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Thread: What should be on the sex songs list
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L'organist
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posted by no prophet quote:
And how about Mary Had a Little Lamb? (off to church to pray for forgiveness for that one)
So where does that leave Old Macdonald had a farm ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
Seriously, looking for sexy songs, try these:
Sledgehammer by Peter Gabriel quote:
Open up your fruitcage, where the fruit is as sweet as can be
Or The Rolling Stones' Honky Tonk Woman quote:
I laid a divorcée in New York City
I had to put up some kind of a fight
The lady then she covered me with roses
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.
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Lord Jestocost
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Originally posted by L'organist:
posted by no prophet quote:
And how about Mary Had a Little Lamb? (off to church to pray for forgiveness for that one)
So where does that leave Old Macdonald had a farm
Or the Grand Old Duke of York ...
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Timothy the Obscure
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Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On."
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ArachnidinElmet
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Behind the Wheel by Depeche Mode
75% of the songs on the album 'Trouble' by Ray LaMontagne sound like 'date montage' music from a film soundtrack.
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luvanddaisies
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You'd be disappointed if someone suggested Wake Me Up Before You Go Go , wouldn't you..?
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Dormouse
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Originally posted by Oscar the Grouch:
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling
Does anyone dare suggest "I feel love" by Donna Summer? OK, I will.
Then there's "Wake up and make love to me" by Ian Dury & The Blockheads.
"Oops, I did it again" (The Richard Thompson version, of course)
The Blockheads and the Richard Thompson are both on my list.
Also The Pretenders "Brass in Pocket" and there's a Goldfrapp number too, which I can't remember at the moment.
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_Feh
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Originally posted by Oscar the Grouch:
Chuck Berry - My Ding-a-ling
Ah, beat me to it! What a classic
Also, Billy Idol's "Dancing with Myself."
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Ann
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You made me love you
I didn't want to do it,
(You woke me up to do it ...)
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Horseman Bree
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No-one's brought up "Hallelujah", esp. as sung by Leonard himself (not by people who are too much into the singing to make the point. Lookin' at you, K.D.)
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The5thMary
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Dormouse: When I was twelve and first heard "Brass In Pocket", I got mixed up about some lyrics. Seriously mixed up. She sings, "Gonna use my arms. Gonna use my legs.Gonna use style
Gonna use my side step..."
Well, I thought she was singing, "Gonna use style, gonna use my sausage" and that creeped me out so bad because I thought she was saying she had a penis or a dildo. Years and years later I found out what Chrissie Hynde was really singing and had to laugh...but I still intentionally sing it wrong now because of my childhood mistake. And singing about one's "sausage" is a pretty good case of sexual innuendo. Or culinary prowess. ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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The5thMary
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Did anyone mention Cyndi Lauper's "She Bop"? One of my friends didn't know what that song was about and seemed shocked when I told him it was about masturbation. Poor guy.
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Albertus
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quote:
Originally posted by Ann:
You made me love you
I didn't want to do it,
(You woke me up to do it ...)
Can't beat the old ones!*
Similarly, ' What is this thing called, love?'
*Unless I suppose you're into gerontophiliac BDSM
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Miffy
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Another Meatloaf: Paradise by The Dashboard Light.
You're a Pink Toothbrush.
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Every time I hear you whistle, you make my nylon bristle.
ETA your url coding had "http" in it twice. So, amended before anyone else bristles. - Ariel, Heaven Host.
[ 08. October 2014, 18:35: Message edited by: Ariel ]
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Jemima the 9th
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Kylie - I should be so lucky.
But more hopefully - Bellowhead "Captain Wedderburn". Fairly chaste as folk songs go, and yet.......wibble.
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Ariel
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Soft Cell's "Sex Dwarf" should be on this list, if anywhere.
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Ann
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quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
quote:
Originally posted by Ann:
You made me love you
I didn't want to do it,
(You woke me up to do it ...)
Can't beat the old ones!*
Similarly, ' What is this thing called, love?'
*Unless I suppose you're into gerontophiliac BDSM
or
"What! Is this thing called love?"
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itsarumdo
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Nobody mentioned Je t'aime yet?
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Ariel
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Love songs are two a penny and a little too genteel for this thread. Let's hear it for the songs that have innuendo, explicit invitations, or suggestive moaning.
I'll throw in Rod Stewart's "Do ya think I'm sexy" (to which, back in the day, a few thousand teenage girls had only one answer).
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Miffy
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Originally posted by itsarumdo:
Nobody mentioned Je t'aime yet?
Great idea. And for that extra
frisson let's go for the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain version.
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Doublethink.
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*shudders*
Not in a good way.
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Polly
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Rolling Stones - I can't get no satisfaction!!!
Simple Minds - Alive and Kicking
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Sandemaniac
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Caravan - If I did it again I'd do it all over you.
AG
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South Coast Kevin
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Originally posted by Ariel:
Love songs are two a penny and a little too genteel for this thread. Let's hear it for the songs that have innuendo, explicit invitations, or suggestive moaning.
Alright then, I suggest Because The Night by the Patti Smith Group (the link is to an acoustic version from a few years ago), and Will You by Hazel O'Connor, with the most breathtaking saxophone solo ever.
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Sioni Sais
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I was waiting for someone to mention saxophone soloes. Does anyone remember the "Red Shoes" series of soft-porn that Channel 4 screened years ago? They were the most formulaic programs ever and you could set a stop watch by them: I think the saxophone music started at about 23 minutes and lasted until one party or another lit a cigarette, dressed or dozed off.
ps, the sax music was uniformly awful. Elevator jazz. If Jamie Cullum played sax, it's what he would play.
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L'organist
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posted by Ariel quote:
I'll throw in Rod Stewart's "Do ya think I'm sexy" (to which, back in the day, a few thousand teenage girls had only one answer).
Really? Depends on the day.
In 1971 when Rod (as singer with The Faces - remember them?) appeared at Watford Town Hall he personally was booed. The rest of the group got wild applause - hardly surprising bearing in mind this was the line up with Ronnie Wood, Kenny Jones and Ronnie Lane - but Mr Stewart was not received with universal acclaim.
The support act was better but the evening was not helped by a series of power outages and a lengthy power cut meant the gig finished early.
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Fr Weber
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Originally posted by Sandemaniac:
Caravan - If I did it again I'd do it all over you.
AG
Or "The Dog, the Dog, He's At It Again".
Which also makes me think of Hatfield & the North's "Share It"--bottom line, Richard Sinclair is a perv.
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itsarumdo
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Originally posted by North East Quine:
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Originally posted by Doublethink:
Sexuality, K.D.Lang
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and kd lang's fever
In fact, anything by kd lang.
Peggy Lee is waaaaaaaaay sexier
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itsarumdo
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quote:
Originally posted by Miffy:
quote:
Originally posted by itsarumdo:
Nobody mentioned Je t'aime yet?
Great idea. And for that extra
frisson let's go for the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain version.
you mean this ... ??????
![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
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Miffy
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quote:
Originally posted by itsarumdo:
quote:
Originally posted by Miffy:
quote:
Originally posted by itsarumdo:
Nobody mentioned Je t'aime yet?
Great idea. And for that extra
frisson let's go for the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain version.
you mean this ... ??????
Yup - that's the one.
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comet
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Marvin Gaye- pretty much anything by him, but especially Let's Get It On and Got To Give It Up. *fans self*
Concrete Blonde's entire Bloodletting album. (do not judge me)
Shakira's La Tortura
Pussycat Dolls' Loosen Up My Buttons
And of course, Billy Squier's The Stroke.
eta: also the whole Heavy Metal album, but that could be nostalgia talking.
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comet
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Oooh! And When Doves Cry
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Kelly Alves
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quote:
Originally posted by Ann:
quote:
Originally posted by Albertus:
quote:
Originally posted by Ann:
You made me love you
I didn't want to do it,
(You woke me up to do it ...)
Can't beat the old ones!*
Similarly, ' What is this thing called, love?'
*Unless I suppose you're into gerontophiliac BDSM
or
"What! Is this thing called love?"
I remember a Benny Hill skit where some bubblehead starlet kept mangling the line to "What's this thing called, love?"
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Stetson
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Maybe it's the performer's androgynous appearance, but in this particular clip, he does seem to be having a rather libidinous effect on the boys crowded around the piano. One guy seems pretty desperate to lay hands on him.
Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On
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Hilda of Whitby
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'At last'--Etta James
'Sexual healing'--Marvin Gaye
'We've got tonight'--Bob Seger
'The first time ever I saw your face'--Roberta Flack
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mark_in_manchester
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From the penultimate track 'Sea of Cortez' on Green on Red's 1985 Album "Gas Food Lodging"
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It takes money, to make money, they say;
aint it funny, how love doesn't work that way...
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"Tutti Frutti" (an early rock and roller by , I think , Little Richard)
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