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Welease Woderwick

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It's a while since we had a limericks thread so here we go again. Player one gives the first line of a limerick and then folks add a line each. The person adding the fifth line then gives a new first line. Please remember issues of metre and the standard A-A-B-B-A rhyming pattern. Please also keep it decent as I'm pretty sure the thread will be closed fairly swiftly if things degenerate into smut.

How about we start with a Geographical Sequence and I'll start with A:

When travelling towards Aberdeen

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To spend the New Year with the Queen

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I heard bagpipes playing

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and hunting-dogs baying

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But nary a one to be seen.

A vicar who preached in the nude

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Was one very wrinkled old dude

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He'd cast off his cassock

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Then quote Sacher-Masoch
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And his exegesis was exceptionally lewd.

There was a young chap from Schenectady

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There was a young chap from Schenectady

Who desperately wished to connected be

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So he whipped out his phone

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For he was alone
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Until he got a call unexpectedly.

(OK, it sorta works.)

While plotting his next big adventure,

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With a bond, or perhaps a debenture
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A boozy old broker
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and confirmed cheroot-smoker

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Welease Woderwick

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Had a shock when he swallowed his denture!

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When taking the waters at Bath

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I became apoplectic with wrath

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Pondering.

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As I lounged in the bubbles

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Bemoaning my troubles,

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Like some low-budget Sylvia Plath.

A nurse a cardiac ward

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Welease Woderwick

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Tripped on a long trailing cord

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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As downwards she tumbled

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Oh bugger, she mumbled,

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Her language, 'twas most untoward.

A lusty young tenor from Chester

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Had a crush on a basso named Lester.

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The poor chap's vibrato

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Got stuck on staccato
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(Embarrassed, he had to sequester.)

A sweet young thing named Mary Ellen

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Had an uncommon fondness for melon.

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She bit into a slice,

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Which contained three blind mice

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That greengrocer's rather a felon!

While staying in Dublin's fair city

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I found myself singing this ditty:
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"Oh Guinness and shamrocks",

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"I've broken the damn box"

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Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
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Alas and alack, what a pity!

When dining on mussels and shallots

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Welease Woderwick

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Don't wear white silk and culottes

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Remember your manners

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Don't go bananers
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Or your outfit will end up with spots!

There was once a young man from Manchester

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Who dropped out of school one semester.

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To go "see the world"

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Welease Woderwick

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and he saw it unfurled

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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And ended up as a court jester.

A saucy young wench named Samantha

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Got given her very own panther

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Welease Woderwick

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all black and sleek

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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But with appetite weak

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Welease Woderwick

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He could barely manage a cantor!


When walking the Cumbrian Fells

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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I put on my 'court jester' bells

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