old shiny esprrsso machines that still show their historical origins on the Italian railways. They can also make decent tea.

- fake chain coffee shops like Costa Lotta and Cafe Plastico. Staff wear uniforms and get minimum wage. Found in railway stations, franchised canteens in universities and motorway service stations, small towns where real local businesses have been murdered by Tescos, and in mid-market shopping malls and high streets. The espresso is often OK, the tea is crap, the food overpriced and oversweet, though alright for a hurried takeout breakfast if you are feeling flush.

- pretentious twat chains like Starfucks and, er, I assume there are others. Found everywhere. Customers mostly seem to be 19-year-old girls trying to look cool and wasted gay men with expensive clothes and Apple laptops. As far as I can tell they don't actually sell coffee so much as a variety of horrendously expensive mildly coffee flavoured milkshakes. I'm not completely sure as I've never been in one and never had occasion to either.

Costa is actually genuinely Italian (or rather started in the UK by genuine Italians). Their coffee is certainly nicer than Starbucks whose coffee tastes burnt. Costa also pays all their taxes which is also good.

I am pretty [Confused] at the 'wasted gay men' comment. I see as many older people in Starbucks as I do younger people, they just have normal people in like any other coffee shop. I've never seen anyone who's 'wasted' in a coffee shop of any description, and wouldn't assume their sexuality anyway [Confused]

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I'm from the south-east of England and I've never heard of or imagined anyone going to a garden centre for lunch or to meet friends.

Happens all the time round here...

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It would never occur to me to have lunch in a garden centre. If I'm going out for lunch I'd either meet at a pub or a restaurant, latter for preference.

And lunch is not comprised of something from the sandwich menu, thank you.

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Penny S
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Three within driving distance in NW Kent, which is, I think, in SE England. There're loads of them.
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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:

Well my mum is 43 but I wouldn't say 47 is old.

I should hope not! What would you say about 60? [Biased]

These garden centers with food sound like something someone should try around here. That might be a money-maker for the big box hardware/garden center stores. The hubby happily looks at routers and lumber, and the wife sits with a coffee or tea and has a sandwich. (Or in the case of several of my friends, the wife is the one admiring the routers and cabinets and such.)

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For us it's often a Bank Holiday standby - weather's not looking too good, nothing specific to visit, let's go out to the garden centre and we'll have lunch there as well. We often go to one which has a tent/camping centre as well ("Let's get another tent!") and other places as well, though we have resisted the temptation of a hot tub and a conservatory to put it in!

The clothes and other goods can be on the naff side of twee, but it's a decent time out of the house that isn't a shopping centre or similar. And it usually gives me my annual kick up the bum to do a little bit or gardening and fill some pots with plants (I generally have the same effect on plants as Herod had on small children, so this is only an occasional urge!)

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
They should forget about sanitised hands and sanitise the taps. Will someone not invent a self sanitising tap?

I find those "Now wash your hands signs sometimes found in pub and work toilets odd.

Let me explain. After using the toilet and cleaning yourself and adjusting your clothing you wash your hands. But it isn't that simple:

  • You turn the tap on - there is no plug for the basin so you leave it running.
  • You wash your hands.
  • You then touch the tap WHICH YOU LAST TOUCHED WITH YOUR SOILED HAND to turn the tap off.
How can that be hygienic?
You turn the tap off with a bit of paper towel. This method is explicitly taught on some public "wash your hands" signs here.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
You then touch the tap WHICH YOU LAST TOUCHED WITH YOUR SOILED HAND to turn the tap off. How can that be hygienic?

You turn the tap off with a bit of paper towel.
Motion-activated taps seem to be the thing nowadays. I can't remember the last time I encountered one where you had to turn the water on/off by hand.

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quote:
Originally posted by Jade Constable:

I am just baffled as to why garden centres are so much more desirable to eat in than an actual cafe in a town/city centre?

They are easy to get to, because they are generally not in town centres, and they have lots of free parking, which you don't find in town centres. I think it's true to say that garden centres are almost entirely aimed at suburban and rural car users.

I appreciate that's not much help to you as a non-driver.

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Practically very self respecting nursery in Sydney has a coffee shop attached. I guess it is a big money spinner as they usually sell fancy gardening goods and other bits and pieces.

Coffee is very often quite good and meals are served. Nothing fancy, just convenient. Surroundings are pleasant.

Few people down here would go to Starbucks. That is why there are few Starbucks in Sydney or Australia to actually go to. Around 90% of them were closed some years ago because of lack of patronage. Just as well too.

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balaam

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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
quote:
Originally posted by balaam:
They should forget about sanitised hands and sanitise the taps. Will someone not invent a self sanitising tap?

I find those "Now wash your hands signs sometimes found in pub and work toilets odd.

Let me explain. After using the toilet and cleaning yourself and adjusting your clothing you wash your hands. But it isn't that simple:

  • You turn the tap on - there is no plug for the basin so you leave it running.
  • You wash your hands.
  • You then touch the tap WHICH YOU LAST TOUCHED WITH YOUR SOILED HAND to turn the tap off.
How can that be hygienic?
You turn the tap off with a bit of paper towel. This method is explicitly taught on some public "wash your hands" signs here.
No paper towels, they have been replaced by air blowers which are not strong enough to dry your hands.

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Pomona
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothlorien:
Practically very self respecting nursery in Sydney has a coffee shop attached. I guess it is a big money spinner as they usually sell fancy gardening goods and other bits and pieces.

Coffee is very often quite good and meals are served. Nothing fancy, just convenient. Surroundings are pleasant.

Few people down here would go to Starbucks. That is why there are few Starbucks in Sydney or Australia to actually go to. Around 90% of them were closed some years ago because of lack of patronage. Just as well too.

In fairness, Australia and NZ have their own coffee cultures to rival those in continental Europe or US cities like Seattle or NYC - NZ even invented the flat white. The UK doesn't have that, and hasn't since the coffee houses of the 17th Century. We've had cafes (more food focused) and quaint little tea shops until Italian immigrants after WWII brought in Italian-style espresso bars, and it took US brands like Starbucks to make coffee ubiquitous. I still know lots of people in the UK who don't drink coffee at all and only drink tea.

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Originally posted by ken:
- pretentious twat chains like Starfucks and, er, I assume there are others. Found everywhere. Customers mostly seem to be 19-year-old girls trying to look cool and wasted gay men with expensive clothes and Apple laptops. As far as I can tell they don't actually sell coffee so much as a variety of horrendously expensive mildly coffee flavoured milkshakes. I'm not completely sure as I've never been in one and never had occasion to either.

[Killing me] I love it!

"I've never been in one so I know they are terrible!"

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orfeo

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I remember walking to meet someone at a Starbucks in New York City. I passed two other Starbucks on the way there.

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orfeo

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Incidentally, the Australian Starbucks site indicates just 24 stores in Australia now, and they're only in Sydney, Melbourne and the region around Brisbane (including the Gold and Sunshine Coasts).

Apparently there about 11,000 of them in the USA.

[ 27. January 2014, 12:35: Message edited by: orfeo ]

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
I remember walking to meet someone at a Starbucks in New York City. I passed two other Starbucks on the way there.

Reminds me of this.

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orfeo

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I was just reminded of another American import that failed here, Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Similar strategy and similar failures. And interestingly, still existing in almost exactly the same locations as Starbucks is still existing.

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Uncle Pete

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Krispy Kreme does not exist in Canada, to my knowledge. I only wish that I could say the same for *$$. An overpriced cup of burnt tasting coffee... I ignore them.

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quote:
Originally posted by PeteC:
Krispy Kreme does not exist in Canada, to my knowledge. I only wish that I could say the same for *$$. An overpriced cup of burnt tasting coffee... I ignore them.

Ahh, but it does! I've looked at them but can't bring myself to eat one. They just look sooooo greasy. But I have friends who have gone to great lengths to get them here and eat a dozen at a time! Personally, I love going to Starbucks for the atmosphere but, as I don't drink coffee or eat the sweets, I mostly only go for the atmosphere.

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