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Pearl B4 Swine
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and a bagpipe, in case

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Oinkster

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I couldn't keep up the pace,

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Welease Woderwick

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[When walking the Cumbrian Fells
I put on my 'court jester' bells
and a bagpipe, in case
I couldn't keep up the pace,]

As I mumbled incantations and spells!


As I flew away from Djibouti

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Raptor Eye
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The hostess was incredibly snooty

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When I pressed the "help" bell

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Pondering.

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she looked down and said, "Well?"

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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"If you must know, your head has a cootie!"

An old gal who lived in the Bronx

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Welease Woderwick

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Had a vast collection of Gonks

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What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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Pearl B4 Swine
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Then she bought a Fox Terrier

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Oinkster

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Used the Gonks for a barrier

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Jasmine, little cat with a big heart.

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Raptor Eye
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In her bed, as the dog often honks.

There was an old fool from New Hampshire

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Who said, "By my troth, 'tis a damp shire!"

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So he skipped up to Maine
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But found unending rain
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and resorted to using a gamp, sire.

While strolling one day in the woods

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I may not be on an island any more, but I'm still an islander.
alto n a soprano who can read music

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Stetson
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A wolf met some girls in red hoods
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"What Luck!", declared he

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http://davidandlizacooke.wordpress.com

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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"I'll ask them to tea"

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Firenze

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And a recital of Chopin's etudes.

There were some twins called Phyllis and Gilbert

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mark_in_manchester

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who got lost in a space owned by Hilbert

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"We are punished by our sins, not for them" - Elbert Hubbard
(so good, I wanted to see it after my posts and not only after those of shipmate JBohn from whom I stole it)

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Wesley J

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..., not by Gilbert and Sullivan

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Be it as it may: Wesley J will stay. --- Euthanasia, that sounds good. An alpine neutral neighbourhood. Then back to Britain, all dressed in wood. Things were gonna get worse. (John Cooper Clarke)

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Pearl B4 Swine
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quote:
Originally posted by piglet:
and resorted to using a gamp, sire.

I had to Google gamp . So, now I know [Smile]

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Curiosity killed ...

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but Dublin with Biddy Mulligan

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... who sold fruits and the tastiest filberts.

A young Archimandrite named Theo...

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Rara temporum felicitate ubi sentire quae velis et quae sentias dicere licet

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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Had a fondness for women named Cleo.

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He had to resist

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Curiosity killed ...

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His wish to insist

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Which was hard, for he loved them con brio

A poet addicted to sonnets

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(Paul Sinha, BBC)

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Had a fondness for girls in poke bonnets
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Piglet
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He would write each an ode

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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In a top secret code

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That they couldn't decipher, doggone it!

The bishop was walking his beagle

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Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.

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When the dog got scooped up by an eagle.

[ 06. May 2014, 01:29: Message edited by: Stetson ]

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"Doggone!" quoth the Bish,

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Spiggott: Everything I've ever told you is a lie, including that.
Moon: Including what?
Spiggott: That everything I've ever told you is a lie.
Moon: That's not true!

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Curiosity killed ...

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The dog thought, "I'm no fish",

[ 06. May 2014, 04:55: Message edited by: Curiosity killed ... ]

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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"And I thought fishing here was illegal!"

While strolling one day through the park

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I espied a tree with no bark

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'Oh, p...lease!' said the tree,

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"don't make fun out of me!"

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Chorister

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Having no bark's not a lark.

When singing one day in the choir

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Retired, sitting back and watching others for a change.

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Piglet
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the music got higher and higher

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Stained-glass windows shattered

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Curiosity killed ...

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The altar cross clattered

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Raptor Eye
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And the bats all flew out of the spire.

A grey pussycat called 'Vanilla'

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Curiosity killed ...

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Modelled her style on Godzilla

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She'd claw you to pieces

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That tasted like Reese's

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At underground clubs in Manila.

A heretical pastor named Wally

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I have the power...Lucifer is lord!

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Welease Woderwick

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liked to drink Bolly & Stolly

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Fancy a break in South India?
Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details

What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand?

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As he said 'kiss the bride'

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