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Ariel
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# 58

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"Mama, I'm really sorry, but I just don't want to marry the Spencer girl. Camilla is the only one for me."
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"Not tonight, Alois, I have a headache" - Klara Hitler.

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Golden Key
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Anyway, God, as to your servant Job--that pampered, protected prat down there--I bet you 50 doughnuts that, if you take your protection from him...

Hmmm...doughnuts! Sorry, Lord, I'm grumpy and breakfastless. D'oh! Never mind what I said about Job. I'm going to get a half dozen doughnuts, some of that fancy Mexican chocolate dip from the future, and go back to bed.

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--"Oh bat bladders, do you have to bring common sense into this?" (Dragon, "Jane & the Dragon")
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Ariel
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"Let's just stay here in the hotel overnight. We can sneak out separately before dawn tomorrow disguised as cleaners or something to avoid the paparazzi. We won't take the car, just mingle with the early morning crowds and meet up at your apartment. What d'you say, Dodi?"
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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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"What do you mean, 'no room in the inn?' Can't you see my wife is expecting? You'd better rustle us up the bridal suite tout suite, my good man, or there'll be a letter in tomorrow's Bethlehem Times, I assure you!"

[ 27. February 2014, 18:50: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]

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Dafyd
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Look, Oscar darling, I know my Daddy's a pain, but let's not take him to court when we can just sneer at his awful spelling.

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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams

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Dafyd
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The island's not ours to sell, and we don't want your beads anyway.

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we remain, thanks to original sin, much in love with talking about, rather than with, one another. Rowan Williams

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Uncle Pete

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Wallis, find someone else to play games with. Something must be done, like I said in Wales, and I seem to be the only one who can manage Mr Baldwin.

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Even more so than I was before

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Stejjie
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"A world-wide web, Tim? All people will do is look at porn, pictures of cats and waste time chatting with each other. I wouldn't bother with it if I were you."

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"Hell yes, of course we killed Diana. She was a pain in ones butt"

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Baptist Trainfan
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"Yes, Henry, of course you can get rid of your wife and take another. Do it half-a-dozen times, if you like. I'll do anything to keep the Catholic Church together".
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Campbellite

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Doctors from the Dallas Parkland Hospital report that the bullet which grazed President Kennedy caused only minor injuries, and that the President will make a complete recovery.

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I upped mine. Up yours.
Suffering for Jesus since 1966.
WTFWED?

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Kitten
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I'm sorry, that armour makes my bum look too big, I'll just stick to this nice, feminine dress. And why on earth would I want to go to Orleans

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Never accept a ride from a stranger, unless they are in a big blue box

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Schroedinger's cat

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I suppose we could mass produce this car thing, but it uses an irreplaceable energy source. I think I will put my effort into developing an alternative power source instead.

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Lord may all my hard times be healing times
take out this broken heart and renew my mind.

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Stejjie
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"Your majesty, your servant has killed both lions and bears and this uncircumcised Philistine shall... shall... b****y h**l, Goliath's huge, isn't he?! How about we negotiate terms, instead?"

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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"No point in going down to earth, son. Mankind are so hopelessly depraved that not even your death by crucifixion could redeem them. Best stay up here with me and enjoy the show. Let that Mohammed fellow give it a try if he wants."

[ 01. March 2014, 02:29: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ]

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DangerousDeacon
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Direction to Royal Engineers - put plenty of fortifications on the north side of the island. Signed, Percival.

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'All the same, it may be that I am wrong; what I take for gold and diamonds may be only a little copper and glass.'

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