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Sioni Sais
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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
If you want a soul-destroying experience that will make you realise that most people's existence (including your own) is meaningless and that we are all leading shallow empty lives producing nothing of any lasting value, spend a couple of hours in a discount shopping outlet.

Isn't 'outlet' the most discouraging word? Far too close to bodily functions and sanitation engineering.

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deano
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quote:
Originally posted by Kelly Alves:
quote:
Originally posted by Autenrieth Road:

And fuck you for making me reveal in Hell that I have an impoverished vocabulary of curses.

( Educate yourself, hon. )


AHEM! Today on TICTH...

Dear (guess who)-- "you don't have to move out" my ass. That is all.

Sorry, that's boring. Try this if you want to really learn how to verbally abuse people...

The British Army DS Phrase Book

... and to protect myself from accusations of tangetalism (even though it was an Admin who started the tangentelising!), TICTH the new laptop I've been issues with by my clients. The CTRL, ALT and SHIFT keys are in slightly different positions to my old one and I'm getting pissed off with it.

It's as useful as Ann Frank's drumkit!!!

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MrsBeaky
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TICTH the sermon I sat through this morning- I so wanted to walk out but couldn't as it would have had serious ramifications for the work I am doing here.
45 minutes of being harangued whilst the visiting preacher applied the 1 Peter 3 passage on husbands and wives and used it to confirm rather than challenge thinking about cultural norms.
I am very sad now.

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Penny S
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quote:
Originally posted by MrsBeaky:
TICTH the sermon I sat through this morning- I so wanted to walk out but couldn't as it would have had serious ramifications for the work I am doing here.
45 minutes of being harangued whilst the visiting preacher applied the 1 Peter 3 passage on husbands and wives and used it to confirm rather than challenge thinking about cultural norms.
I am very sad now.

45 Minutes?! Oh my! Perhaps his wife didn't boil his egg properly this morning...
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luvanddaisies

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Is that a horrible euphemism?

<gets coat. exits>

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

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She probably served him eggs scrambled hard. [Devil]

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Sioni Sais
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There's a part of me would like to join the Preacher X dogpile but that's not what TICTH is for. Maybe a 'Truly Awful Preaching, Words and Messages' or a 'Worst Sermons on Earth' thread would be both cathartic and amusing.

SS HH

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MrsBeaky
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quote:
Originally posted by Sioni Sais:
Maybe a 'Truly Awful Preaching, Words and Messages' or a 'Worst Sermons on Earth' thread would be both cathartic and amusing.

I might just do that someday- where would I start it- here or another board. Sorry if I derailed this thread.

Also TICTH the bloody freezing weather- this is meant to be the start of the hot season and I am colder than should be allowed when you live on the Equator!!

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Sipech
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TICTH International Financial Reporting Standard 11. It is the bane of my working life. Everything has to be adjusted for bloody joint ventures so I'm constantly bombarded with why the statutory figures don't agree to the management accounts.

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Pollen.

The cat's fellow travellers (aka fleas).

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quote:
Originally posted by Huia:
The cat's fellow travellers (aka fleas).

Seconded.

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People who comment on community updates.

In particular, the people who seem to think that complaining about busing and calling anyone animals or calling for the arrest of all public school kids because if their parents were decent human beings who were raising them right, they would have enrolled them in private schools, is going to help the situation.

In particular, people who make comments like that after the situation has already degenerated into a physical confrontation.

(Or maybe it's just people I can't stand.)

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Doublethink.
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TICTH this bellend.

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Lord Jestocost
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quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink.:
TICTH this bellend.

Theodore Roosevelt?
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Matt Black

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TICTH whichever wanker(s) at the Bank of England who fucked up the CHAPS system yesterday which meant that two of my clients couldn't complete their sale and purchase transactions.

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Sipech
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TICTH a senior colleague of mine who, having assured me on more than one occasion that they only needed some summary figures, turns around to me today and then says that we need full details. Had I known this was needed in the first place, I would have set up my work so that it could accomodate the detail, but as it wasn't needed, I was able to take a shortcut.

Now I have to completely redo a day's work and then add on another's work to that! [Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

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Doublethink.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lord Jestocost:
quote:
Originally posted by Doublethink.:
TICTH this bellend.

Theodore Roosevelt?
Wierd I thought I was consigning Mike Read.

TICTH IOS8 clipboard that is fucking with my links.

[ 21. October 2014, 19:40: Message edited by: Doublethink. ]

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Doublethink.
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(Specifically, Mike Read's UKIP Calypso in a cod-Caribbean accent.)

[ 21. October 2014, 19:42: Message edited by: Doublethink. ]

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orfeo

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Oh... TICTH a murderer in Ottawa, but he's probably already there.

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RooK

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Amen.
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Macrina
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TICTH the airline that shall remain nameless pending their response to my complaint letter who have managed to alter the individual legs of my 4 international flights five times (yes they changed one flight twice)

Not only that but on two of these changes they didn't bother to tell me at all and not once have they sent me an updated e ticket without at least two phonecalls to request it. I am absolutely at the end of my tether with these people. How do they run a business????

Oh and to add to the laugh or cry hilarity of the situation I have been so confused by all the changes and timezones that I booked my domestic connection for the wrong freaking day. Though Air New Zealand (not the offending party) have much better systems and I have just rebooked this flight for the right day (and latest best guess at when airline from mordor might decide I am permitted to arrive home) at an additional cost of only $50 and have recieved my new eticket seconds later. God bless you Air NZ.

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orfeo

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The next person to claim persecution because the law requires them to treats gays and lesbians as equal human beings gets whacked in the face with a plank.

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Doublethink.
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Ticth comedians who think gay rape is funny.

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Pigwidgeon

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
The next person to claim persecution because the law requires them to treats gays and lesbians as equal human beings gets whacked in the face with a plank.

Please bring your plank to Arizona.
[Mad]

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Kelly Alves

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Never though I would do this, but I have to consign my beloved Neph TH, because he introduced me to this piece of insanity. (Warning, very gross zombie stuff and a very brief shot of a caesarean-- very likely NSFW)

Stuck in my head. For the last week.


And why you always talk about the cool kids,
Who take archery?
Yeah, you're a shrinky dink.
You'll get a funeral if you don't wise up and call me,
Carl Poppa.


[ 24. October 2014, 01:28: Message edited by: Kelly Alves ]

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orfeo

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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
The next person to claim persecution because the law requires them to treats gays and lesbians as equal human beings gets whacked in the face with a plank.

Please bring your plank to Arizona.
[Mad]

*THWACK!*

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ThunderBunk

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quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
quote:
Originally posted by orfeo:
The next person to claim persecution because the law requires them to treats gays and lesbians as equal human beings gets whacked in the face with a plank.

Please bring your plank to Arizona.
[Mad]

*THWACK!*
I note with interest that the clue stick has been upgraded. Perhaps I should take the upgrade to work.....

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Twilight

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Women who think skills in carpentry, car mechanics, plumbing and lifting heavy objects is automatically conferred at birth with a penis. He is a software engineer. He volunteered at the food pantry/free store as their treasurer, computer specialist and free tax man for anyone who asks. Not as general handyman.

He can't get the office work done because he gets about thirty interruptions per day from random women telling him; "Someone pulled up with a truck bed of furniture, you need to unload it." "You need to carry all the summer clothes down to the basement and bring up the 48 boxes of winter stuff." "The air conditioner is broken, you need to fix it."

And why is it always, "You need to," and never "Would you mind?" He's 63 years old! You young bossy bitches can do it yourselves.

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Karl: Liberal Backslider
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quote:
Originally posted by Twilight:
Women who think skills in carpentry, car mechanics, plumbing and lifting heavy objects is automatically conferred at birth with a penis. He is a software engineer. He volunteered at the food pantry/free store as their treasurer, computer specialist and free tax man for anyone who asks. Not as general handyman.

He can't get the office work done because he gets about thirty interruptions per day from random women telling him; "Someone pulled up with a truck bed of furniture, you need to unload it." "You need to carry all the summer clothes down to the basement and bring up the 48 boxes of winter stuff." "The air conditioner is broken, you need to fix it."

And why is it always, "You need to," and never "Would you mind?" He's 63 years old! You young bossy bitches can do it yourselves.

I suggest the response "2nd word is 'off'; first can be selected from a limited range..."

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LeRoc

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Going to the dentist. I know they're all wonderful and very necessary but I hatehatehate it.

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Amanda B. Reckondwythe

Dressed for Church
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Earwax. I had to go get my ears unplugged yesterday. Happens every 8 or 9 months or so.

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ChastMastr
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TICTH dishonesty about being in an open relationship. It's in my fucking profile--if you're in a relationship and your partner isn't OK with stuff, then it's a no-go. I will not be a home-wrecker, thankyouverymuch.

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balaam

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quote:
Originally posted by Amanda B. Reckondwythe:
Earwax. I had to go get my ears unplugged yesterday. Happens every 8 or 9 months or so.

Hopi ear candles [Axe murder]

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Golden Key
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Except sometimes people have awful accidents with ear candles--as in hot wax in their ears. There was a case in the news here, years ago, which was enough to put me off ever trying--especially since the docs chose to *scrape out the wax*.
[Eek!]

FWIW, YMMV, etc.

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marzipan
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TICTH the alleged necessity of being able to drive a car. Also my apparent inability to do this to a consistent standard.

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Moo

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You can buy products that dissolve ear wax. You put the stuff into your ears at night and flush your ears with warm water in the morning.

I have to do this regularly because my ears produce lots of wax which would clog my hearing aids if I didn't get rid of it.

Moo

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Jonah the Whale

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quote:
Originally posted by Moo:
You can buy products that dissolve ear wax.

Yes, they are called oil. Mineral oil will do, but vegetable oil is probably more pleasant.

So I suppose ICTH selling household products at inflated prices by labelling them as medical ones.

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Ariston
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DO NOT DISCUSS YOUR FUCKING EARWAX ON MY THREAD.

thankyouverymuch.

—Ariston, increasingly pissed off Hellhost

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TICTH laws which permit a teenager to bring his gun to school.

Or even permit him to have one in the first place.

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Twilight

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I haven't seen anything to indicate he was permitted to bring it. He had it concealed until he pulled it out and started shooting. It was his father's gun.
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Adeodatus
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TICTH Greenwich Sodding Bastard Mean Time. Or at least the changeover - here begins a week of jet-laggish wanting to fall asleep in the afternoon. Pick a bloody time and stick to it, people!

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Welease Woderwick

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One of the great blessings of retirement is that, rather like Kindergarten, afternoon naps are virtually mandatory.

[Two face]

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Pigwidgeon

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quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
TICTH Greenwich Sodding Bastard Mean Time. Or at least the changeover - here begins a week of jet-laggish wanting to fall asleep in the afternoon. Pick a bloody time and stick to it, people!

Move to Arizona -- we don't mess with the clock twice a year.

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Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
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Originally posted by Adeodatus:
TICTH Greenwich Sodding Bastard Mean Time. Or at least the changeover - here begins a week of jet-laggish wanting to fall asleep in the afternoon. Pick a bloody time and stick to it, people!

Move to Arizona -- we don't mess with the clock twice a year.
That's because you only have Light o'clock and Dark o'clock.

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Lyda*Rose

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quote:
Originally posted by Pigwidgeon:
quote:
Originally posted by Adeodatus:
TICTH Greenwich Sodding Bastard Mean Time. Or at least the changeover - here begins a week of jet-laggish wanting to fall asleep in the afternoon. Pick a bloody time and stick to it, people!

Move to Arizona -- we don't mess with the clock twice a year.
Unless you are on Navajo time.

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Penny S
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What I assume to be aftereffects of my flu jab yesterday morning. Headiness occasionally, and prickly nose. The latter would be a cold, but not the former.
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mousethief

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fruit flies

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Nicolemr
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Lost the cable to connect my camera to my computer. Ordered another one on-line, not too expensive... except shipping was about the same price as the cable. Grrrr.

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Welease Woderwick

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Conjunctivitis!

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Dark Knight

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MOOCs [Mad]

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You don't know what I done, what it was, who I lost, or what it cost me
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