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Leaf
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT IT IS COLD OUT MINUS 51??? MINUS FUCKING 51??? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? AND HOW CAN IT BE SNOWING WHEN IT'S THIS FUCKING COLD FUCK THIS Time to start going south for the winter.
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Welease Woderwick
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Cycled into and around town this morning but stopped on the way back to sit in the shade for a while and drink a cold bottle of soda water. It is not too bad in the morning but from about now [13.??] to about 16.30 it gets a bit too warm. I can do it and have done it but it is not much fun.
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Uncle Pete
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It's still coolish in the morning too. It felt like only 25c at 7 am.
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Ariel
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quote: Originally posted by basso: If we don't get some rain soon, that's gonna be in about April.
Have some of ours. We've got lots and can easily spare some.
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Penny S
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The Beeb on the tv has just pointed out that it is currently less cold at the South Pole than in Montana.
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orfeo
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quote: Originally posted by Penny S: The Beeb on the tv has just pointed out that it is currently less cold at the South Pole than in Montana.
Gosh, how shocking. It's almost like that place had seasons.
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PataLeBon
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Really news people, really....
It's -45 in Montana, 7 in Atlanta, and 27 here, but you have to point out that it's FREEZING in Miami with a low of...51??
Seriously, we would love to have that as a low, and I'm sure many places would love to have that as a high.
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Pyx_e
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I don't mind wind and I don't mind rain and I am not a fair weather biker but these unending storms are making me sad. When I do go out on my bike I feel like a leaf in the (wet) wind. I'm getting to old for this shit.
Fly Safe, Pyx_e
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MSHB
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Well, it's been pretty cold here in Sydney too - I had to change out of my shorts into longer trousers because it is only 18C (about 65F) when it was closer to 30C (about 85F) the other day. January should be a hot month - it can go over 40C in Sydney (about 105F) - so 18C is a bit nippy.
If it gets any colder, I'll have to put on something over my T-shirt.
No sign of Satan's crotch here.
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Siegfried
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Here in NE Tallahassee, FLORIDA, it was 19.9F at 7:30 this morning. It is now up to a balmy 21.3F.
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Rowen
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An Aussie visiting Ohio... -21.c. Windchill -25. Just a bit chillier than summer back in my home state of Australia.
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Kelly Alves
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quote: Originally posted by Ariel: quote: Originally posted by basso: If we don't get some rain soon, that's gonna be in about April.
Have some of ours. We've got lots and can easily spare some.
Oh, if only. I hate droughts. Hate them.Every time we have extreme rain or flooding around here, I tell myself, "Least it's not a drought."
-------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Palimpsest
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In other news, about 40 people have complained on Twitter. They saw a weather man do a "Throw the boiling water into the -15 air and see snow" trick but threw the boiling water upwind and got injured.
Kids don't try this at home.
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comet
Snowball in Hell
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heard about that.
Hil-LAR-ious!
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Adeodatus
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The BBC is reporting this morning that Hell (Michigan) has frozen over.
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Welease Woderwick
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The weather is definitely warming up here - the last two afternoon I have had to put the fan on when haing my post-prandial nap.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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L'organist
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At the moment its sunny.
We had some sun yesterday, although the wind was fierce.
But the sight of the mighty Severn was breathtaking: tide coming in against the flood coming downriver meant a mini-bore. And behind that the main channel full of white-capped wavelets.
Yes destructive but also beautiful.
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Hebdom
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quote: Originally posted by St Deird: Melbourne, in January. Should be 30 degrees and sunny.
Actually? 17 degrees and pissing down with rain. I am huddled in my cold house, wondering where the summer went.
Actually, maximum today in Melbourne was 42.8. Forecast for tomorrow, Thursday and Friday: 41, 41, 42 (degrees Celsius). As the old joke about the teacher arriving at the pearly gates goes, Hell? You've had hell on earth already.
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bib
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Expecting 40C tomorrow which isn't much fun when you are running a temperature as a result of coming down with viral pneumonia- not supposed to happen in Summer in Australia and especially on my birthday! Can't even go for a swim to cool off as doctor has decreed no. Think I'd better take out the smallest violin in the world and play a sad song.
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Meg the Red
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Smallest violin? Are you kidding? bib, you have my deepest sympathy - I Could.Not.Endure. 40 degrees, let alone with a fever. Hell, at 35 degrees I'm actively homicidal.
Get well soon
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Sioni Sais
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At around the age of eight I lived in North Africa and the recorded (shade) temperature peaked at around 111F, which is about 44C. Moving around was physically unpleasant, even for a eight year old, when it got over about 105F and school lessons were stopped when it got too hot (especially in our tin huts), but for my Dad, who occasionally had to fix Her Majesty's aeroplanes in that heat, it must have been a whole lot worse.
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LeRoc
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It's around 40C/100F here, and it will rain at 3:30pm. The same as every day.
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Welease Woderwick
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It never gets much above 35C here - above 37/38even I begin to feel a little uncomfortable. We're now in the dry season and will be lucky to see rain before April or May.
-------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?
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LeRoc
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Here next to the Amazon it is always rainy season, though at some times it is heavier than others (the heavier rains started this week; I already got soaked yesterday).
In the morning, the water vapour starts to rise from the river and the forest, building up to a rain storm at 3:30pm (3 hours from now; clouds are already getting thick). It is so regular that people plan to meet eachother by saying: "I'll see you tomorrow, after the rain."
-------------------- I know why God made the rhinoceros, it's because He couldn't see the rhinoceros, so He made the rhinoceros to be able to see it. (Clarice Lispector)
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Hebdom
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45 degrees forecast in Adelaide today. For those of you snowbound: Scorcher
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Hebdom
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Happy birthday, Bib!
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orfeo
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Oi! Get those fluffy sentiments and spinning smileys out of here!
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Meg the Red
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I wish the weather here would make up its tiny mind. It is the middle of January, when one might reasonably expect it to be rather coolish. It freaking rained last night, and the temp has risen overnight to +8. No prob; I can just haul out the light spring coat. Except it's going to cool down all day to -1 with high winds, so I don't know which temperature to dress for. Thank God for layers (outside) and pit zips (on overheated buses). And a great big middle digit to dumbass drivers who speed through slush puddles as they pass pedestrians: may ravenous potholes eat your axles.
Oh, and Orfeo,
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Evensong
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The weather in Japan was perfect. An average -2C during the day with lots of powdery snowfall made for skiing.
The weather in Indonesia was even better. An average of 30C give or take a few with lovely humid rainstorms.
Now I'm back home from holidays. Thankfully Satan's crotch is no longer so hot. Perhaps she got laid.
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no prophet's flag is set so...
Proceed to see sea
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Chinook has struck. Melty temps with howling wind. To give way over night to a forecast 25° drop and everyone falling down an busting hips and cars.
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comet
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similar here, NP, only it's pretty standard for our neck of the north. our impressive snowberms are down to subpressive and everything is drippy and slick and howly. on the plus side, I've put up the shoepacks for now and am back to wearing hikers.
the rain and snow dumps on the roof are likely to drive me insane.
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RuthW
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What's weather?
(Today the high in La La Land was 85F. )
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Left at the Altar
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Well, it's 44ºC here now, which is effing hot (111.2ºF). The gardener at my daughter's (former) school collapsed and died of heatstroke yesterday. They've postponed matches on the outside courts at the Australian Open, which they pretty well never do. I suspect it would be well over 50 on court. Expected minimum tonight is 26ºC. I suspect it will still be in the high thirties at 3am. In short, it is bloody awful.
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Evensong
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quote: Originally posted by RuthW: What's weather?
(Today the high in La La Land was 85F. )
Seems legit.
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orfeo
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I look forward to this thread dying around the next equinox.
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Evensong
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/tangent
Odd word equinox.
I mean really, what does a horsey cow have to do with astrology?
/end tangent
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orfeo
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Evensong, leave before I drop a lyre on your head with terminal velocity as a means of increasing the world's average pun-making ability.
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no prophet's flag is set so...
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quote: Originally posted by Left at the Altar: Well, it's 44ºC here now, which is effing hot (111.2ºF).
Hmm, considers the 88° difference between our recent temp extremes, and wonders about the frozen fish that will be baked from frozen for supper. Hits head on frozen wall, considers resuming sniffing glue, but has a cup of tea (hot) instead.
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L'organist
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Rain is lashing down here: can't get across the garden and a preliminary testing of the route to church doesn't look good...
But I've a roof over my head, food in the freezer and store cupboard andan efficient heating system.
I just wish it didn't look like 5pm at noon...
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Bishops Finger
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......all this water.....all this bloody water......
Ian J.
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L'organist
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Just paid out nearly £40 to have a wheel rim bashed back into shape and small puncture fixed.
Potholes are so bad in this area that my independent tyre service have got an old chap out of retirement and all he does all day is sort out wheel rims and re-balance tyres - so much call for it they've even reduced the price!
Meanwhile, local council says that unless you can "prove" which pothole it was that caused your problem they won't accept liability - they want photos and witness statement(s)
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Piglet
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This morning it was +12°C here, and socks were temporarily discarded. Now it's +1°C.
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quetzalcoatl
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We have just got used to rain every day now. We are worried about the water table, as if it keeps rising, all the septic tanks will start backing up. Not nice. My neighbour has a pump inside his, and at a moment's notice, pumps excess water into the hedge. No doubt this is illegal.
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Penny S
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Had to pass through a puddle which had swelled to a floodlet this evening. The RAC man who had come to the woman who had driven through the deep side advised me to turn round, but it was a lane, with a line of non-reversers behind me and no turning spots, and a car coming through towards me. And dark. Managed OK having seen that that car did so. And it was a pointless journey - to John Lewis, the only local supplier of Anchor Stranded embroidery yarn, as my embroidery kit had run out of one colour. Which was the only colour missing on the stand.
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Taliesin
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Driving to London tomorrow, so I hope they've managed to reopen some roads. Sussex was basically sub-aqua today.
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