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Palimpsest
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TICTH the people who run the Flexible Spending Health Account stuff for my last employer. Having had to submit the documentation for reimburse 3 times by fax which was deemed illegible and once by a trip to the post office to send it certified since they don't bother to have an actual address, just a Post Office Box, they now inform me a year later if I don't clear up the confusion caused by their multiple failures they're going to change my last year income to include the income of the undocumented first three times. Since they never paid them I don't see how I have income. Looking forward to a long and profitless morning tomorrow requiring long waits due to unusually high call volumes and expecting tons of patience and understanding from me.
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Mechtilde
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
TICTH 'sourcing'.
Why can't people just buy stuff anymore?
TICTH the phrase "life hacks." What's wrong with "tips"?
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orfeo
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LOL. You realise you said 'job surfing'?
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Lamb Chopped
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I did indeed. Has it got another meaning cross-pond? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif)
While I'm at it, I'll consign to heck (hell's a bit strong) people who don't know the difference between proofreading and copyediting, order you to do the one, and then deny you the job because you've followed orders instead of doing the other. I mean, buy a clue...
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orfeo
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Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:
I did indeed. Has it got another meaning cross-pond?
No, but I found it rather amusing that you employed it in the middle of complaining about the use of trendy phrases.
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Piglet
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TICTH the manufacturers of a new hair-dye I'm going to try tomorrow: the print on their instruction leaflet is (a) practically microscopic and (b) printed in white-on-black, which doesn't help.
As I haven't got the best eyesight, I asked D. for his opinion, and he agreed that only the bits in bold type were really legible.
At least they printed the time you're supposed to leave it on as a clock-face ...
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TICT the deepest depths of H, my (former) DIL for the hurt she is causing my Son & grandsons
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Totally with you on that, Mechtilde, re: "life hacks". They are Not a Thing.
TITCH HR departments who screw with eager young applicants by recommending putting them forward for a job interview and then not giving them the position because 'not enough experience'. But you read my CV [US: resume]! Did that not occur to you at the time?! ![[Mad]](angryfire.gif) Leading people up the garden path much?
Also those who stipulate a RIDICULOUS number of specific attributes on job adverts which probably only one person in the world fulfils, all because they can, I guess, in these times of high unemployment and insecure job market. Gnnnnnaaaaargh.
*goes away to hammer out another pointless covering letter* ![[Waterworks]](graemlins/bawling.gif)
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Ariston
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SG: ditto, and I'll push 'em all one circle deeper—especially the university press that called me in for six hours of interviewing with HR, both my prospective bosses, my prospective colleagues (two thirds of whom were working in positions I'd applied for), and the director, all to tell me the search had been canceled and nobody found.
Yeah. Two hundred people applied for this job. I've been doing one functionally identical for two years. You mean to tell me you can't find one person who could do it? Oh, right, internal candidate—do the pro forma national search, call it off, waste our time, then sneak in your own person.
Fuck. You.
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Macrina
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TICTH Stuart Broad - England T20 captain for whinging passive aggressively about being fined for whinging passive aggressively.
Seriously? You're a professional sportsman. You should know that you don't metaphorically bend over and moon the match officials and get off with just a warning. Idiot. No one is saying the lightening was fine and dandy. I'd agree with your point if you weren't such an entitled spoiled kid with a chip on your shoulder the size of the Members Pavilion at Lords.
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Wesley J
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Originally posted by Lamb Chopped:
Touche! (Trans. "A touch, a very palpable touch!")
TICTH keyboards that haven't got an accute accent key. It's fucking 'touché', as in 'too shey', and in English rhymes with 'May'.
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touché, int. E20. [Fr., pa. pple of toucher to touch.] 1 Fencing. Acknowledging a hit by one's opponent. E20. 2 Expr. good-humoured acknowledgement of a valid point or justified accusation made by another person. E20.
(Oxford Talking Dictionary © 1998)
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Lord Jestocost
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Originally posted by Wesley J:
TICTH keyboards that haven't got an accute accent key. It's fucking 'touché', as in 'too shey', and in English rhymes with 'May'.
Wouldn't that be most keyboards, then? At least in the Anglophone world.
On a "normal" (i.e. non Mac) keyboard, hold down the ALT key and type 130 on the numeric keypad on the right (for some reason the number keys at the top of the keyboard don't work). Lo, an é will appear. Have fun experimenting with different numbers for different characters. ASCII codes are there to serve.
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The little "o" for degree, as in temperature is
Alt 248. 19° in Pennsylvania this morning.
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If you all want to share ASCII codes or something, I recall there being a tech support kind of thread somewhere other than Hell that would be an appropriate place. That's quite enough pedantry and geekery for here, though. Move along please.
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TICTH the exigencies of fate again. It's no fucking fair.
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'Flu: unless I'm mistaken, the aching limbs, raised temperature, chills, headache, streaming nose, etc, etc, etc mean I've got the dreaded 'f*u again.
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Originally posted by L'organist:
'Flu: unless I'm mistaken, the aching limbs, raised temperature, chills, headache, streaming nose, etc, etc, etc mean I've got the dreaded 'f*u again.
Seconded, Flu must be of the devil
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Lamb Chopped
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I'll add the so-called stomach flu to that--well into the second week of intermittent symptoms.
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Open letter to-- Oh, everyone who currently has face time with me:
1. It is extremely frustrating to be the designated calm, reassuring person in the situation when everyone else is a fucking drama addict. The calmer I act, the more y'all jones for the histrionics. FUCK!
2. If you really want someone to help you out, and want further help from them in the future, a good thing to do would be to NOT act like the act of them helping you out is fucking up your life.
3. Dear younger family member-- if you are going to speak to your mother the way you just did, I will go back over that essay you asked me to read and reformat my comments from "constructive criticism" to "Harold Ross -Level Vociferous Scrutiny." Suck it, Hemingway.
(I will not do that. And it is a pretty good essay.)
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I've had it with euphemisms.
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TICTH the Recycle Police of my city. It's bad enough we have to separate compost and yard waste from garbage and recyclables (for which there's a long complicated list) and watch them toss them in the same bins in the garbage truck.
It's bad enough that they expect us to wash the bottles and cans before putting them in the recycle bin.
They've now announced that all citizens must peel the little stickers off the peels on their fruit and vegetables so the plastic doesn't ruin their compost plans.
At heart I can't see why there's such a damn urgency to minimize landfill from a city in a state that has an active volcano
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orfeo
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TICTH idiotic conspiracy theorists who have come out of the woodwork in the last couple of weeks like nobody's business to deal with flight MH370.
My latest encounter being with an online comment asserting that the Maldives are close to the border of Somalia. It's three thousand fucking kilometres, you moron.
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Kelly Alves
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Oh, FFS. Heartily agreed. The people involved are miserable enough without the crackpots staking claims on the situation.
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Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
TICTH 'sourcing'.
Why can't people just buy stuff anymore?
It is how some of us earn a living. TICTH two idiots in particular. First the engineer that sends me an email on Friday night expecting me to put a purchasing agreement in place for him by Monday without having notified me he needed help weeks ago like he should have. Damn, engineers can be so stupid.
Second, Senator Leland Yee, Mr. Hypocrite himself. So content to ban guns yet illegally selling them himself. I hope you and Shrimp Boy enjoy prison.
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rufiki
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TICTH a well-known cable company who put their prices up, have intermittent service, and charged me £99 for an engineer to come and maintain their kit. I was specifically told there would be no charge.
My custom is going elsewhere. I might still get a crap service, but at least it'll be cheap and crap.
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TICTH groups of ten/twelve cyclists on pavements. Officially organised cycle rides whose website I have found, and thus been able to complain about you inconsiderate morons, since you were stupid enough to break the law wearing yellow hi-vis tabards with the name of your group on it.
The cycle lane is the other side of the road - and it is there for the excellent reason there is no room for you and me on that pavement... not that that ever stops most cyclists in my part of the world.
And, whilst I'm at it, I'm also CTH those who insist on sitting on aisle seats on public transport, grumble at having to move to let me sit on the vacant window seat, and then won't stand up properly, just swivel in the seat. Well, I'm not at all sorry if you didn't like my backside in your face - (cue second round of grumbles at my inconsiderateness)I warned you I had little sense of balance on a moving bus and it would be better for both of us if you stood up.
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TICTH TV shows that kill off characters and change plots. so that an actor can leave (or be fired).
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TICTH the stupid self-important bitch at my friend's funeral today. If you're going to bother showing up for the service, don't spend the entire time texting on your cell phone . The only reason that phone is not in a zillion small pieces inside your various bodily orifices if that I didn't want to disrupt the service...
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Spike
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Originally posted by Golden Key:
TICTH TV shows that kill off characters and change plots. so that an actor can leave (or be fired).
So what should they do when an actor leaves?
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Sioni Sais
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Originally posted by Spike:
quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
TICTH TV shows that kill off characters and change plots. so that an actor can leave (or be fired).
So what should they do when an actor leaves?
Shoot the actor. Looks like fans won't be happy otherwise.
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Stercus Tauri
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Possibly not quite to hell - but pretty damn close - because some quite nice people keep doing it: everyone who refers to the gas company (or any other utility) technician as an 'engineer'. If he/she hasn't slaved to get an engineering degree and isn't accredited by one of the engineering Institutions, then he/she isn't an engineer. And 'technician' seems generous for some of them, who I wouldn't trust to identify the working parts of my wheelbarrow.
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TICTH viruses
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It is with profound regret and embarrassment that I condemn myself to Hell for not putting my own clock forward, and hence arriving at church (at which I was supposed to be playing for the service) when said service was nearly over. Fortunately, there was someone else there who did the job. I slunk out before anyone noticed my late arrival. ![[Hot and Hormonal]](icon_redface.gif)
Self flagellation a speciality of the house
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Beauty fades, dumb is forever-Judge Judy
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Autenrieth Road
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TICTH people maul you during the
peace, while running around like crazed hyenas.
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TI also CTH fucking manipulative narcissistic bastards, AND all the people who first complained to me about said narcissistic bastard, who are now all being taken in by said bastard turning on the charm, and don't want anything to change. So I, who recognize the harm happening to people, and the need to lance the wound, not put a bandaid on it, am going to be the big bad meanie who didn't want to make nice and therefore kicked said bastard out. Plus said bastard has recently switched to my church, so I expect to be bad mouthed up, down, left, right and sideways throughout my own church by said bastard.
Fuck you, the horse you rode in on, and all your manipulative shit about God's calling you and God teaching you. The closest connection you have to God is that you are a shitstain on God's ass.
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Lamb Chopped
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AR, thank God you have the guts to deal with it, and lance that stinking boil. I just lost my job because nobody would.
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Thx, Lamb. I'm not sure Manipulative Narcissistic Bastard has a clue to what I can be like in my full-on "you have pushed things one fucking inch too far and I am on to you and your deceitful shit" furious mode. But boy howdy, did MNB push this shit just one little bit too far, and are they ever going to be surprised.
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Lamb Chopped
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Consider: MNB probably = sociopath. You may want to take steps to guard against over the top future retaliation. There are books out there that can help.
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Also consider that MNB may have chosen YOUR church with deliberate intent. Sorry to be so negative, but I've been hearing about some other sociopaths since my last attendance here, and I'm a bit cynical.
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I'm pretty sure MNB sociopaths are worthy of their own thread, seeing as they seem to be so common. Why, I imagine we can discuss coping strategies, management tactics, and, when all our rational, All Saintsy style "if you treat them like you should a decent human being, they'll respond" ideas fail, because they're not decent human beings, unhealthy ideas that get us through the day. Why, I'm pretty sure I can add a thing or twelve to that thread myself.
But that's a thread that is not this one. Take it somewhere else.
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Nicolemr
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TICTH snotty teenagers. And unpleasant coincidences.
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Kelly Alves
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Watching Hoarders: Animal Edition and just hating so, so many people right now. Some humans don't deserve the DNA God gave them.
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I cannot expect people to believe “
Jesus loves me, this I know” of they don’t believe “Kelly loves me, this I know.”
Kelly Alves, somewhere around 2003.
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Depression.
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Formerly JFH
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Penny S
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quote:
Originally posted by Golden Key:
TICTH TV shows that kill off characters and change plots. so that an actor can leave (or be fired).
Especially when the actor concerned is a female who has been in a nicely developing good relationship with the lead male, and he doesn't seem the least bit upset over her vanishing, and starts another relationship the next week. And never uses the wrong name by accident, or refers to what he used to do with X, or even any irritating habit she had. There are no photos, letters or emails. She is unpersoned and wiped as effectively as a Kremlin drop out under Stalin.
I've been watching old episodes of Bergerac, which seem to be transmitted in the wrong order, so these even less explanation that usual.
And, yes, depression.
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Wesley J
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TICTH all the cold callers of the last three months, who ring up despite my being on an official opt-out list. (I never pick up, and all goes to my answerphone.) Luckily, in this neck of the woods, such proceedings are now illegal, and so I've just spent the best part of an hour denouncing all said callers via a consumer protection website, who are entitled and willing and perfectly equipped to sue their arses off. Most satisfying. ![[Devil]](graemlins/devil.gif)
Still: BASTARDS, all of them!
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Spike
Mostly Harmless
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TICTH Thames Water Utilities. Due to their shitty, shoddy equipment at the local pumping station breaking down yet again, I find myself with no water for the third time in 48 hours. This is beyond a fucking joke
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