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Eirenist
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If Priests and Ministers are 'Reverend' and Bishops 'Most Reverend' or 'Right Reverend'should Readers/Lay Ministers be 'Nearly Reverend'?

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The Phantom Flan Flinger
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Almost Reverend?

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Rev per Minute
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Probably 'More Reverend'

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Sipech
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Slightly Reverend
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Nenya
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Aspiring Reverend.

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Sioni Sais
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Quite Reverend?

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Chorister

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So beautifully almost Reverend.

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Firenze

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Not forgetting The Quite Reverend Mightily-Praiseworthy-Are-Ye-Who-Exalteth-Om Oats.
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Spike

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A Dean is The Very Reverend, so presumably the Sub Dean is The-Not-Quite-As-Reverend-As-Him.

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Hedgehog

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quote:
Originally posted by Eirenist:
If Priests and Ministers are 'Reverend' and Bishops 'Most Reverend' or 'Right Reverend'should Readers/Lay Ministers be 'Nearly Reverend'?

"I'm With Reverend"? And a little arrow pointing?

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Lamb Chopped
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Re'er-end?

Runs away...

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Never wanting to be reverend.

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Rev per Minute
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quote:
Originally posted by leo:
Never wanting to be reverend.

Not always true, I believe [Biased]

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Leorning Cniht
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Quite Reverend?

It looks like I can tie this to the puritan names thread with a nod to Sir Terry's The Quite Reverend Mightily-Praiseworthy-Are-Ye-Who-Exalteth-Om Oats.

ETA: and now I see Firenze got there first.

[ 27. February 2014, 16:50: Message edited by: Leorning Cniht ]

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no prophet's flag is set so...

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Isn't there a someone who gets called The Venerable. A grand high arch-deacon or something?

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Pigwidgeon

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Best title ever: Precious Precious Sweet Sweet Daddy Madison.

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Firenze

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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet:
Isn't there a someone who gets called The Venerable. A grand high arch-deacon or something?

I thought it applied to everyone in the Junior Saints League - eg The Venerable Bede (and isn't it time he was moving up to Blessed Bede?)
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Zacchaeus
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Archdeacons are venerable - I think it means old [Big Grin]
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Porridge
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No, no, no. The Somewhat Revered. Barely Reverend? I have it: The Reverendum.

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georgiaboy
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quote:
Originally posted by no prophet:
Isn't there a someone who gets called The Venerable. A grand high arch-deacon or something?

All archdeacons are titled 'venerable' whether grand, high or whatever.

But why is this so? (Particularly since it leads to 'venemous arch-demon' jokes).

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Pigwidgeon

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quote:
Originally posted by Firenze:
I thought it applied to everyone in the Junior Saints League - eg The Venerable Bede (and isn't it time he was moving up to Blessed Bede?)

According to Holy Women Holy Men, the monk writing the inscription on his tomb was at a loss for words and an angel came by night and filled in "Venerabilis."

[Smile]

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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The Catholic Encyclopedia entry for the Venerable Bede discounts the angelic epitaph theory.

St. Bede the Venerable was canonized in 1899 by Pope Leo XIII, who declared him a Doctor of the Church and established May 27 as his feast day.

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Chorister

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To make Ancient and Venerable Archdeacons sound more approachable, they should henceforward be called Archie. Imagine the conversation between a Dean and an Archdeacon, meeting for the first time.

'Ello Dean, I'm Archie.

It really sounds quite matey.

Which reminds me of the old joke:
Q: 'What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?'
A: 'Rev'.
The old 'uns are always the best.

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Piglet
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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
... an angel came by night and filled in "Venerabilis."

I'm sorry, but that sounds like a nasty disease. [Big Grin]

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Penny S
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quote:
Originally posted by Chorister:
To make Ancient and Venerable Archdeacons sound more approachable, they should henceforward be called Archie. Imagine the conversation between a Dean and an Archdeacon, meeting for the first time.

'Ello Dean, I'm Archie.

It really sounds quite matey.

Which reminds me of the old joke:
Q: 'What do you call a vicar on a motorbike?'
A: 'Rev'.
The old 'uns are always the best.

Have you come across the Dean of Kings College on the Strand in his leathers?
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no prophet's flag is set so...

Proceed to see sea
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quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
... an angel came by night and filled in "Venerabilis."

I'm sorry, but that sounds like a nasty disease. [Big Grin]
[Killing me]

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