My profile login | | Directory | Search | FAQs | Board home   Printer-friendly view   » Ship of Fools   »   » Oblivion   » Fractured Compliments (Page 4) Email this page to a friend or enemy.   Pages in this thread: 1  2  3  4  5    Source: (consider it) Thread: Fractured Compliments Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       I had asked for a fawning sycophant. You are my delight……. -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Stetson Shipmate # 9597 Posted                       ...for when lights A B and C are at the repair shop. You are God's gift to women... Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           ...who are just waiting to get their claws out! You got your hair cut! -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Oscar the Grouch Adopted Cascadian # 1916 Posted                       Shame it wasn't your throat as well. If a picture paints a thousand words, Then why can't I paint you? -------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu Posts: 3871 | From: Gamma Quadrant, just to the left of Galifrey | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        You'd sure look better covered with paint, and if I were lucky the paint would smother you. You're the best person I know at... -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       wasting my time. I'd like to wrap you up in a package and tie it with a bow . . . -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       and post it as far away from here as possible, preferably on a very slow ship. You're scrummy….. -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Oscar the Grouch Adopted Cascadian # 1916 Posted                       You must be, the way all those lice are so attracted to you. I want to shout your name from the highest mountain... -------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu Posts: 3871 | From: Gamma Quadrant, just to the left of Galifrey | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           ...because I'd hate to display my temper like that in public. One from a song: You do something to me... -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Amir Emrra Apprentice # 18100 Posted                        …please don't. Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes... Posts: 37 | From: UK | Registered: May 2014  |  IP: Logged The5thMary Shipmate # 12953 Posted                        that causes all the blood in my body to explode out of every orifice. When we were children I thought longingly of... -------------------- God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose. Posts: 3451 | From: Tacoma, WA USA | Registered: Aug 2007  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       what your poor mother must have thought when you popped out! I can't think of anyone I'd rather spend eternity with other than you . . . -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Oscar the Grouch Adopted Cascadian # 1916 Posted                       ... by the way, I sold my soul to the Devil many years ago. You were so cute when you were a baby... -------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu Posts: 3871 | From: Gamma Quadrant, just to the left of Galifrey | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       It's strange how those dimples distort with age. I know you're in the room without looking…. -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged DangerousDeacon Shipmate # 10582 Posted                           Everyone else stopped wearing "Brut" aftershave in 1986 - Chemical plants have less odour - and by the way, you should only use it on your face. You have so much knowledge -------------------- 'All the same, it may be that I am wrong; what I take for gold and diamonds may be only a little copper and glass.' Posts: 506 | From: Top End | Registered: Oct 2005  |  IP: Logged Stejjie Shipmate # 13941 Posted                           of how to make my life a complete misery. I feel like I'm walking on air... -------------------- A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist Posts: 1117 | From: Urmston, Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2008  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       you expel so much of it out of your backside. Your voice would make angels sigh . . . [ 11. July 2014, 18:34: Message edited by: Amanda B. Reckondwythe ] -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Gwai Shipmate # 11076 Posted                        and the rest of us do well to restrain ourselves by quietly leaving to use the bathroom whenever you open your mouth. I learn from you every day. For instance, [ 11. July 2014, 18:41: Message edited by: Gwai ] -------------------- A master of men was the Goodly Fere, A mate of the wind and sea. If they think they ha’ slain our Goodly Fere They are fools eternally. Posts: 11914 | From: Chicago | Registered: Feb 2006  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           I always thought I had trouble getting to sleep, but it turns out white noise, such as your attempt at interesting conversation, does the trick! Amir Emrra posted one (from the Bible!) earlier that seems to have fallen by the wayside: Your teeth are like a flock of shorn ewes -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Stetson Shipmate # 9597 Posted                       ...on the floor of an abattoir. But I say love, it is a flower, and you... Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged Kelly Alves Bunny with an axe # 2522 Posted                        ... a common weed. (sing it, it scans!) I think about you all day... -------------------- I cannot expect people to believe “ Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.” Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003. Posts: 35076 | From: Pura Californiana | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       Your name repeats over and over in one of those dreadful pop songs that get in my head as 'ear worms' You're soft and gentle like……. -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged The5thMary Shipmate # 12953 Posted                        a quivering gelatinous blob of mucous. Your keen insight is matched only by your -------------------- God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose. Posts: 3451 | From: Tacoma, WA USA | Registered: Aug 2007  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       clumsy tactlessness. I'll sing your praises from every rooftop . . . -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       The other cats will all want to know your prowess. Your expertise in the kitchen is to die for…… -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           No, really, call 911. Being with you today has been the perfect day... -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Sir Kevin Ship's Gaffer # 3492 Posted                           ...for getting a tetanus shot. When I'm with you, I feel... -------------------- If you board the wrong train, it is no use running along the corridor in the other direction Dietrich Bonhoeffer Writing is currently my hobby, not yet my profession. Posts: 30517 | From: White Hart Lane | Registered: Oct 2002  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           ...a head cold coming on. Thank you for this copy of your new book! It's... -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged The5thMary Shipmate # 12953 Posted                        perfect for the cats litter box! That twinkle in your eye reminds me of -------------------- God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose. Posts: 3451 | From: Tacoma, WA USA | Registered: Aug 2007  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       when someone has a little diamond embedded into a decayed, discoloured tooth. It's obvious why you get so many wolf whistles…… -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Stetson Shipmate # 9597 Posted                       ...with all that hair on your chinny chin chin. You are a child of the universe... Posts: 6574 | From: back and forth between bible belts | Registered: Jun 2005  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                       but the universe decided to give you up for adoption. You bring out the best in me Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Mamacita Lakefront liberal # 3659 Posted                        ... which highlights the worst in you. You remind me of someone -------------------- Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly, now. Love mercy, now. Walk humbly, now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it. Posts: 20761 | From: where the purple line ends | Registered: Dec 2002  |  IP: Logged Lamb Chopped Ship's kebab # 5528 Posted                        I've tried so very, very hard to forget. You are the apple of my eye... -------------------- Er, this is what I've been up to (book). Oh, that you would rend the heavens and come down! Posts: 20059 | From: off in left field somewhere | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Oscar the Grouch Adopted Cascadian # 1916 Posted                       ... if by "apple" you mean "maggot-infested, putrid, misshapen lump." You have warmed the hearts of the saints... -------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu Posts: 3871 | From: Gamma Quadrant, just to the left of Galifrey | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged churchgeek Have candles, will pray # 5557 Posted                           They do love a hopeless cause. My mother always loved you. -------------------- I reserve the right to change my mind. My article on the Virgin of Vladimir Posts: 7773 | From: Detroit | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        Fried, in breadcrumbs, with a BBQ sauce. "You handled that customer really well" -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Amanda B. Reckondwythe Dressed for Church # 5521 Posted                       And I hear she's having you arrested for sexual molestation. Wow! What a figure! -------------------- "I take prayer too seriously to use it as an excuse for avoiding work and responsibility." -- The Revd Martin Luther King Jr. Posts: 10542 | From: The Great Southwest | Registered: Feb 2004  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       I didn't imagine any body measurement could come to such a high number! Come into my parlour.... -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged Sioni Sais Shipmate # 5713 Posted                        and do the cleaning and dusting, like I paid you to do. You are ten years ahead of your time! -------------------- "He isn't Doctor Who, he's The Doctor" (Paul Sinha, BBC) Posts: 24276 | From: Newport, Wales | Registered: Apr 2004  |  IP: Logged Oscar the Grouch Adopted Cascadian # 1916 Posted                       which, to be precise, was about 35,000 years ago. Everytime you open your mouth, I am humbled... -------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu Posts: 3871 | From: Gamma Quadrant, just to the left of Galifrey | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       In fact, I'm on my knees as your breath nearly knocks me out. Our eyes met across the crowded room.... -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged jrw Shipmate # 18045 Posted                       Apparently, you were there too that night although I don't remember seeing you. You make me feel brand new Posts: 522 | Registered: Mar 2014  |  IP: Logged Oscar the Grouch Adopted Cascadian # 1916 Posted                       Because you're so ancient. I've really missed your witty comments -------------------- Faradiu, dundeibáwa weyu lárigi weyu Posts: 3871 | From: Gamma Quadrant, just to the left of Galifrey | Registered: Dec 2001  |  IP: Logged Stejjie Shipmate # 13941 Posted                           I mean, opinions like yours couldn't have been serious, could they?! I'll wait for you... -------------------- A not particularly-alt-worshippy, fairly mainstream, mildly evangelical, vaguely post-modern-ish Baptist Posts: 1117 | From: Urmston, Manchester, UK | Registered: Jul 2008  |  IP: Logged iamchristianhearmeroar Shipmate # 15483 Posted                           To have plastic surgery before considering going out with you. You have such a warm heart... -------------------- My blog: http://alastairnewman.wordpress.com/ Posts: 642 | From: London, UK | Registered: Feb 2010  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                        but the blood is now dripping through my fingers. Your skin is so soft and smooth... -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? Posts: 48139 | From: 1st on the right, straight on 'til morning | Registered: Sep 2005  |  IP: Logged Raptor Eye Shipmate # 16649 Posted                       And wrinkled, like a hairless cat. Your hourglass figure.... -------------------- Be still, and know that I am God! Psalm 46.10 Posts: 4359 | From: The United Kingdom | Registered: Sep 2011  |  IP: Logged The5thMary Shipmate # 12953 Posted                        has me hoping that soon your time on this Earth will run out. You dance as though you had -------------------- God gave me my face but She let me pick my nose. Posts: 3451 | From: Tacoma, WA USA | Registered: Aug 2007  |  IP: Logged Welease Woderwick Sister Incubus Nightmare # 10424 Posted                        ...oh...I see you have. Those teeth, that coy little smile... -------------------- I give thanks for unknown blessings already on their way. Fancy a break in South India? Accessible Homestay Guesthouse in Central Kerala, contact me for details What part of Matt. 7:1 don't you understand? 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