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Ariel
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Yes, it's another grammar pedants thread. We haven't had one for a while, and I feel sufficiently moved to start one.

What is this trend to use verbs as nouns?

"I'll send an invite."
"You have to wait for the reveal at the end."
"It's a new build."

And this horrible trend towards contractions?

"I've prepped the onions."
"It's prolly true."

And complete ungrammaticisms:

"Me and him were out last night."
"She was sat there."
"He was laying on the floor."

And finally a couple of random annoyances:

"He stomped up the stairs and then snuck into his room" - not in the UK he didn't. In Britain he stamped up the stairs and sneaked into his room.

Colloquial English used in conversation is one thing but when these sorts of things start appearing in print, it's worrying because it suggests that some people no longer know the difference between colloquial and "proper" English. Language evolves, but not every change is an example of good evolution.

Just add your own horrible examples...

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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:

"You have to wait for the reveal at the end."
"It's a new build...."

You are apparently a gear-head like me: Both of those phrases were originated by Ryan Friedlinghausen, host and owner of West Coast Customs, a US television programme on a channel that specializes in interesting cars.

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Kaplan Corday
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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
when these sorts of things

...when this sort of thing...
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Kaplan Corday
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And then there are parameter/perimeter, reluctant/reticent, immensity/enormity and decimate/devastate.

And yes, we may occasionally begin a sentence with "and".

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There's only one that bothers me, and thats confusing "insure" and "ensure."

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I really hate when people say (or write) "myself" when they mean "me". [Disappointed]
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After 80% of the buildings within the CBD in Christchurch had either fallen down or were deemed unsafe and demolished, we now have The Rebuild inflicted on us.

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There's nothing new to see here. "Contact" went in the dictionary as a noun a long time ago.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kaplan Corday:
And then there are parameter/perimeter, reluctant/reticent, immensity/enormity and decimate/devastate.

And yes, we may occasionally begin a sentence with "and".

discreet/discrete.

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My personal peeve is 'impact' used to mean 'affect'. What is wrong with 'affect'?

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Sparrow
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Another couple of personal hates in the sporting field:

Noun as verb: to "medal" - this one was prevalent at the London Olympics.

Verb as noun: "It's a big ask" meaning (presumably) it's a lot to ask.

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Uncle Pete

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Many people do not understand that effect and affect are two different words.

And on an otherwise literate blog, the writer couldn't see what was wrong about using principal when it was obvious that principle was meant.

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Dafyd
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quote:
Originally posted by PeteC:
Many people do not understand that effect and affect are two different words.

Four different words, as they mean something different as nouns than as verbs.

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Oh, and I hate it when it is obvious that a hardcover book was edited using spell check.

Dialogue: Here, here! (for Hear, hear!)

I was contemplating buying a book, but when the dustjacket! used who's when the context of the sentence obviously showed that whose was meant.

I put it back on the shelf.

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As an English teacher (retired apart from annual fun with words with gifted 13-year-olds) I've had to accept that every language is in constant flux. But the loss of important shades of meaning is what I cannot abide. Even reputable novelists and senior journalists don't know when to use 'might have'.

Which of these two women is dead?

Seat belt may have saved woman's life.
Seat belt might have saved woman's life.

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Noun as verb: to "medal" - this one was prevalent at the London Olympics.

My grandson can see nothing wrong in "versing " another team. We are versing xyz on Saturday. [Ultra confused]

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Uncle Pete

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quote:
Originally posted by Dafyd:
quote:
Originally posted by PeteC:
Many people do not understand that effect and affect are two different words.

Four different words, as they mean something different as nouns than as verbs.
I consider myself chastised. [Biased]

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Sparrow
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothlorien:
quote:
Noun as verb: to "medal" - this one was prevalent at the London Olympics.

My grandson can see nothing wrong in "versing " another team. We are versing xyz on Saturday. [Ultra confused]
Shouldn't it be "versusing"?

[Roll Eyes]

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Lothlorien - I have a colleague who says "verse" when he means "versus", which annoys me more than it probably should.
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Ariel
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"Going forward" when not applied to a moving object. I've discovered that you can take "going forward" out of most sentences, and the meaning is still perfectly clear going forward.

quote:
Originally posted by Lothlorien:
quote:
Noun as verb: to "medal" - this one was prevalent at the London Olympics.

My grandson can see nothing wrong in "versing " another team. We are versing xyz on Saturday. [Ultra confused]
Excellent. I’m glad to hear the Poetic Muse is flourishing in his part of the world. I shall think of him as he boldly strides forth, scroll in hand, to declaim his beautifully composed verses to the other team. That’s a clear sign of the true sporting spirit, not only being able to praise the opposing team, but to do so in poetic metre and scansion. Let him verse his opposing team, by all means.
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I despair for the Old Mother Tomgue when I read that an actress "shined" in her latest role, or that someone's bad behaviour had to be "reigned" in. (I suppose the latter could be applied to a situation in which HRH finds it necessary to curb a young royal's misconduct.)

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quote:
Originally posted by Dafyd:
My personal peeve is 'impact' used to mean 'affect'. What is wrong with 'affect'?

It's not "impactful" enough. (Used to get that horror at work.)

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'Going forward' means 'We stuffed up, but we're never going to discuss it again'. Usually appears after 'draw a line under it' or 'draw a line in the sand' (which is an odd metaphor if you are talking about leaving the past alone; lines in the sand get washed away).

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Inspirational. No. You mean inspiring.

Moisturisation. No. You mean moisturising (or possibly just moisture, depending on your context) - and don't even think of putting a z in there if you're in the UK.

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One of my friends uses ...'s... for every plural he writes. It drives me batty.

Once, I was a bit mean and posted on his FB page that a kitten or puppy dies every time he does that. (He's an animal lover.) He didn't write anything for days! (Or should that be day's?!) [Snigger]

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Stejjie
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Inspirational. No. You mean inspiring.

Moisturisation. No. You mean moisturising (or possibly just moisture, depending on your context) - and don't even think of putting a z in there if you're in the UK.

Don't know how to break this to you, but -ze is considered perfectly acceptable by Oxford.

Also, I don't mind "stomp" - it seems (to me) to have a bit more force to it than "stamp". "Going forward" can just go right back to where it came from and stay there, though: the most irritating, pointless, jargon-y phrase it's possible to imagine. There's very rarely, if ever, any justification for using it unless you're actually physically moving in a forward direction (and even then...)

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defuse/diffuse

I have seen this sentence in newspapers. "The police diffused the bomb."

Moo

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Drifting Star

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quote:
Originally posted by Stejjie:
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Inspirational. No. You mean inspiring.

Moisturisation. No. You mean moisturising (or possibly just moisture, depending on your context) - and don't even think of putting a z in there if you're in the UK.

Don't know how to break this to you, but -ze is considered perfectly acceptable by Oxford.
Couldn't care less.

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Distressingly, that style bible The Economist has not only started making "data" plural, but also seems to have de-adverbified "importantly".

Two separate articles in this week's edition begin sentences with "More important, this has..." etc. But why?

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Stejjie
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Stejjie:
Don't know how to break this to you, but -ze is considered perfectly acceptable by Oxford.

Couldn't care less.
Fair enough, though the point is it is originally British English, not American.

I do prefer -ise, though - I guess just what I've grown up with.

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Ariel
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quote:
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Couldn't care less.

Thank you for not saying "I could care less" to which my response is usually "What stops you?"
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Stejjie
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Distressingly, that style bible The Economist has not only started making "data" plural, but also seems to have de-adverbified "importantly".

Two separate articles in this week's edition begin sentences with "More important, this has..." etc. But why?

Data is plural though (plural of datum) - it's just that it's widely become accepted as singular as well.

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A lot of people now use 'of' instead of 'have' e.g. "I should of done that".

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An interesting phrase I overheard in the office today was "If we do [omitted for confidentiality] then we end up with this starting point."

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quote:
Originally posted by Moo:
I have seen this sentence in newspapers. "The police diffused the bomb."

The police have also been known to talk about forensicating a crime scene - and it really was them (overheard on Radio 4), not just the newspaper reporting it badly.
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quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Distressingly, that style bible The Economist has not only started making "data" plural, but also seems to have de-adverbified "importantly".

Two separate articles in this week's edition begin sentences with "More important, this has..." etc. But why?

Because that's good English. They're not saying this was done in a more important way. They're saying that this point is more important.

The way they said it is the right way. Saying "more importantly" is to adverbify an adjective without warrant. It is wrong.

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quote:
Originally posted by Stejjie:
quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
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Originally posted by Stejjie:
Don't know how to break this to you, but -ze is considered perfectly acceptable by Oxford.

Couldn't care less.
Fair enough, though the point is it is originally British English, not American.

I do prefer -ise, though - I guess just what I've grown up with.

[Smile] There is an interesting question in there about whether - or after how long - something that goes out of use and comes back in is a neologism. My reaction is based on what I have been used to - for me it grates unless the source is genuinely American. I think when you read a lot something changing for no apparent reason is quite abrasive.
quote:
Originally posted by Stejjie:
quote:
Originally posted by Eutychus:
Distressingly, that style bible The Economist has not only started making "data" plural, but also seems to have de-adverbified "importantly".

Data is plural though (plural of datum) - it's just that it's widely become accepted as singular as well.
I was dying to say this, but having stuck out my lip petulantly about -ize endings I felt I couldn't! [Hot and Hormonal] I have been proof reading a lot of academic work recently and every time I see 'the data show...' my hair stands on end - but I know it's right, and that matters to me. It's torture. [Disappointed]

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In the mid-seventies in the comments book in the computer centre of Cambridge University (which used an IBM mainframe):

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In IBMese any noun can be verbed
The verbing of nouns dates back quote a way, I think.
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Can I just add 'pitting', as in 'Lewis Hamilton is pitting earlier than expected'. It is doubly wrong. Not only is it turning a noun into a verb, but by doing so it is creating a verb that already exists and means something else entirely.

Just. Don't. Do. It.

Thank you for starting the thread Ariel. I hadn't realised how much my inner pedant was seething and struggling to get free.

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quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
What is this trend to use verbs as nouns?
"It's a new build."

This has been used in the computer/software industry for at least 25 years. Probably longer.
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And this horrible trend towards contractions?
"I've prepped the onions."

I have to confess, I don't see what's wrong with this one.

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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Can I just add 'pitting', as in 'Lewis Hamilton is pitting earlier than expected'. It is doubly wrong. Not only is it turning a noun into a verb, but by doing so it is creating a verb that already exists and means something else entirely.

The already-quoted verb 'to medal' (meaning 'to win a medal' is a close homophone to 'to meddle'. "She medalled/meddled in the ladies shot-put" has a certain ambiguity.

Adding another pet hate: "my bad" (I have been known to ask "your bad what?")

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This is a good way to wind me up. I have a long list of verbal atrocities that annoy me. Latest addition (No. 49):

Legacy: Applied to anything from computer software to aircraft engines.
Meaning: Our old product is still good, but we gave it this reverent title so we could make more money from our gullible customers with its unnecessary replacement.

A dangerous one in church organisation as well as in business is (No.10):

Synergy: As in “We must mobilise our synergies in this program”.
Meaning: “I haven’t a clue - what do you know about this stuff?”

And how about "Dis-benefit"? (from British Energy).

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quote:
Originally posted by Moo:
defuse/diffuse

I have seen this sentence in newspapers. "The police diffused the bomb."

Moo

Presumably if the police hadn't interfered the bomb would have, er, diffused itself...
I'm with GG on may/might. I don't understand why people get it wrong: it's really not that difficult (or at least, it's really not that difficult to know when you can't use 'may').

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Albertus
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quote:
Originally posted by Drifting Star:
Can I just add 'pitting', as in 'Lewis Hamilton is pitting earlier than expected'. It is doubly wrong. Not only is it turning a noun into a verb, but by doing so it is creating a verb that already exists and means something else entirely.

Just. Don't. Do. It.


And to me it suggests that he's eating olives while he's driving- which is just bloody dangerous.

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mousethief

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quote:
Originally posted by Stejjie:
Data is plural though (plural of datum) - it's just that it's widely become accepted as singular as well.

Data is plural in Latin. We don't speak Latin, we speak English.

quote:
Originally posted by Ariel:
And this horrible trend towards contractions?
"I've prepped the onions."

This usage, in the restaurant business at least, goes back decades.

quote:
Originally posted by Stercus Tauri:
This is a good way to wind me up. I have a long list of verbal atrocities that annoy me. Latest addition (No. 49):

Legacy: Applied to anything from computer software to aircraft engines.
Meaning: Our old product is still good, but we gave it this reverent title so we could make more money from our gullible customers with its unnecessary replacement.

When I worked in the computer biz, "legacy" meant "the damned old stuff we wish to God we could get rid of, but it would be prohibitively expensive, so we're stuck with this shit."

quote:
Originally posted by Galloping Granny:
Which of these two women is dead?

Seat belt may have saved woman's life.
Seat belt might have saved woman's life.

Good point!

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Adeodatus
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I've always regarded language, even written language, as more a matter of style than of rules. I confess I rather like "invite" for "invitation" and "prep" for "prepare" - new words and forms have helped make English the incomparably rich treasury that it is.

As for -ize and -ise, didn't there used to be a rule about whether the word they were attached to came from the Greek or the Latin? Or am I - pardon the neologism - misremembering?

But then there are the Manifest Wrongnesses - 'of' for 'have', 'diffuse' for 'defuse'. When I see things like this, I have an urge to get all Ghenghis on the perpetrators' asses. The Grocer's Apostrophe, however, like the poor, will be with us always. I recently saw a sign on a café advertising "BREAKFAST'S SANDWICHE'S LUNCHE'S". I thought they were taking the pis's.

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Ariel
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quote:
Originally posted by Siegfried:
quote:
And this horrible trend towards contractions?
"I've prepped the onions."

I have to confess, I don't see what's wrong with this one.
The verb is "prepare". Why shorten it in this childish way? Is “prepare” too difficult to pronounce, or too long a word?

Or, reading that over, perps prep is too diff to pron?

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Jestocost:
The police have also been known to talk about forensicating a crime scene - and it really was them (overheard on Radio 4), not just the newspaper reporting it badly.

Presumably after the place had been "burglarized". A while ago I came across a sentence on a news site about how the police had been called in to investigate some kind of trouble at an airport. "The passengers were de-planed and canines taken on board."
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quote:
Originally posted by mousethief:
Because that's good English. They're not saying this was done in a more important way. They're saying that this point is more important.

The way they said it is the right way. Saying "more importantly" is to adverbify an adjective without warrant. It is wrong.

I disagree. If they said "the more important point is that..." then that would be ok. But "More important," qualifies what comes next. So it should be an adverb.

More becomingly, The Economist begins sentences with "More oddly,". It should keep on doing the same with "More importantly,".

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jedijudy

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[tangent] Welcome burlingtontiger! Thank you for posting here. I see you have already posted on the Welcome thread in All Saints, which is a marvelous way to dip your toe in. [/tangent]

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Lamb Chopped
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How about the subjunctive?

quote:
If my cousin would have been at the party, things would be different.
No, people, it's "had been." No "would" involved in that phrase, except between your ears.

I used to work in a place where the copyeditors got this wrong.

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